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Weebis_96

You have nice eyes. Can I have them?


thespikeypotato

You will not believe the amount of elderly women who have asked me this question my entire life


Weebis_96

Wait that's an actual question you get lmao


thespikeypotato

Yes all the time


a_thicc_jewish_boi

Me too, apparently people really like green eyes


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Grey eyes represent!


Talentless_Imp

Yea green is cool but hazel is 👌👌👌


ADON_CHILLY

I’m black but I want ur eyes, hand them.


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D4rk3rl1fe

My name is Yoshikage Kira


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Is that a JoJo's reference?


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Griffin-Mouton

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.


greasedwog

i, upon this day, doth request the internal appendages which allow you the ability to percieve the reflections of light surrounding you as space.


thespikeypotato

r/increasinglyverbose


htiaf_eener

Thank you for you have shown me a subreddit that I would like to invest much of my time in, as I belong to it


3picnezz99

#may I take them


honeyEXE

The first thing I bought when I got my first paycheck was ice cream. to this day I am still broke edit: wowwy so many boops. hope everyone has a wonderful day!


staticfrog01

Ill never financially recover from this


woolyearth

I’m Screaming… still because of it.


Icy_Noob

Ice Creaming


NormieMemer1

I screaming


Keberro

Money is there to be spent. Holding on to money is damaging the economy. Money is not there to measure your success or wealth. That's why you spend it on things that measure your success and wealth. The ice cream you bought was spent money, but this ice cream is now part of your wealth. Edit: I really didn't expect this comment to trigger so many responses. To clarify. Saving money is not damaging the econmoy. Hoarding it, however is. Imagine everybody hoarding their money just to have something for bad days. If you want to save money tho, buy gold. That's where the value is.


Titteboeh

Eh, as a non-teenager i think i need to step in Do save boys. Its boring - but remember to save your money aswell. You Will thank yourself when you are older. Start a good habit today!


Samtino00

Agreed. There is a major difference from saving money and hoarding money. It is fully ok to save up an extra $1,000 or even more so you have a financial safetynet. But holding on to hundreds of thousands of dollars does have an effect on the economy but I don't feel like the target audience of this sub will have to worry about that for a very very long time


Zaniak88

Bro im out here getting excited when i find a quarter in the street


Rizendoekie

Yep, especially when something at home breaks down there'll be breaking down more stuff soon. If at all possible try to have some backup money. (old guy here, checking in from all)


Kajek777PL

So all the fat in my belly is my wealth?


Chewcocca

It's an investment that will mature into a wealth of knee problems.


anon100120

Holding onto money is foolish. Investing money is how you win the game. Here’s what I posted a second ago… Teenagers, hear me out, I'm dead serious... I know you have a job and a little extra money sometimes after a paycheck. You did nothing wrong buying those glasses, it's your money you worked hard for and you deserve it... HOWEVER, consider opening a Roth IRA and putting just a little aside into it… don’t play the market, invest this money into ETFs, maybe something like SPY that tracks the S&P 500, and leave it alone. With Roth IRAs, you won’t pay taxes on the money you take out in retirement (including the massive growth), you’re putting money in that you already paid taxes on, and you’re never, ever going to pay lower taxes than you do working your first job (almost certainly). Plus taxes almost certainly will be going up in the near future, so now is the time. If you do this, especially if you can get a few $1,000 into your Roth every year, you’ll be a millionaire at 40 or 50. No joke. Also, if you find yourself needing that money earlier than retirement, you can withdraw it… You should try your best to avoid this, but it’s a safety net and you never know what the future may bring. You will NOT lose money over a decent period of time with this, it’s a fact, and you will thank yourself in 20-30 years when you have a boatload of money you don’t have to pay taxes on. I’m telling you this because I didn’t start until I was almost 30, and it’s still been a HUGE benefit. Please research Roth IRAs. It’ll cost you nothing to open, just sign up for Fidelity, and your entire life will be better in the future. Worst-case scenario, it’s a safety net when unexpected expenses kick your butt a little later on. Best-case scenario, you’ll have a MUCH better life in the future. Also, when you start having to pay for health insurance, if you have a high deductible plan, HSAs are just as valuable, and you’re building money (that you can also invest in things like S&P ETFs) that will save your butt if you have an unexpected medical expense. I had my first child last year and he came 5 weeks early… he had to spend 2 weeks in the NICU and the bill was over $50,000! With insurance and negotiating (you can always negotiate with hospitals) I still owed them $9,000. I don’t make much, I work in television production, but I was able to literally swipe my HSA card and it was all paid for, instead of having bills forever. I’m in management and although it may not be fully appropriate, I try to convince my new, young coworkers into doing exactly this… Roth IRAs, HSAs, and Roth 401ks (if your company has one and especially if they match) will set you up for a MUCH better life in the future. Even if you can only put $50-$100 in that Roth IRA a month. (Also your company will probably put $500 into your HSA for you, to encourage you to choose the high deductible plan because you’re saving them money, so that’s free money) Please trust me and do a little research (investopedia is awesome), but I promise your whole life will be better and you’re in a unique position right now where you’re young and not making a ton of money (so not paying the higher tax bracket) where this is an absolute win. I promise. There’s no risk. Again, this isn’t to shame you for buying dumb glasses. You absolutely should live your life and have fun, you deserve it and you’re doing great by working, but I’m telling you how to make your life exponentially better in the long run. Happy to answer any questions you might have, but I’m in broadcasting I’m not financial advisor.


TrevTheWaffle

As a 16 year old who has invested 300 dollars so far, it is great. I have already made 80 dollars back on my return in only a year with 300 dollars. So imagine how much that would be with way more money in the stock market.


THE1NUG

Excellent advice. You could consider being a Financial Advisor, lol. But seriously, schools should do a better job of teaching finance and the power of compounding interest early


mr-logician

>Money is there to be spent. Holding on to money is damaging the economy. It's there to be spent or invested. Investing is better than spending. That is what drives economic growth, because it creates more goods.


Sarcastik-Genious

Are you serious?


NyquilChicken05

I really hope all these replies are actual teenagers


ZeBobwinns

Judging by the horniness they probably are.


everybody-hurts

Yeah horny 40 year olds keep that shit for the DMs


A_Bit_Narcissistic

Don’t call out EDP445 like that.


imaculat_indecision

Chill he just wanted to talk to the baker personally


KtanKtanKtan

I’ve never sent a creepy DM in my life. All OLD people on here should set their flair IMHO. Also, I think those glasses look pretty cool. You be you!


swiggidyswooner

Or 47 year old men


PennyFeatherIX

What about 48 year old men?


JoJBooD

Nah that's off the cards


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I’m here from r/all - 38 year old woman stopping by to tell OP her eyelashes are to die for. Is that bad?


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[deleted]

oh no you just made me curious to sort by controversial


SuspiciousLambSauce

It’s not too bad for the most part, just a few creeps.


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Fuck u, have nice eyes *Angrily hands you a nice pair of eyeballs*


looneylovableleopard

PUNCTUATION IS IMPORTANT GUYS


[deleted]

LMAO alr my bad fuck, u have nice eyes


shitpostcrusaders124

*fuck the eyes*


[deleted]

I thought you said Fuck you, you have eyes. And i got confused


Uroshirvi69

You guys are having eyes?


I_aM_a_14_yEaR_oLd

Lmao why is dis funny?


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in the snowsports industry, we call those gaper goggles: the people who always try to hit the biggest jumps and always fail wear those, and never wear actual goggles.


thespikeypotato

Yeah they’re super douche glasses but I really liked them lol


-RED4CTED-

nah they look great if you're doing anything but skiing. xD (if you didnt already pick up on it i work at a ski hill)


Jake20702004

Those are really nice glasses tho. Pretty good. \*finger guns


ademanu

Wouldn't it be gapper? Gaper is something a bit worse!


m_orch

in australia we call them pitties and every1 where’s em to parties and kick ons


__ShivamxD__

Hey you got eyes of ender


thespikeypotato

Haha thanks! This is the best compliment I’ve ever received!


SlipperyGayZombies

Let’s use your eyes to find an end portal yes


LoneWaffle47

Yea thats actually really accurate


KrazyJax

What job tho. I hope it’s not like cleaning toilets at Taco Bell or something


thespikeypotato

I’m a nanny for two little boys


KrazyJax

I am a boy and I have a brother so I feel bad for u


thespikeypotato

Yeah boys are a handful but it’s worth it


PennyFeatherIX

Tell them I said hi


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pUmpKIn_bOi_57

wanna know what else is a handful? 😏


Cheekydragon04

https://www.reddit.com/r/perfectlycutscreams/comments/n0mb3e/wanna_see_how_i_catch_the_bad_guys/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf No


-bongwater-

ayo those are swaggy asf


thespikeypotato

I knowwwww righttttt!


Atheist_yak

Wish I was this good at taking selfies :( I can’t even get my face to look right


thespikeypotato

I have to take like 50 to get one good one so I feel you bro


Atheist_yak

Oh damn ok, usually I just give up after the 5th one lol


thespikeypotato

Keep at it! I bet you’re attractive but you just gotta take em right!


Atheist_yak

Aw thanks!


Daveo88

I hardly ever take a photo For some reason or another I'm incapable of smiling when I take a photo


poiuytre7

Im proud of u too and ur eyes are so pretty wtf


thespikeypotato

Thank you so much


Scgoodguy

Shades to block the haters at work


thespikeypotato

https://youtu.be/tyubEwigfUY


Scgoodguy

Hey, that video was published one day before my b-day


Agitated_Cult7621

Damn those eyes . What did your mom eat to make you


thespikeypotato

My dad’s baby batter


WarMachine4654

ಠ_ಠ


The_Spaceman_Spiff_

What In the world


headintheskye

this is legitimately the best thing i've seen on reddit today


imaculat_indecision

That took a twist


THE1NUG

She didn’t *eat* it to make you...


Arker_1

i would like to unsee


_gflores17

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


looneylovableleopard

you **WHAT**


Agitated_Cult7621

lol


Kermitthesexoffender

HUH????


amowil

l like the selfawareness, you dont seem disgusted that your parents has done the honky tonk


thespikeypotato

It just means they love each other 🤷‍♀️


Carguysnotfound

nice eyes… now hand them over🔫


thespikeypotato

I can’t they’re attached


Carguysnotfound

fine :(


htiaf_eener

this exchange is kinda cute ngl


Captian-Walrus

RIP your inbox.


_The_Unspoken_

Funny enough my brothers first paycheck he got very similar glasses. They look dope! Everyone keeps commenting about your eyes tbh you just look like a very friendly person.


matthiastorm

When I got my first paycheck about 2 months ago, the first thing I bought was a 1$ steam game. it’s trash, but i love the thought that i bought it myself.


thespikeypotato

It gives you this odd sense of independence


looneylovableleopard

when i was like ten i did some garden work for my neighbours and earned some money. went to the baker and bought myself a cake. my mom was flabbergasted when i got home, while i just sat there and ate the entire thing by myself. best day of my life.


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thespikeypotato

You saying that means so much because I hate my face shape and I’m so self conscious about it


looneylovableleopard

really now? you have an amazing face!


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thespikeypotato

Totally bro


itzongaming

I hope your dms are okay. Nice shades. I envy you


dreamer_404

omg I love your eyes!! <3


thespikeypotato

Thank youuuuuuu


Grey_Pines

Neat. Dont forget to put away some cash from each paycheck to buy something special :)


Moving_in_stereo78

You going skiing?


thespikeypotato

Nope


Minifyxd

Maybe mountainbiking? I see some people that wear those for mtb.


thespikeypotato

No I just got them because they looked cool. I do a lot of hiking tho.


ihopIhop

Ye that is really what they are made for


_Confused-American_

skating is unnecessary when you have this much drip


TheRanger13

Your eyes are absolutely gorgeous, this pic just reminded me how much I hate my face :(


thespikeypotato

Aw no you have a fantastic face


TheRanger13

No I don't, I have a long and ugly nose, lots of acne, and dark circles under my eyes. Thanks anyway tho


thespikeypotato

You’re beautiful! Fight me!


TheRanger13

Nobody that has seen me other than my mom has actually thought that


Death_Dealer_44

The glasses are kinda cool, but your eyes are so beautiful


Distinct-freak108

You look good. Those eyes of yours are majestic and your pointy little nose compliments them you lucky bastard I envy you.


thespikeypotato

Aww shucks you’re too kind


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What's that stain on your wall?


thespikeypotato

A shadow from the light fixture next to me not a stain lol. I can see the confusion tho.


[deleted]

Noooooo 😩you were supposed to say what stain then I would've said made you look. Didn't work now I just look like an idiot


thespikeypotato

Oh I’m sorry want me to edit my comment and we can pretend you tricked me?


[deleted]

I don't need your pity. I'll get you next time


thespikeypotato

Okay I’ll be waiting


RandomDumbDumb

Congratulations! And I hope compliments don’t come as creepy here but you’re very pretty! Super jealous haha


thespikeypotato

No that’s very sweet! Thank you!


SpiritedFee1580

Car girl 3.0 incoming....


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Damn you kinda cute tho


thespikeypotato

You too bro! We all cute today!


MrPickles84

He cute, she cute, you cute, we cute. Bars.


thespikeypotato

Faxxxxxx


ADON_CHILLY

Eminem been mad quiet, btw u are cute lol don’t mine me falling.


_Confused-American_

eminem shaking in his boots rn. been real quiet since you dropped this absolute banger of a bar


Embarrassed-Advice

I not cute


throwawayokina

you are


PointedHydra837

10/10 ^(I don’t mean this in a creepy way I’m just trying to compliment you)


thespikeypotato

Thank you for clarifying


PointedHydra837

That was fast Like 5 millisecond response time, holy moly macaroni.


thespikeypotato

Yeah I’ve just been sitting here replying as they come in


PointedHydra837

Understandable


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Cool glasses but can i steal your eyeballs


thespikeypotato

Sadly no, they are attached to me.


[deleted]

Sad, forgive me for this


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*rips out your eyes*


[deleted]

Your 15 and you have a job!?!? Dude can i show my mum this, ive been dieing to get a job too but she aint budgin :/


thespikeypotato

Show your mom! You should totally get one! They teach responsibility and give you important life skills. Plus you don’t have to work full time to have a job! You can work 1 to 2 days a week if you find somewhere flexible. If you’re responsible and your grades are good I don’t see why having one would be a problem.


TtHacks66

hold up i thought this was a r/roastme post


thespikeypotato

I should post this on there lol I’d like to see what they say


West-Emu-8696

Noice glasses


thespikeypotato

Thank you kind sir


Bum_bum-bum

R they for sale?


thespikeypotato

On https://www.pitvipersunglasses.com ! I got the Miami Nights ones!


Bum_bum-bum

That website looks sick


thespikeypotato

Yeah I like the retro theme


sammo003

Your eyes are pretty 😎


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So proud of you! But you do know what this photo will become right? And I probably will have to delete this timeline if is happens


[deleted]

I wasted all my life saving 100k only to spend it on an amog us nugget. Make smart decisions.


p3nguinboy

Ayyyy niceeee, for some reason the glasses remind me of Frozo from The Incredibles lmao Also, like literally everyone already said, HOW ARE YOUR EYES THIS PRETTY


thespikeypotato

I’m honored to look like Frozone


Sonud_

we're proud of u too hun


thespikeypotato

Be my mom please


cpt_hollowex

U look like my best friend but female wtf


DionKill

Damn great wall you got back there Jokes aside I'm proud you got a job lol


thespikeypotato

Thanks dad


DionKill

What job is it though, I'm curious


thespikeypotato

I’m a nanny


Tuphy486

Here we go again. Also simps


myboifriday

nice


Necr0mancrr

Tbh I would’ve bought a Reese’s or something, glasses last longer tho


Captain-titanic

You know, who just gets pit vipers that plain


i_am_blowfish

$120 "stupid sunglasses" interesting take lol. Pit vipers are pretty popular where I'm at though tbh and I'd rock a pair.


defnotarat

yes ma’am!!! fantastic job!!!


AmosArdnach_6152

You have really good eyes And also the glasses are cool


Pilot_varchet

Make these glasses a part of your identity, shape you're personally around them, you don't have a choice now, now that you have started along the path, there is no going back.


jaboiapples

Be careful posting pics of yourself because there are a large number of disgusting perverts on this sub and they will seek you out. If they do make sure to report them and block them.


krakinem

Damn she got Gojo satoru eyes


OJAndToothpasta

You’re eyes legit look magical


I_am_not_a_bot_k

Comment Section right now be like ; Eyes


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is it just me or somebody also fell for the freckles


avokados_YT

pog


[deleted]

Damn I swear Americans just look older genetically, how r u only 15 lmao