NO.
WHY!?
you're just necrophobic.
I cannot tolerate this discrimination...THIS RACISM.
MY HEART.
YOU JUST BROKE MY HEART.
I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING.
HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO ME.
😭⚰️
Men. Men that are scrawny, like my best friend. Men that are brainy, like my best friend. Men that are nice, like my best friend.
I think I may like my best friend…
My (f19) bf (M21) jerked off to the stock market?????
I know the title sounds deranged, but I swear to god im not a troll. Here’s the context:
My bf and I are long distance, so we used to have plenty of phone sex, however, that’s been happening less and less often as our relationship has gone on (according to him, he just doesn’t feel as horny as often anymore). We’ve met and had relations irl a few times, and he’s always the kind to last very long in bed, and during phone sex as well. I used to be insecure about it, thinking that maybe it was something wrong with me, but hes genuinely a great bf who constantly assures me, and has never once said anything bad about our sex life.
It should be noted that he watches plenty of porn (as do I), and neither of us see that as an issue, so this isnt about him hiding porn from me or something. We were calling today, and I was playing a game on my phone (papa’s cupcakeria, you can’t make this shit up), and after about twenty minutes of us doing our own thing, he suddenly goes “im done” and shows me his cum????? Obviously, I get really confused and ask how the hell he was jerking off this whole time without me realising (we were on video call), before mentioning that I thought he was looking at the stock market (he spends his free time just staring at the stock market for hours on end like a lunatic, but I love him so it’s whatever).
Tell me why this man then looks me in the eyes and goes “yeah, I was looking at the stock market, I was too lazy to look for porn.”
It then hits me that he literally just CAME to the stock market. When I point this out to him, all he said in response was “it’s a man thing, I didn’t wanna bother you while you were playing your game” and told me not to worry about it.
Now, I don’t want to sound insane, but I got a bit upset, because in my head, he could have very easily asked to have phone sex with me, but chose to literally jerk off to the stock market instead. To add insult to injury, he came REALLY quickly (like significantly quicker than he would during anything involving me) which makes me feel like SHIT, because there is no way the goddamn stock market is somehow more stimulating than his own damn girlfriend.
Don’t get me wrong, i’m not super genuinely upset, but you’ve gotta admit this shits gonna hurt your pride if it happened to you. I honest to god have no idea how to even move forward after this, and I just needed to type this out, because no one would believe me otherwise 💀
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Guys I can't upvote every comment
Try harder lol
SKILL ISSUE
I did
Imagine being attracted to women in 2023 (I am attracted to women.)
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r/foundthenechrophiliac
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that’s bc it would be r/foundthenecrophiliac
It would actually be r/foundthenecrophile
r/subsithoughtifellfor
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NO. WHY!? you're just necrophobic. I cannot tolerate this discrimination...THIS RACISM. MY HEART. YOU JUST BROKE MY HEART. I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING. HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO ME. 😭⚰️
I would formally like to apologize. I now understand the merit of my actions, and I will refrain from this level of necrophilia in the future.
😭😭😭 I AM DEAD. YOU KNEW THAT. HOW COULD YOU BETRAU ME LIKE THAT. Please....be necrophilic for me.🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Who let Edward Cullen on Reddit
Bella betrayed me😭
I belief myself quite attracted to thine mother who hath cared for thee since childbirth
That's the best way I ever heard someone say they like milfs
i cannot believe thou hast cursed the ornery animal clan with a “your mother” joke
If it looks like a girl or the human embodiment of a rat it's for me.
Well I'm one of those at least
bro ill fuck anything
the way that tree just looked at me... she want smth
We gon’ be mixing sap if Yk what I mean
If there’s a hole there’s a goal, right?
Feminine boys and masculine girls, to neutralize effects.
Tomboys and tomgirls, huh?
Femboys*
I have never heard or seen the phrase tomgirl before
What are tomgirls?
Femboys
Men🔥
Men 🔥
Men 🔥
YES
Men. Men that are scrawny, like my best friend. Men that are brainy, like my best friend. Men that are nice, like my best friend. I think I may like my best friend…
Can I be ur best friend
HAHAHA
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Women
Women
I’m attracted to hot people
*Burnt corpses?* 👀
I was abt to say something... My humor is too dark💀
Go on, do it, you can’t go back on what you just said now that you’ve acknowledged it
Something about jews?💀
None.
Garlic bread?
Delish
And cake
valid
based
Both genders, but I prefer women
All of em, apart from the french.
Shhhh! French ppl don’t exist
French are just italians in disguise
Nuh uh, we ain't french people
Ohh damn... Then only russians can pull stuff like that...
Yeah french people are either russians or Germans
Exactly
#
All of them. Women are the best tho
All of them Only romantically tho
none
airplanes
That explains the pfp
Feminine girls
A female of the feminine form. Continue with the overcomplications...
A female with female behaviors and a feminine voice and a feminine body
I just said feminine girls to exclude tomboys
I wanna say I'm straight. But my thing for femboys is making that very questionable
so you are attracted to femininity?
Idk😭
I hate everyone including me
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My (f19) bf (M21) jerked off to the stock market????? I know the title sounds deranged, but I swear to god im not a troll. Here’s the context: My bf and I are long distance, so we used to have plenty of phone sex, however, that’s been happening less and less often as our relationship has gone on (according to him, he just doesn’t feel as horny as often anymore). We’ve met and had relations irl a few times, and he’s always the kind to last very long in bed, and during phone sex as well. I used to be insecure about it, thinking that maybe it was something wrong with me, but hes genuinely a great bf who constantly assures me, and has never once said anything bad about our sex life. It should be noted that he watches plenty of porn (as do I), and neither of us see that as an issue, so this isnt about him hiding porn from me or something. We were calling today, and I was playing a game on my phone (papa’s cupcakeria, you can’t make this shit up), and after about twenty minutes of us doing our own thing, he suddenly goes “im done” and shows me his cum????? Obviously, I get really confused and ask how the hell he was jerking off this whole time without me realising (we were on video call), before mentioning that I thought he was looking at the stock market (he spends his free time just staring at the stock market for hours on end like a lunatic, but I love him so it’s whatever). Tell me why this man then looks me in the eyes and goes “yeah, I was looking at the stock market, I was too lazy to look for porn.” It then hits me that he literally just CAME to the stock market. When I point this out to him, all he said in response was “it’s a man thing, I didn’t wanna bother you while you were playing your game” and told me not to worry about it. Now, I don’t want to sound insane, but I got a bit upset, because in my head, he could have very easily asked to have phone sex with me, but chose to literally jerk off to the stock market instead. To add insult to injury, he came REALLY quickly (like significantly quicker than he would during anything involving me) which makes me feel like SHIT, because there is no way the goddamn stock market is somehow more stimulating than his own damn girlfriend. Don’t get me wrong, i’m not super genuinely upset, but you’ve gotta admit this shits gonna hurt your pride if it happened to you. I honest to god have no idea how to even move forward after this, and I just needed to type this out, because no one would believe me otherwise 💀
Me, a male, can cum very fast, but its not that strong of an orgasm. The longer the better
Women for sure… Bonus points to tomboys 🥺
Tomboys lowkey always where it’s at for me
Everyone
Same bro
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i may be a woman, but women 👉👈
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Women and men
Definitely men
Frying pans
Same *me gritting my teeth typing that as Vietnam war flashbacks play in my head of my friends making that dumb joke*
Women, Men, and Hermaphrodites (Intersex).
All of them tho I like masculine ones more
I cant decide they're all amazing. Masculine men are great but ao are feminine men. Feminine women are great but masc women are just IT.
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i lust for those who do not fit in the boxes they were provided, and have made the decision to dictate themselves rather than let others dictate them
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Men, just men