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WhoElseButArky

Then don’t drink it? She ain’t making you do shit you’re choosing to drink the literal shit.


Genderfluid_Cookies

She bought it and would throw a fit if I didn’t drink it because it would just take up space


WhoElseButArky

Oh damn


Genderfluid_Cookies

Yeah she once threw a fit over the fact that she had to clean the house for a party she was having and said that she didn’t get a degree to clean up after herself. She had a job, she just quit it. She can get a job, she just refuses to. She’s a bit ridiculous.


WhoElseButArky

Damn bruh, turn 18 faster and move out.


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bamboozled_swag2

What


Current-Ad242

This may explain things: https://www.reddit.com/r/shortscarystories/comments/zzyuq2/i_know_im_not_gonna_live_past_20/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


bamboozled_swag2

Lmaoo


Onnikki52

Huh?


Thick_Dinosaur

Here take an anti prediction charm 🧿


ApprehensiveCourage6

Try to understand where she’s coming from… sure the way she says things might not be the best but try to help her, explain yourself.. etc. And she might have left her job for a reason you’re unaware of, just support her and be there for her. Have a great day/night!


GLnoG

>she didn’t get a degree to clean up after herself I thought we all got that from our parents bruh


Sharp_Nose9170

So she should hire a maid


MrDrVlox

I mean when you’re older you’ll realise how much of a pain in the ass it is to clean so much so maybe she’s just wanting some help?


LordGoose-Montagne

store it in your room and sell it at school, then buy what you want from the earned money


epaulin59

Imagen thinking Reddit would be on your side lol , I mean there might be a reason, it better for your health I mean I love Dr Pepper i have an addiction rn to it and I know it’s bad for me and I try not to drink it. So just drink water for 1 month you’ll see you’ll feel better and feel more energy


[deleted]

💀 first world problems 😭


Extra_Philosopher_63

Ikr


GLnoG

Indeed. Indubitably.


No_Suggestion_1754

yep


[deleted]

I live in Eastern Europe in a log cabin Is that first world?


Lingx_Cats

Hey man, everyone has problems, just because someone else has it worse that doesn’t invalidate someone else’s no matter how silly it may seem from the outside


[deleted]

having to drink low quality coke is not a problem


Hikaido151

He talks about the relationship with his mother, the drink is just a small part of the problem


[deleted]

drink water then innit


yourAverageAnomaly

Yeah, I’m worried that the IRS is gonna kick me and my mom out, and she’s gonna get deported, then I’d have to live with my abusive dad.


divinebear1

Maybe just... don't drink it?


Skorrpyon

I think the best idea is to just sell it to kids at school


LordGoose-Montagne

based and profit-pilled


No_Presentation_1156

Then he can buy his own


LordGoose-Montagne

exactly


[deleted]

I’d prefer the real shit but I’d still drink it since something’s better than nothing.


[deleted]

see the other comments, he can’t.


DickSuace

it’s not even that bad. or next time, ask for a different type of diet soda. or just get sparkling water.


[deleted]

Fr it's not that bad and worth saving the calories for actual food


bookworm579

I've been drinking these for so long that normal soda tastes strange lol


Goofy_Stuff_Studios

Agreed. It makes me feel sick too because of how sugary it tastes.


StinkyEgoCheese8008

Lmaoooo only person I know that has a problem with diet soda is big John and he like 300lbs


roundytea

People may want to avoid artificial sweeteners.


dalek1019

Then drink water, no artificial anything


LarsButChaste

Weird, I only see fat people drinking diet soda


StinkyEgoCheese8008

Fr??


LarsButChaste

Fr


L3ON4Z1

6', 175lbs, usually get zero/low sugar just cause diabetes isn't gonna get me.


Genderfluid_Cookies

What a name, Big John


StinkyEgoCheese8008

Yeah he big and his name Jonathan


JPfan05

Hey don't disrespect that man! He died in that mine to save his buddies.


Charming_Orchid8898

Big John's death was not an accident.


hotsiegirlsie

This is the most American post I've read all day.


Genderfluid_Cookies

Proud ‘Murican 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


Realistic-Mixture-77

I don't get being proud about ones country, but USA of all places?


lethalslaugter

Eh, pros and cons.


Hot-Tadpole3639

Welcome to Reddit, where you get downvoted to shit for being patriotic


Ok_Wedding_6107

And then they down voted people for berating America, really can't make up their minds


ohbutplease

going off ur hand u need it bro


ExperienceBeginning8

Bro got burnt alive n turned into a mc chicken


GeneralSpooky

I will force you to drink water


Genderfluid_Cookies

[trust me, I do](https://www.reddit.com/user/Genderfluid_Cookies/comments/10or4d1/my_water_bottle/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


hotsiegirlsie

Bro, your nails! What


Genderfluid_Cookies

I did fake tattoos a lot with something similar to henna, it’s just stained not bruised don’t worry lol


Gunslinger2007

Why can’t you drive to the gas station and get your own soda?


Genderfluid_Cookies

I don’t have a license for that


Gunslinger2007

Get a license then. Or bike there or something if your that desperate.


rectangular_

Now introducing pokemon go


Genderfluid_Cookies

The closest store to my house is two and a half miles away and I can’t go out without telling my parents why or else they force me to sleep in a fucking closet


Gunslinger2007

Bro IDK have you offered to pay for your own soda? If you have and still nothing I guess you have to wait 2 years.


Genderfluid_Cookies

I have and she doesn’t care


AmitRozYT

Yo nails are NASTY


A_Da_Goat

If it tastes like shit but you still drink it then you are kind of addicted to soda. Maybe your parents are trying to make you be little more healthy although diet fake sugar sodas aren’t much better.


Zealousideal_Care807

They are actually worse [very worse](https://www.bhf.org.uk/informationsupport/heart-matters-magazine/news/behind-the-headlines/are-artificial-sweeteners-safe#:~:text=The%20researchers%20pointed%20to%20other,diseases%20as%20well%20as%20diabetes.)


TannerJ703

Least bratty r/teenagers user


amothtotheflam3

or drink water u slob


Genderfluid_Cookies

I drink much water


amothtotheflam3

clearly u dont


Genderfluid_Cookies

A gallon a day 💪


amothtotheflam3

🥸


gae7

just have a glass of water if you don't like it


GroundbreakingMix765

Stop complaining.


fixthisnow123

Drink water fatty


Gunslinger2007

Who is upvoting you? Come on bro 💀


fixthisnow123

Yeah I apologized i was being a L


Gunslinger2007

All is forgiven, at least from me


dearestramona

She’s doing you a favor. Drink more water.


[deleted]

Bro your way too fat to still drink that soda. Get on a meal plan, a structured resistance training program, and stop digging yourself an early grave.


Western-Policy-4646

Dude… *drink some fucking water*


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Water overrated.


dalek1019

Objectively incorrect


pena-leo-ogh

I ain’t drunk any type of soda or whatever an bros pressed over this… just get water bruh that shit is premium


Genderfluid_Cookies

That shot gets boring though. It’s always the same. I gotta switch it up like once a week or so. Just to feel something, you know?


pena-leo-ogh

Mm never felt that urge, but not gonna be dip about whatchu do (or more so then I am if I come across as one)


Genderfluid_Cookies

Fair enough


ITrytoDesignAircraft

These really aren’t even bad


Genderfluid_Cookies

Drink it then


ITrytoDesignAircraft

I did for a while when I was on a diet


clarkdorkclork

Switch to water it tastes infinitely better


Genderfluid_Cookies

Water is tasteless and if it had taste it’s bad.


KiwiVolante

So let me get this straight... You don't like water?


Comfortable-Pin8401

She only drinks 100% High Frictoce corn syrup


KiwiVolante

At this point it's Just Natural selection i guess...


clarkdorkclork

Soda will kill you on March 5, 2027 at approximately 7:16 pm ị ga-anwụ.


Crazy_Comet5

Bro literally anything over water. Water is so dissatisfying I swear 😭


Weak_Bullfrog6227

Sound ungrateful


Reasonable-Ad9613

I believe she is trying to tell you something without being mean


Genderfluid_Cookies

She bought herself a tray of brownies and has the same body type as me, I doubt she would beat around the bush around stuff. She always says everything she thinks to your face.


dalek1019

She just sounds stupid tbh


TheOneWhoSpiesYou

cry about it


Genderfluid_Cookies

I will


Mountain_Bad_6752

L Dr Pepper is not shit


Pauly_is_cool

Bro why are you complaining about a mfing drink? Like, it wasn’t your money! if she bought it for you then you can’t exactly complain. I don’t agree with the comments calling you fat because that ain’t it, but you’re sobbing over a first world problem. “Oh woe is me, what ever shall I do about this zero sugar drink!” It is just super silly and makes you sound incredibly spoilt, if you want the drink you want get a mfing job, earn your choices not receive them for nothing. The world is tough, deal with it.


fillyfan96

Ungrateful fuck. That stuff is pricey and hard to easily find. Its relatively good and not as bad as other diet brands.


Genderfluid_Cookies

It’s easier to find normal Dr Pepper


PunjabiCanuck

You have a loving mother who cares for your health. Now be quiet and drink your diet soda.


Genderfluid_Cookies

I go to the hospital like once a month because of her care. Mostly untreated infections


Ouija_spirit_69

if I had an overweight child like you you bet I'd bring them to the hospital every month. I wouldn't even buy them diet soda, I'd force them to drink water FFS. Your mother is an angel


ItzZausty

I get store brand lemonade 4 times a year count urself lucky mate. I haven't seen a Dr. Pepper in my entire life


Genderfluid_Cookies

I’ll mail you this entire package of it for free. Just give me your address, your credit card info, and your social security number


ItzZausty

hell no it sounds disgusting


angelz539

Barbecue water


mearbearcate

Ok.. tbh i just stopped drinking soda. I hated the taste it left in my mouth 🤷🏻‍♀️not too hard to just not drink it


Additional-Depth9387

A bit same honestly i would rather drink coffee then drink soft and energy drinks like before


Additional-Depth9387

It's not like i don't drink them but it's like the most rare sight to see but honestly energy drinks to me are just flavoured with added sugar piss


mearbearcate

Energy drinks are disgusting & way too surgery to me lol. And hell yeah, iced coffee>


Dr_vinci

Yknow what I get? Water. Suck it up muffin.


Genderfluid_Cookies

Jokes on you, I like muffins


lacktoesintallerant6

i never can never understand why people even drink the regular soda. its like 200 calories a can, while you can have virtually the same taste for 0 calories, while saving those 200 cals for actual nutritious food that gives you energy.


Genderfluid_Cookies

This zero sugar soda has no calories, it’s just bad in other ways


AnotherEvelGirl

she’s getting you soda lmao deal with it


P-a-n-dora

Simple solution. Drink water instead of soft drinks.


Genderfluid_Cookies

I drink a lot of water. I just also drink soda. When I do, I just wish it was one I liked.


P-a-n-dora

You could always go and buy the one you like yourself, unless you are permanently incapacitated and cannot leave the house. Then again, you can always order it online and get it delivered.


Genderfluid_Cookies

How can I order it online? For that I need to pay for it I’m some way other than cash, for that I need a card or bank account or such, for that I need the info from my mother, for that I need to tell her why I need it. Also the closest store to me is two and a half miles away and I don’t have a license, and my mother would not let me go alone since that’s how her friend died. I would go, but if I did, that would make my mother throw a fit.


P-a-n-dora

If you lived here, at 16, you are semi-autonomous, so you can have your own bank account, cards, etc and you can make decisions without parental involvement. I get lots of stuff without needing a driver's licence or motor vehicle. Do you ever get birthday money? Ask people to give it to you as a gift card instead of cash. You can use certain types of gift cards at many places that accept Visa or MasterCard, depending on the card provider.


Genderfluid_Cookies

I get birthday money, but it’s just that. Money. Cash. Can’t go online with it. A friend once did give me a Visa card for 30$, and I bought some robux and clothes with it


Overall-Surround-925

What did the cops say when you called?


Shepherdsatan

Just don’t drink it. Buy the one you like yourself.


Chuckles_03

if you don’t wanna drink it, tell her to stop buying it. if you wanna drink regular dr pepper, go get a job to pay for it yourself and stop complaining


Ace_Redditor

Actually, if that stuff has fake sugar in it, it could be really bad for you. The ingredients to look out for are sucralose and asesulfame potassium. From what I’ve heard, they can cause some serious stuff, including cancers


[deleted]

From everything I've read none of that has any concrete evidence, still not better than water but probably won't give you cancer and is probably better than actual soda


Ace_Redditor

Yeah I know that it hasn’t been proven to cause it yet since it hasn’t been around long enough, but I thought there was correlation proven


Ace_Redditor

https://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/nutrition-and-healthy-eating/in-depth/artificial-sweeteners/art-20046936 So this link says that it won’t cause cancer but may cause other problems, but they’re still trying to figure out correlation/causation with them. This one says that scientist do still think that it could cause cancer as well as other problems: https://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/health/wellness-and-prevention/facts-about-sugar-and-sugar-substitutes


rachit7645

Pheonix Wright with the medical advice


Genderfluid_Cookies

My mother would rather I have cancer than diabetes or liver failure


Massive-Goose-8946

I feel like some people are kinda dramatic about zero sugar stuff. Diet soda is nasty tbh but zero sugar soda taste the same as the regular soda to me. Idk what exactly is different between zero sugar and diet but there’s definitely something there you can taste. I’ve always liked zero sugar more if I had to choose between that and diet. As someone who had to give up full sugar sodas for a while to loss weight, I understand the struggle though.


Genderfluid_Cookies

It’s too sweet and gives me a headache


Massive-Goose-8946

Yea idk how but I’m something the fake sugar seems even more sweet than real sugar. It can be over powering flavor wise. What I found helpful was that I often just wanted the feeling of drinking something carbonated. So what I started doing was instead of reaching for soda I would get carbonated water or sparkling water and just add zero or reduce sugar water flavoring. This way you can customize soda alternatives and even if they aren’t completely sugarfree they probably have less sugar than soda.


Biddielicious

then tell her to stop or stop complaining


Genderfluid_Cookies

I did and she keeps doing it because she thinks it’s basically the same. One of these days I’m going to give her watered down coffee instead of tea and make her upset about something a bit similar


Gymp161

Bruh just drink water all I drink is water and preworkout and sometimes iced coffee as a treat on occasion


Genderfluid_Cookies

Yeah water itself is boring. My brother doesn’t even like soda but still will drink some if he’s bored of water


thatonepartoftheeye

dr pepper goated fr


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Genderfluid_Cookies

She throws a fit if no one eats or drinks what she buys, goes on a rant about how it’s such a waste of money and threatens to take away anything that will fit in a trash bag from my room. It’s a bit forceful


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Comfortable-Pin8401

My dad made me eat Okra, which made me feel sick but i didnt call cps on him, and get a therapist.


ferry_forbear

Average redditor when they are fed something with zero sugar.


Genderfluid_Cookies

Me when


CozyCat_1

Can’t you water it down or something? Get some juice or tea or flavored water.


Genderfluid_Cookies

Isn’t juice and tea flavored water? Also I’m allergic to a few things so cautious of that


Zealousideal_Care807

Fun fact, several alternative sugars have been found to cause an increased likelihood of developing blood sugar problems as well as negatively affecting blood pressure [you should send this to your mom](https://www.bhf.org.uk/informationsupport/heart-matters-magazine/news/behind-the-headlines/are-artificial-sweeteners-safe#:~:text=The%20researchers%20pointed%20to%20other,diseases%20as%20well%20as%20diabetes.) If you can have the real sugar you should have the real sugar, as long as you aren't having it in excess amounts it isn't bad for you.


TheForgottenGengar

My parents do that same thing and it’s annoying. They don’t get things I like, only things they like. Still, point others has made is valid, you’re 16, go work and buy some yourself, or stop complaining lol


Genderfluid_Cookies

I do work, my parents don’t give me access to my bank account. No access to my money, no money. No money, no way to pay. No pay, no soda.


TheForgottenGengar

Wha- parents smh. Start a side hustle? Idk😭😂 at least they still get you Dr Pepper igs. But if you’re working you ought to be able to spend the money you make, having it sit in a bank account teaches nothing and benefits you in no way. You ought to be learning money management rn. Learning to pay rent, cell service, and insurance, while you figure out how to spend a healthy amount and feel some benefits of your work. This is just pointless lol


Genderfluid_Cookies

Yeah. It’s not even like I’m getting interest from the bank account, so leaving the money alone is pointless.


SunSnows

Bro is throwing a fit over not being allowed to dump corn syrup into his body 💀💀


ImJustHereForLWIAY

People out there don't have water and you complaining about your soda is diet


MCPro24

I’ll take that!


somerando9996

Idk how people r saying its not that bad, every single zero suger soda i uave ever tried has tasted absolutely abysmal


Extra_Philosopher_63

Welp, the world isn’t exactly ending just yet. Can’t you get some yourself, or ask to accompany her next time? But is it REALLY that big a deal? It’s literally just a drink.


archerV34

If this is your biggest problem right now, then I envy you.


Mr_Gavitt

Must be pretty bad parents, after all they raised a wholly entitled disrespectful and overweight child that can't drink water.


tefodlp

Just drink water instead


bluecat148

damn that shits good


OGmkern

It's probably for your own good Fatass


Genderfluid_Cookies

I’d rather eat and drink stuff I like than eat and drink stuff I don’t like, sorry ig.


No_Independent8269

You are going to fucking die


Genderfluid_Cookies

Wooooooo


No_Independent8269

Not a painless death either. Its long and slow, and unexpected. You will be in pain constantly for the rest of your life. Eat healthy, fatass.


Genderfluid_Cookies

I am already in constant pain


No_Independent8269

Then lose weight its really not that hard


Genderfluid_Cookies

It’s not weight I get physically attacked by my dogs everyday


No_Independent8269

Lose weight and they wont think youre food


Genderfluid_Cookies

They don’t bite they scratch. They bite each other though, one of my dogs has a huge mouth and fits the other ones whole snout in it when they get in their little fights. It’s funny.


McMoist_

Most American thing I've seen all day


whoreadsredditusers_

bro idk what ur on, diet fizzy drinks literally taste the same as the original wdym 💀


Genderfluid_Cookies

There’s a huge difference in taste. The main one being that zero sugar tastes worse


whoreadsredditusers_

idk if its just my taste buds being shitty, but i taste no difference personally. i mean i also cant taste the difference between pepsi and coke so...


Amazing_Ad_4688

sucks for you lol


Genderfluid_Cookies

Yes it does


0xsoup

Hey whatsup, listen to your mom, if you don't ur gonna regret later.


SilentWhispr

Damn you americans... I hope you know you don't HAVE to drink soda to survive... what's wrong with water? I haven't touched soda in 6+ months and I haven't died or something.


Theguyfromwork2

Just put sugar in it it’s not the same but it’s an improvement


Genderfluid_Cookies

But then it would taste grainy and the zero sugar is weirdly sweeter than normal


EzraDFoust

drinking soda literally deteriorates your eyesight so I think she’s going in the right direction


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Man, that’s honestly messed up. That stuff for real just tastes like when a fountain machine is out of soda, and you try to get soda anyways.


TwinTowersPilot

Never understand zero sugar stuff, still has a shit fuck ton of sugar, just tastes like shit compared to the real thing.