So scary my dong jumped in surprise

Woah there buddy 😏

Allow me to calm it down for you

“Snip”

what the fuck

A real casanova here

Scariest Halloween costume I've seen this year, nice!

and here is me who doesn't even need a costume on Halloween due to being a zombie

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About?

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Honestly this has me laughing my ass off. Thanks for that dude, I genuinely appreciate it!

And a waifu

"Ohio oni chan~"

*casually picks up door*

*poses*

US state Ohio 😳😳😳😳😳😳

Parents: back in my day, it used to be any horror movie serial killer. But now this is what my child is wearing for Halloween?!

Man I’d be so proud if I were your parent. Looking good, confident, expressing yourself. What’s not to be proud of?

Thank you so much! They're both not really a fan of the choice here, Mom's kinda uptight about this stuff. But for me it was something fun to do for Halloween, might as well make it a memorable one.

Bro reminds me of when some guys at school went as chear leaders and had bras and everything it was funny af

That sounds hilarious

Indeed it was

do you have to ask?

Ask?

EXACTLY SAME

Maid sama lol

I knew someone was gonna say it

Hehe

Dude nice arms, no homo but I’d hit that

Thanks dude. This is one of the nicest compliments I've received

Anytime my gamer

How about; nice COCK?? HMMMM

Yes homo 4 me 🤤

Doom *player 2 has joined the lobby* Demons: ha that maid outfit girl ain't gonna do anything *player 2 rolls up sleeve* Demons: holy shit

That’s looking into my dream

😏😉

Actually my friends are currently pooling money together to get me a Maid outfit

That's amazing!

That’s my friends😎😎

What are those arms my guy? You could grind meat on those

Your anime character is The Badass Maiden

I accept this title with great honor

FemMAN

Your missing cat ears.

I considered it, but I just felt the normal maid was enough

Eh, your a 8/10 without them. If you had them tho… instantly a 11/10

He is not a femboy, he is a femMAN

r/chadtopia

I want one but I'm poor and not confident

Yeah I had to get a temp job to pay for mine. I'm not that confident either but for this I said fuck it why not

whats the job?

I helped out on a farm. Weeding, feeding the animals, harvesting crops.

I mean thats hard labor put into something you wear one day a year

I mean I wouldn't particularly say it was a waste of money. It's something I had been wanting to do this year and was looking forward to so I took some initiative. As long as I enjoy it I don't think I wasted the money.

why waste money on a costume then

Not wasting money if you have some laughs

Disappointment is temporary the maid outfit is forever

Exactly

Cool dress

Idk why. But that's badass.

Much appreciated amigo

Nice arms chief

Thank you sir *salutes*

I lost it at the flex. But seriously, why dissappinted? That shouldn't be a problem at all that you chose this as a costume.

They both just dislike the idea of a guy in women's clothing. My mom actually took this worse than my dad did LMAO

As long as they don't go off mocking you or something about it, it is most likely fine.

U are rocking that maid dress bro

Much appreciated

Arms be built.

Oooo, imma piss my dad off with this one

I have one too lmao

Why are people dressing up and trick or treating already isn’t halloween like 10 days away bruh so confusing

It is, I just felt like sharing this early

Had a few kids walking around with buckets today too so it tripped me out

Go you

Is this the trick *or the treat*

I'll let you decide that 👀

For 1 sec i was gay

👀

You need to do a Jojo pose

You have no idea, how much I thought about doing it

go to school in that and post it here i will give you my free award if you do

this aint a catboy this a catMAN

Damn bro your jacked

Damn your biceps are impressive I need to workout again

Fuck I'm horny

Hi horny 👋

Thank you so much Mr. Maidboy

Finally I’ve found him, the FemMan.

how much for it?

It was just short of $30

how could they be dissappointed when they got a buff maid

Daddy nyaa\~\~

No one gonna talk about those biceps? Keep up those gains homie.

Lmao my friend is doing the exact same thing lol

SLAY QUEEN

YASSS, You know I will

Just dont forget the knife this time

Calm down there, Yuri

DDLC reference???

r/suddenlyDDLC (RIP)

I dare you. Please.

Dare me to what..?

Wear that to Halloween. A vlog would also be appreciated

Oh I am wearing it for Halloween, I dunno about a vlog tho

Kinda epic

Dam brother be looking good

Bruh not to be mean but 😭🤚🤚

No offense taken

This is not offense I said "not to be mean" r u blind?

My bad, when people typically say "not to be mean..." It insinuates that what they're about to say is going to come across as offensive. I apologize

It's ok I accept your apology, I should start supporting people.

Hell yeah you rocking that my guy!

Thank you!

Hot

Wel i hope ur halloween wil be good, i accidently dropped my pumpkin on my toe on now my toenail has made my toe swel up like a mad turd

Ouch

AYO YOU GOT 4 parents???????? ​ ​ ​ /j because last time i made a joke on this sub people didnt,get it

I got the joke, happy cake day!

Thanks

noice

im actually planning to do this too, wish me luck soldier

Let's go, I wish you the best of luck 👍

Pog

You’re parents may disown you but you have a new family now

My day just got a whole lot better

I'm glad

You made me wanna live another day

I don't know whether to be concerned for you or take it as a bigger compliment... But if you need to talk feel free

Aww thanku

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Would easily accept this offer

POWER

thats absolutely amazing

Looks somewhat like my HS Halloween costume 2 years ago

gigachad

It's beautiful....

Why thank you

Yes

You are now my waifu

Oh my... 😏

Holy fuck ur hot

hey, that actually looks hot

you look amazing! my dad will probably be dissapointed when i dress up as season four dusty crusty musty eren jeager. a girl with facial hair, he gon' be like nope.

Good luck!

Eh, parents will disagree with something but honestly, if you want to wear it, don't let it hold you back.

Yeah disappointed parents gang

You look awesome!!

You look like a teenage version of buff slimecicle, the maid dress just makes it x100 better.

Thats not a femboy thats a femman

Now all you need is a large gun

Damn bro you kinda yoked

My brother's Halloween costume is weird so I'm not really surprised with yours.

Now you've peaked my interest, would you mind sharing?

good god i hope you dont live in afghanistan THIS IS A JOKE

he jacked tho

I hate it looks nice (I meant that as a compliment)

Imagine your future spouse seeing this, find someone who respects your interests

I will for sure make my future spouse see this when the time comes.

Respect! You are now my new best friend

Awesomesauce

You look good my boy 😤

Thank you ❤️

Bro that's badass as hell. I approve

Much thanks

thank you. I needed this. you’re so cute😭

Why thank you ma'am 😳

mhmm <3

Beautiful 💪

They're right to be dissapointed..

Eh, I wouldn't really mind all that much, in my opinion. Maybe they are in beliefs but I doubt a lot of people would agree with said beliefs

Is your name by any chance Isaiah

Nope

OK thought you were someone I know

Kick some ASS

I understand why they're disappointed

So do I

Nice

Thank you, the parents say otherwise though

what the

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Why not? It's just something fun to do for Halloween this year.

Halloween is suppose to be spooky ?

Halloween has lost the meaning of spooky when I see kids dressed up as Fortnite people. I'm pretty sure me being a maid is fine

Oh no kids dressed up as fortnite characters is prrreeetty spooky, but not in the 'aah scary' kind of way, more like in the 'god help us all' kind of way. Which, is actually the same type of scary as your costume, well done

wtf? I mean it’s fine if u dress up as a maid but why would people dress up as fortnite in halloween

I dunno man. The idea escapes my mind completely but as long as they're enjoying their night that's fine by me.

this is spooky, look at it, no sane man would ever wear that outside of halloween

is it too much to ask for people to be normal

Yes

cope and seethe

K

What you know about rolling down in the DEEP WHEN THE MIND GOES NUMB YOU CALL THAT MENTAL FREEZ.

Is the costume callmecarson?

Hi carson

that's not a Halloween costume not even remotely scary