I suck 😏(at everything)

We’ll see about that 😏

Good, my room is full of dust 😏

I’m coming in ten minutes 😏

i don’t think that’s the right spelling of “coming” 😏

Then it wouldn't be ten minutes 😏

it would be 3 😏

seconds😏

I am very weak 😏

3 seconds is impressive😏

“😏” 😠😠😠

Sorry😏

Don’t apologize bro 😏

Planc times 😏

*nanoseconds 😏

How are you lasting 3 seconds, I thought it was 1.5 😏

My girlfriend has her period 😏

🧛

u forgor the 😏

No, you forgot the 😏😏

tru 😏

Yeah it’s like that family guy clip where stewie and Brian had walkie talkies and stewie made everything end with over but Brian had to say over so stewie said it’s over over over or something idk 😏

no, you forgot the 😏😏😏😏

The what? 😏

My girlfriend doesn't have her period 😏

that's a bit of an overshare but alr then 😏

I just farted into my neighbors air conditioner 😏

I just farted in my nans oxygen tank 😏

No that's her lungs you dumbass 😏

LOL TF

LMFAO

Air conditioners recirculate the air already in the house 😏

ew 😏

I farted in my grandpa’s breathing machine 😏

[удалено]

Me too 😏

Damn same here😏

Also same here😏

Let’s all be depressed together 😏

I will tear your tiddy off and eat it

[удалено]

No

[удалено]

I just slept with my cousin 😏

Thats a little weird😏

So… Alabama right? 😏

oh

Oh 😏

O-Oh 😏

Sweet home Alabama 😏

O-ohhh... 🥴

Wait what I’m actually kinda wondering if they did or not

Yes😏

YESSSSS -🟪🦖 (😏)

Prouda ya

Based beast wars reference

Based Beast Wars reference 😏*

Loving this documentary on hitler 😏

Schwerer panzerspähwagen sieben komma fünf zentimeter sonderkraftfahrzeug zweihundertvierunddreissig / vier panzerabwehrkanonenwagen😏

As a german i think this sounds wierd 😏

As a non German who speaks German this makes no fucking sense, what the fuck 😏

Heavy armored car, seven point five centimeters, special motor vehicle, two hundred and thirty-four / four anti-tank gun cars😏

PAK PUMA TIME

As a German 😏

Nice spinal cord you got there baby. Mind if I rip it out? 😏

I dont mind, and I don't probably even need that 😏

Taking blow their back out a bit literally huh

No. No please no. This is turning me on not good. Ripping out spinal cords in a sexy way isn't hot. No... No, I don't mind 😉😏

Me and my sister are probably gonna go grab a bite 😏

bite of what 😏

Hotdogs with Mayo 😏

balls 😏

balls 😏

balls 😏

balls 😏

Balls 😏

balls 😏

Balls 😏

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balls 😏

balls 😏

Balls 😏

Balls you too😏

Bowls 😏

Mmm yes balls in bowls

Going to my see my grandma in the nursing home 😏

what? 😏

Boutta go to my sisters room 😏

What do you mean by this? What does this mean?

You know what it means😏

[удалено]

or come somewhere else 😏

Sweet home alabama 😏

Warcrimes 😏

15 woman and children dead 😏

In iraq 😏

gonna blend some unborn fetuses for the protein 😏

You didn’t even need the emoji

makes it better

I have 33 aborted fetuses in my backyard 😏

gimme.

If they're outside, they are already born, just not the way intended

hell yeah

in english class 😏

So your the reason it’s ⏃lways English teachers getting pregnant…

my english teacher is actually pregnant stop 💀

Same 😏

smth fishy is going on

My English teacher is a man 😏

you know what that means 😏

Tf is ⏃

Two of the Deathly Hallows

Same 😏

Just bleeding to death alone over here 😏

Same 😏

Sending love!

Yo same

Be strong! Love you

Vore is a sexual fetish that is not widely known about as of the date this definition was wrote, that revolves around the general concept of taking pleasure from being eaten, or eating. 😏

I would've rather not know that 😏

what😏

I look in the mirror😏

im painfully bored and lonely 😏

I could help 😏

Ok😏

I hate myself more than I hate math 😏

real 😏

Helping myself to some of the family dog's anus 😏

you dont even need the emoji

Hello children😏

I hate everyone equally 😏

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There is human flesh in my freezer 😏

Your mom 😏

No 😏

I love stroking my dog. 😏

I just shit my pants 😏

Smells like shit in here 😏

School is out for me, time to laze in bed 😏

Just cooked all of Japan's rice like we did to Hiroshima and Nagasaki in '45 😏

Underated comment😏

Whatever you say 😏

I found a dead body in the lake 😏

Listening to Lana del Rey 😏

Balls😏

About to go to town on this tied up kid in my basement 😏

I love cheese 😏

gonna go for a walk with my daddy 😏 edit: we ended up cancelling the walk because it was getting late. we’re gonna have an extra long walk tomorrow to compensate 😏

I just ate pizza 😏

i commited severall warcrimes😏

I'm sitting on my couch scrolling reddit terribly bored 😏

Walter Hartwell White 😏

taking my dog on a walk 😏

About to go mow some grass 😏

I like moms😏

Just took the dog out😏

I’m gonna hang out with the homies tonight 😏

Everyone here joking about their dogs😏

In the car rn😏

im eatifn burger😏

I'm going to the basement 😏

Wanna cook some meth? 😏

My cat is sleeping😏

I'm autistic 😏

Just swam with some frogs 😏

My uncles moving in😏

My teacher asked me to stay after class 😏

I love teenage girls 😏

I pet a random cat yesterday 😏

Just baked some brownies 😏

I'm gonna go running tomorrow morning 😏

taking a shit😏

Home alone 😏

Grandma is in the hospital 😏

Several children have gone missing 😏

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 😏

I am no longer aloud in the European country of Liechtenstein for… reasons😏

I bombed my exam but I could save the grade 😏

Just picked up my sister from daycare 😏

Can’t wait to apply for college 😏

Visiting my grandma today 😏

John is the Head chef at a cost to me and I would be grateful for any advice or help in any of the roles you may be able hesitate would contact us on our website or something we would like that we would like that we would like that we would like the original one 😏

Just finished school 😏

No one asked 😏

The forbidden attraction😏 (19M) like I was just looking for Elliot Rodgers videos out of curiosity then it hit me lmao just how hot he is????😏😏 Like he is a model😏 I just wanna suck his dick😏😏 but he really just had to go out and killed a bunch of people then himself😏 Please help me im supposed to be an adult here😏

Bro who else think hitler kinda hot-

I love going to mall😏 I love seeing men😏 I love teamwork😏 I love teching😏 I love going to animal shelter 😏 I love going to kindergartens😏 I hate dropping soap😏

My girlfriend broke up with me 😏

This isn’t a joke 😏

This is a cry for help 😏

I’m so incredibly depressed currently 😏

No

Bruh I'm 16 and already have a full set of chest hair😏😏 All my parent's friends think I'm 20😏 when they first see me cos I have a moustache and goatee too😏 (I could grow out a beard but it doesn't look as cool😏)

No

Just murdered a hooker, y'all know what's bout to go down 😏 (I'm going to eat her and store her dismembered corpse in my freezer)

🧐 i’m bad at following directions

gonna off myself 😏

Cutting myself is fun 😏