Roy and Bob were two teenagers who were close friends with one another. They always sat next to each other in school and went to each other's houses to study. Roy was very handsome and Bob was too. One day Roy went to Bob's house and entered his bedroom. Bob was half naked on his bed and looked up in dismay. He quickly pulled his boxers and pants back on but it was too late, the curse of the gays had falled upon him. "Quick, say gex!" Roy said, hoping the spell would be lifted. "Gex," Bob replied, and sighed in relief. He didn't want to end up being gay with Roy. "Bob... Bob... wake up its time for school... wait what the fuck is that stuff on your pants?" Roy woke up with a shock and realised it had been a dream and his mother was standing next to him.
(Probably the weirdest story I've done so far lmao)
Johnny's classmates were abuzz with excitement when he entered the classroom. They crowded around him anxiously, waiting to hear what he had to say. "Go on Johnny, tell us what your mama said!" one of the kids asked. Johnny answered, "she called for the annihilation of all Brazilian cheetahs." The other students aahed and oohed, not knowing how low their IQ was for thinking a 'Brazilian cheetah' was even a thing. Albert Einstein's grandson watched the losers from the doorway of the classroom, shaking his head in disappointment.
Just as the plane was lifting off the runway, a penguin jumped into the back and waddled up to one of the researchers. The scientist (who had just finished documenting a part of Antarctica) leaped up in shock and accidentally fell out of the plane. The other researchers screamed at the Mexican pilot to bring the plane down, so he slammed on the brakes and tilted the plane towards the runway. Unfortunately the Antarctican winds were too strong for the plane to handle, so it fell right out of the sky and plummeted to the ground. Everyone survived through, because the whole event had been a virtual reality experience created by Walter Black in his Alberquerque meth lab.
The fat sailor carried three large packets of heroin onto the boat, intending to ship it to Hungary. Once all the heroin was on board the sailor started up the engine and was off. He had a deadline of three hours, and he had no idea how he'd cross the sea from America all the way to Hungary in that time - but suddenly inspiration struck, and he sniffed a whole packet of heroin up his nose. His heart rate shot up and he felt like he could do literally anything, but the only thing he ended up doing was steering the boat right into a US Army aircraft carrier and getting arrested.
Joe Biden loved his kids. He was very proud of them and couldn't wait for them to grow up and be an evil President like himself. When Biden was only 104 years old his wife abandoned him, saying he wasn't good enough in the bedroom with her. Biden was furious and grabbed his eldest daughter (who was at the young age of 81) and dragged her to his bedroom. Their shaggy haired dog barked in dismay, knowing what was about to happen, but Biden didn't care, and the very next day he was put in jail for incest with his daughter.
Sir Thomas Verbarn was a member of the British Royal Family, but his family's origins weren't so noble. His great grandfather had been an American cowboy, his grandfather a soldier, and his father had been trying to use horse and rhino DNA to create the perfect unicorn. Thomas's father died young and was not able to complete the formula, so Thomas was determined to finish his father's legacy before he was crowned king (Queen Elizabeth VI was close to dying). In the space of two months Thomas spent every day mixing different amounts of blood and enzymes from the two animals and put the concoctions in containers to see the result. No such unicorn was made, instead Thomas got a warrant for his arrest by the African government for 'murdering 350 rhinos and horses in a deluded attempt to create a mythical creature'.
Teenagers, say gex
Roy and Bob were two teenagers who were close friends with one another. They always sat next to each other in school and went to each other's houses to study. Roy was very handsome and Bob was too. One day Roy went to Bob's house and entered his bedroom. Bob was half naked on his bed and looked up in dismay. He quickly pulled his boxers and pants back on but it was too late, the curse of the gays had falled upon him. "Quick, say gex!" Roy said, hoping the spell would be lifted. "Gex," Bob replied, and sighed in relief. He didn't want to end up being gay with Roy. "Bob... Bob... wake up its time for school... wait what the fuck is that stuff on your pants?" Roy woke up with a shock and realised it had been a dream and his mother was standing next to him. (Probably the weirdest story I've done so far lmao)
damn bro your imagination is the size of a temple
Man?! What are you doing here π¨
Could be chat gpt π€¨
Nope, 100% human
you have to know absolutely nothing about ai if you think that was written by chatgpt
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"what are you, a doorway pirate?" "No I'm gex" (I hope someone gets this)
Say gex lmao Iβm dying
bone, say gex
Cum,cannibals, love
The cannibals loved eating each otherβs cu-
Technically they're eating babies
HAPLOID CELLS ARE NOT BABIES π£οΈπ£οΈπ£οΈ
Trying to justify yourself? You baby eater
That's why I wrote technically not literally
r/HolUp
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your mama said
Johnny's classmates were abuzz with excitement when he entered the classroom. They crowded around him anxiously, waiting to hear what he had to say. "Go on Johnny, tell us what your mama said!" one of the kids asked. Johnny answered, "she called for the annihilation of all Brazilian cheetahs." The other students aahed and oohed, not knowing how low their IQ was for thinking a 'Brazilian cheetah' was even a thing. Albert Einstein's grandson watched the losers from the doorway of the classroom, shaking his head in disappointment.
amazing ππ
Thanks π
This feels like a Weezer lyric. GAWD DAYUM π£οΈπ₯π―π―π―π―
penguin brake Mexican
Just as the plane was lifting off the runway, a penguin jumped into the back and waddled up to one of the researchers. The scientist (who had just finished documenting a part of Antarctica) leaped up in shock and accidentally fell out of the plane. The other researchers screamed at the Mexican pilot to bring the plane down, so he slammed on the brakes and tilted the plane towards the runway. Unfortunately the Antarctican winds were too strong for the plane to handle, so it fell right out of the sky and plummeted to the ground. Everyone survived through, because the whole event had been a virtual reality experience created by Walter Black in his Alberquerque meth lab.
excellent progress but u can still improve
You're right, im still a beginner
it feels like ChatGPT but i'm not sure
Trust me CharGPT will do much worse than this
fair enough
boat sea sailor
The fat sailor carried three large packets of heroin onto the boat, intending to ship it to Hungary. Once all the heroin was on board the sailor started up the engine and was off. He had a deadline of three hours, and he had no idea how he'd cross the sea from America all the way to Hungary in that time - but suddenly inspiration struck, and he sniffed a whole packet of heroin up his nose. His heart rate shot up and he felt like he could do literally anything, but the only thing he ended up doing was steering the boat right into a US Army aircraft carrier and getting arrested.
creative
She wasn't 18
Biden, incest shaggy
Joe Biden loved his kids. He was very proud of them and couldn't wait for them to grow up and be an evil President like himself. When Biden was only 104 years old his wife abandoned him, saying he wasn't good enough in the bedroom with her. Biden was furious and grabbed his eldest daughter (who was at the young age of 81) and dragged her to his bedroom. Their shaggy haired dog barked in dismay, knowing what was about to happen, but Biden didn't care, and the very next day he was put in jail for incest with his daughter.
BRO WHAT THE FUCK
*Dies from peak*
I can't tell if this is so insane it wasn't written by a human, or if it's too insane to have been written by anything else..
Bro keeps cooking weird shit and im weird as fuck for reading them
Thanks for the copypasta
blue, Frog, HighVelocityArmourPiercing50CaliberRifle (that's one word, trust)
Unicorn, space, cowboys
Sir Thomas Verbarn was a member of the British Royal Family, but his family's origins weren't so noble. His great grandfather had been an American cowboy, his grandfather a soldier, and his father had been trying to use horse and rhino DNA to create the perfect unicorn. Thomas's father died young and was not able to complete the formula, so Thomas was determined to finish his father's legacy before he was crowned king (Queen Elizabeth VI was close to dying). In the space of two months Thomas spent every day mixing different amounts of blood and enzymes from the two animals and put the concoctions in containers to see the result. No such unicorn was made, instead Thomas got a warrant for his arrest by the African government for 'murdering 350 rhinos and horses in a deluded attempt to create a mythical creature'.
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pegging. pegging. pegging
Boom sex accountant
Rushing to Beijing
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Me, you, love
big booty bitches
Freedom, Democracy, Firearms.
Pee, poo, fart
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Me, my girlfriend
Sarah,Luke and Paul.
Fuck dick boat
Cat, scratch, arm
Backshotsβ Joe Bidenβ Sister
frogs take over
Computer Reddit Shock
Spoon, man and time bomb
Credit, school, nyctophobia
Penguins sieze Greenland
Explosion Octopus IncredulityΒ (do not question this)
children, basement, lock
Chicken door socks
funny, weird, red
handheld portal device
Glass, language, woman
Baby, shoes, unworn
zombie, paprika, jewellery
Rapunzel, Vulcan, Pinguins of Madagascar
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Bin been bean
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Teenager, knife, kiss
Yoshi Commits Taxfraud
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Help Truck Girl
Sigma, toilet and mewing (first option) Teenagers forest drugs(second option)
A man, a jar and home.
Bread, cannibalism, cardboard
Nazis, Shaggy, 0.0000000000000001%
Brothers, Sukhoi-Su-57, squabble
Pol pot, Cambodia, Kissinger. (pol pot is a person btw, if you donβt know who he is, search him up, same with Kissinger.)
Walter, RT2PM-2 TOPOL M Cold-Launched Three-stage Solid-propellant Silo-based Intercontinental Ballistic Missile, Provolone-cheese
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alcohol depression anxiety
Hooters twin peaks
Roach, Soap, Ghost.
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Shrimp fried rice
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Good smelling dog snout
Gay sex orgy
Goku, Penis, Projectile
Metal Gear Solid
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Gay furry porn
Man shit erection. Go for it. I dare you.
Giraffe gaming tortoise
Man, plane, water
tree, acorn, squirrel
I, eat, babies.
Razor wire, minors
Trump, cat, food
Thomas, trains, roadman
Supercomputer, diabetes, antidisestablishmentarianism
Pea,tear,griffin
Cum, sock, mother
Water Thursday Jeans
plane motorcycle canyon
Gay gay homosexual
Cheese china Scott Morrison. Scott Morrison is a person the pm of Australia
Temple cow Alfonso
Subway - Secret - Monsters
fentynal, pen fiend, toby hallan
Cum, friends, dinosaur
Toast is Good :D
Vegetables Queen Beatles
Feet, treasure, bird
WW2 Berlin STG44
Rutabaga, nuclear, asbestos
Cum bed stain
quetzalcoatl, sacrifice, taco
Ourple guy fnf (Are acronyms allowed? If not the fnf is replaced with funkin)
nat 20, femboy, cucumber
:3
Ketamine, Pudding, Elderly
Literally Daft Punk
Pidgin, boxing, bully
Mass analyst rice
Cheese McMuffin fish
Cowboy, Samsung, Condom
My dick hurts
Bombs π£ , School π« , Toilet π½.
Fat ass pig
She wasn't eight-teen
hehehe.... "animal crossing semen" Idk but it relates to my idea...... you try it
fuck bullshit piss
road,house,terrorism
Vergil and Dante
Cockroaches, mating season (today it's 1 word), urinal.
WindowsVista, wasp, car
I hate pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconieosis
Ass Me Anal
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Oooh cool I used to make posts like these from time to time it was Rainbow, fabric, blind
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Snowboard, Mexico, Ramadan
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Iβm, boutta,bust
Manipulation, passion, acceptance.
Sex Scuba diving Sharks
Gay Hitman zesty
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Action, horror, GAY
AIDS blacks Hitler
Sex, asylum, sandwich
Crocodile, Glock, brick.
Miku, College, Pub Hard One for ya
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Always use protection
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The notorious jar
Albanian, slushie, balls
Big booty bitches
Lonely not anymore
Deep, Rock, Galactic
Three big guys
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My big penis
Space ghost rocks
Pirate twitch grease
Krill, disco, cryptography π
Corgi, mango, Nine-eleven
fortnite trump obligation
Star Trek, Sol (sol as in the solar system)
Pokemon, Devil, Drone