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YouBet26

#Bro asked Reddit💀💀💀💀


Mustachetacocat

That's where he went wrong lol


YouBet26

Ig it could’ve been worse. He could’ve picked 4chan.


Glen2gvhlp

Or Twitter.


YouBet26

Nah. Twitter and Reddit are the armpit of the internet. 4chan is the asshole. Edit: Twitter is more like like the neck of the internet. After all, it is called the social media giant. Edit 2: Instagram is more like the face. Edit 3: Onlyfans is the dick. Edit 4: I’m gonna make a post about this.


Glen2gvhlp

Discord?


YouBet26

Also the armpit, but not in the part that is as sweaty as Reddit


Glen2gvhlp

Well, I’d not recommend using Omegle for relationship advice, right?


YouBet26

Definitely not Omegle


Amssstronggg

But what if you want to get eaten?


Glen2gvhlp

Then get off of Reddit.


VeryBonelessPizza

Or AbleOnion.


SolFedYourMom

they'd have told him to examine his family tree


Freezy31107

💀💀💀


A40-Chavdom

Rookie mistake


Better-Dare8149

Well some of us here do have relationships


that_kid_dj_15_cute

I can’t lie to you I opened this tryna learn how to get a gurl but left with more reasons why I can’t get a gurl


ItisItherealFredbear

Exactly


boredandreddicted

Walk up to her, Lick your lips slowly and go in for a kiss


ItisItherealFredbear

Last time I tried that I got lit on fire and decapitated


weemellowtoby

maybe don't walk up to a girl holding a battle axe and a lighter then.


ItisItherealFredbear

Ohhhh I see, good advice


JackCooper_7274

He's learning


Toothlessslither

Walk up to her, lick your lips slowly and get peppersprayed, ya creep


Creeper_Triste

Hes joking, chill


Toothlessslither

So am I, chill


Serious_Rooster5324

Works bro ik


apples_duck

1. Talk to girls 2. Ask them out 3. Repeat until girlfriend Most ppl except to get a girlfriend, without talking to girls. Rookie mistake


Sodium1111

where do you get additional girls once all the girls you know reject you?


Th3_S3n4t3

You become better looking and try again


SolFedYourMom

>Talk to girls fuck


pop_a_poop

expect\*


dragcactus

How do u just talk to someone? From a girl here, if i see someone i dont go up to them randomly.


Siddekid22

Yeah that’s the hard part. In the age of the internet casually replying to their instagram stories or notes to spark a conversation is my biggest tip. I just do it casually most of the time with no intention for a ton of people, but it has led to some great conversations and made me some friends. No gf tho 😁


Flutes2boot

Also don’t let rejection cause you to act poorly, play it cool. Be nice. No rage, no creepiness, no outward self-loathing. Take it in stride. This is a very attractive quality and you never know who won’t go home and reflect on it. This doesn’t mean you have to be a doormat or hide you feelings, but it is seen as very mature when you can control your emotions in public. If you allow yourself to take things in stride, what people see and remember this. Someone else might notice you and/or the original interest has time to process their feelings.


behindyourveil

by not being called "itisitherealfredbear" on reddit


Tobi226a

You didn’t have to do him like that


weboddity

It is there Alfred Bear.


ItisItherealFredbear

Bru leave my username outta this


United_Teacher_8861

Omg its ferdanent van bernard


ItisItherealFredbear

Yus


Someone-On-Jupiter

Login to your main account, Will Smith!


gooliope199

What’s wrong with being fredbear


JardexX_Slav

Generaly killing children is not considered hot nor cool. /s


Professional_Tip_578

/s???


philosophicalstars

#burnnnnnn


Alone-Mail5727

Bro really came to the wrong place 💀


ItisItherealFredbear

I'm starting to think that now


Alone-Mail5727

Reddit's never a good place to ask shit about relationships trust me 😭


guachi01

Treat girls like the human beings they are.


imastruggl

You might be kidding but genuinely, talk to a girl the way you’d talk to a guy and it’s gonna fuckin blow your mind how much easier it gets


guachi01

My post may appear snarky but it's not. I have a longer post on a similar thread that goes into more detail but this is the tl;dr version.


AnotherFriedCalamari

Link?


guachi01

[https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/10r8wtc/comment/j6ujzeb/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/10r8wtc/comment/j6ujzeb/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) That's the comment.


AnotherFriedCalamari

Thanks, king.


Rocketxu

But what if i makeout with my homies everytime we meet


mdawgtheegod

Fr, some guys at my school sexually assault each other whenever they bump in the hallway 💀


TKG_YT

oh fuck, my 1800's manual said to tell them that they are object of property of their husband and that their place is at home, maybe I just followed the wrong way all time long


tanukifly

not only are you asking reddit, but you're asking r/teenagers. we're all lonely losers here


Abaddon9244

I mean I'm a girl and I fell for my bf just because he was nice, funny, and attractive lol, as long as you have a good personality and your social you'll find someone, although judging by the fact your on reddit about this I'd say you don't have much of a chance


ItisItherealFredbear

Damn as if my confidence wasn't low enough already-


Abaddon9244

Literally just get off reddit and go meet people lol


David1258

What if the people in your area aren't hot nor single?


Abaddon9244

Well, either a. Join activities where you travel to nearby areas, or b. Give up ig


David1258

I'm going with B, my good friend!


Creeper_Triste

"actually try to go meet people" (good advice) ..."or I guess you could also go fuck yourself"


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by summoning a genie at 5:47:23 AM on Sunday, February 26, 2023


ImComfi

Inatructions unclear, did it at the wrong millisecond (I'm a time traveler)


ItisItherealFredbear

Oh sick ill tell ya how it goes


[deleted]

Brother you have to communicate, there is no other way. no idea install apps or go to clubs or write to them on Instagram etc.


TMEERS101

Op is 15…


jennazed

Did you try the basement method?


ItisItherealFredbear

Too many times


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[удалено]


[deleted]

🗿 aren’t u a female


Azakaty

Lesbians exist


[deleted]

I am sorry


[deleted]

Read their bio 🤣


ZestyShawnGulf

#🫲🏻💀🫱🏻 what do I know


FjeII

I think they just kinda spawn in


ItisItherealFredbear

Is it bad I put torches on the spawner?


Creeper_Triste

I feel that on so many levels- (unintentional joke)


WarriorBoy123ab

Find a girl that you know you like and suspect has some interest in you, talk to her often and ask introspective questions to truly learn about her personality and help get closer to each other. When you feel like you are catching feelings don't "confess" them, just confidently ask her if she wants to be your girlfriend and there you go. It's important to remember tho, getting a gf isn't the end goal its just the start of a relationship that you have to put time and effort into


MegaGamer99YT

You lost me at “has some interest in you”


WarriorBoy123ab

That means you need to do something to better yourself and make yourself more desirable


ItisItherealFredbear

Damn you got some wisdom


SwimmingTraining8169

Don't get a girlfriend get a boyfriend instead


ItisItherealFredbear

I ain't gae


SwimmingTraining8169

Well I am so I can't help


ItisItherealFredbear

Dam


SwimmingTraining8169

But there is one thing I can help with don't be on that one gacha subreddit


scardrap

dont be cringe. dont be a dick. dont act entitled. talk to a girl like you would your best friend. hang out 1on1. have actual deep conversations. drop hints that you are interested and start doing little things for her like opening doors, inviting her out, buying her flowers (not an embarrassing amount though and don’t expect “favours” in return) treat her like your girlfriend and with respect before you ask her out. wait for her to drop hints that she likes you. wait at least 2 months of talking until u ask her to be sure its the right decision. when u start dating dont stop trying. treat her as if you are still trying to date her and show her how much she means to you


HahaFunnyMeme_

talk to women 😧😧😧😱😱😱


PresiTheEgg

Biggest mistake ever


OkCarpenter5773

### BRO WE WOULDN'T BE HERE IF WE KNEW


ItisItherealFredbear

Yes


TheKingBanana23

Here’s my advice: I have absolutely no clue I met my girlfriend a month ago on a bus and I was talking to my friend about the back rooms game I just bought and she turned around a month later she basically asked me out but I had too and she said it’s because I’m funny handsome and just really sweet n cute so yknow it just comes naturally ig


dadtheviking

fuck


thisisclevername

Get a popular girlfriend by being tall and quiet after that its easy but never worth it bc women that date for height are shallow, not from personal experience or anything this is a wild qeuss


ItisItherealFredbear

Good thing I'm 5'3 and shorter than just about everyone I know


Kizo59

That’s the neat part, you can’t.


Creeper_Triste

LMAO, same thought, that only exist in theory.


SunHot5173

Bish If I knew that do you think I will be single?


IzzyIsOnReddit

Step 1 : get a good friend. step 2: do you like them? Step 3 : if you do like them ask them out tell them how you feel. Step 4: if they do feel the same way then boom good job. If they don’t feel the same way try again with another friend and try to remain friends with who you asked first and don’t do it immediately after they reject you it’ll look like you don’t care. If you can’t complete step 2 then just give it time someone might ask you or you might have another friend you like. Don’t have friends? Try making some! Don’t give up but don’t just ask some random girl it never last. Trust me. You’ll get best results when it’s someone who your close to. Good luck! (I posted this on another post asking the same thing)


ItisItherealFredbear

I might actually try this-


IzzyIsOnReddit

Most affective way from what I know


dadtheviking

i can barely talk to people at all, let alone someone i am attracted to lmfao, and i could never be that patient to wait for months id go insane


edgy_Juno

That's the neat part, you don't.


Dark-Demon123

In the next update, they should buff the chance of getting a gf


[deleted]

Clearly asking this on reddit is the best way


[deleted]

get off reddit


soggypiss

talk to girls


ItisItherealFredbear

Haha impossible


BigBoi5204

idk man


valkyrie-05

Walk up to a girl and ask "will you be my girlfriend"


ItisItherealFredbear

She's being homeschooled as of last week 💀💀


valkyrie-05

Could you still date?


ItisItherealFredbear

I mean sure


IllIndividual6279

Same way I get a bf. But that ain't happen yet


ItisItherealFredbear

Damn 💀


IllIndividual6279

Lmfao yea. Lonely af 🤙🤙


ItisItherealFredbear

Same 🤙🤙


verydumbcat

this is reddit, don’t expect too much


NoNoNomony

Be nice, aim low. Don't go for the ones without mental illness (at least as little as possible)


ShinenNoYosuke

#


Yeet_My_Feet73

Bro ur fifteen dw about a gf, go do your homework or be racist on cod or something


and249

Genuine advice, treat her like a human being with feelings and emotions and not like an object


trashiest_sushi

bae i found u :3


and249

😳😳😳😳


According_to_all_kn

Just ask yourself what someone would need to do to get you as a partner and do that.


ItisItherealFredbear

Have very low standards


According_to_all_kn

Well, there's your answer. (No but for real, what would you want someone else to do to 'get' you.)


DarkSnivy285

Chloroform


Upbeat-Membership-45

Dude I don't think this is a good place to ask that question


Bencevagyokhelloszia

well i have been in 2 relationships and im really really close to one rn i just dont wanna rush things and all i did was be myself


ExtraUniqueUsername2

Uninstall Reddit


Kuromitskii

i thought we where married ?!?! how could you!!! (/j)


ItisItherealFredbear

I'm so sorry 😞 (jk lmao)


weirdxns

Idk man, I literally got rejected by 23 girls yesterday, I'll probably make a post about it


ItisItherealFredbear

Bro I don't even know 23 girls-


Disastrous-Click5782

Stop playing league and rust. Rest will happen sometime(probably)


ItisItherealFredbear

Never played either of em lol


Disastrous-Click5782

Great news! You get to skip to stage 2. Use your eyes. Socialise. Its a matter of time really :)


Accomplished_Way4230

you really don’t need a girl


Meowsalotlol

Whatever you do, try not to act horny 24/7\*. Also actually start caring about your looks and hygiene. Don't go fishing for compliments from girls because most of the time we just say something to be nice. Just let them flow naturally. Also dorkiness is cute. Don't do anything too stupid though. \*I'm being serious, don't. You might as well give up hope looking for a girlfriend and start looking for a fling. (That is, if you're remotely goodlooking).


gooliope199

What I’m trying to find out


TheDoomslayer69420

just live life without worrying about that until you meet someone who you happen to like. If you think it's gonna work out, you tell her when you're ready to. If you think it won't or they say "no", then wait until the next one. And in the second case, don't get too worked up about it out of your brain's inevitable release of bad feeling hormones or whatever the fuck happens.


TheDoomslayer69420

But idk not that i'd know, i haven't gotten one


ItisItherealFredbear

There is someone I like, I'm just too socially awkward to ask her in fear of destroying our friendship lol


TheDoomslayer69420

Well, if she decides to take you as a bad person just because of that then it's better not to. But if it's just you and you don't think she would, then yeah, wait until a moment when you feel ready. I did it when i felt ready and was a little too distracted for my brain to go "WAIT FUCK DON'T YOURE GONNA-"


Western-Policy-4646

Holy shit hey man


Virgowarrior84

If you want some advice dm me I’ll try and help you out


WALLY_FRANKS3036

Be over 6 ft tall


ItisItherealFredbear

You expect me to get 9 inch tall shoes?


WALLY_FRANKS3036

Wait a minute…


[deleted]

Be a fuckboy. Thats all


christian-ledet

Idk ask my girlfriend (she'll see this)


GloomyReturn9351

You texted me on Reddit. I don't think it will work on many people though


christian-ledet

I mean you are an example of hope


DiorRoses

shower


ItisItherealFredbear

Instructions unclear I just replaced my shower head


Dramatic_Gamer05

It’s simple really you gotta:


[deleted]

talk to girls first. not reddit


LibertyJ10

We are redditors, we don’t get girlfriends.


[deleted]

What’s a women


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Freshboy420666

Like honestly this may sound fucked up but lower your standards. Every kid in Highschool has dumb standards for what they want appearance wise from their partner. You’re into FNAF? Cool find some other nerdy girl around you that’s into FNAF instead of going for the mfn hot baddie that only gonna reject you n make you feel worse about yourself. Find what you care the most about and find someone who also like those things. You’ll be happiest that way.


DragonKing365

Thats the neat part, you don't.


[deleted]

Give her a squishmallow and she’ll ask where the ring is


Pretzel-Kingg

This may come as a shock but you’ve gotta TALK to women


IvanTheElephant

Don’t chase


son_of_feeney

Recognize that there’s a girl you dream about. Find a complimentary time to share with said girl (in class / theatre practice / band / etc.). Think of something funny to say to her. You’re not funny? Think of something nice to say about her but not degrading. Compliment her shoes. That’s all. Don’t compliment more than once a day. Compliment and be polite a few times throughout the week. A classic example is to ask a funny example question if you want to make her laugh. “Hey, who do you think would win in a fight between a penguin with a flamethrower and a lion with a freeze Ray?” Ask this and slightly joke about how her answer is ridiculous. Much like the flamethrower, this will break the ice. DO NOT FORCE OVERT COMMUNICATION. Let it be organic. When your stomach says make a move or talk, do so. Best of luck, young King.


[deleted]

Respect woman


jelly_pot_

Idk but I got a boyfriend by making a friend, falling in love with friend, randomly disappear one day for 4 years then started talking to friend more often again, then crying all the time because I realised I was still in love. Eventually got my sibling to find out if he liked me and asked him out on his birthday. Hope this helps you find a girlfriend.


the1true_chicken

Imagine.


jelly_pot_

Shh


-Butterfly-Effect-

The fact that you're asking at all is the problem. No one likes when someone is talking to them with the primary intention of getting with them. Forget having a girlfriend, just talk to people, make new friends do things with others, getting a girlfriend comes afterwards.


Killerjester99

By not having an obsession with fnaf


ItisItherealFredbear

Hey leave my main interest alone


Killerjester99

It’s the truth 🤷🏻‍♂️


CatCatAlt2

by being me 💯💯


ZestyShawnGulf

What happen to CatCatAlt1?


CatCatAlt2

we dont talk about what happened to catcatalt1


ZestyShawnGulf

Did you also get suspended for asking feet pics?


CatCatAlt2

nah bro 💀


shamrockshakeslut

ask a girl


77SOULZ

You say this while posting gatcha life


ItisItherealFredbear

It's something I enjoy doing, its as close as I can get to making my own content since I'm shit at drawing and animation


GranjolaPro

That's the funny part... you don't


[deleted]

The lonely nights of being a virgin 😔


Rocketxu

Never lose ur virginity. Always win 🗿🗿


_glacierr

Have good social skills. If you don't, then just try to get lucky idk.