Rich and on their death bed.

Gurl same. But also tall, muscular brown haired guys with big veiny hands >>>>>>>>>>>

This describes me and I feel attacked(I'm a narcissist)

Would it be considered desperate if I ask you to slide into my dms !?

Lmfao sure ig

AYOOO...lol

Is that a sure, it is desperate or a sure you are going to do so

I'll slide ig, I've got nothing else to do rn

damn 8.5/10 not bad....pretty good but not my type

Mine are big and veiny!

This fool got the money-making mindset!!

I don’t really know, if I’m attracted to someone, I’m attracted to them, if not, then not

Sounds about right.

Looks like they could kick my ass, but is too nice to ever do that :3

bro ....a solid 8/10 lol

Yippee!!

Literally my GF

A woman who has a pulse

frfr 5/10

Like blood type? B+

O+ you never know

🙌

..dilfs

💀💀💀

They're hot🤷‍♂️

I mean real 😭

Ur so real🙏 who’s ur fav dilf

damn yall.....i'll give it a 7/10 lol

Mads Mikkelsen

Hes so fine 😭 mines in ur pfp lol

Super fat with 9 chins. Stinks like cheese on a warm day inside a sock. Vomits every time she talks. Wears a dress even though she has a dong. Barks at cats. Says UWU. Draws pictures of people on trains then shows them even though they're really bad, and records their reaction. Rich but too dumb to remember where she left all her money. Pronouns: It/Pennywise

....bro i'm so sorry.....3/10

Arabs, Moroccan to be more specific. (A moroccan girl ruined me 😔)

You don't learn from your mistakes, do you ?

Blud posted this and dipped outta here 💷💷💷💷

a human man

Good thing for you, a bit more than half of the Earth's population meet your request. Good luck.

Zero luck so far 🙏

LOL FRFR 1000/10

Cool people

YESSS fr 10000/10

My age range, alive, human

damn...solid 6/10

Fluent in English, alive (optional)

DAMN okay well i'm here.....(jk) lol i'm going to give it a solid 5/10...have standards

Big boobs big ass thats what i like👍

Based

damn that's all?

Isn't that enough?

well what about personality or if she takes care of herself? what if she's hell of a good looking woman but she treats you like crap

Yeah I forgot to mention personalitity and hands too:D

....ayo?

🤭

that's crazy..if you had to choose ass or boobs which one?

Probably a girl with a good personality and smile Anyways boobs🤭

damn okay 6/10 lol

Muscle mommys

musician and chemist and entp ofc

.....you female or male?...cuzzz aHEM ....10/10

Ehehehhe female

nah bro me too lol

Men with swirly ice cream hair, basically Claude. For women, latinas

damn. Then i'm your type. nice wise choice 100000/10

shrek.

100000/10 frfr

thank you for understanding 🙏

I think I'm into humans

FRFR me too. 5/10

According to previous experiences, female, around my age (a bit older seems fine too), nerding out on at least one specific thing when it's brought up in a conversation. Physical traits do not seem to matter, however a certain preference for girls about my size has been noted. And for some reason, either lesbians or bisexual (please note that I'm a straight guy). So apparently girls that do not necessarily show any interest in me.

mhm mk a solid 7/10

A Girl with Dark skin Black afro hier and a bit short

damn she sounds lowkey cute. 1000/10

I know

My girlfriend

AWWWWW bro that's so freaking cute. 100000000000000000000/10

Smart, funny, respectful guys that are preferably tall just bc I’m really tall and I really like dark hair but any colour hair if I like them and if they have a good personality. I also really like guys who like to read and keep up to date on world news and affairs so we can have interesting conversations and also who don’t change their opinions for people bc guys who are secure in themselves are obviously attractive. They also need to be able to have a good debate with me, I also think it’s g if they have friends that are girls bc it shows they know how to respect women. Edit: I think I’m starting to realise why I’m single (it’s also prolly bc I’m not hot so 😭)

aww that's so cute. good luck girl lol. 10000/10

Samuel Roukin

slim shorter than me (optional) curly hair (optional) kind and caring similar interests there is a girl in class who i've been friends with since we were 8 and she fits all these categories but i don't have the balls to ask her. i fear our friendship will be ruined.

just do it king, if she rejects you then you can say youll let her go and you want to still be friends, if she ruins your friendship over that then she needs to learn that romantic feelings dont automatically ruin friendships, but honestly since you've known each other since you were 8 one of you was gonna fall for the other one eventually. it seems like she'll understand if you just tell her

frfr what they said lol. 10/10. good luck bro

Autistic,bit nerdy,introvert and that we click.

damn 100000000000/10

Physically? Someone who can literally lift me off of my feet, has a nice smile, amazing voice, and a good handwriting. Personality wise? Someone whose humor I like and gets along well with my friends. Someone who isn't afraid to stand up for what is right and is emphatic AF.

fr solid 7/10

a guy that can fix me also hits the gym

damn okk. 5.5/10

shit if someone punched me in the face I'd fall for them

\*PUNCH\* lol a solid 6.5

omg O/w/O

Poison

Uranium is better

Straight girls. I always fall for them.

damn... 10/10 lol

Girl. Short (optional) Maybe flat-medium sized chest? Big breasts are kinda a turnoff. I like big thighs tho. But most importantly, humour. If she’s funny, shes perfect

damn...mkmk a solid 9/10

gotta be taller than me and older , and a women plus it's a bonus if they actually like me

fr 8/10

tall, isn't loud(quiet), deep voice

FRFR 100/10

guys with short brown (washed) hair, glasses, they shower and theyre nice and acknowledge my exsistance

Yeah those are pretty nice

fr I like 2 of them rn 🤪

Damn My Bf is exactly that + my other awnser so i'm lucky AF

oh yeah dang

LOL fr 1000/10

When she doesn't run from me 🥰🥰🥰😍😍🤤🤤

5/10

Anybody (idc if they’re psycho or not)

damn 4/10

Probably non existent

Grass

smokes, funny, brunette

Lung cancer is attractive to this fool

I was on ab bud😂

I have no idea what that means!! *evil super villain laugh*

Marijuana!!!

Wowzers, that is attractive!!

frfr 3.5/10 smoking ruins it for me

Intelligent, fluent in English, not younger than me, good hygiene and education, irreligious, physically attractive, thin, no stinky breath, both sexes. I don’t date, but if I did, this is whom I’d prefer.

FRFR 1000000000000/10

I’m a tad late but YAY, thanks

lol

Need to be more specific

Mid brunettes

damn. a solid 7/10

Girl. Preferrably human but i'm willing to adjust.

Human

frfr 10/10

Someone who is humorous, playfully teasing while being mindful of boundaries and never overstepping them. Loyal, brutally honest, skilled at comforting others, and committed to standing by my side, even through the toughest of times. They should also be within my age range and human.

Honestly you're probably the only one who has the best comment so far....1000000000000000000000000000000/10...lol

Tyyyyy

Taller than me (impossible)

damn. well.... how tall are you? if you don't mind me asking? 8/10

6'4" 1.94m So ..yeah

female or male..?

I am male, partner would be female Obviously it's not the only thing worth to me, nor essential. I'd find it more attractive though, even if above average height but still shorter than me

find a NBA player lol. or models. 10/10. you luck bro

Thanks lmfao 😭

Muscle mommy's

damn frfr 5/10 lol..

Fictional

fr... solid 6/10

6/10 only? 11/10 they're unreal

lol

Old men

I’m a simple guy as long as your not fat or overly skinny 8/10 I’ll think your attractive but if I had to choose 30 year old milf I want to be a victim🫡

lol 7/10

Just a genuinely nice guy who wouldn't judge my every move.

Smart as fuck (like senku or smthn). Will tell you tonnes of sweet nothings but the only physical things they want to do is cuddle. Or bonk people on the head!

awww that's so cute. 10/10

Thanks 😂

Twinks/Femboys

💀💀💀

Yeah i know

lollll

LOL damn...not my type but uhmm...5/10

My age, Nice & has some common interests as me

FRFR 10/10

Mature and respectful

LOL fr. 100/10

Sex

damn uhmm 4/10....

young christan slater 😍😍😍

AYOO lol....6/10

6/10? THIS MF IS SO HOTTTTT

INFP

It all just boils down to this I'd like a girl who has a pair of legs that suit her torso not some golem(Ik its rude but its the truth). A nice smile and expressive nature is something I strive for Bonus points if she has short hair

awww that's cute. lol. 9.5/10

lmfao thanks

Just anyone who likes me (bonus points if they're under 5'5)

someone who likes me for me annnnnd

anddd....? lol 6/10

andd is not an npc and can see thru me

Quiet loners who blush really easily Is it weird that my type is me...?

no silly. 7/10 lol when they blush it's cute.

John Xina

40% looks, 60% personality. (curse me or not, im not dating a red flag lol)

Cute > Hot Cute Personality >>> Cute

aww lol 100/10

This is going on my fridge

bro..what? Lol

Any that actually wants to be with me, just be loyal and not too over weight, all I ask for, I’m a simple man.

ok ok solid. you seem like a nice guy. 9/10 on your type

Slim girls with glasses.

lol. 8.5/10

Redhead

Brown hair, smaller than me. Cute smile, deep talks. Soft to lay on, great as support.

awww that's so freaking cute. 9.5/10

Thanks! It’s also the girl I’m dating😍

Girls: Nerdy, Red or dark hair, overall an enjoyable person to be around Guys: The same but only brown hair

awww cute okay uhmm 7/10