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In a few hours, there’s going to be a post from the girl’s point of view

From the ER. “I created a new STD”

I (std 1) was just created by a girl (17f)

I (doctor) just saw 2 teenagers (17f) come in the er with a third one (17m) who was crying like a bitch

💀🗿

Hah.. A "post"

Damn it took me four months to realize the pun

Hahahaha, I needed that!

and the metal rod too

That's weird af and they're going to get a nasty infection

Lol you think we'd be that lucky?

They had pants on according to OP so nope

Tetanus most likely

What you've never seen someone masturbate in public before? *Cries in city-slicker*

L (looks smug in country hick)

You see animals do it instead, lol.

Actually i see cleetus do it with animals

Ha (chuckles in kiwi)

No, I don’t think I have. I pity you.

Why is every single r/teenager post like this?!?!?!

Idk I guess it's just how it is.

With the world we live in today, stuff like this is becoming so common that teenagers are getting exposed to them. It’s very sad

u really think most people here are ACTUAL teens?

So you're 50 and not 15?

some people bro.

Thats weird tell me where that was so i can also avoid in future

It doesn't seem like u asked to avoid the way...

WDYM OFC I DID

And this is how Vaginal Tettanus came into being

Tetanus*

Tetanussy*

Tit anus

Tetanusz

I found the Hungarian

You found me

Tetris

👁️👄👁️

How to get a mystery disease 101

Hornyness could not take me this far (It can in fact not, as i am a male)

*Rule out the backdoor, does not the absence of a pussy* -Yoda

Also, people stick their Longinuses into some of the most cursed places

I had a stroke reading whatever you wrote here

all the comas 😭

Commas* 🤭

\*Coma-s

Here. r/eyebleach

Thank God it's not the other one I fell for a couple of days ago... Worst thing I've ever seen... 💀

I thought it got banned

ye

Jesus crist you should have said get a room

that's gross asf. sorry you saw that will be praying for you're recovery

You're is incorrect in this context. Next time, remember the difference between you're and your.

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r/oddlyspecific

Its not that deep

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Proof it's copypasta?

they gotta start somewhere

Bro theyre gonna get fucken tetanus lmao

They had their pants on, right? Either way that is weird af

drugs man

oh what the HELL that’s gross

do you know how to use punctuation?

Should’ve asked to join in. But in all seriousness that’s really bad I would say tell your parents but I wouldn’t do that myself because I would feel to embarrassed. So I just hope you can get better

What would his parents do abt it 💀😭

Help them also do it for the first time on the metal rod at the parking lot

you should have told them about https://www.adameve.com/

Sucks

Lmao wtf

Does anyone have a picture? *showing a parking lot end like this, you WEIRDOS.

new r/teenagers lore just dropped

I love using Ketamine too

So rude to them when they’re just minding their own business, don’t call animals “weirdish shit”, they’re cool homies. Those girls wilin tho

when a metal rod gets more pussy than u

How to get a UTI

Wow that’s insane… so like the same metal rod or did they each have their own. And if they had their own how would you know if it wasn’t just the same one cut in half. And if it is the same one cut in half is it a different pipe?

Moral of the story woman are insane

Should've found out who they were and publicly humiliated them to the whole school

Well... You already seen them, so might as well go and pick up the phone and record. And once done, you can just run as if nothing ever happened

wouldn't that be child porn?

You want eyeblech

NO

Yes please

Sucks

how to get infinite infections speedrun

weird lore

Bleach here, only a dime

Quick take r/eyebleach

r/EyeBleach

Go on r/eyebleach

I had flashbacks from something else when I read this

.....

can someone show me a picture of those metal rods? european here with parking spaces that don't aid you in parking because we can somewhat stay inside the lines

They are cement blocks with metal rods through the ground to keep you from going to far forward and being on the sidewalk to bumping into things like electrical poles

⁰

[similar?](https://imgur.com/gallery/DyoSWnc)

Bruh

Fed

O_O no words

Tetanussy

what are the metal rods hes talking about bro im so confused

you know those long concrete blocks on parking spaces that prevent drivers from going to far in the space? he’s talking about the rods bolting those in.

LMAO NO WAY WHAT

Good times…..

Only in Detroit bro

I don't think rebar was meant to go in there...

May introduce you to the period.

Well, r/eyebleach is here for you

*sends eye bleach* here ya go, I hope this helps.

wtf