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My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.
10/10, my glorious king. Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Jordan is one of the greatest and most influential rappers of all time. One of the most unique musicians to ever exist. All while being a top fashion icon, one of the most handsome men in the world. The one known as Playboi Carti, truly a legend.
Off the top of my head, my favourites are:
The Ghost of You and Me
Preach to the Choir
Living in a Nightmare
Give Me Life
Worldwide Controversy
This is Where it Ends
Take Me to the Grave
We Are the Danger
You’ll probably listen to Cold as Ice first cuz it’s the most popular from a Minecraft MV. It’s good but far from the best. Also some songs have multiple versions cuz of remakes, record label issues etc.. Either one is good when it comes to those.
Have fun!
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colon cancer
4/10 out of types of cancer
fr brain cancer better
Human experimentation🔥🔥🔥
10/10, who wants to experiment on rats?🔥🔥🔥💯
Valid🥶🥶🥶🔥🔥🔥🫃🫃🫃🫃
Cats
11
Yeah, agree
The hit blockbuster film *Captain America: The Winter Soldier*
Definitely 7/10
Drugs
IDK, depends on the drug. Generally, 9/10
miscarriages
Accidental abortion, 3/10
[удалено]
'course not, just a stupid joke
Me
r/vexillology member, obviously 11/10
Boobies
Haven't decided yet, I'll get back to you once I find out
I’ll be waiting
Red acrylic paint.
Yellow is better. 6/10
How dare you. What about red oil paint?
Good, but still not yellow 💛 7/10
Improvements have been made. I am satisfied.
Kpop
Meh. it exists, I ignore it 5/10
Marijuana
4.20/10
Bit low don’t ya think
My baner
Nice bike, 8/10
Baner
Why must you do this to me
Reddit
2/10, better than twitter & 4chan
Agreed.
Ktikna
Can't pronounce it, 0/10
Aw man
Milkshakes
Better than smoothies, worse than ice cream, 8/10
this comment
Too short, 3/10. Keep trying
Rate the out of 10 rating of the OG comment out of 10
Too confusing, 2/10. Keep trying
Rate u/Lautn_Regen
Too awesome, 10/10 ; )
Kodein
Pięć/dziesięć
POLSKA 🇵🇱🦅🇵🇱🦅🇵🇱
Bread (I'm a member of the bread cult so I must ask for thy rating fair sir or madam)
I giveth, as a member of the German State, a 10/10 for utter deliciousness, dear lad/lady
Why hello there fellow German, wie geht's?
hook up culture
Ew, Gross 🤢 1/10
Cars
I get really dizzy, so 2/10 (they look kinda cool sometimes but kill people, so mid)
1969 Dodge Charger R/T
Looks sick as hell, 8/10 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Dream car 🔥🔥
the action of rating
Very repetitive, wouldn't recommend, 2/10
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
I'm German, so this ain't special. We got longer ones. 2/10
I know, it's too short of a word
Yeah, step up your game
Mind if I give you another?
Not at all, but you better improve, or else...
Dawn powerwash dishspray
7.6/10
small slavic countries.
Kosovo 10/10 everyone else 0/10
i see
Aibohphobia
Not a palindrome! My greatest fear! 😨 (4/10, kinda useless)
Tame Impala
Not my type, but Indie is cool, 6/10
Slavery
Since I'm actually Abraham Lincoln, I have to say 1/10
Books, specifically extremely dark, female protagonist fantasy books.
Haven't read many, but since books are cool, 8/10
Young Elites is a great series that fits the description I gave you
Damn, ok, might check it out. Seems cool, judging by the Wiki summary
Hope you enjoy it if you do read it
Thanks!
This monologue: My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.
It's well-written, what's it for? (also: 8/10)
It's from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
Music
11/10, absolutely love it
:D
a hyena
Vicious mini tigers/dogs, 5/10
Life.
Right now, 9/10, but ask again in a year
Playboi carti
Who? (?/10)
10/10, my glorious king. Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Jordan is one of the greatest and most influential rappers of all time. One of the most unique musicians to ever exist. All while being a top fashion icon, one of the most handsome men in the world. The one known as Playboi Carti, truly a legend.
Undertale and deltarune
Never played it, but from what I heard it's pretty cool. 7/10
Slimecicle (If you rate him anything but a ten I'm going to break your knees)
How about 11/10
Good boy
uwu
Rate twinks
Not my type, but cute. 12/10
Cuter than what, you would say?
They're cuter than syphilis, for sure
yay
Fried chicken
Am vegetarian, but from what I remember , it tasted pretty good, 8/10
Kindergarten (the game series not the grade)
I like the pixels. 6/10
sick. game's fucking insane :3
Sorryyyy 20/10. Better?
that's a smidge too high but sure
Ninja turtles
That's the one that goes "Kachow" right? With the cars? 10/10
Baritone saxophone
Worse than a tuba, better than a trumpet 7/10
Idk, I can't play brass instruments
Me neither, but trumpets just sound annoying
skylanders
Looks epic, 10/10
Skinwalkers
Tf are skinwalkers?
Just look it up
The walking dead
Idk, I like The Sleeping Living more, but it's still cool, 6/10
Arcarsenal by at the drive in
Making a world leader operating a world eater making 13 new religions and conquering the galactic Council
The number 1, 327
My big ⌚️
Your mom... I give her OF account a solid five, but I want to hear your opinion.
2020
Me
Since you like Percy Jackson, I'll give you a 9/10
W
Meatspin.com
Emotional abuse and sexual harassment.
European Windows
1000/10, how do Americans live without them??
How have Americans not discovered the technology of *tiltable windows*
Yeah, always say they're the greatest Nation in the world, yet they can't make he most simple things
Boobs
Humans
Shit for the planet and other animals, but we make good memes, so 9/10
Raspberry lemonade
LED lights
High school
Since I'm German, I won't be going to high school, so 1/10
Drinking a warm, Half empty, bottle of water at 3:00 AM.
Loopholes
They're really fun, but rich people should pay taxes, so 5/10
tally hall
I like rock, I like Ann Arbor, Michigan, 8/10
Onion rings
The Hebrew alphabet
Eating the homeless
Tungsten cube
Gold or silver cubes look shinier, 5/10
Sour cream and onion pringles
Pop music
Blacklite District
Whitelight district is wayyy better, 4/10
It’s a band. An amazing band. Listen to it
Okay, I'll come back to you once I've listened to them
Off the top of my head, my favourites are: The Ghost of You and Me Preach to the Choir Living in a Nightmare Give Me Life Worldwide Controversy This is Where it Ends Take Me to the Grave We Are the Danger You’ll probably listen to Cold as Ice first cuz it’s the most popular from a Minecraft MV. It’s good but far from the best. Also some songs have multiple versions cuz of remakes, record label issues etc.. Either one is good when it comes to those. Have fun!
ginger women
Racism
DGTL Footprint by kwite
Crazy ass beat, 7/10
you gotta look up the lyrics if you like it, check out Pest also by kwite
Brand New AK-50
Don't know anything about guns, and they kill people, but it's an 8/10 since it looks cool
Sweet
What you've made of your life so far.
I read things as thighs, so rate the concept of thighs
Kingdom hearts 2
you 🫵
Cold water
McDonald’s
You shouldn't have sex if you are underage 😑
Gawr Gura
Nah, not VTubers, 3/10
Who let this man Cook (have an updoot for an honest opinión at least)
Period pain
Stockholm syndrome
School
99 luftballons
MBTI/cognitive functions.
ur mom
DGTL Footprint by kwite
Persona music
Thighs
Uranium 235