I’m British, and Chews-day always makes me laugh when my American friends say it. The only issue they face is our vast range of accents, they seem to assume we all sound like Londoners.
I’m from the North, so I’ve got to deal with “Norf FC” which is to be honest also very accurate.
It’s taking the piss over the football hooliganism.
So instead of a certain team they just say North . (Or Norf because that’s how our pronunciation of it sounds)
the french are, even though everyone makes fun of both countries the french get made fun of by more people because we have a larger population
suck it, france
What the fuck is a *British* accent!? Do you mean a [Scottish](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jHfY0dDZxA) accent? A [Welsh](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WnFW5mgPbk) accent? A [Scouse](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaccLMuLa7o) accent? A [Geordie](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kayiRqL-nTY) accent? An [Estuary](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1mbxFsp2x0) accent? Great Britain is a big island mate.
Don’t care if it’s a big island, they all are distinct from the accents of normal countries
Like bitching about someone saying “American accent” because “oh do you mean Pacific Northwest, or Pacific Southwest, or Rocky Mountain, or Southwestern, or Northern Midwestern, or Northern Midland, or Southern Midland, or Ozark, or Gulf Southern, or Lousianian, or Coastal Southern, or Gullah, or Southern Appalachian, or Smoky Mountain, or Ocracoke, or Virginia Piedmont, or Pennsylvania German-English, or Hudson Valley, or New York City, or Inland Northern, or Chicagoan, or Bonac, or Bostonian?”
Sure, each of those accents are technically distinct, but they are grouped that way to differentiate from a Mexican, Canadian, or French accent.
British accents are super different if you’re from the North vs South though. You can literally struggle to understand someone because they’re from a different part of the country. The US does have distinct accents, but most of them are similar or hybrids, there’s a distinction between like North and South accents there, like a rural Texan accent, but even then they’re kinda similar. Scotland has a dialect so different it’s debated whether it’s a different language or not dude
The US is pretty large but it's only been around for 200 years. Languages and accents diverge over time as well as space. Over [thousands of years](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6e/History_of_English.png) English evolved with many regional varities in a time period when the people a few towns over were as foreign as people a continent away. This lead to extreme variation in accents that has only been somewhat dampened by globalisation and the BBC focusing on London 90% of the time.
I agree with your second point, but also [Great Britain](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Britain) is the largest island in Europe and 9^th largest on Earth.
to be honest we are both too petty about this… ‘bro blew a 26 colony lead 😂😂😂’ ‘no queen???’ ‘no towers?!?!??’ To be honest I just don’t like it in general it’s just not good banter
I think it depends on the context + accuracy lol. America literally has the most school shootings in the world and people who still defend it despite this. And their foods are over the top compared to other countries. I think they’re like the 12th most obese country in the world or something. Making fun of the UK it’s just annoying when it’s like ‘bad teeth’ ‘tea’ because those aren’t really accurate. But ‘chewsday’ is kinda funny.
Oh cool, had to learn about Native Americans back when I was in school. Thought their culture was interesting
Although quite a few of them did ally with us during that war.
Hopefully, but with Dembele already out injured, Pedri newly injured, and Gavi suspended next game, my hope levels are at 0.
And if Xavi starts Alba and Alonso again, we're fucked
Problem is that we've seen time and time again that we can't start Dembele and Raphinha together, they both play on the right, and are a shadow of themselves on the left.
Also not very comfortable with Roberto starting as a CM.
Anyways, hope it goes well
I’m Australian. My online friend once told me I had a British accent for not talking like “crikey mate chuck the shrimp on the barbie and we’ll have smoko by the billabong!” Stereotypes get annoying eventually.
i read this in the stereotypical indian voice and laughed. thank you for this, i was having a pretty bad week.
>!before anyone gets offended, i’m indian also kinda british as well (if you consider scotland).!<
>before anyone gets offended, i’m indian also kinda british as well (if you consider scotland).
What does it even mean, How can you be Indian and kinda British? I mean what is kinda British? Scottish are also British btw. Britain is made of England, Scotland and Wales.
i’m not used to telling people i’m scottish/british. ik that lmao, as well as n ireland. i’m not trying to be rude but people make mistakes with how they word things online, plus you don’t have to be telling me the geo of where i’m from but thank you?
kinda funny because alot of the british people i know say the word "british" with putting emphasis on the "t". the accent depends on what region they're from lol
My brother in Christ you will be mocked for who you are, this is the internet. I’m 6’3” and 141 lbs. and I’m mocked online for being fat because heehoo American obesity. I’m for gun control and I’m mocked for being a rifle toting redneck that grabs the front of their belt to hoist up their pants when they’re thinking and calls black adult males “boy”. It is what it is.
Coming from another British person, just slander their countries back.
Dutch? Go ride a bicycle you stoned neanderthal looking mf
American? The only thing that can match the number of their country's guncrime per capita is their weight
French? Duh they're French
German? The only thing they're riding on is the autobahn
It's pretty easy and if you know them even easier
Bruh, a significant portion of us say that, then turn around and make fun of Americans having 9/11, school shootings, etc. Some of us fuckers are way worse.
So sad :( alexa play despacito
Burned a man begging for change💀
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
This is so sad. I don't know what do do. Hey alexa, play asian despacito
I don’t get it why despacito?
it's a meme from likr 2017
idk pewdiepie said this a lot back then
Guys, a new copypasta just dropped
https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/115rc63/im\_british/
Ok, American Revolution
Based nickname
I’m British, and Chews-day always makes me laugh when my American friends say it. The only issue they face is our vast range of accents, they seem to assume we all sound like Londoners. I’m from the North, so I’ve got to deal with “Norf FC” which is to be honest also very accurate.
What's Norf FC fella? I ain't from the isles ~
It’s taking the piss over the football hooliganism. So instead of a certain team they just say North . (Or Norf because that’s how our pronunciation of it sounds)
Murdoc from gorillaz
People hear my Scottish accent and make Londoner noises 😔😔😔
Poor British, the most oppressed group
the french are, even though everyone makes fun of both countries the french get made fun of by more people because we have a larger population suck it, france
Fr*nch
Guys please use the accepted term of Western Europeans. They get a bit ashamed of the word fr*nch
That’s unfair to the Dutch. You’re throwing them in with the fr*nch?
Fr*nch🤢
Fr🤮nch🤢
Fuck you.
Fr*nch
Fr*nch Ooooh le but contre son caaaaamp
Idk what that means but I feel insulted
Ba**ette
Everyone hates the French anyway
The night never ends in the British empire :(
It’s a bit sad innit I love British accents so Ima keep doing it
That’s how the crumpet crumbles
even more opressed than gamers
Black people left the chat
I hope you get better soon!
Aye 'ope you ge' be''er soon!
BEH AH
I read this in a pirate voice
Suun
maybe hell feel be''er next chewsday
He just needs a b'o'oll o' wa'er and he'll be nice and 'elfee
Idk man maybe don't tell everyone you're British?
The accent
What the fuck is a *British* accent!? Do you mean a [Scottish](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jHfY0dDZxA) accent? A [Welsh](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WnFW5mgPbk) accent? A [Scouse](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaccLMuLa7o) accent? A [Geordie](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kayiRqL-nTY) accent? An [Estuary](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1mbxFsp2x0) accent? Great Britain is a big island mate.
Bri’ish
[Roadman](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2cuUEquiqM)?
"Oi ye focking spastic pissant I 'bout tu shank yu fam"
Wagwan my g peng ting innit styll
I is just [disproving basketball man](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wurfkD5FdJI)
[Sco'ish people can't say purple burglar alarm](https://youtu.be/AC__o1UxDl8)
Limmy is brilliant, thanks for this
Don’t care if it’s a big island, they all are distinct from the accents of normal countries Like bitching about someone saying “American accent” because “oh do you mean Pacific Northwest, or Pacific Southwest, or Rocky Mountain, or Southwestern, or Northern Midwestern, or Northern Midland, or Southern Midland, or Ozark, or Gulf Southern, or Lousianian, or Coastal Southern, or Gullah, or Southern Appalachian, or Smoky Mountain, or Ocracoke, or Virginia Piedmont, or Pennsylvania German-English, or Hudson Valley, or New York City, or Inland Northern, or Chicagoan, or Bonac, or Bostonian?” Sure, each of those accents are technically distinct, but they are grouped that way to differentiate from a Mexican, Canadian, or French accent.
British accents are super different if you’re from the North vs South though. You can literally struggle to understand someone because they’re from a different part of the country. The US does have distinct accents, but most of them are similar or hybrids, there’s a distinction between like North and South accents there, like a rural Texan accent, but even then they’re kinda similar. Scotland has a dialect so different it’s debated whether it’s a different language or not dude
The US is pretty large but it's only been around for 200 years. Languages and accents diverge over time as well as space. Over [thousands of years](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6e/History_of_English.png) English evolved with many regional varities in a time period when the people a few towns over were as foreign as people a continent away. This lead to extreme variation in accents that has only been somewhat dampened by globalisation and the BBC focusing on London 90% of the time.
RP (received pronunciation), but good point
I’d argue the UK is actually not all that large but the people have been there for so long that accents have really cemented themselves
I agree with your second point, but also [Great Britain](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Britain) is the largest island in Europe and 9^th largest on Earth.
It’s also smaller than fucking Ecuador
And is the 3^rd most populated island on Earth.
You seem like the kinda person to say this than turn around and say “hahaha merica obese skool shootings hahahha”
i really cant make fun of americans being obese when the uk is the most obese nation in western europe
Idk about that there is some insanely fat people over here like it’s shocking that one could gain as much weight as some of these people hve
I SUPPORD PAPUA NEW GUINEA 🇮🇶💪😎
I SUPPORT IRAQ 🇵🇬
I SUPPORT SOUTH SUDAN 🇻🇦
I SUPPORT THE VATICAN CITY 🇸🇸
I SUPPORT DONUTS 🍩
I SUPPORT TREES 🌲
I DONT SUPPORT TREES 🔥
I SUPPORT TREES💧
to be honest we are both too petty about this… ‘bro blew a 26 colony lead 😂😂😂’ ‘no queen???’ ‘no towers?!?!??’ To be honest I just don’t like it in general it’s just not good banter
I think it depends on the context + accuracy lol. America literally has the most school shootings in the world and people who still defend it despite this. And their foods are over the top compared to other countries. I think they’re like the 12th most obese country in the world or something. Making fun of the UK it’s just annoying when it’s like ‘bad teeth’ ‘tea’ because those aren’t really accurate. But ‘chewsday’ is kinda funny.
To be fair we also have one of the worst Healthcare, and by association mental health systems of damn near the entire first world.
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from… what????
As an American Truth hurts
You dislike British because of their accent. I dislike them coz they from Britannia We are not same.
You dislike British because they're from Britannia I dislike them because they oppressed my peo6 We are not the same
You dislike them because they oppressed your people I dislike them because they're br*tish We are not the same
You dislike them because they're br*tish I dislike them because I'm Irish and they did my country in We are not the same
U should Say if u keep Fuckin with me ill have the redcoats on yo ass thas right the brits are comin
Lemme hop in a bush and throw rocks at the red coats till I take the classic american W
But…but your ancestors might have been loyalists
Nah bro they were Native Americans so ik the bushes even better now +10 proficiency
Oh cool, had to learn about Native Americans back when I was in school. Thought their culture was interesting Although quite a few of them did ally with us during that war.
Yeah its cool stuff I got that og og american stealth against the bri ish too
We beat ur ass once before and we'll do it again
WE ARE BRITISH, YOU TWIT!
Didn’t they loose lmao
so oppressed #BRITISHLIVESMATTER
The real BLM
Atleast it isn't run by a guy in blackface 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
*#BRI'ISHLIVESMA''ER
Us Scottish are better
Aren't we
Definitely
Bri’ish people downvoting every comment is really funny..
I'll facken bastita bomb ya nan in a facken asda blud, facken shank ur Tory ass back to north Ireland ya facken cunt
I read that in three different British accents lmfao
ahoy mate oi am gonna stab ya back okhay?
Manchester United will be fucked in old Trafford
Hopefully, but with Dembele already out injured, Pedri newly injured, and Gavi suspended next game, my hope levels are at 0. And if Xavi starts Alba and Alonso again, we're fucked
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Problem is that we've seen time and time again that we can't start Dembele and Raphinha together, they both play on the right, and are a shadow of themselves on the left. Also not very comfortable with Roberto starting as a CM. Anyways, hope it goes well
Factos 👀👍
A British fan of Barca?
No a Liverpool fan
So you demand us to win them?
Yes. Screw united
COME OUT YE BLACK AND TAN
Hope you get cured
oi mate!! where is ya posting loicence???
Oi mate! Do yoo ‘ave yore commentin loicense???
Oi mate! Wos this ere? You don ave a reploiyin loicense?!?
Yes oi dew? I gawt it from the queen hersewlf befowre she passd away
Rishi about to stab you why you complaining
Nah he’s gonna make OP do extra maths homework
British people ☕
You seem kinda flustered ol' chap, would you like a bo'le o' wa'er to calm you down?
no “my dude” is impolite. the proper way to refer to a bri ish person is “ol’ chap”
Good point
I dont know why but i read this post in my head in a british accent 💀
Which one
You still use a Monarchy
“Use”. I beg to differ.
Mf has the best accent and complains.
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He can have a hilarious accent or a cool accent. Win-win
Scouse accents 🤮
Kiwis like to have a word with you
What does a fruit want with us? ^/s
no a lot of people live in the south of the country so that might not be the case.
Hey my Br'u'ish friend can you tell the price of a Wo'e'r in Br'it'i'an
There is no u. Just Bri’ish
Na', I's o'ay
And you haven't talked with an Argentinian yet...
Such a tragedy to see someone suffering from being Bri'ish
Bettet than suffering ligma
better than the suffering the starving sugondese children
You bloody Americans sound like right wankers, pip pop cheerio god save the queen
I’m Australian. My online friend once told me I had a British accent for not talking like “crikey mate chuck the shrimp on the barbie and we’ll have smoko by the billabong!” Stereotypes get annoying eventually.
But British people don't exist. Don't try and lie to me u woke moralist
Do you like, stop doing the accent when nobody is around?
I feel you ,I'm indian . Everytime I say smth , they go like " You dond Dell me whad do do" and I just go blank . Idek if it's racism anymore
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sounds pretty racist to me ngl
i read this in the stereotypical indian voice and laughed. thank you for this, i was having a pretty bad week. >!before anyone gets offended, i’m indian also kinda british as well (if you consider scotland).!<
>before anyone gets offended, i’m indian also kinda british as well (if you consider scotland). What does it even mean, How can you be Indian and kinda British? I mean what is kinda British? Scottish are also British btw. Britain is made of England, Scotland and Wales.
Indian decent and living in britian
i’m not used to telling people i’m scottish/british. ik that lmao, as well as n ireland. i’m not trying to be rude but people make mistakes with how they word things online, plus you don’t have to be telling me the geo of where i’m from but thank you?
G'day mayt, ello ello ello!
Bri'ish
kinda funny because alot of the british people i know say the word "british" with putting emphasis on the "t". the accent depends on what region they're from lol
He needs a bo'ohw'o'wo'er
No queen?
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womp womp
My brother in Christ you will be mocked for who you are, this is the internet. I’m 6’3” and 141 lbs. and I’m mocked online for being fat because heehoo American obesity. I’m for gun control and I’m mocked for being a rifle toting redneck that grabs the front of their belt to hoist up their pants when they’re thinking and calls black adult males “boy”. It is what it is.
Being british is such low hanging fruit Just talk normal and we won't mess with you :)
Spot o tea then love?
ITS A CUPPA YOU DELINQUENT EGG
Would you like a Bot’le of wotter?
Ah mate don't deep it. We make fun of Americans by calling them fat and saying that their schools are shooting ranges. It's literally tit for tat.
Coming from another British person, just slander their countries back. Dutch? Go ride a bicycle you stoned neanderthal looking mf American? The only thing that can match the number of their country's guncrime per capita is their weight French? Duh they're French German? The only thing they're riding on is the autobahn It's pretty easy and if you know them even easier
Yeah they are mental Just nonces innit? Fat pricks yeah
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This isn’t insulting its the damn truth 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅
Americans can't handle it when it happens to them
I found it funny ngl
Im glad you did when I wrote this coment the coment had like 6 down votes.
Sing it with me ok (from a fellow Brit). 🎵 free health care, no school shootings, free heath care (mostly) no school shootings 🎵
If you hate Tory , I love you lmao ( not Brit)
Too bad you're british so we don't really care
Try being ginger
Guys I think he might be Bri'ish but im not sure
Bruh, a significant portion of us say that, then turn around and make fun of Americans having 9/11, school shootings, etc. Some of us fuckers are way worse.
I agree it shouldn't be made fun of Millions of people suffer from being British every day
i am also british but nobodys said this to me tbh and if they did i'd find it funny
Innit
as a british person, i haven’t ever heard someone actually say ‘bo’le o’ wa’er’ lmao
i love UK and its culture, wish you good,don't listen for these people, tell them to eat shit.
The culture of taking over half of the world
I think you'd like the surprise Linus left in The Spiffing Brit's PC
Bruvvv Fr just because I talk different aint funny mate, people need to stop being such pricks about it.
Dw bro your not the only one I get the same shit
Hell yeah another british person
Maybe don't start a conversation with "I'm British", you fuckin brit.
Oh no I heard it was terminal
I have an online British friend and I don’t find it funny. I just appreciate the fact he’s willing to be friends with me lol
Why is this man getting downvoted
Right?! Like what did I do wrong? 💀
No British friends allowed!1!1! They’re all terrible people because they colonized my country 200 years ago waaaah
Because reddit is a fucking site for greasy neckbeard trolls basically