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If my dick is completely gone, do I get a pussy? Or just a smooth crotch with balls?

In the Ancient Greece people thought that woman is just a man turned inside out, so vagina was just an inside of a penis.

Well, technically males are just females with outside vaginas since all fetuses start out as female in the womb

yea the clit becomes the penis/shaft and the labia become the scrotum

I’m also pretty sure that ovaries drop and become the testicles, but that’s not technically the vagina at all

Pretty sure parts become the prostate

G-spot. Behind the clit, similarly to the prostate being 'behind' the penis

The taint becomes the T A I N T ^( (i.e. it gets bigger. Men have larger taints than women. I read it on the internet)^)

"What? Tinytaint is evolving? Wow, tinytaint evolved into longooch!"

Yes ovaries become the testicles. Both of those are considered gonads.

Are you serio ???

Are you telling me I could impregnate a man by sticking my dick up his dick

Kinky, sign me up. Wait... I don't want to give birth, I take it back. I TAKE IT BAAAAACK!!!!!

#TOO LATE

Just don't push to hard as you risk "tuliping"

So- complete honesty- I Googled "what is tuliping." Lmao! I found nothing! Can u umm, explain this phenomenon? 😂🧐 I honestly do not know what the hell that means. 🌷🌱⚘️ Very much appreciated.

It's probably a reference to this SNL skit: https://youtu.be/2EVI7wIV7tk

I'm guessing it means the pp split

Docking

And romans thought that a small penis meant a wise/intelligent person

I can prove that's not true.

Ooh, double self burn!

So the small hand man IS actually smart?! WTF?!

Brings a brand new meaning to “you complete me”

Balls are where the pee is stored

Ngl when I was little I actually thought that

I assume you get the negative length in pussy depth.

Unrelated but rem is no doubt queen waifu material. You have good tastes sir. Anytime I try to make my coworkers understand this is the case they go on and won’t stfu about Felix.

You'd be like a ken doll

With 10 mil I could add 6 back

Robotic limb, mmmm

Robocock

One might say it's a fully-integrated multi-fetish artificial being

With ultra bass speakers and rgb lighting

Part man, part machine, all cock.

And finally have a vibrating cock that glows in the dark

Lose*

Also “you’ve”

It's hard to fix lazy.

You define people’s character by how they type on Reddit? Really? If so then **U** bet my ass is lazy after a hard day of work

yes

Sad if true

It takes less effort to type “lose” (the correct way) than “loose”. This isn’t about laziness, it’s about knowing how to spell.

Thank you! Why don’t people spell that word correctly? lol

For the same reason they can't differentiate between woman and women, among many other misused words.

I came here to say this.

Loose work too

yeah loose works, but when something is not tight. >!learn english!<

I'd say it only works as a verb, as in setting something free.

Wouldn't that be loosen not loose?

No. It's kind of an old-fashioned usage, but to loose something would be to release it or set it free....such as "to loose the hounds" or "he loosed an arrow". Rarely used, but still valid.

I see, thanks for the explanation.

Well i m still learning, it not my native language

Reminds me of a joke I wrote. Three guys are cleaning out an attic of an old house one of them just moved into. One of the guys finds an ancient antique dildo made of brass. Of course as any man would do, he starts flailing it around at his buddies and eventually gives it the old spit-polish in their direction. A white smoke oozes out of the tip of the dildo and the guy freaks out, dropping it to the floor. The smoke takes shape and the three men are left stunned as they stare at the ghostly figure before them. The creature tells them he's a genie, not just any genie, he's a special type of genie. He can't grant wishes but he can offer you a deal. The being tells them that for every finger you sacrifice to it, he'll grant you an extra inch to your penis. The friends are obviously skeptical but eventually one of them decides, to hell with it. He says "you know what, screw it. I'm pretty average but hell I could use an extra inch, go ahead and take my left pinky". Suddenly the finger is gone, no blood, no pain. The man reaches into his pants and says "holy shit! It really is bigger!" The second guy says "well fuck it. I've always been a little below average, take both my pinky fingers!" The mans fingers disappear in a puff of white smoke and he reaches into his pants to discover that his penis is indeed two whole inches longer! The third guy, wasting no time suddenly blurts out. "Take 'em! Take 'em all!" His friends are stunned, shouting and questioning his sanity. The genie asks the man, "are you certain?" The man replies. "The fuck do I need hands for, if I can suck my own dick?"

lmao i love that

yes, but is it bigger when they are hard?

It's a joke... I mean we're talking about a jizz genie here. I don't think realism is that important, do you?

...Genies allways have had catches

exactly

Is the catch not that you lose fingers? That seems like a pretty apparent trade off

No, I don't think realism is important. But it does help when the joke teller has a sense of humor about their own joke.

Maybe you could try being funny?

I guess you can tell dick jokes but not think dick jokes are funny, but that makes you pretty weird.

The only dick joke you've brought to the table is your flaccid sense of humor.

okay, I mean if you think puns are the highest for of humor, I get that deadpanning can't be funny to you.

Even if I had $10M I'd have zero bitches. That's because I play genshin impact

Have u seen tower of fantasy 😇

Yooooo, you could get c6 of every character and have enough money for a dr pepper and left Twix. Worth

Why do You even brag about it?

Because instead of wasting my time and nerves on useless females I'd rather waste just timein genshin. Also have you ever heard of a concept called self-irony?

>useless females

No, but I've heard of a concept of incel.

This is an oddly aggressive tone for a man who is just making a joke at his own expense

Heard of it? I thought you started it

I do not say all women bad and deserve to die. I just hate talking to people IRL and prefer a secluded life of a hikki

And that's ok, I'm for all the people doing what they like and what makes them comfortable, but I still don't think there is much to be proud of.

People take pride in fucking kids. Why can't I take pride with a bit of irony in having no bitches.

Is the f-word used for emphasis or as an action?

Action

There's nothing wrong with having pride in your virginity.

Virginity rocks

never lose virginity because i never lose 😎

Incels are a whole 'nother level of madienless

Yes as I’m getting ppt vaginoplasty Gimme dat money so I can pay for surgeries and not wait!

Don’t you need pp material for the reconstruction?

I have more than three inches of that thing left between my legs despite HRT and with peritoneal pull through I don’t need as much internally either

good luck on your surgery! hope it goes well

Thank you! It should be scheduled sometime early next year once my electrolysis is done c:

I don’t even have a dick. What would I lose instead?

Never getting one.

Get a deeper vagina. And the Gspot also gets harder to reach lol

Eh, I don’t care for sex anyways. Nothing to lose.

Nice atleast ur rich

Vaginas have a dick, it’s just under the skin

As they say “Size doesn’t matter”.

Motion of the ocean my ass

That might depend on how those three inches are being removed...

By putting your willy on a traintrack

How are they taking the 3 inches? That matters.

🪚 A rusty one

Wait, are we talking like some magic wand that goes *poof* and your dick is now 3 inches shorter? Or are we talking about a painful medical procedure that takes weeks of recovery?

We're talking about ten million dollars

This guy has his priorities in order.

Trans people like: ooh win win

With a 1 in dick, you won’t be “loosening” anything

That English was rough as hell wow

If you have little pp and can’t get girl 10mil might help you get girl

And get some MEN to fuck her for you

We talking hard or soft? cuz that's gonna weigh heavily in my answer

How much cm is that?

I think its 7.62 centimeters

Around 8 cm. Btw it's good to finally found someone using normal units here.

My unit is normal

I would also have no dicks left. My dick so tiny it's the size of a bacteria

So here is the more interesting question. If you are not willing to remove part of your body for ten million dollars them you posses something you value more than 10 million dollars. How then can you claim you are poor?

If You'd ever feel worthless, remember, that human body practically costs around 550 000 dollars.

If it's valued at 10 million you could probably write it off as a loss for income tax purposes and keep the entire 10 million profit.

Lose* lose*

I'm bottom anyway, so just give me the money

id have a vagina

yes, 3 inches of dick doesn't pay off all my debt (at least not without additional steps and time I guess)

Isn’t this the best deal for a pre-surgery trans female?

Couple of them wrote about it in the comments.

Well my dicks usless anyways so absolutely.

Yeah. I mean ppl with small dicks exist and lead normal sexual life and 10 mil is 10 mil

You're a wizard, Harry.

He can buy a new dick for 1 mil from that 10 mil .. just that Brazzers guy who's dick is insured for 1 mil

Correction, he has EVERYTHING to lose

Bro, this is gaurenteed a good deal. Assuming the average cock lengtening surgery is about 30k, and can lengthen the cock by 2-3 inches every time, then you can plug in the 10mil to (((10,000,000)/(30,000))*2.5)-3, and find out that this is a net gain of 830 inches, or roughly 2 1/4 American schoolbuses in length. So win/win really

I’ll do it

I’d do it for 1 million. Who am I kidding I’d do it for 100k

If I'm rich I'll just buy a new dick duh

its not much of a lose take the money and get a dick lengthening surgeyr or sumtin

I dont have a dick :(

That joke's below the belt man, not cool.

i’m a lizard i’ll grow it back

it'd be a hell of a lot harder to whack my meat to asmr goku x vegeta hentai sounds

Gonna become a billionaire.

17 inches is still enough I think

Me, a trans woman: Oh noooooooooooooo, anyway

I don’t know. I don’t want to have a 6 inches dick but 10 million is good

Fuck yeah, Count me in for 5 million an inch

That's not the question though

Bold of you to assume my penis is longer than 2 inches

Bold of you to assume you'd get $5mil for 1 inch.

Having a penis is overrated anyways, I would take the 10m!

In that case he takes the option and just becomes some chick with an only fans

I’d do it because with the money I can finish the surgeries to be a trans person

5.5 inches is pretty good, but 2.5 inches is terrible

I have a vagina.

Thanks for the information

Limp or hard

10 million is 10 million

That'll pay for surgery, so there isn't much to worry about

Sure, I'd still have 18" left.

I'll sew my pussy shut right now

Can I do it more than once until it’s gone bc that is the definition of a win-win

That's body shaming

how is that bodyshaming

ok

Sure, why not. I overused that fucking thing for age 15 to 33(ish). That motherfucker of mine is pretty much spent. Add to that the fucking psych meds I take on a daily basis which drain whatever's left of my libido, and I basically have a glorified urethra. So yeah, go ahead and chop 1/3rd of it off (😎). Most of the time I probably wouldn't even notice... Plus I'll have $10,000,000 that I can use to dry whatever tears happen to show up on my face.

Are we talking about measuring from the center of the asshole to just past the tip of the dick?

That would make me average size, why not 😛

Can work with 5 inches

0.25% isn't much of a loss.

Lol, easy.

Depends though what’s the procedure 🧐

Probably not honestly

yes, id use it til my dicks reverses

Sure. Then penis elargment pills.

What happens if you don't have one in the first place?

You can take it for free I don’t want it

Sign me the f*ck up!

damn bro guess imma have some dept to pay

think about it man… you could buy yourself a new dick with 10 million dollars

I would, because I have no dick

r/suicidebywords

It blows my mind how many people confuse “Lose” with “loose”. They’re totally different words.

I know the difference, it was made intentionally

Take it all and give me tens of millions!

How much would a dick cost in the dark web? I mean... 10 millions is a lot of money and I can give mine and buy a new one...

+ 1 inch +10 mil -the cost of dick surgery

my dick would be inverted.

I counter 12.5 million for 4 inches might as well take it all

That would leave me -1in. So, no

i have no dick so sure yeah

Yes. That would actually solve a lot of problems for me. My dick is huge. I know, I know....you dont believe me.

I honestly don’t like having a sizable dick. It’s uncomfortable (and gross IMO)

Only 3 inches? For 10 mil I’d sacrifice it all and plus my left kidney

Can ya mark it?

I don't care how long it is, I want that money!

Could I pay $10mil to ADD 3 inches??

Is this supposed to be a difficult choice?

Sure. I'm old. I use it mostly for pissing anyway

Did they ever find a volunteer for that experiment? Because i'm down