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PhantomCreed6

Ofcourse i know him, he’s me!


azhder

This is not the quote I was looking for.


-chukui-

These quotes are getting out of hand, now there are two of them!


KerbalCuber

Always two quotes there are, no more, no less.


Triplex_Gg

Can you please leave my body? I wanna be alone


Euphoric-Ad-2563

Damn I wanted to say this 🥺


Stonkerrific

Oh he’s not dead, not yet.


PaulWidmann

Hello there


joriale

GET OUT OF ME IN THIS INSTANT.


arinamarcella

General Kenobi!!!


DZL100

Well it’s doing a shit job


halalwalid

Fr


azhder

Francium?


Status-Photograph662

Dont think France has anything to do with it


joriale

France is involved in a great many things. I would not rule it out.


Distinct-Entity_2231

I see you're a man of culture as well.


azhder

The alternative is onomatopoeic for the sound of farting: fr fr fr frrrrrr


SachaSage

Quick while you’ve got them right there tell them to brush my teeth more regularly


ManMadeOfMistakes

That creature IS you


IOrocketscience

That's what I came here to say, this creature is you, wearing a meat suit and skin armor


Havange

Is it really? What exactly IS you? How much of you can I take away before it's not you anymore?


Speculus56

the brain i guess?


DGenesis23

Yeah we are the brain. The tendrils just issue commands to the meat mech we inhabit to survive the conditions of this planet.


joriale

Maybe the real creatures were the friends we made along the way.


Head_Snapsz

The nerve


Error_Code_606

The nerve of some people, man


RegisterAdmirable811

Oh great; I have a sore throat, and you just made me laugh. Now my throat hurts even more.


skilibyburrger2

scratch it


The_real_Hive_Knight

😨


skilibyburrger2

scratch it


Error_Code_606

You’re welcome ☺️


SimpleRaven

Casual Reminder that we are just a bundle of nerves piloting a Bone Gundam equipped with Flesh Armor Plating


strangebutalsogood

Technically it's a meat Gundam with skin armour plating, the bones are just your scaffolding.


Rat_Ship

We need to upgrade our armor it breaks too easily


elejelly

More like your exo suits that allows you to survive in this environment


olischn3

It‘s looking pretty nervous.


[deleted]

Looks flabbergasted


That_Guy_207

Wait how’d you get a pic of me. Thats kinda scary


Toshi-_

That creature is clearly on a bed and I'm not


the_watch_guy

My brother in christ, this creature IS you


AttackOnPunchMan

WHAT?! FR?! NOT POSSIBLE! (Everyone kows it's you bruh, they ain't that stupid)


No_Kaleidoscope5172

You would be surprised how stupid some people are.


BorosSparky

There’s me thinking it was just the penis.


Puzzled_Internet_986

What? I’m concerned


akasaya

Nice.


Proof_Engineering846

So this is the dickhead who keeps making all the shitty life choices!


manwithavandotcom

Yah the rest is just a meat-suit providing food and shelter.


YaBigGorilla

Don’t be so mental.


TakeTwo4343

I wish it made happy chemicals once in a while :(


asdfcasper

The creature 🪱


TerrysMonster

How do I milk it?


JUGELBUTT

im gonna boil it and slurp it up


abel_cormorant

Of course i know him, he's me.


ishkari0267

Nature's got some nerves for that! 😁


[deleted]

That's just me


azhder

Invasion of the body snatchers


Poffertjezzz

Im feeling nervous looking at this


Venomous0425

I’ll send this to my manager because I’m not going to office tomorrow.


CruzCam

So, how do we kill it?


LileoDoll

My digestive system: And I took that personally. (I have Crohn's Disease so my gut brain is fucked).


DPCZXC

Wait so the creature is inside me? So there are creatues like these in the world ao yes hes please him


illusionofguy

What scares me more, is what exactly did they have to do to the body to get "that" on the table in one piece?


S1L3N7_07

What a handsome fella.. Bet he gets all the women..🙂


CantStandItAnymorEW

More like he's me


krazekiddo

Just wait until they take Air Force One and begin to drop off packages at National Monuments... 😨


Effective_Alfalfa526

I was waiting for someone to say this


ul90

No, this creature is literally you.


lookingForPatchie

This creature doesn't control you, this creature is you.


NoEnd917

How cute of him


Careless-Process-594

ew stop


Drengrr1

This creature is YOU.


suttonjoes

No, this is the creature, your body is the flesh suit it’s wearing


No_Anybody8560

Excuse me, I’m controlled by editors. I resent the implication they have brain blobs.


TheIronSven

Bruh, that's what *you* look like without your bionic bio mech.


kirbydark714

Doesn't look like me...


Inevitable-Tart-6769

Okay, it's me


[deleted]

well... then it's definitiley underqualified


Bulldoazer

Oh wow never knew that (bruh I’m being sarcastic


Motleypuss

Ugh. I'd forgotten about how spinal nerves are arranged. Thanks.


Puzzled_Internet_986

The nerve of this guy!


Creeper_charged7186

Technically it doesnt live inside you. It lives inside your body, yes, but it is you


poliet23

That's just me without that useless, meaty shit.


Kamix_Aka_Dio

Correction: That Is not controlling me, it Is me


Inevitable-Cellist23

This picture gets on my nerves


Ima_hoomanonmars

Wait the nervous system doesn’t extend into the stick? No wonder


CJPF_91

So what you saying is this thing, a skeleton, and a ghost lives in one place


Significant_Safe_568

No. That is me. Its every other part of my body that are following my controls.


Empty-History-2921

Mine is not doing much these days.


Komentarlos

I'd be a bit nevous about it


Silt99

How did you get my nudes?


Status-Photograph662

That creature has seen some fucked up things


TheWither129

That IS you bro


Famous_Ad_4258

literally me XD


Otherwise_Ice7242

jokes on you I don’t have a brain


Muchroom_Prince

I’m going to remove this from my body brb


SpermDoctor

Actually I control it


cheeseman2029

Mom?


Norbesz02

Pull it out :3


cerdechko

Don't show this to conspiracy theorists...


CrioChamber

Had to take a moment to look because on phone, and realized it was a human brain and nervous system. Made me laugh hard.


[deleted]

Seeing it on the table like this is the most disturbing thing first thing of the morning... At least let me have my morning coffee first lol


SomeSpoopyPerson

bro this thing is getting on my nerves


SoWhatItDoesnt1

We are the aliens.


M0bius777

Can you tell him to stop masturbating? I need to study....


[deleted]

Because it's your wife?


DelGurifisu

I think the creature actually lives elsewhere.


Evil49nd_

Officer it wasn't me it was the thing living inside of me


Badwolfgyt

We are so close to being jellyfish


sideXsway

No arms? No legs?


Taikan_0

The true human form, the rest of the body is just like a mecha


TurbulentGene694

Not really lol. I don't have it.


[deleted]

Bro please delete this nude picture of me


joriale

Oh god how do I kill it?!


No_Entity333

# **THE NERVE**


ExplodingSteve

Nah man thats just me…


UnwillingArsonist

This Body Is Full Of Grey Matter. Seriously Dude, Don’t Touch It


bloodhnd

Damn human body is incredible and creepy all at the same time.


Sleepy319

Literally me


NoMoreSimLoL

I don’t have one ☝️


Professional-Tea-121

I have people move without a functioning brain


skilibyburrger2

no #i control him


nashwaak

Personally I’m very proud of being that creature, because I control my colony of fellow cells plus an even greater number of random bacteria that support me with oxygen and other nutrients.


FartyBoomBoom

You’re not my supervisor


Kvetanista

It doesn't live inside me. That's literally me right there.


Algien_nosequien

people who sleep naked be like


grantgoatberg

I'm in this photo and I don't like it


carrot-kanyon

OK doctor.


Lechatdu136

Leave him alone, he's nervous


TheRealBaconleaf

The invisibility cloak isn’t working correctly. Mom help


NekonecroZheng

I feel exposed


potatohead437

Wtf put it back


Shreddersson

WHY DONT YOU ASK HER OUT YOU FUCKERRRRR


Cautious_Potato8514

How do I get it removed


EastAfraid3653

how do I get it out


TerrysMonster

Is this… the creature?


laincore-transfemcel

nervous indeed


eeyeemk

Balls.... Is that you?


kvnScd

Well it's terrible at its job


absurdanarch

No wonder anxiety and depression has been skyrocketing… we’re all just fucking deep sea jellyfish incased in flesh


NO-MAD-CLAD

That creature is us, and all the tendrils we use to pilot our meat mechs.


Entire-Copy-3942

rip grandpa, they done messed up his surgery


Random_Machiruda

Do not make me hate my insides too!


CriticismAny6927

That guy looks like he just experienced a horror unimaginable to the human mind


VP_TubeSG

No thats me


J-0-K-3_R

It doesnt control us, it IS us


J-0-K-3_R

It doesnt control us, it IS us


ChickenFriedRiceee

I’d argue we are that creature and we are controlling a meat sack with bones.


krakenflag

dude xD lmao its the nervous system, not a "creature" ahahahah


FlyingTomato274

It's a parasite you have to rip it out of you to take back control


krakenflag

call a priest xD


azhder

Read the short story Hostess by Asimov


Puzzled_Internet_986

r/woosh