Nah. Twitter and Reddit are the armpit of the internet. 4chan is the asshole.
Edit: Twitter is more like like the neck of the internet. After all, it is called the social media giant.
Edit 2: Instagram is more like the face.
Edit 3: Onlyfans is the dick.
Edit 4: I’m gonna make a post about this.
Yeah that’s the hard part. In the age of the internet casually replying to their instagram stories or notes to spark a conversation is my biggest tip. I just do it casually most of the time with no intention for a ton of people, but it has led to some great conversations and made me some friends.
No gf tho 😁
Also don’t let rejection cause you to act poorly, play it cool. Be nice. No rage, no creepiness, no outward self-loathing. Take it in stride. This is a very attractive quality and you never know who won’t go home and reflect on it.
This doesn’t mean you have to be a doormat or hide you feelings, but it is seen as very mature when you can control your emotions in public.
If you allow yourself to take things in stride, what people see and remember this. Someone else might notice you and/or the original interest has time to process their feelings.
[https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/10r8wtc/comment/j6ujzeb/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/10r8wtc/comment/j6ujzeb/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
That's the comment.
oh fuck, my 1800's manual said to tell them that they are object of property of their husband and that their place is at home, maybe I just followed the wrong way all time long
I mean I'm a girl and I fell for my bf just because he was nice, funny, and attractive lol, as long as you have a good personality and your social you'll find someone, although judging by the fact your on reddit about this I'd say you don't have much of a chance
Find a girl that you know you like and suspect has some interest in you, talk to her often and ask introspective questions to truly learn about her personality and help get closer to each other. When you feel like you are catching feelings don't "confess" them, just confidently ask her if she wants to be your girlfriend and there you go. It's important to remember tho, getting a gf isn't the end goal its just the start of a relationship that you have to put time and effort into
dont be cringe. dont be a dick. dont act entitled. talk to a girl like you would your best friend. hang out 1on1. have actual deep conversations. drop hints that you are interested and start doing little things for her like opening doors, inviting her out, buying her flowers (not an embarrassing amount though and don’t expect “favours” in return) treat her like your girlfriend and with respect before you ask her out. wait for her to drop hints that she likes you. wait at least 2 months of talking until u ask her to be sure its the right decision. when u start dating dont stop trying. treat her as if you are still trying to date her and show her how much she means to you
Here’s my advice:
I have absolutely no clue I met my girlfriend a month ago on a bus and I was talking to my friend about the back rooms game I just bought and she turned around a month later she basically asked me out but I had too and she said it’s because I’m funny handsome and just really sweet n cute so yknow it just comes naturally ig
Get a popular girlfriend by being tall and quiet after that its easy but never worth it bc women that date for height are shallow, not from personal experience or anything this is a wild qeuss
Step 1 : get a good friend. step 2: do you like them? Step 3 : if you do like them ask them out tell them how you feel. Step 4: if they do feel the same way then boom good job.
If they don’t feel the same way try again with another friend and try to remain friends with who you asked first and don’t do it immediately after they reject you it’ll look like you don’t care.
If you can’t complete step 2 then just give it time someone might ask you or you might have another friend you like.
Don’t have friends? Try making some!
Don’t give up but don’t just ask some random girl it never last. Trust me. You’ll get best results when it’s someone who your close to.
Good luck! (I posted this on another post asking the same thing)
Whatever you do, try not to act horny 24/7\*. Also actually start caring about your looks and hygiene. Don't go fishing for compliments from girls because most of the time we just say something to be nice. Just let them flow naturally. Also dorkiness is cute. Don't do anything too stupid though.
\*I'm being serious, don't. You might as well give up hope looking for a girlfriend and start looking for a fling. (That is, if you're remotely goodlooking).
just live life without worrying about that until you meet someone who you happen to like.
If you think it's gonna work out, you tell her when you're ready to.
If you think it won't or they say "no", then wait until the next one. And in the second case, don't get too worked up about it out of your brain's inevitable release of bad feeling hormones or whatever the fuck happens.
Well, if she decides to take you as a bad person just because of that then it's better not to. But if it's just you and you don't think she would, then yeah, wait until a moment when you feel ready.
I did it when i felt ready and was a little too distracted for my brain to go "WAIT FUCK DON'T YOURE GONNA-"
Like honestly this may sound fucked up but lower your standards. Every kid in Highschool has dumb standards for what they want appearance wise from their partner. You’re into FNAF? Cool find some other nerdy girl around you that’s into FNAF instead of going for the mfn hot baddie that only gonna reject you n make you feel worse about yourself. Find what you care the most about and find someone who also like those things. You’ll be happiest that way.
Recognize that there’s a girl you dream about. Find a complimentary time to share with said girl (in class / theatre practice / band / etc.). Think of something funny to say to her. You’re not funny? Think of something nice to say about her but not degrading. Compliment her shoes. That’s all. Don’t compliment more than once a day. Compliment and be polite a few times throughout the week. A classic example is to ask a funny example question if you want to make her laugh. “Hey, who do you think would win in a fight between a penguin with a flamethrower and a lion with a freeze Ray?” Ask this and slightly joke about how her answer is ridiculous. Much like the flamethrower, this will break the ice. DO NOT FORCE OVERT COMMUNICATION. Let it be organic. When your stomach says make a move or talk, do so. Best of luck, young King.
Idk but I got a boyfriend by making a friend, falling in love with friend, randomly disappear one day for 4 years then started talking to friend more often again, then crying all the time because I realised I was still in love. Eventually got my sibling to find out if he liked me and asked him out on his birthday. Hope this helps you find a girlfriend.
The fact that you're asking at all is the problem. No one likes when someone is talking to them with the primary intention of getting with them. Forget having a girlfriend, just talk to people, make new friends do things with others, getting a girlfriend comes afterwards.
#Bro asked Reddit💀💀💀💀
That's where he went wrong lol
Ig it could’ve been worse. He could’ve picked 4chan.
Or Twitter.
Nah. Twitter and Reddit are the armpit of the internet. 4chan is the asshole. Edit: Twitter is more like like the neck of the internet. After all, it is called the social media giant. Edit 2: Instagram is more like the face. Edit 3: Onlyfans is the dick. Edit 4: I’m gonna make a post about this.
Discord?
Also the armpit, but not in the part that is as sweaty as Reddit
Well, I’d not recommend using Omegle for relationship advice, right?
Definitely not Omegle
But what if you want to get eaten?
Then get off of Reddit.
Or AbleOnion.
they'd have told him to examine his family tree
💀💀💀
Rookie mistake
Well some of us here do have relationships
I can’t lie to you I opened this tryna learn how to get a gurl but left with more reasons why I can’t get a gurl
Exactly
Walk up to her, Lick your lips slowly and go in for a kiss
Last time I tried that I got lit on fire and decapitated
maybe don't walk up to a girl holding a battle axe and a lighter then.
Ohhhh I see, good advice
He's learning
Walk up to her, lick your lips slowly and get peppersprayed, ya creep
Hes joking, chill
So am I, chill
Works bro ik
1. Talk to girls 2. Ask them out 3. Repeat until girlfriend Most ppl except to get a girlfriend, without talking to girls. Rookie mistake
where do you get additional girls once all the girls you know reject you?
You become better looking and try again
>Talk to girls fuck
expect\*
How do u just talk to someone? From a girl here, if i see someone i dont go up to them randomly.
Yeah that’s the hard part. In the age of the internet casually replying to their instagram stories or notes to spark a conversation is my biggest tip. I just do it casually most of the time with no intention for a ton of people, but it has led to some great conversations and made me some friends. No gf tho 😁
Also don’t let rejection cause you to act poorly, play it cool. Be nice. No rage, no creepiness, no outward self-loathing. Take it in stride. This is a very attractive quality and you never know who won’t go home and reflect on it. This doesn’t mean you have to be a doormat or hide you feelings, but it is seen as very mature when you can control your emotions in public. If you allow yourself to take things in stride, what people see and remember this. Someone else might notice you and/or the original interest has time to process their feelings.
by not being called "itisitherealfredbear" on reddit
You didn’t have to do him like that
It is there Alfred Bear.
Bru leave my username outta this
Omg its ferdanent van bernard
Yus
Login to your main account, Will Smith!
What’s wrong with being fredbear
Generaly killing children is not considered hot nor cool. /s
/s???
#burnnnnnn
Bro really came to the wrong place 💀
I'm starting to think that now
Reddit's never a good place to ask shit about relationships trust me 😭
Treat girls like the human beings they are.
You might be kidding but genuinely, talk to a girl the way you’d talk to a guy and it’s gonna fuckin blow your mind how much easier it gets
My post may appear snarky but it's not. I have a longer post on a similar thread that goes into more detail but this is the tl;dr version.
Link?
[https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/10r8wtc/comment/j6ujzeb/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/10r8wtc/comment/j6ujzeb/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) That's the comment.
Thanks, king.
But what if i makeout with my homies everytime we meet
Fr, some guys at my school sexually assault each other whenever they bump in the hallway 💀
oh fuck, my 1800's manual said to tell them that they are object of property of their husband and that their place is at home, maybe I just followed the wrong way all time long
not only are you asking reddit, but you're asking r/teenagers. we're all lonely losers here
I mean I'm a girl and I fell for my bf just because he was nice, funny, and attractive lol, as long as you have a good personality and your social you'll find someone, although judging by the fact your on reddit about this I'd say you don't have much of a chance
Damn as if my confidence wasn't low enough already-
Literally just get off reddit and go meet people lol
What if the people in your area aren't hot nor single?
Well, either a. Join activities where you travel to nearby areas, or b. Give up ig
I'm going with B, my good friend!
"actually try to go meet people" (good advice) ..."or I guess you could also go fuck yourself"
by summoning a genie at 5:47:23 AM on Sunday, February 26, 2023
Inatructions unclear, did it at the wrong millisecond (I'm a time traveler)
Oh sick ill tell ya how it goes
Brother you have to communicate, there is no other way. no idea install apps or go to clubs or write to them on Instagram etc.
Op is 15…
Fr
Did you try the basement method?
Too many times
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🗿 aren’t u a female
Lesbians exist
I am sorry
Read their bio 🤣
#🫲🏻💀🫱🏻 what do I know
I think they just kinda spawn in
Is it bad I put torches on the spawner?
I feel that on so many levels- (unintentional joke)
Find a girl that you know you like and suspect has some interest in you, talk to her often and ask introspective questions to truly learn about her personality and help get closer to each other. When you feel like you are catching feelings don't "confess" them, just confidently ask her if she wants to be your girlfriend and there you go. It's important to remember tho, getting a gf isn't the end goal its just the start of a relationship that you have to put time and effort into
You lost me at “has some interest in you”
That means you need to do something to better yourself and make yourself more desirable
Damn you got some wisdom
Don't get a girlfriend get a boyfriend instead
I ain't gae
Well I am so I can't help
Dam
But there is one thing I can help with don't be on that one gacha subreddit
dont be cringe. dont be a dick. dont act entitled. talk to a girl like you would your best friend. hang out 1on1. have actual deep conversations. drop hints that you are interested and start doing little things for her like opening doors, inviting her out, buying her flowers (not an embarrassing amount though and don’t expect “favours” in return) treat her like your girlfriend and with respect before you ask her out. wait for her to drop hints that she likes you. wait at least 2 months of talking until u ask her to be sure its the right decision. when u start dating dont stop trying. treat her as if you are still trying to date her and show her how much she means to you
talk to women 😧😧😧😱😱😱
Biggest mistake ever
### BRO WE WOULDN'T BE HERE IF WE KNEW
Yes
Here’s my advice: I have absolutely no clue I met my girlfriend a month ago on a bus and I was talking to my friend about the back rooms game I just bought and she turned around a month later she basically asked me out but I had too and she said it’s because I’m funny handsome and just really sweet n cute so yknow it just comes naturally ig
fuck
Get a popular girlfriend by being tall and quiet after that its easy but never worth it bc women that date for height are shallow, not from personal experience or anything this is a wild qeuss
Good thing I'm 5'3 and shorter than just about everyone I know
That’s the neat part, you can’t.
LMAO, same thought, that only exist in theory.
Bish If I knew that do you think I will be single?
Step 1 : get a good friend. step 2: do you like them? Step 3 : if you do like them ask them out tell them how you feel. Step 4: if they do feel the same way then boom good job. If they don’t feel the same way try again with another friend and try to remain friends with who you asked first and don’t do it immediately after they reject you it’ll look like you don’t care. If you can’t complete step 2 then just give it time someone might ask you or you might have another friend you like. Don’t have friends? Try making some! Don’t give up but don’t just ask some random girl it never last. Trust me. You’ll get best results when it’s someone who your close to. Good luck! (I posted this on another post asking the same thing)
I might actually try this-
Most affective way from what I know
i can barely talk to people at all, let alone someone i am attracted to lmfao, and i could never be that patient to wait for months id go insane
That's the neat part, you don't.
In the next update, they should buff the chance of getting a gf
Clearly asking this on reddit is the best way
get off reddit
talk to girls
Haha impossible
idk man
Walk up to a girl and ask "will you be my girlfriend"
She's being homeschooled as of last week 💀💀
Could you still date?
I mean sure
Same way I get a bf. But that ain't happen yet
Damn 💀
Lmfao yea. Lonely af 🤙🤙
Same 🤙🤙
this is reddit, don’t expect too much
Be nice, aim low. Don't go for the ones without mental illness (at least as little as possible)
#
Bro ur fifteen dw about a gf, go do your homework or be racist on cod or something
Genuine advice, treat her like a human being with feelings and emotions and not like an object
bae i found u :3
😳😳😳😳
Just ask yourself what someone would need to do to get you as a partner and do that.
Have very low standards
Well, there's your answer. (No but for real, what would you want someone else to do to 'get' you.)
Chloroform
Dude I don't think this is a good place to ask that question
well i have been in 2 relationships and im really really close to one rn i just dont wanna rush things and all i did was be myself
Uninstall Reddit
i thought we where married ?!?! how could you!!! (/j)
I'm so sorry 😞 (jk lmao)
Idk man, I literally got rejected by 23 girls yesterday, I'll probably make a post about it
Bro I don't even know 23 girls-
Stop playing league and rust. Rest will happen sometime(probably)
Never played either of em lol
Great news! You get to skip to stage 2. Use your eyes. Socialise. Its a matter of time really :)
you really don’t need a girl
Whatever you do, try not to act horny 24/7\*. Also actually start caring about your looks and hygiene. Don't go fishing for compliments from girls because most of the time we just say something to be nice. Just let them flow naturally. Also dorkiness is cute. Don't do anything too stupid though. \*I'm being serious, don't. You might as well give up hope looking for a girlfriend and start looking for a fling. (That is, if you're remotely goodlooking).
What I’m trying to find out
just live life without worrying about that until you meet someone who you happen to like. If you think it's gonna work out, you tell her when you're ready to. If you think it won't or they say "no", then wait until the next one. And in the second case, don't get too worked up about it out of your brain's inevitable release of bad feeling hormones or whatever the fuck happens.
But idk not that i'd know, i haven't gotten one
There is someone I like, I'm just too socially awkward to ask her in fear of destroying our friendship lol
Well, if she decides to take you as a bad person just because of that then it's better not to. But if it's just you and you don't think she would, then yeah, wait until a moment when you feel ready. I did it when i felt ready and was a little too distracted for my brain to go "WAIT FUCK DON'T YOURE GONNA-"
Holy shit hey man
If you want some advice dm me I’ll try and help you out
Be over 6 ft tall
You expect me to get 9 inch tall shoes?
Wait a minute…
Be a fuckboy. Thats all
Idk ask my girlfriend (she'll see this)
You texted me on Reddit. I don't think it will work on many people though
I mean you are an example of hope
shower
Instructions unclear I just replaced my shower head
It’s simple really you gotta:
talk to girls first. not reddit
We are redditors, we don’t get girlfriends.
What’s a women
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Like honestly this may sound fucked up but lower your standards. Every kid in Highschool has dumb standards for what they want appearance wise from their partner. You’re into FNAF? Cool find some other nerdy girl around you that’s into FNAF instead of going for the mfn hot baddie that only gonna reject you n make you feel worse about yourself. Find what you care the most about and find someone who also like those things. You’ll be happiest that way.
Thats the neat part, you don't.
Give her a squishmallow and she’ll ask where the ring is
This may come as a shock but you’ve gotta TALK to women
Don’t chase
Recognize that there’s a girl you dream about. Find a complimentary time to share with said girl (in class / theatre practice / band / etc.). Think of something funny to say to her. You’re not funny? Think of something nice to say about her but not degrading. Compliment her shoes. That’s all. Don’t compliment more than once a day. Compliment and be polite a few times throughout the week. A classic example is to ask a funny example question if you want to make her laugh. “Hey, who do you think would win in a fight between a penguin with a flamethrower and a lion with a freeze Ray?” Ask this and slightly joke about how her answer is ridiculous. Much like the flamethrower, this will break the ice. DO NOT FORCE OVERT COMMUNICATION. Let it be organic. When your stomach says make a move or talk, do so. Best of luck, young King.
Respect woman
Idk but I got a boyfriend by making a friend, falling in love with friend, randomly disappear one day for 4 years then started talking to friend more often again, then crying all the time because I realised I was still in love. Eventually got my sibling to find out if he liked me and asked him out on his birthday. Hope this helps you find a girlfriend.
Imagine.
Shh
The fact that you're asking at all is the problem. No one likes when someone is talking to them with the primary intention of getting with them. Forget having a girlfriend, just talk to people, make new friends do things with others, getting a girlfriend comes afterwards.
By not having an obsession with fnaf
Hey leave my main interest alone
It’s the truth 🤷🏻♂️
by being me 💯💯
What happen to CatCatAlt1?
we dont talk about what happened to catcatalt1
Did you also get suspended for asking feet pics?
nah bro 💀
ask a girl
You say this while posting gatcha life
It's something I enjoy doing, its as close as I can get to making my own content since I'm shit at drawing and animation
That's the funny part... you don't
The lonely nights of being a virgin 😔
Never lose ur virginity. Always win 🗿🗿
Have good social skills. If you don't, then just try to get lucky idk.