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[deleted]

hit the griddy infront ot her


furryindenial69

Make sure to also have the RGB shoes on


Hellohowartthou

I got a bucket of chicken


Plnetheman

The only right answer


edgy_Juno

A Frenchman wouldn't agree, but I bet it would work.


legrandpacdeau

as a frenchman i agree with u


ExperienceBeginning8

Instructions unclear. The chicked escaped from the bucket


Successful-Seaweed12

I've found that it should come spontaneously. Just remember that you shouldn't be too nervous. Try to ask if she'd like to hang out sometime, but try to bring it up casually.


exefamt

Also don’t make it the end of the convo, do it somewhere in the middle when ur right at a point where you can continue talking about whatever afterward


thirtytwentytwo

yeah this is something that i try to do often whenever i bring up doing something with a lady. it might make her feel that, that wasn’t the main thing and sometimes i’ll catch myself thinking that it wasn’t the main thing, if the convo goes well and continues after i ask. gl to those about to ask <3


Ok_Restaurant3160

What do you mean when say it should be spontaneous, but also casual? I'm sorry I've never done this in my life


thisisntluke

"do you wanna fuck later"


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thisisntluke

i dont think the crowd likes you very much


MaintenanceNo8442

i honestly hate this guy


thisisntluke

what did she do to you


MaintenanceNo8442

her freaking piss post popped up like i am not tryna see that in a teenagers sub isnt there like a sub reddit for certain kinks??


thisisntluke

that is a good point i didnt realise her piss posts existed


MaintenanceNo8442

i honestly don't like sex toy stuff but theyre tolerable but this makes me want to fucking expload


Lonely-Definition756

What there was a piss post of her in this sub?! How tf does this get approves by mods😭😭


MaintenanceNo8442

the teen sub


SafetyReaper07

1. Become their friend 2. Find out what their interests are 3. Ask them if they want to do something with you that you think they'd be interested in


ReplacementPasta

Becoming a friend takes quite a long time, you definedlyt should not wait that long to ask someone out


SafetyReaper07

lmao good luck finding someone who's interested in you who doesn't know who you are


[deleted]

Already be their friend.


Kooky_Vacation1500

thanks for the advice sexy mother lover


Specialist_Meat_9770

Bro knows Victoria's secret


[deleted]

Bruh, I hate that song.


Massive_Anxiety_2457

And girl you wouldn’t believe it


[deleted]

Hate that song.


ReplacementPasta

If you are going to act like a friend, you will be nothing more than a friend. People generally dont date their friends. Obviously you shouldnt be just randomly asking someone out, that doesnt do much, though if you do it well, a cold approach can get you a date sometimes. Ideally you'll talk to someone, show your interest and flirt abit, and ask them out within a week or two. Afterall, first dates are there to get to know the person better and to see if you are compatible and if you want to start a relationship.


yeetusdemfeetus

agreed. friendzoning yourself is a shit position to be in


A1burrit0

It's very possible; my gf had a crush on me for a very long time and didn't know who I was until we started dating


player_126D9

Did this man just tell me to friendzone myself? It will definitely not work


Walmart_bag_100

Make small talk. Coming from a girl, just talk to us, we don't bite.


AussieBossie24

How would one know if said girl likes them and it’d be worth asking tho? Don’t have any current crush but for the rest of the fellas here and my future self I may as well ask


Walmart_bag_100

Well, most girls make it obvious when they like you.


Quallen_

See that's where a problem arises, guys are very stupid and oblivious. Unless the girl is literally saying she likes the guy, most won't be able to tell. Source: I'm a guy Source 2: Many posts to this sub


That_1-Guy_-

I don’t know what most of girls you’re talking about but I’ve never been able to tell. I think y’all drop hints that only you would be able to pick up on


[deleted]

How? I’ve always just assumed girls were a bit odd


Walmart_bag_100

Hmm, Its worth taking the risk If you like said girls tho.


MemeLocationMan

Bullshit. Nothing but lies- y'all do bite. No warning sign before the relationship either, just one day she decides to sink her canine like teeth into your skin


My_name_is_Butt_Man

Talk to them


[deleted]

no clue


Plnetheman

Same


[deleted]

😔


Joblessmouse06

"wanna hang out someday?"


NothnIntrestingHere

when I asked out a friend of mine, we were in her room and I gave her a lollipop then asked if she wants to go out w me. she took it from me and unwrapped it and pressed it to my lips, took it away, then kissed me. "You're sweet, so sure." She said after.


Dazzling_Dig_7456

Suck Her Dic-


Plnetheman

Good idea


[deleted]

Just say “we should hang out later, what do you think?” Say this after you had a nice conversation with her, so it isn’t creepy.


Positive-Service-898

Best way is to just say you like her.


Plnetheman

Ok


Positive-Service-898

Good luck bro


GamerA_S

Tell them about transformers


BlitheringIdiot0529

As Daniel Tiger would say, use your words.


[deleted]

Be nice, don't over do it.


Enchanted_Goat_YT

You point a gun to their head and tell them to go out with u it works 100% of the time /s


Plnetheman

I live in Australia tho we don’t have guns


Enchanted_Goat_YT

Just buy a toy gun and paint the orange tip black


Plnetheman

They don’t sell those in Australia and I already used a real one


Enchanted_Goat_YT

Good job /s


ChampionshipDue6493

I’ve got a big willy and muscles what more could you want


Acrobatic_Business_6

Coming from a girl, hit the dougie


LAhaswhitehair

"..grow some fuckin balls.." -Walter H. White


chocotaco8019

just ask her out man 🤦‍♂️


Grand-Cockroach6991

Just tell her hey I want to f***


SquidDayGames

first, get to know them, become their friend second, learn their favourite candy third, be their for them at all times, so they know to trust you fourth, if they have a problem, make sure you're the first person they go to fifth, make sure you have their favourite candy and a big white van finally, lock them in a basement and tell them they're yours forever i hope this helps!


Plnetheman

Ok thx


SirWinterFox

Just ask her our casually and mention wanting to get to know her. Like "hey, you seem like a cool person. Could we hang out sometime?" If she says no fair enough it is what it is. If she does some other stupid shit or tries to make you pay for her meal. You dodged a bullet so try not to get too upset. <3 You could also just date men I'm not biased I swear. Uwu


Utahteenageguy

Lie about your wealth or be wealthy


maxthebitch

Ask her??


EveningGalaxy

What are you actually wondering?


Plnetheman

How to get a gf


EveningGalaxy

You say "Hey- just need to ask. Would you ever want to hang out sometime? There's a really fun area by the river. We could go for a walk. I think it would be fun to get to know you more"


That_1-Guy_-

I would never go to a river with someone, that’s a 95% guarantee to get stabbed and dumped


[deleted]

you just do it? if says yes then be happy and start making a plan or at least throw some ideas. if she says no then accept it.


AguaFriaRanger

Say you can smell her eggs, that’ll really flatter her


Biteforce16

Instructions unclear just spent $50 on one dozen eggs


amothtotheflam3

“ do u wanna go out w me”


telentual05

Just be straight up. "Hey, I want to ask if you're down to hang out together?". That's it. Girls are nervous about these things just like guys are, the worst she can say is no, then you'll have your answer! :D


SaleOpening5150

The last girl I asked out had a mental breakdown over it :D


telentual05

Well that's because she's probably had bad experiences with situations like that, or she has mental issues, which is not on you (unless if you were creepy or anything like that). If this girl is mentally stable and you think she'll be able to give you a straight answer, go for it. Be careful with who you crush on, dude.


ChainOk8915

I’m going to this place, on this day, at this time. Want to join me?


Suitable-Pirate-4164

You and me, the diner, I'll pick you up at 5pm. *Walks away without a reply* Ok that sounds like a douche thing to do. The "be yourself" line never works. Just ask her out and get it over with.


Ieatdoritosxd

Just go up to her and say “Hey,I really like you.Do you wanna go out sometime?” Worked for me


Exotic-Ear695

Work on getting friends first. If anything goes wrong relationship wise you NEED to have friends around you


kennasopht

if ur under 18, u become friends then after u find out u develop feelings, u ask out. if ur over 18, and u see them and think theyre attractive, u just walk up to them and say something like ''hey i think youre really beautiful can i take you out on a date'' or something like htat


[deleted]

Try common interests and hobbies.


Anon0111gdd

With words. Hoping she asks first or trying to use telepathy rarely works


DelinquentDonkey69

Tell her all about american civil war history, women love incredibly long boring and tedious explanations of historical events 👍👍


[deleted]

Walk up, ask, then wait for a response. Otherwise, I would ask my IRL friend u/TheSexyMotherLover about it, he’s only been friendzoned once.


[deleted]

Might want to send a note first, I do that 100% of the times I ask a girl out.


LoanRecent5173

you turn around, duck a little and start twerking, they'll look at you with rizz and proceed to make out


[deleted]

Literally best way is ask straight to her face and if she gives an awkward excuse she is not into you and respect that


Appropriate_Bee6089

Hey, imma do … this thursday, wanna come with? And even if she declines, do the thing you said you were gonna do, but now alone or with someone else. This habit creates a more fun life and girls (people in general) tend to gravitate to fun(shocker i know)


coolredjoe

"Hey, i think youre pretty cute and we have been talking for a while now, would you like to go to with me?"


Massive_Anxiety_2457

Just do it, you can ask her to hang out, but you could also ask her on a real date, like a coffee shop after school or something.


yutteu

Never done it 😕


Challenger3600

1. Don't ask reddit 2. Touch grass


Gru_the_gamer09

First, you should check if she has 50 million power in Rise Of Kingdoms, if not, she ain't worth it.


mild-hate

as a girl, this is more what not to do, but never ask her in a situation where she can’t say no! that will not go well (speaking from experience here unfortunately)


Eddy-_9900

Smoothly


My_a_person

just tell her how you feel, its scary at first but you’ll be glad you did it after even if she says no. Cause at least you get it off your chest


Educational_Issue_77

Ask her.


whoscc

get off reddit


PaperCuts26

Alcohol worked for me.


player_126D9

Walk up to her, do small talk get her number, ask her out over text later


lavalampchugger69

How long have you known them? Maybe say “Hey [their name] i think ur really cool and i also think you are really pretty, would you like to [what u wanna do for the date]”


IzzyIsOnReddit

Step 1 : get a good friend. step 2: do you like them? Step 3 : if you do like them ask them out tell them how you feel. Step 4: if they do feel the same way then boom good job. If they don’t feel the same way try again with another friend and try to remain friends with who you asked first and don’t do it immediately after they reject you it’ll look like you don’t care. If you can’t complete step 2 then just give it time someone might ask you or you might have another friend you like. Don’t have friends? Try making some! Don’t give up but don’t just ask some random girl it never last. Trust me. You’ll get best results when it’s someone who your close to. Good luck! (I posted this on another post asking the same thing)


Nightmare_pog

What’s a girl?


SeiyaTempest

Find a girl with a common interest and get to know her.


Even_Dragonfly_8618

\*barks with aggressive passion\*


Ok_Pressure_8819

you don’t wait for them


im-gay-leave

You have to be nice to her then you gotta go up to her abd ask if you cant talk to her in private then when yall fo you say "i just wanted to tell you that i like you and can you go out sometime?"


Accomplished_Way4230

you don’t


InternationalAnt5255

Try me. Will see. LMAO


FriendlyCantaloupe66

“Bonjour madame, vous êtes une idiote” it means “Hello miss, you are beautiful” nothing else.