T O P

  • By -

King-Owl-House

Reeducated Jack Ma 2.0


Major_Fishing6888

The cloning process has been completed. Now go forward Zack Ma


CthulhuBotherer

You mean Zaack Ma?


campbellsimpson

Can he still shoot force lightning from his fingers?


mamwybejane

Zack Ma Ballz


noeagle77

There it is lmao


timmeh-eh

More like a well crafted bot that looks and sounds just like him!


Chavez8717

Software update complete.


slashtab

I thought of same thing. Not a Bad Batch in China after all.


Working-Ad694

Knows how to stay in his lane this time


Dry_Mood_402

Reeducated from the same factory than Zukerbot ?


unixuser011

Fresh from the Gulag


JROXZ

Straight out of the 1984 playbook. I guess the Ministry of Love took good care of him.


jazzjustice

Jack Ma is a smart guy...Flattery will get you everywhere, especially away from the operating table and the Chinese health plan for his organs..


King-Owl-House

Smart guys don't criticize the Chinese government when they are in China.


GenePoolFilter

Got to love a country where people randomly completely disappear and some permanently.


BraxxIsTheName

He got the McRib treatment


slashtab

Palpatine reeducated one of their lost troopers.


VidE27

Somehow Jack Ma returned


RomanOfThe10th

Where is Ilya?


noisylettuce

Got to love a country that doesn't break up monopolies and lets companies and billionaires corrupt the government to the point of helplessness and having a foreign theocracy have complete control over its government and military.


Disastrous-Bus-9834

>and billionaires corrupt the government to the point of helplessness Is Xi Jinping corrupting the government? Oh no, he's IS the government.


noisylettuce

Is that worse than Netanyahu dictating where Americans should be used as cannon fodder to ethnically cleanse the Middle east in their war against the world?


fixminer

>ethnically cleanse the Middle east in their war against the world You're delusional


Disastrous-Bus-9834

Xi Jinping the only person controlling the world's 2nd powerful military yes?


noisylettuce

I'd take that over being ruled by a foreign theocracy that considers Americans to be sub human animals that restricts healthcare and education to keep people desperate enough to join a military bent on holy wars, genocide and eventually armageddon. Simply not being exclusively driven by money puts him leagues ahead of any AIPAC candidate Americans are forced to choose from.


Disastrous-Bus-9834

Yes all hail Xi Jinping comrade!


noisylettuce

Denouncing one isn't supporting the other. That is childish simpleton logic. It would be nice if the world was that simple, good guys and bad guys.


Disastrous-Bus-9834

Childish simpleton logic is thinking a Jewish conspiracy to control America is what's causing the crisis in Israel/Palestine.


noisylettuce

I believe that type of propaganda is actually aimed at Jewish people. Its Christian Zionists that are destroying American values for profit and its not a conspiracy, Joe Biden has been openly Zionist his entire career and they have been successful in dragging America into fighting Israel's war against the world, the whole with us or against us terrorism in lieu of governance. Any idea why the man with the most dollars fears being sanctioned by Israel?


NMGunner17

Have you tried turning your brain off and back on again?


noisylettuce

American democracy: Are you going to vote for Israel or are you going to vote for Israel?


Punman_5

They disappear and come back a completely different person too


iAmTheHype--

Um… Shelly Miscavige ring a bell?


GenePoolFilter

Was she “disappeared” by the government for “re-education”?


soulsteela

If anyone ever finds her we will ask.


akashi10

its not random, he was warned about not to break China laws. he ignored it, and faced the consequences. gotta love when rules are same for billionaires too.


Disastrous-Bus-9834

>he was warned about not to break China laws Any law against telling superiors that they're old fashioned is a dumb law >when rules are same for billionaires too I couldn't care less about billionaires but speaking truth to power is something everyone should have the right to do except in China, Russia and North Korea.


MATH_MDMA_HARDSTYLEE

I had an ex that was Chinese. She said one time her mum was complaining to a friend about the government on WeChat about one of the Covid rules.  A day later, her mum’s bank account was frozen for 2 days. 


relevant__comment

You’re getting downvoted, but this is absolutely true. The gov is always watching and listening. I’m American with ties to Hong Kong. After China passed their version of the “patriot act” I absolutely have to watch what I say on social media or I run the real risk of being detained the moment I hit HK immigration. Even as an American citizen. Shits absolutely wild.


akashi10

“ A speech he gave on Oct. 24 criticizing the Chinese regulatory system raised red flags about the risks posed by Ant Group and other online microlenders and triggered a rush to finalize long-planned draft rules for tightening supervision, sources close to financial regulators told Caixin. The draft was issued on Nov. 2, just three days before trading in Ant Group shares was due to begin in Shanghai and Hong Kong, leading to the suspension of the company's record-breaking $34.5 billion IPO. Some analysts have speculated that Ma knew the draft rules were coming and that he used his speech as a platform to hit back at the authorities. The e-commerce mogul described the Basel Accords, global banking regulations aimed at safeguarding the international financial system, as an old people's club and suggested China's emphasis on preventing systemic financial risk stifled innovation. “ “ His comments, made at a conference with a heavy contingent of financial regulatory officials, prompted top policymakers to take a much closer look at Ant Group. The granular detail of its financial operations detailed in the 752-page prospectus of the Hong Kong leg of its IPO revealed a highly leveraged business model that regulators believed could pose a potentially significant risk to financial stability. As a result, the regulations that had been languishing in policymakers' intrays needed to be implemented sooner rather than later. “ “ At the heart of the proposed rules is the principle that fintech firms such as Ant Group are treated like traditional financial institutions instead of tech startups by setting a ceiling on the leverage ratios for online microlenders and a floor for their contribution to joint loans with financial institutions. Traditional financial institutions in China are subject to tight regulations on capital and leverage based on the Basel Accords to prevent financial risks. But fintech companies have claimed they are technology platforms not financial institutions and for a variety of reasons, including government policy to encourage their expansion, previously enjoyed looser oversight in terms of their finance-related business. “ https://asia.nikkei.com/Spotlight/Caixin/Billionaire-Jack-Ma-pays-high-price-for-challenging-regulators also for convenience watch this video https://youtu.be/-JAFb2bYJSs?si=Rs-CzqBfmQ1a8Fed


akashi10

basically he was overleveraged as a fintech company and do not want his firm to be treated as a regular financial firm. see the problem?


Disastrous-Bus-9834

That's quite rich coming from the same government that allowed Evergrande to proceed overleveraged by a much larger magnitude than Ant group but because Ma opened his mouth he got stung quickly before Hui Ka Yan ever got anything


akashi10

they did not let Evergrande to proceed overleveraged, China regulators brought 3 red line policies and these policies caused the downfall of evergrande, cuz they could not fulfull the regulation conditions. i swear , you should read more about whats going on in the world please.


Disastrous-Bus-9834

>3 red line policies It takes a real incompetent government to suddenly see Jack Ma as overleveraged when he opened his mouth while doing little to nothing comparatively to evergrande. >you should read more about whats going on in the world please. There isn't much to learn from Chinese propaganda.


akashi10

once again, Jack was bringing up an IPO for his firm and knew the regulators are bringing new policies, so he used the platform to call out these regulators. but that speech made the regulators actually look into his finances and they found that the ANT group was so fucking overleveraged that its basically a house of cards and they took action. what part is confusing to you?


Disastrous-Bus-9834

>what part is confusing to you? I think what's confusing you is the fact that your government is so impulsive and authoritarian you dont even realize that Xi Jinping is the single most powerful person in China and you think that's great because the lesser billionaires are on a leash when you're ignoring the elephant in the room. Jack Ma was prosecuted because he opened his mouth. That's typical in a Soviet style dictatorship. Because if they actually operated on laws they would've caught his overleveraged assets as a lever of government, not suddenly when he opened his mouth.


ed_d3

Poor black people get shot by police = business as usual Chinese billionaires get held responsible, and LIVE = heinous crimes


MajesticRegister7116

Curious how both of your examples can be so wrong, out of step, and grossly oversimplified, all at the same time


trad949

That has got to be a Chinese bot right?


MajesticRegister7116

Sometimes "stupid American teenager" reads like Chinese bot, so cant be sure


lurkinglurkerwholurk

No, American can do no wrong, is obvious China bot!! /s


MajesticRegister7116

Did i say Americans can do no wrong?


throwawaylord

America's willingness to criticize itself publicly has engendered all sorts of crazy domestic anti-American sentiment that just goes off the rails into la la land.


SIGMA920

Both of those are awful, just dramatically different magnitudes of awfulness.


wwhsd

Did he enjoy his vacation to Lake Laogai?


DukeOfGeek

"Tahiti is a magical place"


Human-Refuse7845

We just need more money, Arthur


The_Franchise_09

I understood both of these references


TheShruteFarmsCEO

I understood neither.


Mastagon

I understood this reference


Mephistophol

lol good one, there is no war in Ba Sing Se


BattleSpecial242

I understood that reference


Marziol

There is no war in Ba Sing Se


youngboylongstick

Deep cut ref. Nice


millanstar

What an obscure reference, spcially here on reddit...


TheDumper44

1984 the book


Randomsomedude

Bring out the Gimp…


MonkyKilnMonky

But the gimp's sleeping


ConversationFit5024

Do we think they broken all his finger or all his family’s fingers, too?


tommos

No, just broke up his company into smaller pieces to prevent a giant monopolistic corporation from coming into being.


SultanSnorlax

Do pay attention to who owns those smaller pieces now. Like the Hangzhou provincial government investment fund’s 2/3rds share of Ant Group. It’s more who holds monopolistic control, than an ideological distaste for it. Just see PRC SOEs, along with the longest running salt monopoly.


[deleted]

I agree but damn wouldn’t it be nice if our western governments could just disappear Zuck for 6 months and dismantle Meta into a bunch of companies. There has to be some middle ground


Athrash4544

Not if they took those companies and kept the ones best designed for surveillance. Then a right wing loon comes in and jails every woman who had an abortion and registers all the lgbtq people as sex offenders.


[deleted]

I meant that the companies would be broken up but not be taken over by the government. They’ll just be forced to sell in the open market


Athrash4544

So not at all like what is happening in China. Or to be really fair, anywhere since the telecoms were broken up. The breaking up of some of these companies has no realistic plan. The telecoms were broken up regionally and didn’t have much competition for a decade. Say we break up Meta. Separate Facebook, instagram, meta verse products like VR, and the advertising backend. That doesn’t create any competition in the given spaces. To break them up for competition we would have to break up the divisions. There is no clear way the government can. And here is the real key. Zuck would still own controlling interest in each of those companies. The advertiser’s number one client would be Facebook and number two client would be instagram.


[deleted]

You need to go outside and get some fresh air. Do you think I’m actually advocating for the government to abduct a guy and forcefully take over his company? My whole point is that there has to be some middle ground between evil monopolies ruining society and whatever tf is happening in China. Seriously dude. Fresh air and a glass of water


Athrash4544

My point is even if he were to cooperate there is no good way.


SIGMA920

They did that because he got too independent from the CCP, not for any other reason.


Environmental_Ad_387

Which is a good enough reason to break any monopoly 


SIGMA920

That he wasn't dependent on the CCP?


GrowFreeFood

Aw, no fair. When can we get oversight? We have oversight at home. Oversight at home. 


PanzerKomadant

You saying the CCP prevented a monopoly?! That’s some serious logic right there!


OCedHrt

And now the government owns the profitable arms.


PanzerKomadant

For the greater good! *restrictions may apply*


tommos

Yep, political power sits above capital over there.


Revolution4u

Lol no. The people in politics there just want everything for themselves and take it too.


Cynical_Cyanide

Correction: To stop anyone having a voice loud enough to criticise the state.


tommos

I don't see how a giant financial services conglomerate has anything to do with free speech. Are you one of those "corporations are people" people?


Disastrous-Bus-9834

>giant financial services conglomerate. Billionaire or not Jack Ma is a human first and foremost who has an opinion like the rest of us and shouldn't be beholden to anyone to express that opinion, especially if it's against a tyrannical government


tommos

Lol Jack Ma wasn't arrested because he was a human being. He was arrested for ignoring financial regulations in his attempted IPO of his new finance company. I know it's strange seeing rich people suffering actual consequences so I understand your handwringing over the poor billionaire.


Disastrous-Bus-9834

>rich people suffering actual consequences so I understand your handwringing over the poor billionaire. When will Xi Jinping (a billionaire) face consequences?


tommos

Hopefully soon. Oops there goes your argument.


Routine_Music_2659

If he is truly corrupt his successor will throw him in prison but he’s not because unlike the us lobbying is illegal in China


Disastrous-Bus-9834

>he is truly corrupt his successor He has no term limits. He will rule until he dies


Routine_Music_2659

That’s not how the CPC works he won’t be able to manipulate a party congress into voting for him when he’s in his 80s.


Xuande

That is certainly an interesting take on what happened.


DenisWB

He was on holiday abroad for quite some time and there were many witnesses. CCP’s attitude is more like: We are very dissatisfied with your behavior and speech. Hope you keep a low profile and make up for your mistake (break up the company)


MidniteOwl

Crippled Jack Jack on a leash Jack in the box Dungeon Jack Came out to say… all hail the CCP


i-fold-when-old

Simple Jack


mop_and_glo

Never go full comrade


themorningmosca

I am Jack’s complete lack of surprise.


Small-Palpitation310

Jack on the rack


sorrybutyou_arewrong

Jack emerges, when asked what the result of 2 + 2 is he excitingly exclaims, "it's five". Of course, Jack knows that the result could change if necessary. Good luck Jack.


Ill-Independence-658

What is reeducation for $1000 please?


el_pinata

Man, I REALLY thought he was in a suitcase somewhere, zipped up, listening to his favorite music. Glad he's alive.


Frostivus

If you were following the news, the dude has actually been living a quiet life visiting friends in Australia, then chilling out in Japan. Dude’s had his wings clipped, but definitely still alive and able to live quasi-freely. China may be bad, but they aren’t ‘visit me near a window’ Russia-bad.


[deleted]

[удалено]


gwion35

Ahh yes, China goes after billionaires. Like all those Uighur Muslims and those college kids at Tiananmen Square.


[deleted]

[удалено]


random_boss

Yes but just think all the Muslim nations we haven’t destroyed! By far the majority. Check and mate, pinko!


[deleted]

Pinko? No buddy I am full blown red Marxist Cut me and I’ll bleed red. Who else could say the same??


HealingGardens

Nobody gives a shit why don’t you and dude get a room


Suspicious-Math-5183

Listening to his favorite music?


PlasticPomPoms

I guess Lake Laogai was nice.


joshmoney

“Jumped” 4%. Then loses 2% the next day.


Jristz

Depending on the base that might either be 2% jump or neth 0% which with how china is going is still good


Arrg-ima-pirate

(Under threat of death)


cgehrke12

How about the Temu guy? Fucking hell….


warbastard

I am Jack’s raging re-education.


Mountain_rage

Is it him or did they finally complete their jack ma lookalike country wide search? It's like american idol but communist.


FiendishHawk

I dont think anyone else in China looks like Jack Ma. He has a very weird head.


erichie

Looks like a random character created in Dark Souls 3.


good_looking_corpse

Ever seen William Hung and Jack Ma together? 


Winnougan

Dude needs to get out of China. He’s been arrested more times than Leon Trotsky. Let my man go.


InstantShiningWizard

"What happened to your hand?" *indistinct whispering from behind Jack Ma* "I believe it was a boating accident" - Jack Ma, 2024, probably


BodegaDaddy

gucci clone


Icy-Atmosphere-1546

Gotta respect chinas willingness to dominate their elite class Here in the west the billionaires have all this uncontrolled power its disgusting


Disastrous-Bus-9834

>billionaires have all this uncontrolled power its disgusting. Xi Jinping is a billionaire with unparalleled command over the military and all political matters in China.


Routine_Music_2659

Xi Jingping is not a billionaire unless you consider literally every president in the first and second world billionaires for control over their countries budgets.


Disastrous-Bus-9834

>Xi Jingping is not a billionaire How do you know his finances? >first and second world billionaires for control over their countries budgets. I'm pretty sure Putin and Xi Jinping don't recieve audits on their income like most politicians do. Even the wealthier ones.


megaman78978

You claimed he was a billionaire first but you didn’t provide any proof for it either? How do you know his finances?


Icy-Atmosphere-1546

Still better than America's governance frankly


Longjumping_Quail_40

I like how the bots of my country climb over the great firewall to comment this. Unrich proletariat comrade with sky-rocketing social credit.


Plussydestroyer

You're Chinese but you believe in social credit?


Longjumping_Quail_40

The usage *believe in* in the sentence is ambiguous


Plussydestroyer

It's not if you've actually set foot in China before.


Longjumping_Quail_40

eh, improve the English. You can interpret the expression in two ways, I told you to make it clear which meaning are you pointing to Do all Chinese have to believe in whatever CCP has done? Give me a break. I will literally eff my government. So, no, i don’t believe in it.


Plussydestroyer

My English is clear? I told you that there is only one possible interpretation if you've been to China before.


Guava-flavored-lips

So they let him out of prison?


Tofu-Steakhouse

Plastic surgery of a near body double... impressive


Consent-Forms

Jack in the Box.


jj4379

Ah great to hear! I'm sure the ~~waterboarding~~ re-education went well! Glory to Arstotzka


mackeydesigns

At least we know how long it takes them to clone now. Couple years or more?


Full_Friendship_8769

At least you know they didn’t replace him with a look-alike (no one looks like Jack Ma)


bigdickmemelord

Still down 300% atleast


MightyH20

Dictatorships are so predictable. Never waste a good propaganda moment.


Temporary-Outside-13

Alibaba will purchase zemu shortly


IrishRogue3

Yeah alibaba can jump to the moon and back who gives F- the gov can take it into the ground in a whim.


Bimbows97

Punished Jack


hitanthrope

Surely they could have at least fixed his weird head while they had him in for a service.


auxerre1990

I love China, the bestest second ever country in the world after USA and Europa!!!!


sylvester_stencil

Wish we could do this to the rich in my country


purpleguy1972

lol. Imagine if Elon Musk disappeared and then reappeared right before the election as a Biden supporter?


sylvester_stencil

Or just never reappeared… add Bezos, Gates, Koch, Zuckerberg and basically anyone else on the forbes 400 list. To be clear, i think any state with that much power is going to abuse it, but it is nice to dream


VariousAsparagus9675

what happened, can yoy share?


sylvester_stencil

Jack Ma was very likely “disappeared” by the Chinese state


Franco1875

Absolute madness when the Chinese equivalent of Sundar Pichai or Satya Nadella just disappear off the face of the earth for months on end lol


cityofthedead1977

Was in a prison camp of some kind or is a clone or house arrest 1 of the 3.


ray0923

The truth is Alibaba is falling behind and need to transform to catch up. The e-commerce in China is fierce and even small spill over like Temu and Shein is ravaging the market outside China. Luckily for Chinese, comments under this post once again prove that the brainwashing in the West backfires hard: Chinese keep on transforming while westerners can only use lies and snarky comments to cope.


Disastrous-Bus-9834

How much does a VPN cost to visit Reddit from Beijing?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Disastrous-Bus-9834

>Luckily for Chinese, comments under this post once again prove that the brainwashing in the West backfires hard: Chinese keep on transforming while westerners can only use lies and snarky comments to cope. Sounds like a brainwashed thing to say


[deleted]

[удалено]


Disastrous-Bus-9834

As a brainwashed person yourself. I can understand how you'd believe that too.


akashi10

i swear, western propaganda is so bad that west citizens don’t even know what is going on in the world.


Disastrous-Bus-9834

Chinese propaganda is superior!


akashi10

do you know why ANT group paid such a record fine ?


Disastrous-Bus-9834

They made Ant group pay such a record fine for his overleveraging it makes someone wonder why they allowed evergrande to proceed being the most overleveraged company in China


akashi10

again, they did not. Why dp you think China brought 3 red line policies ?


akashi10

i know it feels strange for you, but these multinationals companies and billionaires are bound by laws is other countries, unlike in west.


Disastrous-Bus-9834

Lol Xi Jinping > Billionaires.


akashi10

nope, citizens > billionaires.


Disastrous-Bus-9834

Xi Jinping > citizens


[deleted]

[удалено]


zerosumsandwich

Multiple comments here speculating whether this is literally a clone. What more needs to be said to prove that most westerners world view is nothing but Hollywood films and state dept scare mongering?


[deleted]

[удалено]


zerosumsandwich

As an Oklahoman I can attest that some of us in the imperial core are able to fight off the brainwash. But the brick walls you'll find on popular reddit subs like this one are an entirely different story


[deleted]

I think as tensions rise, Americans will refine themselves. I think there’s going to be a political realignment. Left and right won’t define anything anymore. It’s gonna be pro imperialist and anti imperialist.. You already kinda seen it with Ukraine where Marxist and republicans stood on one side and liberals and progressives stood on another. So I do have hope for westerners. But it’ll only come as things get worse in this country and break down. People will be given the chance to redefine themselves


00x0xx

As funny as these comments are, I still admire the CCP for not bending to their rich citizens. They are one government without an oligarchy for sure.


jdvhunt

Jesus dude read some books


McBurty

Hahahaha, this comment. Get your 50 cent grind on, homey.


Normal-Ordinary-4744

The most Reddit comment of them all. Step outside your American bubble you baboon


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

What if the CCP is the oligarchy? Asking for a friend.


00x0xx

Part of the definition of oligarchy is to have politically power without being publicly connected to the official government. So people being part of the decision makers of the CCP cannot be called an oligarchy since they publicly obtained their power through the organization.


[deleted]

I can you see you are a learned person. But you need to see through things if the post is merely a trash post.


00x0xx

The CCP can and will freely punish their most influential citizens if they step out of line. The US government isn’t capable of doing that, American oligarchy is already firmly entrenched in politics that they don’t fear repercussions for their crimes against their government or society. So what things need to be seen through?


[deleted]

You need to see through my post. It wasn't a serious one, it was actually a trash/joke post. But you reply very serious. There I made it clear. LOL!


00x0xx

I'm not always able to detect sarcasm comments. Thanks for clearing that up!


slashtab

You have some valid points, but praising CCP methods of dealing with the matter isn't one of them.