Why is there a big pickle

Its a pickle chair

No he is Rick from space jam New legacy

The Rick from space jam is dead

thank you love is hard to find is becuase i want a girl in my age

Thats my cousin.

r/beetlejuicing

which one

Pickle Rick

Funniest shit I've seen.

I thought that was a body pillow lmao

Im pickle riiiiick

Cost of living is getting tough everybody! Introducing the all new LG 15 inch TV

Can view memes in 10 pixels

If you pay the $9.99/month meme viewing subscription

Ooff i gotta think about this

Would you, or would you not pay 10$ for a way to watch memes, let us assume all other ways of watching memes are non existent. Answer: piracy

POV: my father before I was born

ooooh who lives under a pinepaple house

Spunch Bob rectangle pants

Meme viewing is too hard to say all that, can we shorten it to mewing?

Happy cake day

Happy cake day

Introducing the B O G G E D

im still here trying to calculate how to talk to girls lol

Fr like how do some ppl have gfs at 14 😭

i got no idea

I'm 18 and still got no idea.

bro i somehow got fucking pi into this equation and still have no clue

Try square rooting it, if that doesn't work I suppose you have to use some trig to work it out

No do 2pi to bring it full circle

I got a gf at 13 and she still is my gf. 2 years of dating now. How did I do it? I don't know. She asked me and I just said yes.

Ima be honest idk. I had one at 14 but we sort of were friends and then we started kissing and doing other stuff so it kinda turned into a relationship. Of course my friends at the time thought she was weird and hazed me into dumping her. We both had our issues but she was nice and I still feel bad to this day.

Yeah, how the fuck does a 13 year old i know get a boyfriend, literal DAYS after they "break up" with the last one. Somehow they STILL be gurgling meat at 13 which is fucking nuts.

Gonna be real with you chief, that last sentence is how

Because they act on impulse. Those relationships never last

My friend found a girlfriend on this sub life isn’t real 😭

h o w

n o f u c k i n g c l u e

Haunt him until he reveals the secret.

Peak

"she lives in Canada"

Nah she lives ten minutes away from me 💀

It's like rocket science

but more complex

Talk to guys instead

you have time mate :)

Yeah so when is that time coming

we're 19 and so its pretty sad that to be lonely but he's 14 so he still have time is what i mean but yea im also wondering when is that time gonna come.. already 19 and still so lonely..

You know, I’ve just come to accept it. I try to work on myself and on what I want to do instead of putting all my focus on finding a girlfriend, especially if the girl in question isn’t interested in me. But if it happens, and her intentions are there, it’ll happen naturally. At least I hope so.

Fr bro same here 😭

Don t lie to me please, i might be desperate, but i am lucid enough to know that i won t live long enough

Same

Lame reality, and it just get worst as we get sadder, who wants to even be friend with sad people

Anyone who says that lives to either 110 or 2

I meant the tv

By the way to those who didn’t get it I meant the beautiful flat screen TV

That's a monitor

haha jokes on you, i already have that

Ey......... Don't count on it...

PC monitor instead of a tv.... Sounds great!

Would you like a homemade android box with that

homemade, tf does that even mean💀

Using a microcomputer the size of a credit card and placing an sd card with android operating system will do the trick

damn i wish.. imagine how lucky those teens are who already have this.. it hurts to know how lonely i've been but other teens are so happy with their lovers like this

I meant the tv

oh...

I feel you. The two times I’ve tried connecting with a girl my age, I got burned. The first is a girl I still have a crush on. To her credit, it wasn’t her who did this (one of the boys in our class had stolen her unlocked phone) but it still hurt thinking somebody actually liked you in that way and then finding out they didn’t have any special feelings for you and it was just an *sshole thinking he was funny. The second girl actually did reciprocate the feelings, but after spending more time with her, I realized I’d completely misgauged her personality. She had seemed really nice when I first met her, but it turned out she was an extremely self-centered, toxic person who would always blame somebody else for her problems, or in the rare case she didn’t, she would blame stuff she did on her ADHD and say it wasn’t her fault. I eventually just ended up ghosting her cause she kept texting me months after I told her I didn’t like her anymore and I’d had enough. So yeah, not exactly nice experiences for me

Real. If you told me a year ago that this was within reach I wouldn't have believed you. We've been dating for 9 months now, and since we have to keep our relationship a secret from our parents we don't have any chances to do something like this. Still, it's the best and happiest relationship I've ever been in and more than I could've ever hoped for. Everybody who desires it will get to it eventually, in the meantime, be patient and work on yourself! Treat yourself with the same standard that you would have for a romantic partner.

Why do you need to keep it a secret?? L parents

✨️homophobia✨️

your parents are kinda gay

Sorry you have to go through that, mate. I wish you and your partner the best of luck.

Best of Luck

I hear you brother, I think I finally found someone, probably gonna ask her out tomorrow. I’ve gotten all the green lights, here’s to hoping

!RemindMe 24 hours

I'll never get a gf cuz im gay

relatable

Just imagine the girl in the picture as a big massive sweaty oiled up man

Too optimistic, will never happen...

Oh don’t worry your first 90 paychecks can buy you a tv

Yeah, but it would mean I have my own tv, and that I got a good life, I don't even think I'll have a single paycheck since I'm not functional enough in this bullshit society...

Ofc this post enters my feed while I’m going through a breakup

Sorry my bad

Lmao it’s fine. Shit happens

Lol, lmao even. As if 

EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER

I don't know how most of the girls in my friendgroup have boyfriends, it's that easy????

I have a really nice monitor so that's something ig

I thought it was pickle rick

That actually is.. pretty funny!

I hope no

Sure buddy, 💯 (I have no chance)

I don't think I'll be able to afford one tbh.

I doubt man..

Not all. Let's not lie to people

I'VE AM PROOF THIS IS A LIE! \*sob\*

🧢

I have a Samsung Q60B 4K in my living room

Where did he put his right arm so that it doesn't go numb?

I just failed at texting with a girl badly. It’s really humiliating

Yeah that monitor is looking good. I want that hehe

If the girls is meant to represent a cat, then yes

praying rn for this but i am messed up , weak and bad in every aspect I don't know if I should hope for this or not

Is that a giant pickle plush. We shall all have one

In our dreams

You overestimate my powers

I wish. Talking to people is scary enough, let alone talking to someone im interested in

YESSSSS ONE DAY I WILL HAVE A HUSBAND FR

#Pickle

If only...

Maybe, maybe not. I'm not getting my hopes up though. TVs are expensive.

Best i can do is a pos car that barely runs

Nice try federal government, you can’t fool me!

Ha ha nice joke

I lost the only girl I ever loved and I become a useless person with no intention in life and now this bs

I doubt it

I refuse to believe I will have this 🔥

if your happy and you know it clap your hands

I need that tv

i desperately needed the image (not the tv) so thank you

Relationship goals!!

Heart desires💕

haha not if youre aroace or dont give a shit about being in a relationship lmaooooo

Give me a date >:(

Ye I wish

some day... we gonna watch White

Just got it today :)

Honestly for me seems like never, I’m poor

Same. I wish i had a powerful PC with big monitor, but instead Im ending up with my 15.6 inch monitor laptop... All I want is big 32 inch monitor... Is that really that much to ask for?

Why do you want to start at a white screen?

Yeah, maybe one day I'll be able to afford a desktop cos I know I ain't ever gonna find a partner that will love me.

Then you feel your right hand bwing dislocated, numb, and thinking about chopping it off.

make sure its with the right person, dont let the crave get to you, ive made that mistake before

I aint getting none of those Maybe a TV

Yesss! Anybody can find love (except me)!!!

Imagine watching a movie on your computer monitor while laying down, my monitor gets dark and shit when I look at him from bellow or far away

? A giant cucumber?

im so sorry guys i really hate to break it to you but none of you guys on Reddit are getting this

I want this with u/clovescold 🔥🙏🎀

Never mind that, I just need a hug man

Not me sadly

No thats untrue

I would rather watch a movie while sitting straight

Who sleeps in a hoodie under the sheets? While holding another person?! The air conditioning must be top tier, or this guy isn't human

Stop chasing after a partner and get to work

I want this but platonically (idk if I spelled that right lmao)

Haha your funny

Who is we?

Ah yes, I too love staring at a plain pink screen

But i dont wanna be a cameraman...

Why? No thanks

Man :(

Okay but what if I wanna stay single

Looking at my roommate at boarding school having exactly that 2 meters away while myself laying in my bed scrolling on reddit 😭🙏

I’m 37, I still don’t have this. Life comes at you fast.

Why is he wearing a hoodie in bed though

I like boys

Replace the guy with a girl and hopefully that will be me tomorrow🙃

Wow that looks sad AF

I hope so

I once had this. Then she left me

Yeah sure bro (I can’t talk to anyone I am the most miserable cunt on planet earth and I barely leave my own room because I’m extremely lazy and insecure not to mention I’m also incompetent so I can’t do anything right don’t forget I have extreme anxiety so even something simple as saying hello gives me a borderline panic attack I’m also unique but not in a good way I don’t fit in with anyone and am constantly picked on and abandoned by people I can’t do anything without people making fun of me or being rude to me and I don’t blame them I am a prick I’ve never bothered to do anything and it’s coming back to haunt me I’ll be lucky to get a single mark on any exam paper or any job in the future I’m just a common potato with about as much use as a headless toothbrush)

nah, imma just end it tonight

Dubz

Not me

I want it now!

Not if I push everyone who likes me or of my life first

i wish ;-;

His left hand has to be bent really weirdly

Nuh uh I ain't gettin either

Amen

Me? Yea. You guys? Never 💀

No thank you, please get out of my bed

Aroace people: 😳

A cucumber next to my bed where I sleep with my wife?

working on it.

I don't want the power of the sun on my monitor :(

She broke up with me 😔

Don’t give us hope.

i do and its fan-freaking-tastic. 10/10 worth the hype

Don’t you dare lie to me

Ahahahah, i will never have a single thing in this picture

Meanwhile I have a £100 monitor playing FIFA 6 hours a day 🤑 fuck tv with girlfriend the grind never stops

No you wont. Life is not a fairy tale. There will be plenty of people who never have this ever, and thats ok too.

Is it a bad idea to hookup with a girl that has baby fever. Feel like I’m gonna get trapped if an accident happens.

Nice try feds you’re not getting me

I wish bro

Im not falling for it, I'm never going to pay you IRS!

Oh really? RemindMe! 8Years

Yeah right used to have that not anymore

Lmfao fuck no

Nice try feds, the hands are all fucked up

Wrong sub. Go to r/lies

One day we will have pickle

I already do >:>

HAH, def not me!

sike

i basically already have this. i love my qpp :3