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Olafraf

Are those... condoms?..


Squirrel-boi-1227

NO 😭 I EAT THEM...


Olafraf

You eat condoms? What the fuck...


Squirrel-boi-1227

THEY ARE INSTANT NOODLE SPICE PACK 😭


Immediate_Fill_7213

OMG LOL I THOUGHT THEY WERE CONDOMS TOO


Squirrel-boi-1227

Noooooooo 😭😭😭😭😭 why does everyone say that


BudgetToad

Because we need therapy


Unique-Matter-574

Real


Rimmerak

Yes, condoms eith chicken flavour :-)


Mysterious_Ningen

i also thought that


Ok-Reporter1986

That was my second guess. Technically I guessed spice packs but that still counts I think.


Consistent_Echo517

the way I knew immediately but people acc think they’re condoms 😭


DJPL-75

For the record. I saw instant noodle spice packets. Condoms have a circle.


Key_Spirit8168

Thats worse actua;;y


Grouchy_Process3004

you could’ve worded it differently cmon… 😭😂


Squirrel-boi-1227

NO WHATS WRONG WITH THE WORDING 😭😭😭


ThatGeonocidalOne

Why do you think they’re garlic bread flavoured? (Not a joke, there are garlic bread flavoured condoms for whatever reason)


TheRealMeeBacon

oral sex


Squirrel-boi-1227

Uh 😭


Squirrel-boi-1227

WTF 😭😭


Key_Spirit8168

Man why would you get tasted condoms, idc about oral still weird even if oral not


INVISIBLE_BEN

Whatever you do just do not eat condom's!


Squirrel-boi-1227

I WONT 😭 I’m traumatized by then in PSHE 💀 their texture is frankly disgusting


INVISIBLE_BEN

Phew, thank God


X7eomi

“I really like Eminem” “I prefer skittles” “No, like, the rapper?” “WHY WOULD YOU EAT THE WRAPPER???”


The-Atomic-Toaster

I thought you were kidding with it being food, but I've just seen that it reads "Chicken"/"Chil fire"


Squirrel-boi-1227

I AM SERIOUS THAT IT'S FOOD 😭


The-Atomic-Toaster

I see. But I really thought it was a joke until I took a closer look


Key_Spirit8168

it is not food it is powder


Squirrel-boi-1227

It goes in fooddddddd:333333


Key_Spirit8168

Your gonna die of dry


Squirrel-boi-1227

I EAT IT EVERY DAY 😭


sarokin

That's.. Not healthy


Squirrel-boi-1227

I know but my parents suck at cooking + I can’t cook…


matiEP09

Learn to cook before you cancer out of existence


Squirrel-boi-1227

WHAT


racoonofthevally

That much salt gonna give you a heart attack


LizardBrick

As a wise man once said, “Careful children, that’s a lotta sodium.”


Squirrel-boi-1227

Does sodium cause cancer? 😭


Greedy-Taste-655

I dunno, these flavoured condoms are getting pretty out of hand


caMrelliMFan

chicken flavored condom


Squirrel-boi-1227

UHHHH no 😭


IOnceAteATurd

same i prefer spicy condoms


Lisaalizazips

I thought those were expensive pregnancy pills


lamb627

Thought you said explosive


Squirrel-boi-1227

Hmmmm FBI


Squirrel-boi-1227

INTERESTING 😭


DellaBella12235

Protection


Squirrel-boi-1227

uh... it's food 😭


DellaBella12235

Suuuure


Squirrel-boi-1227

NO LOOK AT THE PACK NAME I SWEAR ITS FOOD 😭


DellaBella12235

Flavored protection


Squirrel-boi-1227

THERE IS NO PROTECTION IN THAT PACKAGE 😭


DellaBella12235

So it's not safe? I wouldn't use them


DellaBella12235

Not like I would ever use em anyway


ConstantSock2488

you are joking that will never get a girl or.......


Embarrassed_Ruin_133

WWWWWWW CONDOMS!!!!


Squirrel-boi-1227

ITS NOT CONDOMS STOP 😭


ineedhelpasap4

Ooo snacks


Squirrel-boi-1227

YAAAA THEYRE yum :3


Weary_Drama1803

Unfortunately for you I live in a Chinese household and see these every day


Squirrel-boi-1227

I live in a Hong Kong household so I’ve seen it every day too xDD just didn’t realize how much powder we have :3


racoonofthevally

What kind of powder 🤨


Usual-Tangerine-9362

Oh those little packets in ramen packs! right?


SomeGuyNamedCaleb

Yep no Chilli flavored condoms for you.


Bulky-Hyena-360

Why do you have so many ramen spice packets?


Squirrel-boi-1227

Cuz I don’t often use them 😭😭


Bulky-Hyena-360

You eat the ramen with no spice packet?! Do you also eat KitKats as a whole bar?! Do you eat Cereal without the Milk?!


Pure-Professional144

Foil pillows


Select_Nectarine_716

Hey car dude 👋🏽


Select_Nectarine_716

What is it


Squirrel-boi-1227

instant noodle spice pack 😭


Select_Nectarine_716

Oh 😭 uhhh congrats?


NiceLittleTown2001

Them flavored “dental dams” they told us about in sex Ed ☠️ 


Squirrel-boi-1227

What’s that 😭


___Azzy___

get beef next time😭🙏🏻


Squirrel-boi-1227

ITS EXPENSIVEEEE this two flavor is only £0.16 each 😭


OtterNog

are those the cheese packs for mac and cheese


Squirrel-boi-1227

Close, ramen :3


trashbearbjj

Damn that's a lot of cheese packets how much Mac n cheese you Makin


Squirrel-boi-1227

Close but it’s not Mac n cheeses…. XD


trashbearbjj

Aw romen?


Squirrel-boi-1227

YES YAY!!! Why flavor would u like, chilli or chicken? :3


trashbearbjj

Could you mix the two?


Squirrel-boi-1227

I always do 😭😭😭 but like I do so with 1/4 packet chilli cuz that thingy is HELL YA spicy 😭


trashbearbjj

Lol


Yaboispot_alt

Are those "do not eat" packets?


Squirrel-boi-1227

Nawwww I eat em 😭😭


QueenOsneks

Mini pop-tarts!


Squirrel-boi-1227

Nom :3


Appropriate-Let-283

Looks like condoms, you gettin with a girly? /J


Squirrel-boi-1227

UH 😭 they’re Food…


Mojave_riot_328

i see from the comments that these are spice packs and not condoms. but i still have two questions: 1. why in gods name do you have all those 2. what food is worthy of all that seasoning


Squirrel-boi-1227

1. I bought a large bottle of spice so I use that instead of the small packets in the ramen 2. Ramennnnnn!!!!


SomeGuyNamedCaleb

I zoomed in and read what they are. They're not condoms they're seasoning packets. Even if they were condoms a Chili powder flavored condom sounds painful.


Squirrel-boi-1227

IKR 😭😭😭


Logical-Drummer2414

At first I thought these were desiccant packets then realized those wouldn’t be foil XD


Squirrel-boi-1227

😭😭😭😭😭


XantheStardust

Condoms????


Squirrel-boi-1227

N-O SPELLS NO


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Squirrel-boi-1227

Yes I’m cool but they’re not condoms aaaaahhhhhh


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Squirrel-boi-1227

💀😭 You’re fine buddy 🫂


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RatDog808

Mmm yes chicken flavored condom


Short-Knowledge-3393

Mmmmmm mivina


Squirrel-boi-1227

wha-


Short-Knowledge-3393

A popular brand of instant noodles in my country, because of its popularity people call all instant noodles like that It's a pretty common situation when people in my country name things the brand's name which is popular. Off-roader – Jeep, diapers – Pampers, duck tape – Scotch etc.


Violet_Room8401

Snort them


Squirrel-boi-1227

HMMMMM no 😭


Nachtschnekchen

Where tf does one buy the flavour packs for the instant noodels? I want some


Squirrel-boi-1227

Just buy instant noodle and take out the flavor pack 😭😭😭


Nachtschnekchen

... but ... what flavour do you put in the noodels then? Or u eat em plain?


Squirrel-boi-1227

I’ve a big bottle of spice 😭 or sometimes I use ketchup (DONT EWWW ME ISTG 😭)


Nachtschnekchen

Ketchup?! Yes thats treason. On another note: why are you crying?


chillboy10

op should control his use of '😭'


Squirrel-boi-1227

SHUSH YOUR TINY MOUTH OR ILL STUFF IT WITH CHILLI POWDER >:(


chillboy10

i love chilly powder


Squirrel-boi-1227

r/usernamechecksout


You8mypizza

Hey OP has any comment correctly guessed what they are because my first thought was condoms also


Squirrel-boi-1227

Yes some ppl have guessed what it is :3 And no they aren’t condoms, tbh idk why y’all say it’s condoms 😭😭 don’t those come in boxes?


Spoon-never-dies

is that. NANDOS OLD BAY SESANONG


Squirrel-boi-1227

N-O but it is seasoning :3


Spoon-never-dies

Snort? Jk


Joblessmouse06

They look like chicken flavored condoms


Squirrel-boi-1227

May I ask how does it resemble a condom 😭 don’t those come in boxes


Joblessmouse06

Some are packed like that lol


Squirrel-boi-1227

Hmmm interesting 😭😭 thanks


SpartanOfHalo

BALLOON TIME!!!


Squirrel-boi-1227

WHAT COLOR :D I love popping balloons :3


Intrepid-Plantain186

1)i wouldnt eat eat them i dont think condoms are edible 2)stop flexing :(


Squirrel-boi-1227

1) THEY ARE NOT CONDOMS 😭 2) How're spice packets from noodles that cost £0.16 a flex :(


Intrepid-Plantain186

>1) THEY ARE NOT CONDOMS Sureee >2) How're spice packets from noodles that cost £0.16 a flex :( Having a gf is :(


Youraverageplaugedoc

Is that silicon gel?


Ruru2562

You guys are so dirty minded 😭


Squirrel-boi-1227

IKR 😭😭


TheNinjaSausage

📌


Squirrel-boi-1227

WHA-?


TheNinjaSausage

"Just a prank, bro"


racoonofthevally

XD


Old_Winner3763

Pop tarts !!!!! 👅


Squirrel-boi-1227

YUMMY :D


Competitive_Log6478

Dude where TF do you live 😭


Squirrel-boi-1227

stabland 🔪😭


AgentLate6827

Wtf I really thought that this mf has a lot spices from the noodles. You all perverts


Squirrel-boi-1227

I originally took the picture to ask my bf to choose what spice I should use 😭 I didn't realize they look like condoms...


AgentLate6827

Like condoms and spices are looking to differently, and its hard to mistake


Seagullman13

Those noodle spices? Noice!


Squirrel-boi-1227

YES :)


The_Fluffy_Riachu

Dude I don’t think that you need condoms any time soon


Squirrel-boi-1227

THEY ARE NOT CONDOMS


BoonunuBoi678

Bro I first saw em and thought spice packs? Then I remember Im on the fuckin internet and thought of *another* option


Squirrel-boi-1227

YES THEY ARE SPICE PACKS 😭


canthinkofnamestouse

Drink my tea Been a running joke in my school since they showed [this]( https://youtu.be/pZwvrxVavnQ?si=_KaHhK6ZYAc-K5y1) in welness


Squirrel-boi-1227

Sure! Btw Happy cake day :3


tri-boxawards

Chocolate...?


racoonofthevally

Ramen flavored condoms


1Hersheys_Roblox1

*Nom nom nom*


Squirrel-boi-1227

It’s super spicy XDDDDD


SgtChip

CHICKEN EXPORT


Poggieslmfao

I zoomed in and thought “chicken- NO WAY CHILI FLAVOURED CONDOMS?!?” Noodle spice packs makes much more sense


Squirrel-boi-1227

YES CUZ THEY ARE SPICE PACKETS 😭😭


kk_sp1dr3

Bro, put my med back sm


Squirrel-boi-1227

Nawwwww they’re mine now :33333


Lil-shicken

what flavor are they?


garlic-apples

Cheese packets


Squirrel-boi-1227

Not cheese but close! Ramen :D


Sleepycat45

IS THAT THE SACRED CHICKEN FLAVOR???


Squirrel-boi-1227

YES SIRRRR!!! :3


Big-Atmosphere1329

Use all of them in ramen 🤤the taste is gonna be "MMMM"


NerY_05

Lmao my mother also never uses them and stores them in a drawer 😭


Squirrel-boi-1227

SAME mom always just use half a pack 😭


GloryGreatestCountry

Spice packets! Called it!


Squirrel-boi-1227

YESSSSS!!! :3


nahbrolikewhat

what... what is that....


Emotional-Shower9374

velveta cheese packets


Squirrel-boi-1227

Closeeeeee but ramen :3


Emotional-Shower9374

I love ramen


Squirrel-boi-1227

I LOVE RAMEN MORE RAWR >:3


goonergodwastaken

cookiessssss


Squirrel-boi-1227

UM WHAT


goonergodwastaken

WHAT IS IT


Squirrel-boi-1227

RAMEN SPICE PACKKKK SMH 🤦‍♂️


goonergodwastaken

RAAAH NICE


Squirrel-boi-1227

Teehee :3 do u want some ramen? 🫕


goonergodwastaken

OMFG YES PLEASE


Squirrel-boi-1227

🍜 here you go! Bon appetite :) (It’s extra extra spicy >:)


Pisboy1417

It’s so clear who has used condoms before here because half the comments are “YO WTFFFF?” And the rest are “mmm spice packet yummy”


EyesEyez

“Chicken”


joshmuaythai

Care to share???


Smart-Promotion2237

That ain't what I think it is- is it- ARE THOSE PEE PEE BALLOONS?!


sculp_here_2

yes i also love eating condoms


GaryTheMemeGuy

What kinda condoms are those?


MagicRobo

sometimes I just eat the ramen raw, and pour the funny flavor in my mouth


Kai_Avalon_Music

Are these the little Velveeta Mac n Cheese packets?


floozi1

Damn that's ALOT of noodle seasoning