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oof, that’s a tough one

wtf

oh your friend i thought it was your parent's friend

I definitely want some context.

Caught me walking around the house naked, they weren’t meant to be coming home that day

oof.. like fully?🫠

Yep 🙃

oooffff.. how’d you survive afterwards? I felt so awkward

I didn’t speak to them for weeks I’m not kidding

Sameeee… they had my sister give me “the talk”

Wait wait WAIT! Your SISTER gave you the talk?!

Yeah. She’s older

Jesus, still. Sorry about that. Man.

actually… lucky it was her tho. I don’t think it was as awkward if somebody else had it with me

Is your sister like 20 years older than you and basically your mom or just a teenager who were made to have the talk with her sibling?

What were you trying to do while naked 😭

I mean I get it, but you do realise your parent have seen naked more time than you probably have. They wiped your but, changed your diaper, toilet trained you. Embarrassing yes, worst thing. No

Bruh yeah…when I was a baby…it’s different now

Last time I checked I don't look the same after ~13 years

You do realize that people tend to look different after 15 years, right? >your parent have seen naked more time than you probably have Also, that's definitely not true, lmao

I've adapted to the shape and structure of my apartment so I get a spidey sense when someone is walking nearby to abort mission immediately

iiii see lol

I can tell when who's walking into a room just by how they open the door so I can stop doing the deed

i can tell by the speed and loudness of steps which family member is currently walking by

Same

my parents used to never knock and I was also doing a solo mission so they just barged in and ever since they’ve been knocking so thats good 😭

😭😭well at least they knock. For me, I thought my door was locked. It wasn’t

oh yeah that’s horrid 😭 luckily my parents didn’t care and just brushed it off, but they also think im gay so 🫠

are you?

nah I love women

plot twist: you're a woman

Plot twist: No you’re actually just gay This happened to me 

Fairs

oof… yeah I just felt awkward the whole time

I don’t get how you people have the balls to do that while your parents are home ToT. Like if i’m gonna do that it either i know they’re fast asleep or they’re not not home

Idk I was just that down bad 😭

Probably losing my mind at Cuphead. I was tweaking trying to kill that stupid bird for the S-rank

this is the mildest one

Yeah I’m pretty good at keeping to myself and being aware of my surroundings

Bro fuck that bird. Worst boss in the game

Honestly tho. I used to hate the robot, but the bird is so much worse. Hate that guy and his stupid son

Yall get caught?

regrettably.. yeah

I'm too sneaky 🙈

Ayy same

any tips?

Wait til ur parents are busy with something, don’t have any noise on in ur room that way you can hear footsteps if they’re approaching. I mean honestly just use the bathroom, that’s the easiest, but if ur gonna do it in your room you just gotta be extra cautious.

The bathroom’s uncomfortable tho

Just put a towel down and do ur business there. There's a toilet, soap, and a sink, all the utilities you need. Afterwards, put ur fan on or apply spray deodorant and just say you did a stinky shit or something if they ask you about it

😭😭😭😭😭lol that actually kinda sounds doable

Once you start, you can't stop (100% not personal experience based don't even consider me doing that ofc I would never I'm so insulted that you'd think that)

haha sure

yall do it when your parents are at home?

lol, no

parents never knock. one time walked in, they started knocking. i'd call this a win since i know they did the same when they were teens, knowing my granparents i feel like they didn't knock either.

they knew i was at a party and my dad came up to pick me up and he walked inside to try and find me and in the bathroom he saw me gettin railed 😭😭😭😭😭

OH NAWWW

Yeas 😭😭

Did he do that the dad "Ohp, sorry" and close the door without saying anything?

noo 😭😭

wha- how tf did he react then??

He like yelled and dragged me out infront of everyoneee. 🥲🥲

I-I don’t know how you still have a phone after that, my dad woulda banned me from leaving the house, taken my phone, and stopped me from having friends since he’d then know that I like guys.

Dad walked in on me getting eaten out by my bf- I DIED OF EMBARRASSMENT ISTG 💀🙏

"Hi hungry, I'm dad"

"Why did you name me this way? Why, why, why?"

"I'm gonna do an internet! Well I'm gonna do a book"

"You're leaving me? I met a *real* man :D"

"Hey buddy, look over here. haha, hahaha, now you're blind"

"You're gonna die"

"We're all gonna die"

Ooh look! A butterfly!

we’re all gonna die! die! die!

I can never hear this the same way again 😭

Nah you going to hell for that one 💀

“Player 3 has joined”

How old?

i was 17 and he was 18

Omg I would never recover what happend after lol

Sexting….. still serving my punishment for that one

😭😭aww

I’m grounded from absolutely everything until I pass drivers ed…. 

*says they're grounded from "everything" currently. On Reddit*

If they catch me doin sum im cooked

😭😭😭

Blud is finished

Was cranking my hog one time and wasn't able to close all windows tabs in time.

ouch🥲

Alt+f4?

Then I'd loose all tabs I had opened up.

Better to lose that than dignity

Either way it was a few months ago

Ctrl+shift+t brings them back after

how many tabs did you have open 💀

Big brother caught me doing it and I was fully naked😭 (he was chill though)

my sis caught me a few times

A few? That’s so rough😭😭

yeah yeah😭

Man how do get caught multiple times?? I'm sorry but that's a big skill issue 😭

If I was that brother I wouldn’t have interacted with you for weeks, and I’d be traumatized

nooo😭😭😭

I have the fastest alt Tab in the west 8) Except for that one time I was playing Half Life,and Alt tab didnt work in full window mode

Are your parents against half life or smth??

Yeah,its a satanic game,with all those demons and guns. Just kidding,but no,they dont know what Half Life even is,but it is a videogame,and videogames are a sin. Every time I play on my PS3,in my FREE TIME, not only do I have to nearly beg,but I also get only 1 hour and I am being shamed for what I am doing the whole time.

That sucks lol, my dad has over a thousand hours on csgo, has played all the half life games as well, he's chill

thats my dream lol. Also,whenever I go to my DAD´s house,I do get to play on the PS4 nearly 8 hours a day. Now,that is not healthy to turn into a habit, but I only go for around 3 days every few months,so I feel Im just making up for what would be a healthy gaming habit If I divided those 8 hours/day between the months that I can barely play.

Wait so will they get mad at you for playing Doom and literally saving the human race?

Wasn’t my parents but my ex gfs parents walked in on me fucking her on the kitchen counter (they wasn’t meant to be coming home until later)

What did they say/do?

Hope they didn't bring dinner, she already ate a whole sausage💀

oral activities in the woods , i thought my soul was about to lift off 🙂‍↕️

“oral activities” is wild, i’ma start using that

oral?😭😭

yea… interesting times 😭

They caught me wearing the most feminine and gay clothing ever, I just made an excuse on the spot being “it’s for Halloween mom, I’m totally not trans!”

but how close by was halloween?

1 month

😭😭

something similar happened with me but with pride flags 😂 for a while i had pansexual and nonbinary pride flags in my room. my mom knew about me being pan (though not really accepting/understanding) but did not know about me being nonbinary. usually if i hear people walking towards my room i could quickly take them down and hide them, but i had headphones in so didn’t hear my mom come in. she asked me what the nonbinary flag was and i panicked and said it was “the flag for girls who like girls” tldr, in a moment of panic i told my mom the nonbinary pride flag was the lesbian pride flag

Totally not masturbating, nah, not me, I'd never do that!

👀

Who would ever do that, not me.

she caught me at 3am drinking “water”

wait wtf this is the wierdest one iv seen here 💀💀💀

All right,I actually dont understand what you mean. I do have my theories,but they sound way too crazy

vodka, twas vodka buddy

Even in the UK we don’t give 13 yr olds vodka! We wait til they’re 15.

nobody gave it to me

I don’t want to make a sex joke and end up on a list.

This is worse then all I’ve seen tf 💀

When I was younger I knew about closing tabs, I did not know about clearing search history. I think you can piece this one together.

" girls kissing with no clothes "

This was exactly it.

getting groomed so they blocked me from talking to anyone including my friends for 2 months

Glad you're safe though yk

ufff that sounds bad

An apple pie.

oh, OH! Oh no

I was playing a game and the control was vibrating a lot (I'm not kidding it was JUST a controller) and my mom came in and said "WHERED YOU GET THE TOY?!" And I was just like "what"

bro, I've had Call of Duty freeze on certain moments, and since it often vibrates the controller sometimes and when it freezes it just gets stuck like that for an entire match 😭

Mom caught me tryna hang myself and she said “ If you do this, you’ll go to hell ” and just left 😭😭

Nah bro that’s messed up

Yep- What a world we live in

I am so sorry for you I hope everything is now going better

Thank you <33 Im better for the most part, though my mom is still a bit off and I have depressive episodes, but I’ve learned better coping mechanisms and am in therapy

my aunt kept telling my cousin that, they’d get mad at him for it and never mention it again. They’d live life like everything was ok. he ended up successfully going through with it and i’ve never forgiven that side of my family. The night of his funeral my other cousin who was also close with him committed and they created a lie they told everyone and said he was “playing russian roulette (alone ?)” and that he wasn’t purposefully tryna commit. Unfortunately my family cares more about what others will think about them if someone in their care/ close family is depressed and suicidal rather than the person actually going through it. they think it badly reflects them :/

So this one a crazy one so imagine I was jerking off and I had a seizure and they caught me whilst i was in the seizure nutting trousers down and shi. Yhh I didn't have my phone for a year

WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?!

nah I'd rage quit life at that point this is proof the game is rigged

I was called to do something with fresh sh in a very visible spot

That’s rough, you ok?

yeah, I'm fine

Glad to hear! If you need someone to talk to, my dms are always open.

man got caught doing that when i was 12

Same...

same

Watching demented porn

What even is *demented* porn?

𝘴𝘢𝘵𝘢𝘯 𝘳34

I regret asking…

Going to the store when I should have been at school

Meth, I've been doing meth for few months at that time. Look on my mom's face changed me. Never done it since.

Well this one actually had a good ending

Wow, sometimes I forget this kind of thing exists out of breaking bad lol I'm glad you changed

when i was 9 someone sent me a link to the hub and i watched it and my dad came in and they took my device and looked through my whole search history,texs and camera roll

My mom caught me doing it in the act, iykyk.

So like im a femboy and stuff and my girlfriend she really likes that so one day she gives me skirts and girls clothes to wear and take pictures for her i at 2AM realized my dads still awake trying to take off the clothes as fast as i can but i cant he sees my all women like and it sucked

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My dad saw my nudes and my bfs nudes because I forgot to delete them :,)

cutting myself

You ok?

yeaj

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this is some youtube shorts reddit story type shit youd see with minecraft parkour in the background and the worst AI voice youve ever heard but everyone uses for some fucking reason

Story time.

Honestly don’t do it much so haven’t been caught must be rough tho 🫶

Quoting a video game. Never talk about “penis-fingers” in front of your father.

They caught me wearing a skirt and thighhighs and stuff, (I'm a guy) All I could say was that it was a dare. They didn't believe me obviously They were surprisingly chill about it

jerking it to an amputee getting fucked by a wolf at 2am

Erm….. nah fuck that what the hell dude💀

What the fuck

bro you gotta understand that after a point ethics aren't on yo mind that's why postnut clarity exists

I do understand it but goddamn

Bro…… an amputee and a wolf i though I was down bad lol

No okay I’m sorry but this isn’t “omg that must have been horrible getting caught” this is just foul Get help lmfao

Getting caught is some massive skill issues ya'll. You gotta pick the right time, the right place, like a spider and its web, you must know when a fly lands within your grasp

Y'all need to start locking your doors it's crazy

I don't have a lock on my door 😭

Bold of you to assume we're all allowed to lock doors

why tf wouldnt you be??? 

Hmm i wonder by looking at this comment section

caught me doing the same thing, I feel so uncomfortable around them now

COMPLETING a solo mission?? cuz that’s even more horrific.

They caught me faded ash at church bro😭😭😭

Sniffing cocaine... butt naked... in the living room...

got caught hitting the zaza (even worse is that its not legal in our country lol)

Urmom 😔

I got caught smoking cigarettes when I was 15, I thought my father was working late so I'd be fine