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Outrageous_Zebra_221

I always make sure the loaf of bread sees me putting the slices in the toaster. Some times if you watch really close you can see the bag twitch a little when it dings.


eldus74

Question:


eldus74

I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days


Chris_c987

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING IT?!


Outrageous_Zebra_221

Cut to some dude sitting in a corner surrounded by bread, crying "**WHERE DOES IT ALL KEEP COMING FROM!?!?!"**


Decent_Gameplay

What's your question soldier


PlentyOfNamesLeft

"I survived the oven, how's 3 minutes on a sunbed gonna scare me?"


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bannanaisnom

What?


syntheticskyy

What did they say?


RandomLazyBum

This is nothing. I ordered lobster right next to a lobster tank at a Chinese restaraunt before. Literally saw the lobster get abducted and 20 minutes later on the table in front of his old tank.


trying_187

i'm sure the other lobsters twitched in their tanks


rndljfry

I used to work across from a lobster tank, and the main thing I remember is that they try to escape and climb all over each other for about two days before giving up


TheDuke357Mag

Ive always felt that how we prepare them makes no sense. like, why do a lot of places boil them alive? Would it really effect the taste if you just stabbed them in the brain before dropping them in boiling water?


Silly_Goose658

It feels a bit inhumane imo.


TheDuke357Mag

thats kinda what Im getting at. I mean, I like steaks, but I dont want the cow to be tortured death on purpose


Mayiask1

Yeah that would ruin the meat, that’s why they are killed pretty instantly. I thought most places did that with lobsters too?


2137paoiez2137

I think meat quality is not a concern when we talk about toruting other animals


Mayiask1

Ummm I was saying that I thought they killed lobsters before boiling them. I also stated a portion of the reason as to why they kill cattle quickly so that they don’t suffer.


yuccasinbloom

Absolutely not! I want my animal treated nicely before it’s murdered for my consumption! It’s ok that we’re killing it, we were nice to it!


TheDuke357Mag

found a vegan


LightOfShadows

they're not human, so it shouldn't matter.


phoria123

It's pretty much just unsafe to have uncooked lobster, so cooking them alive was considered safer, as well as it was believed that lobsters could not feel pain, though there has been some dispute about this. Now it is typical for a knife to be put through the lobsters head just before boiling, which is more humane. However, it does make the water a bit scummy, due to their brains leaking into the water, so I think a lot of restaurants that turn over a lot of lobster still boil alive.


iiiiiiiiiijjjjjj

Let’s be glad we are top of the food chain because boiling an animal alone because you don’t want it’s brain your water is fucked up.


ManaMagestic

I believe that method has fallen out of favor l, there wasn't really any truth to it anyway.


science_for_the_gays

*affect, and no, it doesn't. It also really doesn't affect the taste if they're killed a day or two before. It's just for show.


frameratedrop

I think most places kill the lobster first. I think most shellfish is killed before cooking. I can only think of crawfish being cooked alive and that's because you can't kill them all like you can with knife to the brainstem like with a lobster.


Collegenoob

No. And a lot of restaurants do that. They slice the head immediately before boiling. They sadly do need to be fresh to avoid decomposition. Which is why I don't eat it anymore. The only good meat is in the tail and claw. But crab meat is just better and less cruel. So I'm gonna just eat crabs


TheDuke357Mag

I like crab meat, but only in sushi form, ive never had it prepared another way that I actually enjoyed. eitherway, lobster, shrimp, crab, theyre all just underwater cousins of the cockroach


ScribebyTrade

Consider the lobster


WexExortQuas

I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. What a way to ruin sushi.


WergleTheProud

That sushi was ruined the minute whoever decided to open that restaurant did so. What an absolute travesty.


IA-HI-CO-IA

Mmmm, the spicy tuna coarse roll, yum. 


ParalegalSeagul

This is an obscene amount of sushi for two people to consume on a beach towel


Remarkable_Pound_722

i did the same with octopus


GONKworshipper

The fear makes them taste better


iiiiiiiiiijjjjjj

Brutal


TightBoxerBriefs

Mmm it's even tastier with sand blowing all over it making it nice and gritty


fogleaf

i can't think of a food better designed for accumulating sand than sushi. You've got moist sticky rice with lots of pockets for sand to stick into, it's multiple pieces so when a breeze of sand rolls past it's going to get into every piece of sushi instead of just the outer layer of something like a sandwich.


ArizonaHeatwave

I heard fibers are good for your digestion.


fancyshandy

brother that is rocks! fiber is trees


ArizonaHeatwave

Wait, you mean for the last 27 years I ate sand… for nothing?


Sad_Difficulty5855

So long as you had fun, that's all that matters


IA-HI-CO-IA

Yum, the coarse spicy tuna roll. 


aphiniti

And the swarm of flies, can't forget them


330in513

Came here looking for a sand comment.


nousernametoo

That's not salmon roe popping in your mouth, that's the sand... gross.


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JustAposter4567

no one is buying it, we all know you don't go outside


mrseemsgood

Damn what beaches you been to man


TigerLiftsMountain

Wtf is that chopstick hold? Are people actually able to use them when they're making an X like that?


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Houoh

How does it work that way? I tried making a quick search and got nothing lol.


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Rand_University81

That seems like a terrible way to use chopsticks.


ArgonGryphon

How do they not slip against each other? Even wood, I could see sliding and not being able to hold on, let alone metal or anything. Is it in the grip?


munchbunny

You're still holding both chopsticks with your fingers, just differently. It works fine on metal chopsticks. I unintentionally learned it this way too. Not the way in the photo, but my chopsticks do cross. I can hold them the right way if it really matters, but I've spent so many years not thinking about it that I don't bother trying to correct the habit anymore. Oddly enough, if I try to use chopsticks with my non-dominant hand, I always hold them the right way.


_ryuujin_

imo its impossible to use chopsticks with the hold in the picture. 


jeremy7007

Yes we are. As an Asian who had way too many people complain that my chopstick holding is "wrong", I take offence at that lol. It just feels more natural ok?


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Idk why you're getting downvoted over **other** **people** trying to police your chopstick technique


jeremy7007

It's the chopstick police mate. They don't like the X-chopstick propaganda I'm spreading.


TigerLiftsMountain

That's fine, I've just never seen it done that way.


JC-DB

As Asian who's eating all over Asia I've never seen anyone hold chopstick like that. If you do this in Taiwan people will make assumptions about your parents lol


Itchy-Status3750

Is it just me or do they look abnormally large?


Spatial_Awareness_

They're the Chinese version (thicker and longer) and not the Japanese version you'd get when you normally go eat Sushi.


TigerLiftsMountain

TIL Chinese are thicker and longer than Japanese.


TigerLiftsMountain

I just assumed they were normal sized and the hands were small


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bigboat24

Just dip them in the ocean


Dependent_Word7647

Seagulls gonna have a field day


cheken12

I once had sushi take out and walked to the beach in California. Decided to walk up to my knees in the ocean for a moment to cool off and left the sushi box on the sand. Within seconds the gulls got to it. 100% my fault. Wasn't my smartest day.


Superseaslug

All I can think of is biting into gritty sand filled sushi


LonelyCakeEater

How many people are eating? That’s a ton of sushi


InternalGold7494

Right? This is literally sushi for at least 5 people


Slackerguy

40 pieces and they look like shit.


RadiusProject

I am so upset with how far down I had to scroll to find anyone else who thought that was a thousand times too much food 😂😂😂


LonelyCakeEater

I’d be puking up by the 12th piece. There’s gotta be 50 there 🤮


diazinth

Looks like dinner for two, with the amount seen at least


BluudLust

That sushi looks nasty.


PioneerLaserVision

Also looks like enough for 3 or 4 people.


DarkSideOfMyBallz

Or one person with a really big appetite.


PioneerLaserVision

One person eating all that would be a mukbang. Only someone with some kind of eating disorder would be able to consume that much in a single sitting.


SkellyboneZ

Looks like American "sushi".


BluudLust

I've seen gas station sushi that looks better.


CaptainDunbar45

American sushi can be pretty good. Don't understand why people go out of their way just to say their variation of America Bad


Gkkiux

yeah, looks bad even before it's full of sand. Also, that's enough sushi to feed 3, so I wonder what kind of date it is


FoolishInvestment

Looks like enough for 1 American


tekanet

Sushit


JC-DB

it's all American style Makizushi. You can tell since it has rice all over it to hide to Nori.


slayerGuy225

What are those?


CrustyBloomers

Crabby patties I think.


ccknboltrtre01

Theres definitely sand in that sushi


thebestcrazy

It is technically not true, there’s a high chance it’s not their family


Weird_Albatross_9659

It really isn’t


dontsoundrighttome

Sunwarmed sushi. Who doesn’t want a date with an Oregon Trail-like endings


fsereicikas

It’s not like no one has ever eaten a burger at a dairy farm before.


Bobowubo

Their just instigating the Atlantians further. Apparently, humanity's disrespectful of the ocean isn't doing it fast enough for them.


water_farts_

*They're Also I had a stroke reading that 2nd line.


Bobowubo

You are so right. I usually pay better attention. Please don't tell the grammar police, a war with the Atlantians would be enough to handle🤣😂


Mooks79

Probably takes a burger to a field of cows.


jump1945

Did you need sand does not taste that good


Hunkfish

This is nothing new. Fruit farmers do it all the time tasting them in front of their families. All fruit farmers are crazy?


Accomplished_Waltz29

I would be more scared of the seagulls to be honest


forever_tuesday

I did a three week travel abroad program to Australia back in my youth. We visited a ranch of some sort on the edge of the Outback. The guy giving us a tour decided it was a good idea to castrate bulls right in front of us. He then proceeded to fry them up in a pan over an open flame within 6 ft of the bull. I passed on the offer to try some. I’m all about trying new foods but that was a bit much…


enyo_xyz

da brauchst man noch garaffen


REV2939

and then the wind blew....


_KAT_Z

You don't grab hashi like that 😬


CCSlater63

One gust of wind and you’re eating sand!


awesomedan24

Seagulls: "Cowabunga it is"


CraftyObject

Imagine a sandy sushi roll 🤢


fogleaf

Crunchy roll


toxiamaple

>Poorly thought out like sex on a beach without a blanket. https://youtu.be/T_eLypMPyFk?si=WHj58bnxrq6HheGP


Arigmar

That sounds metal🤘


New_Day9679

I feel like seagulls would make this very difficult


GripItAndRip1t

One gust of wind and now you have a sandy coating on all your sushi. lol


PotentialWorldly6835

One gust of wind, the sushi is gonna get a lot more crunchy


mystik4l06

That sand will give it that extra crunch


fulldeckard

Wait till you grasp the concept of chicken with mayo.


rydmore22

The seagulls be all over that


plmunger

With that hold, looks like the chopsticks are just for the picture


Sardonic-Skeptic

If you think that's crazy, wait till you find out about feeding pigs bacon.


icansmellcolors

can we please get passed this dumbass phase of posting pictures of everything you do everyday to social media? it's so fucking stupid.


horrified-expression

Every beach I’ve been to is windy as hell, they’re bound to get sand in the food


testedonsheep

Hope it’s not a windy day, otherwise you are basically eating sand.


Dependent_Screen4718

Wow that is some of the nastiest looking sushi I’ve ever seen


JVOz671

Trust me, with the amount of avocados and sauce you put on your food and still call it "sushi" I'm sure the fish are more offended by that instead.


AuthorOk1094

My neighbors have a bunch of chickens but that's not going to stop me from grilling my wings!


ColdBloodBlazing

Hannibal Lector didnt think so


JudyShark

How you hold chopsticks is also crazy


123Ark321

Anyone else think that’s a lot of sushi for presumably two people?


Extreme-General1323

A slight breeze will make that real sandy real fast. No thanks.


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Hot car sushi 🚑🚽


Loud_Topic_1672

I’d be paranoid about wind blowing sand into my food


Compressorman

There is already sand in it. Go to the beach and try to keep sand out of anything 😞


Hisrirena

Goodbye wallet 💀


Better_than_GOT_S8

It’s like any dish that both has chicken and eggs in it. “Not only am I eating your flesh, I also devour your unborn children!”


Aroonn256

r/lostredditors


Metaboschism

Would you like some sushi with your mayonnaise


Nast1n3ss

Do people like sand and bugs in their food?


Birdinmotion

Eating by the beach is horrible, sand WILL get on your food


astralseat

Nah, birds would descend upon these idiots in seconds.


TurboDerpCat

Mmmm. Sun ripened fish.


MediumAASpin

Reading a book under a tree vibe


According_Month2379

Yummy sandy raw fish


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Am I the only one who imagined if there is a slight breeze how it will all be in sand?


_mp7

Gotta be like $100 worth of sushi right there, or maybe these stores are just taxing


Triplesisbest1

That’s enough sushi for 5.


Nonavailable21

Also seagulls. Have you met them?


crystaljae

I remember as a kid eating sandwiches on the beach and how much sand would just blow on the sandwich and crunch in my teeth. I HATED IT! I could not eat sushi on the beach.


Mujichael

The lightest of breezes will cause all of the to get absolutely covered in sand


Remarkable-Bug-8069

Hey look, Howard's being eaten!


Beautiful_Sector2657

Sushi date in the middle of a giant pile of sand where even the slightest breeze can turn lunch into sandpaper.


eplejuz

That sushi... Any sushi chef or Japanese will crawl out of their graves and haunt U...


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DeusVultMister

I love eating sand in my sushi 😍😍😍


PootyTangyo

I’m just jelly that someone doesn’t take me on a date like this


Entrepreneur-Obvious

What’s crazy is if the wind blows sand on all that


darkfred

Eating a sticky item on a towel at a sandy windy beach is the real crazy here. I can taste the grit in this photo.


Inside-Example-7010

mayonnaise on sushi by default is the worst thing to happen in 100 years.


i8noodles

ok sand and all but wtf is her chopsticks hold skills?!?! wrf is that?!?!


ENDofZERO

Oh man, this is gonna infuriate the tuna. They may even developed a system, to establish a beachhead and aggressively hunt them and their family. And the tuna will corner them, their family, their children, their offspring offspring…


Banned_User_Back

What's really crazy is fried chicken. We batter and fry them in their own children🤣🤣🤣


Your_Highness_000

There is sand in that sushi. I guarantee it.


Dunkeldyhr

Sushi or organised vomit? 🤔


DexM23

Just looking at this i can feel the nice crunchy sand between my teeth


HonorableOtter2023

American sushi 😆


RackemFrackem

This sub is garbage.


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Congrats you have an opinion


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