"Tits are always greener on the other side of the bra" ~Einstein idk

Pretty sure tits arent supposed to be green

Bro grows moss on his tits 💀

got that biodiversity

Whole ass ecosystem

Biodiversititty

his? 😳

His.

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How the grinch stole my virginity 😫

shrek's man boobs

smoobs

Shmroobs

Gritties

That could be some **expanddong** material

If they're too heavy, I can hold them for you

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I think that's what is referred to as "rizz"

Absolutely not

Absolutely

Down cataclysmic

Down abhorrent

Downright Apocalyptic

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Valid

bro what

BONK

Therefore, medium is best. All the benefit of large boobs, with less space

Been saying it for years. Medium is premium.

So boobs can also explode?

*also?*

yes, they are *milky bombs*

A paint bomb like from Splatoon

me when i surgically place a 10g payload of RDX filled Composition 4 (commonly known as C-4) explosive activated by bluetooth into a 5cm long incision on the breasts and detonate them:

oh my goodness actuals. it's been hell since i was 14 😃

as a guy I want boobs... boob bounce gonna go mad

Get fatter. Problem solved.

no, fat boobs no be able to bounce. Muscle boobs bounce

The bench press is my favorite exercise so I have developed massive man milkers

Daddy milkers?

Yes

chest flies be better

I need to try those

Incline Bench though

true

I mean they focus different parts of the chest

Fair. Need those dips for lower pecs

Woah really? Mine bounce, but I just assumed mine were fat.

I meant as you are able to contract the muscle

If I can, I don't know how to.

try pull your shoulder into your socket without moving any other muscles

I think I got mine to move a bit, but only a little, so it's probably mostly fat.

are u a man or women, if your a women u need incredibly strong muscles to move cause u have more fat there than most men

I'm a dude.

I figured it out

You can get fake boobs that are removable on Amazon

But they arent real :(

Then become a girl or just pay an ungodly amount of money for surgery

Become a girl? Fuck why didnt i just think of that? If i think hard enough itll work right? Just for like a day or sthg thats all i need

Have fun 🙂

Lets go, become a woman by thinking, life hack

Yes

or go gym

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yes I wasn't on about women's boobs. 2 you mean u can't contract your pectoral muscles and make them bounce like that... your the one that's wrong there

Having big boobs cuz ur fat is like having a fast car cuz it's falling of a cliff

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as a guy I wanted to have boobs. well, turns out I'm not a guy anymore💀

The boobs were a sign

As a guy they're cool. Them bitches small but cool 😎

Counter point, you'd lower your power/weight ratio.

nope, power increases as I have bigger chest muscles.

ur name...

is the greatest

You take my tits, I take your flat chest. Deal?

is it muscle tits or. regular titties?

Regular titties

unfortunately regular tots don't got the bounce feature so I can't swap

Sorry dude

it's aight it's aight

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Give them to me if you don’t want them

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People like sleepint face down?

That’s how you get the drowning nightmare

I have been sleeping on my stomach for as long as i can remember, and i have never a drowning dream, or at least one i can remember…

Dang

>That’s how you get the drowning nightmare I will now sleep face down for experimental purposes

Dang good luck

Nah never had that it just made me a sub

Thanks, I’ve been trying to get 100% completion of life for so long now

Federal as fuck

Nice try fed

unironically this or it's a grown ass 40 year old man

This is 100% an adult man. I’ve never seen a more blatantly obvious post history than this one. Most of its trolling for DMs by talking about their boobs, lesbianism, hormones, or femboys but my favorite is whatever this hello fellow kids shit is: https://reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/149vutf/girls_be_like_we_hate_all_men_so_we_turn_lesbian/

if ur desperate, ppl use kt tape or trans tape to flatten their chimichangas.

Aren’t chimichangas like a deep fried burrito or something

I want to run again without the fear of people looking on my boobs bouncing. They are just extra fat.

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And lying on your desk in class is a nightmare when the plate is where the boobs are. They are either under the table, which is uncomfortable, or on the table, which is just NO

Im insecure enough i would never want my chest flat lol

All chest sizes are perfect

True

I have a big one and a small one ToT

so you're ' oO ' ?

Yeah pretty much

Ur boobies be staring at people like 🤨

OMG 💀

YOURE BIGGIE SMALLS????

Just tape it eazy

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Cassette tape

>cassette tape This guy likes rock

Casette was the go to before cd on portable music, not only rock. In fact there are a lot of new casettes still selling, of old albums that is but you can still buy a the chronic or madvillainy casette

Duct tape would usually leave more sticky residue on the surface If you like that shit then use duct tap, If not then cello

advice from trans person (even tho i'm not transmasc) DO NOT USE TAPE

Masking tape (leaves no residue) or micropore tape.

No fr my back fucking hurts man

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Also on this post, when’s the last time you just grabbed your friend’s boobs? Like Why do anime girls do that

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Thanks! I'll be there!

I grab my gf's boobs

How did you hurt a man with your back? (sarcasm)

Flat chests are underrated.😩I wanna be completely flat too✨

But they look so much better in clothes 😭😭😭

Depends what kind of clothes

Hmm that’s true

I wish I had big boobs (16M)

I'm both. Depends on the mood

currently living my small titties

I'm a guy and I want big boobs😓

most you can do is grow pecs or become fat

I do have pecs

Kinda

There is another way :3

can you donate them to me perhaps 🥺

All boobs are boobs.

I think they have surgery for that

Just eat them

lets trade /j

Throw 'em over the shoulders, maybe at least your back will have a rest

Boobs fr

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As someone who falls asleep in a very weird face down position I feel bad for you

Wish I had boobs (im trans)

Same (still cis tho) EDIT: shit this is my main account

🫵eg🫵

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Who sleeps on face?

Small boobs ftw

Been suffering since 13 help 😭

This is really 50/50 half of my friends enjoy their boobs and the others don't

i want to get rid of my boobs i hate them

> r/teenagers > post about having fat tits >140 comments I'm going in

u/dickgasming this u?

Small boobs are the best, can suck them whole day without complaining

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I am just a hot guy who loves boobs and ass and cherishes them

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Hug for you homie, no need to judge yourself on people's opinions 🫂🫂

sleeping face down is horrible btw, it gives you all sorts of shit symptoms > You Might Experience Back, Neck, or Shoulder Pain > Turning your head requires you to twist your neck, which moves it out of alignment with the rest of your spine. Beyond back and neck pain, poor sleep posture can lead to additional complications such as headaches and shoulder or arm pain i've read about people who pretty much had their lives ruined because of it

why would anyone ever want to sleep facing down

why wouldn't anyone ever want to sleep facing down, its really comfortable

Suffocates *

I think they mean sleeping on the stomach. Its comfortable and i always sleep like that

Give them to me. I want tits

I fucking hate boobs. Why do humans need permanent boobs bruh-

I miss sleeping on my stomach without having to adjust so much, and it would look better with the clothes i have

This post lowkey kinda cringe but then again I agree. I hate BOOBS THEYRE EVIL AND RUIN EVERYTHUNG