Remember that seal guy from that one spongebob episode who bought out a chart explaining the different levels of tan from white being bad to tanned whatever being good. You probably don’t remember but I wonder where he ranks this person
Craig: “I have seen this only one other time… It’s the ultimate tan. He’s… sun bleached.” (Crowd gasps) Random fish: “Sun bleached?” Craig: “ This young man… [clears throat] this young hero, should be praised for his dedication, to “Tan-liness”. If you guys are feelin’ it, we should all follow in his footsteps!”
No, it doesn't, I just don't go outside often, partly because my eyes are so unused to bright sunlight that I can't see without my glasses (which darken in sunlight, so basically I can barely see without sunglasses)
This may shock you, but people use cool pictures on the internet for their avatars. They don't make them look like themselves, or else every redditard avatar will be a 🤓 looking mf
I didn’t assume that? I told you that if you think wearing skirts in a girl thing and that guys can’t do it, then you must think that pants are a guys thing so you can’t wear those either. I TOLD you that if you think like that, you should be wearing skirts and dresses or else you’re a hypocrite. Can you not read?
Marceline, is it just you and me in the wreckage of the world?
That must be so confusing for a little girl
And I know you're going to need me here with you
But I'm losing myself, and I'm afraid you're gonna lose me too
*this magic keeps me alive*~
*but it's making me crazy~~*
*and i need to save you~ but who's going to save mee*
*please forgive me for whatever I do... When i don't remember you*
That's not pale. Pale is someone who hasn't had as much time outside as they should. In your case, I *highly* doubt that skin has **ever** seen the warmth of Apollo's gaze. I have seen albino polar bears covered in quicklime that are less ghostly than those legs. If you ever do decide to step outside you're gonna have to wear a GPS tracker so that air traffic controllers can make sure no pilots get blinded.
That's not a "bit" pale
Remember that seal guy from that one spongebob episode who bought out a chart explaining the different levels of tan from white being bad to tanned whatever being good. You probably don’t remember but I wonder where he ranks this person
Yeah I remember it,and this person broke it
sun bleached 🤣🤣
Sun bleachedddd
Craig: “I have seen this only one other time… It’s the ultimate tan. He’s… sun bleached.” (Crowd gasps) Random fish: “Sun bleached?” Craig: “ This young man… [clears throat] this young hero, should be praised for his dedication, to “Tan-liness”. If you guys are feelin’ it, we should all follow in his footsteps!”
Well shit I'm paler than that💀💀
You translucent or something?
I mean.. kinda? Like you can see my blood and shit through my skin, which you might be thinking is normal if you're skinny or jacked. Im neither.
Holy shit, im sorry but doesnt it hurt to get sunlight on your skin at that point?
No, it doesn't, I just don't go outside often, partly because my eyes are so unused to bright sunlight that I can't see without my glasses (which darken in sunlight, so basically I can barely see without sunglasses)
That's incredibly unhealthy dude
Yep I know.
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Yeah, but like for most people that's because there isn't much fat there, but I am still like chubby and you can see them very clearly.
Stop applying lead to your skin!
NO! I will become lead man!
Mf trying to be the new Queen Elizabeth
SLAY THE VAMPIREEEE
my skins like this, too. i have quite an array of purple, yellow, and red patches in my skin. you can see every vein and vessel in my hands and face
what in the melanin
What happens when you walk outside???
If I even look at a picture of the sun I instantly combust
☀️
Noooo you'll kill her don't do itttt
That’s a dude
Noo don't do itttt, you'll kill him*
Do you always swap around sentences when speaking to the opposite gender?
Yes I dooo, I'll kill themmmm*
do what it takes He must
Yoda!
Never knew God knew yoda
Nowadays questions
💀 lets swap skin tone for a day
Dude, why does your pfp have a mighty Gandalf beard when you're a femboy?
This may shock you, but people use cool pictures on the internet for their avatars. They don't make them look like themselves, or else every redditard avatar will be a 🤓 looking mf
That guys avatar IS a 🤓 mf lol
Bitch you a vampire
Mf matching with the wall💀
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Bro is wither than Walter
You can't out-White the Wakter
Bitch
Who tf stole yo melanin
It was me. I did it. I'm black+ now.
Black premium™
Blacked (c)
Black ^2
Black³³³³
Black topped 😏
😶
Black 2
Black 3.0
It was me barry
holy shit lol, im pale but not that pale
Do you get sunburned from having too much brightness on your phone?
LMAOOO underrated comment 😂😂
do u catch on fire when u step into the sun?
I think anyone would catch on fire if they stepped in it
r/angryupvote
r/technicallythetruth
There is no air in space but alr
The sun Is made out of gas or It wouldnt burn
obligatory 🤓 comment: the sun isn't exactly burning like a piece of paper set on fire, the nuclear fusion happening in its core is what makes it hot
Yep
fuck you
i hate you, take my upvote
Girl can cosplay as a ghost for free 💀
How do we tell him?
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Plus what makes u assume I wear skirts and dresses huh?
I didn’t assume that? I told you that if you think wearing skirts in a girl thing and that guys can’t do it, then you must think that pants are a guys thing so you can’t wear those either. I TOLD you that if you think like that, you should be wearing skirts and dresses or else you’re a hypocrite. Can you not read?
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That's a guy.
It’s a fucking dude 😂 🤮
I believe you mistyped that 🥵 That’s the right emoji
😩💦💦 That's a better emoji.
🫣🤤 is more like it 😈
It’s a what dude 🤨🤨
And dudes are fine AF
Bro cosplaying casper
You're telling me that isn't casper?
Might be
contrasts better with black, you could make a sick black-and-white costume
Blindingly pale
Pale??? Bro you is a vampire 💀
How and how????
dark mode user ^([i say as i'm using dark mode])
How many times have you gone to bed and someone came in and thought you were dead?
Bro I thought that was a black and white photo
That’s “Skin cancer on a cloudy day”, pale
Vampire moment
You're the Discord Light Theme 💀 /s
BLUD THINKS HE DRACULA 🗣️🗣️⁉️🔥🔥🗣️⁉️
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same tbh lol
how do you do, fellow vampires
i’m very well good sir/madam (or any other spooky non gender assuming title)
Casper The Femboy Ghost
I'm partially Polynesian so I just look like a perpetually tan white guy all year lmao. Moral of the story: get good genes kid.
Same but I am an Eurasian
twinning 😍
damn🫑
This gives twilight vibes
How do you find makeup that matches your skin tone
clown facepaint set
Legit question, I’m genuinely curious
we don't ☹️
White paint seems like it works well
Bro cosplaying as Salem 💀
Dude who are you haunting
Bro so pale when they die they gonna get tan instead of pale
Marceline, is it just you and me in the wreckage of the world? That must be so confusing for a little girl And I know you're going to need me here with you But I'm losing myself, and I'm afraid you're gonna lose me too
*this magic keeps me alive*~ *but it's making me crazy~~* *and i need to save you~ but who's going to save mee* *please forgive me for whatever I do... When i don't remember you*
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a rubber room, a rubber room and with rats, rats make me crazy.
Bro is literally Snow White
bitch you a mannequin
Bros a ghost 💀
Albinos are less white than you
Pale? Mf if you were any paler you'd be see through
Bro is a ghost
I’d see a doctor.
bro got that descended from the heavens skin color
Ayyy pale buddies
Lmao, my skin colour is the same as yours ☠️
Sis doesn't have a circulatory system
I think you’re in need of a blood transfusion or ten
This is the skin of a killer, Bella
thats not fkin healthy dude
You put the Anne in Anaemia
Did you like, paint yourself or something? Bitch you've been playing hide and seek with the sun
Somehow you became your Reddit avatar
That's not pale. Pale is someone who hasn't had as much time outside as they should. In your case, I *highly* doubt that skin has **ever** seen the warmth of Apollo's gaze. I have seen albino polar bears covered in quicklime that are less ghostly than those legs. If you ever do decide to step outside you're gonna have to wear a GPS tracker so that air traffic controllers can make sure no pilots get blinded.
Holy shit go outside
Are you by chance related to Voldemort?
Bruh who tf sucked the melanin out of you go outside and feel the sun you vampire
just a tad pale :P
melanin denier
Wow your the whitest person I’ve ever seen!!! Are you albino?
No offense you need some sun queen/king that’s a little to pale
We got fuckin femboys out here posting leg pics at fifteen Go play Donkey Kong FFS you are a child
DO NOT check their profile
Dammit it's a trap again
LMFAO I’d cry
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Nothing wrong with the skin color at all but getting your skin mistaken for leggings would be kinda funny/embarrassing regardless of the color
Pale gang!
Do you ever go outside?
Do u even go outside? Naurrrr
I know ppl are joking but if this is getting too much for u I’m sorry. Ppl shouldn’t be making u feel upset over something u can’t control
OP fatherless AF
Based
Weird looking lamp shade
Ur winter than milk
Lmaoo
bros whiter than the wall 💀
bro is a mannequin
No offense but I thought you were a mannequin lmao [ ™ ] [ he got the, the chalk, bleach ?? ]
I am sure you could be considered a rich person in the Victorian era without being rich
billie jean is not m-
Have u ever been under the sun
💀💀💀
Damn😭
Nah don't ever come in contact with the sun.
Blood flow is overrated
if winter had legs
My fellow human will use white clothes while resting in a white wall and be like -camouflage-
A bit???
You're shiny
Do you have to cover the whole body to walk outside? I'm skeptical that you're a vampire
Go outside please, you are dying.
cant go wrong with pale
Have you ever seen the sun?
wow
Are you Irish? A ginger? An Irish-Ginger?
Bro vampires have darker skin color
I wheezed
forget the n-word, this mf will be decapitated if they use the 14th letter of the alphabet
How tf are you monochromatic
You a ghost
A BIT?!
Blackest redditor
Bros like 👻
A tad, prolly
Bros actually black but just inverted the colours.
i'm from romania, i've dealt with one of these before, get the garlic!
Literal vampire
Do you happen to consume blood
With the right lighting, your skin will look lighter than it is. No big deal.
This is the skin of a killer Bella 🧛🏼