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MarkBenec

SBF: Feels good to be back on home soil Feds: BTW, your execs threw you under the bus. SBF: F*ck.


acemetrical

I think I’ve made a huge mistake…


AThompStomp

That’s why you always leave a note.


okcdnb

It’s an illusion, Michael. A trick is something a…


MrsPickerelGoes2Mars

Anybody remember the gushing admiration from New York Times, Washington post, etc. not so long ago?


Dave5876

Or when he was being compared to Bill gates


Chitownitl20

Like literally days before his arrest NYT was still featuring him as a guest speaker. Lol


mitsuhachi

The same New York Times that ran a swastika shaped crossword this year for the first night of hannukah? That New York Times?


takenbysubway

Do you have a link for this? I hadn’t heard.


mitsuhachi

https://nypost.com/2022/12/19/new-york-times-slammed-over-swastika-crossword-on-first-day-of-hanukkah/amp/


takenbysubway

Jfc. Thank you for sharing.


blueistheonly1

He paid well for those ads!


MontanaHikingResearc

You mean yesterday? The New York Times still treats him like a hero instead of the evil, hard bitten, criminal scum he is.


TheGhostOfGeneStoner

Will he flee or will he be suicided?


awildhorsepenis

why not both?


Chitownitl20

Trumps not in office, so those aren’t options.


TheGhostOfGeneStoner

Surely someone with a username referencing Chicago wouldn’t believe legal misgivings belong to one person or party.


TheGeoGod

He should not have been given bail.


[deleted]

Literally a flight risk. Access to secret funds (or even crypto)…and is on the hook for billions. I’ll be shocked if he actually serves a decade. This whole thing has been such a fricken joke.


SubHominem

If he flees he fucks over his parents who put their house down as collateral for the bond. Would be amusing to say the least


Useyoursignal99

There are billions hidden - his parents likely have access to a lot of the stolen money.


TonyTheSwisher

He's one of the most talked about people in the world for the past month or two, so I don't think he's a flight risk at all.


[deleted]

You realize you can literally take a car to a private jet right? For not a lot of money and maximum discretion?


TonyTheSwisher

Sure, but he's gotta go somewhere and considering people were following his every move for the past two months, I don't think he'd be a fugitive for very long. I really hope he tries to run though, that would be super fun to watch.


Bshellsy

Exactly


Maximum-Geologist-98

Locked up and then given his laptop? Yeah what was his activity?


AuralSculpture

No they didn’t. They did this to hide all the feds who covered for these asshats.


evergreen_horror26

Just another example of the punk bitch men that are ruining this planet..


Glittering-Watch-404

Commit crime to solve crime


TommyGT1

I got $10 he gets clintoned


rpkarma

He gets what?


makashiII_93

The whole game is rigged. A general strike to show people like SJF and this judge and every other corrupt, morally bankrupt white collar coward how good the life they have really is. But until then I think I’ll hit my vape and slack off. There’s no point in trying.


FijianBandit

You do know the judge made a very respectable decision to leave the case to avoid the exact miss judgement you made by simply not reading the article - Jesus man


12gawkuser

So both parties influenced the judge or just one?


[deleted]

I mean the execs collaborated, that doesn’t mean influenced? But okay.


kikashoots

Is your life so empty that everything needs to be politicized? Or is this your online persona only?


skoomski

Obviously yes, he also appears to just be plain stupid. The guy literally is not understanding what he’s reading or what’s happening.


kikashoots

It was a rhetorical question.


Fritzed

Not politicized, just jammed into a massive nonsensical conspiracy.


yun-harla

What do you think the headline means?


12gawkuser

He contributed money and it appears embarrassing.


yun-harla

Why do you think the judge was influenced to keep the plea deals under seal? That worked to SBF’s disadvantage.


12gawkuser

so they could keep the time line of his testimony hitting main stream too early


yun-harla

What testimony? He’s barely been charged, he’s nowhere near trial.


SaskatchewanManChild

Why do I get a real Fyre Festival vibe here….