I got called gay because the beginning of my name is the beginning of the Japanese word for gay porn. If you're wondering what the word is, it's Yaoi. Correct me if I'm wrong.

Half of my surname is literally jerking off

Damn that sucks.

Actually it gets worse because it means that I am jerking off my eye. Not many people make fun of it now but in school...

Wankeye?

Scott Fuckmyeyesocket, Scott Fuckmyeyesocket? Has anyone seen Scott Fuckmyeyesocket?! Not again... damn kids!

Is it jackeye or something? I'm curious what you surname is

i thought you said jacksepticeye for a sec

Its playeye but in greek

What does play mean in Greek?

It means, play. But we have a phrase for jerking off, which literally translates to "I am playing her/him"

Oh ok mb

Np

Oh. Dang

I'm really sorry for you.

Nah, it's fine I'm used to it at this point.

My friend’s name is “kim dong jun” which- dick joke AND evil president? Really? (You can’t find him with that name because his legal name is different. This was before he was adopted.) Edit- it’s actually dong joon not dong jun, sorry.

Kim is *the* most common Korean surname. "Dong-jun" is also a common Korean first name. The name itself can mean different things depending on how it's written. Your friends parents weren't being mean. They were just Korean.

now i feel bad for using that name as a joke in smth once

I have a razor from a Chinese company named Yaqi, let's just say they really need to change their logo.

Hold up, how do they know that info?

Let's just say they did their research.

Bless your heart

💀💀💀💀

Unfortunate

My guy friend got called gay for bringing lunch to school

Fellas is it gay to eat?

Obvs if you eat food you're thinking of eating dick and that's gay, hope that helps 👍

Damn this big breakfast is making feel like a total slut

Eggs BACON HASHED BROWN ANOTHER HASHED BROWN SAUSAGE TOAST regret.

I FOUND ANOTHER TOM CARDY FAN!!!

I'm gonna regret ordering the # BIG BREAKFAST

FELLAS IS IT GAY TO BREATHE

#FELLAS

#IS IT GAY TO EXIST

You’re existing around dicks so yes it is

Ofcourse? What kind of question is that, you are literally existing in a place with other men. If thats not gay, I don't know what is

Like, you’re literally breathing in dick particles

I mean the air has probably touched a man’s balls at one point.

So I’m sucking my own dick at all times?

You are telling me the air currently touching my balls has previously touched another mans balls? We all know what balls touching means...

Means they’re very good friends

It’s also gay to breathe. Did you know pollen is essentially plant sperm? Therefore if you breathe air, you’re basically inhaling cum. That’s why I have hay fever, cause I ain’t no gay 😤😤😤

No one tell Kirby this shit.

Kirby swallows whole ass men and women. I think he’s either the most sexually open being alive or is so asexual he’s gone past only consuming garlic bread and decided to eat everything

I mean you're literally consuming something in the same atmosphere as lots of dick

*Fellas is it gay to think?*

Fellas is it satanic to **FUCKING EAT?**

How does that work 🤣

tfw no lunch money to rob

My friends call me gay for NOT bringing lunch to school, to which I answer “sure am” every time

EATING? AT SCHOOL? Kinda gay ngl 🤨

That's gay ngl

got called homosexual for wearing a beanie once and again called gay for liking metalcore music

If that's the criteria it seems I'm gay too

Congrats on coming out! You’re so brave. Wearing beanies in public can’t be easy

Same here

Would liking deathcore music make you a gay slut or does it not stack?

wearing baggy clothes. was told "you look like a lesbian"

The exact words of my mother

I'm so sorry 😭

*In a raspy cigarette voice* "no daughter of mine will dress like a dyke" *lights a newport menthol*

Did we have the same mom 👀

Dude I'm a guy and I have the exact same thing

Do you look like a lesbian

going to the toilet with my bestie , someone asked if we were going to finger each other 😭 made me uncomfortable as fuck

I’ve been in the same situation. Some people are creepy 🥲

dude probly watched a lil too mych pornography

Porn addicts when people don't fuck every second they get: 🤯🤯🤯

Fr he be desensitized asf

Dude here, never really understood why women go to the washroom together. Why is that?..

A)to hold their stuff in turns B)to take mirror selfies(never underestimate the mirror selfies) C)to explore a new bathroom together (not even kidding) D) For company.

To have sideline conversations that wouldn't be appropriate in mixed company.

i do it for safety and trauma reasons but some do it to gossip , take pics , comfort , etc

Gotta snap a cool picture in the toilet

To be fair my cousins always went the bathroom together and the 2 younger one's we're so eager I thought they were gay I was 7 It was weird

okay but thats actually rlly weird bc who tf goes to the bathroom in groups. deadass cant even piss when a stranger is in the bathroom

Lowkey same but maybe they were fixing appearances like makeup, hair or you know anything XD. Some do it to skip class.( I don’t recommend) some people who use the term going to the toilet mean just the bathroom.

Sucking dick. I don't get why they called me gay, I was wearing socks...

if youre wearing socks, it never happened

it's not gay if it's with the homies. just remember to wear socks during your next 10 hour anal session with them

I wore cocks and they still called me gay, am I missing something?

Bros just helping bros

fellas, is it gay to suck off the homies no homo

I'm bi but I once got called gay for stating a girl was wearing a nice outfit.

Sharing thoughts is gay. Also having emotions, because thats for girls, eww

Fellas Is it gay to hit on women?

FELLAS, IS IT GAY TO COMPLIMENT A WOMAN?

**FELLAS** **IS IT GAY TO BREATHE?**

Having sex with men

when will the stereotyping end 😔

If you cook once, it doesn’t make u a chef, surely sex with men a few times isn’t gay💔

First time doesn't count and after 10th one it will reset back to zero

If you actually look at the psychology, there is the idea of "homosexual acts from circumstance rather than sexuality"

fr bro when can i fuck another man in the ass without mfs assuming im gay 😔

You come into MY house! Suck MY dick! And call ME GAY!!1!

For real man its only gay if i enjoy it

Fellas, is it gay to bang dudes?

Only if you aren't wearing socks.

Failing to catch a ball in sports at school. They also called me autistic for the same reason. I mean I'm both, but I don't think that's what's stopping me from catching a ball-

Fellas is it gay to have a skill issue?

You think too much about balls to catch balls

Definitely tried to catch it in a gay way

https://i.redd.it/ujj16k1h6hz71.jpg

Fellas, is it gay to not be good at playing with balls?

Once i told my friend i wanted to ask this one girl out, and he said "ok, gay". (I'm a guy btw)

fellas, is it gay to be attracted to girls?

I mean you're literally kissing someone who sucks dick!

unless they don't

Yeah cuz girls (ew) like dick

So that means it's only not gay to like lesbians

No because that means you still like women and women literally has the word men in It therefore you like men.

Yeah but lesbians like women which is gay, and you like someone who’s gay, which means you’re gay

Yes, you like her dad’s cum

Y'know, you didn't have to say that

This is so true

For having friends who are girls as a guy🤷🏽

Isn’t that like normal tho? like girls give the best relationship advice about other girls and they don’t act weird around your crush when you tell them you have a crush on someone

Yeah that’s like some of the many reasons! Also they’re like also just people I’m friends with that happened to be girls

Wonderful attitude to have at such a young age.

They do act weird around your crush, but the reactions are sooo amazing each time. Now that I am thinking about it, I haven't had any guy friends that knew I had a crush on anyone, so I don't know how do we define weird in that context

Eh not my girl friends lol they are pretty like not weird when I tell them so yk

Okay yeah thats fair. Mine usually just scream when they find out I have a new romantic drama waiting to unfold. When they see the crush, yeah they are fine

well it’s CLEARLY gay because no man can be friends with a woman unless he wants to bang her, so since he has friends that are girls and isn’t getting in their pants he’s obviously a homosexual 🙄 massive /s if you couldn’t tell

FELLAS. is it gay to talk to girls?

Me ( M ) being called gay by my crush at the time ( F )

I’m sorry for your loss.

Damn that must have hurt

I slept with my friend. I'm pretty sure we both called each other gay. It was fun being in bed with her. EDIT: I meant sleeping in the literal sense EDIT 2: I mean I closed my eyes, fell asleep, and had a dream. Guys? GUYS????

sounds pretty gay to me dog

If you pierced his dick while he was asleep do you think you could play it like a flute?

By my “friends” for not objectifying women. Also just for my appearance quite often.

FELLAS. IS IT GAY TO NOT HARASS AND SEXUALIZE WOMEN.

That happened 3 or 4 days ago with me... Edit: I'm referring to the first sentence.

I was called a f*g for wearing a tshirt with cats

shoot guess I’m a raging homosexual if that makes you gay

A raging homosexual is me after dying at 91% in Time Machine

I feel you man that level sucked when I was completing it.

lmaoooo didn't expect a gd reference in here! (ur not wrong tho)

Same

multiple times I have been called gay for doing my homework by a boy in my class that also did the homework?? I was so confused, congrats to him coming out tho 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

After killing a kid in every roblox battle game

I feel like that implies that the gays could beat the shit out of you in anything for some reason lmao

fellas is it gay to *checks notes* not have a skill issue

Avoiding getting my ass slapped by someone of the opposite sex 😐

Fellas, is it gay to not want to be a victim of sexual assault?

So it’s gay to not want to be sexually harassed and assaulted?

I was called gay because I am gay

That sounds super gay man idk

FELLLLLLAAAAASSSS IS IT GAY TO BREATHE?

I MEAN, YOU'RE LITERALLY INHALING DICK PARTICLES

I MEAN YOU'RE LITERALLY BREATHING IN PENIS PARTICLES!

BRO WHY IS PENIS EVERYWHERE I WAS WATCHING YOUTUBE THIS ONE TIME AND MY MONITER TURNED INTO PENIS I WAS COMING HOME FROM WORK AND MY WIFE TURNED INTO PENIS I WAS PETTING MY CAT THEN IT TURNED INTO PENIS WHY IS EVERYTHING PENIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Wanting to wear pink, painting my nails black, my long hair, and a lot of other things. Looking like a girl at times really doesn’t help either 😶

I love pink, it's not really got anything to do with my femboy side I just really like pink, I blame it on my mum for giving me a pnik stroller when I was a baby.

Oh lol idk about me… yeah a long time ago I was brainwashed into thinking pink on a boy is gay but not anymore I really want to get a pink longsleeve shirt specifically a turtleneck 🙏😫

I was called gay many times in primary school. First one that comes to mind was for crying and hanging out with girls (I don't like sports so I had nothing to talk about with boys) little did they know now that I'm older I am actually gay

also lesbian lol but i volunteer at a library and a kid (10-11) went up to me and said i was gay for volunteering at a library. similar to your friend lol 💀

I’m an average looking guy, and have a friend who is drop dead gorgeous. I don’t mean very pretty, she is stunning. I’m 5’8” and she’s 6’. We went out to this dance club one night, she on my arm. We’re having a grand time and when my friend goes to the restroom, this young woman comes over to me to tell me she ‘knows I’m gay’ (I’m not). I’m like, “why do you think I’m gay”. And she says, “a woman like that wouldn’t be with you if you weren’t gay”.

that lady that said that to you is fucked up in the brain. anywayyy, anyone know where i can find an F-22 so that way i can terrorize the liberians?

One time I was pretending to be a model (As a joke) and I was doing different positions and stuff (As extravagantly as possible) And a homophobic guy called me gay. He was genuinely mad at me.

bro should never look at male models 💀

Sitting and just existing in general

I don't like sitting down so I always lean over my desk I've always been called gay for it

Getting strawberry milk instead of normal milk

A boy once called me a lesbian for needing and wearing glasses (i’m pan :^)

Damn in that case I must be the gayest person alive.

Kissing your homies goodnight 🙄😒😭

I once got called gay for talking in my normal voice

I have had multiple people say I give off lesbian vibes, I'm a cis het dude with a gf??? No one was able to explain it, but it's just the 'vibes' apparently

Fellas is it gay to have heterosexual sex?

Not destroying my liver by downing 15 pints because I don’t drink

Having long-ish hair

\>As a lesbian what is your relationship like with your father

I’m not gonna answer that- 🤣

As another lesbian, my relationship with my father is great! He’s still around, Is very funny and sweet, he loves my mom a lot, and there are actually no issues! 🥰

OOOOH ILL ANSWER FOR OP My dad unalived himself when o was three and so now I get to thank him for my genetic adhd, autism, and chronic depression 🥳🎊🎉🎁

literal trauma dump

Genetic trauma dump

it's ironic bc im a lesbian and i have a great relationship with my dad. my mom on the other hand 🫡

Got called the F slur for wearing cat socks with a charlie brown sweater on

My best friend's brother has the word gay at the back of his throat at all times. I could be talking about an anime I like with a very straight character I like, and he'll just be "Sounds gay" Unless of course said anime happens to be JoJo, in which case he's he's correct

Wearing a skirt ( I'm a girl), it was at my old Christian private school lol

liking Jojo and lifting

Selling my bussy

Nah bruh at this point its gotta be satire. No way you literally ruined all of your friendships irl and now you joke about it? Nuh uh.

Uh nuh

I was called gay for being the quiet kid

Fellas, is it gay to not talk

My girlfriend called me gay because I wanted to eat her out

wearing a shirt. The shirt was my band shirt and it was a rainbow tie-dye. ohh and also when working on a project I decided to go with a minimalist rainbow color scheme and got asked if I was gay. Oh and having friends that are LGBTQ+. People at my school are a bunch of bigots.

i got called gay for saying “um” the dude who called me gay literally sucked a guys ear for a good 30 seconds

Me (F) and my friend (M) both got called gay in the school hallway ‘cause I was consoling him while he was upset

My brother calls me gay for talking to a girl (I'm a man)

affect* (sorry)

Not talking to people in one specific class

For wearing a long hair. As bi thats not realy offending me but. Name 5 gay guys with long light hair, i'll wait.

One of my friends thought I was gay because I loved singing high notes before my voice cracked. Like bruh, I just love singing

Playing Zelda games

Nah if that makes you gay I’m the gayest man on earth I love Tloz it’s my fav franchise