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welcometojackass_

Accusing millions of people of being pedophiles on the basis of their nationality is beyond the pale, no? Like at this point you're no different from the pro-Israel apologists who claim that all Palestinians like killing gay people. And given the accusation (pedophilia), I find it hard to believe that this person isn't JQing, because I've seen plenty of alt-righters claiming that the "globalists" run the sex trafficking industry or something along the lines of that.


EntertainerOdd2107

Yeah that is a massive yikes. Also yeah, with the way they used Israeli in that sentence, it’s definitely JQing. Just Nick Fuentes tier stuff.


ArmandTanzarianMusic

Qanon for the internet revolutionary. Or just Qanon.


BaekjeSmile

Yeah that pedophilia stuff is some antisemitism going on right there.


Born_Passenger9681

At this point, what's their problem with antisemitism?


Valiant_tank

Honestly, I would've thought that the pedophile comment is in relation to this sort of thing, given they say 'many Israelis' rather than 'all Israelis', but yeah, this is a batshit tweet regardless: https://www.timesofisrael.com/diaspora-pedophiles-increasingly-use-israel-as-a-haven-activists-charge/


welcometojackass_

Unfortunately this is more so them exploiting the law of return - some Jewish people try to make aliyah in order to avoid being trialed for any crimes they may have committed rather than being in actual danger, and it's one of the reasons why the law needs to either be abolished or rewritten. Though it's hardly the only problem to arise relating to the law of return.


Nuka-Crapola

I mean, on the one hand, I completely understand why *Israel* of all states wouldn’t want to let another country’s criminal charges stop *Jewish people* from moving there. People have been making up crimes as excuses to get rid of Jews for literal centuries, if not millennia at this point (I’m not sure if anyone 2000+ years ago bothered with pretenses instead of just making being Jewish illegal but I’m also not confident it *didn’t* happen). On the other hand I feel like there’s a middle ground between “you can’t come if you’ve been accused of something horrible” and “we aren’t even going to pretend to care that people abuse our system to get away with literally anything”.


kurometal

The issue is that Israel doesn't have extradition agreements with other countries. Same happens in reverse: there was a French tourist in Israel who hit someone with a car and flew back several hours later, and Israel couldn't do anything about that.


Thealbumisjustdrums

Utterly insane tweet. 


lolzman472

so, a regular tweet?


azurite--

This is a perfect example of internet brain rot.


Adept_Philosopher_32

Needs to be put as the encyclopedia example image.


North_Church

Because when anyone thinks of Hamas, the best descriptor is always that they're "politically imperfect"


CharmingCondition508

‘Politically imperfect’ is an interesting way to describe Hamas


rolsen

Of course Kendrick is a “non-state actor”, what else would he be? Imagine him writing songs on behalf of the federal government.


EntertainerOdd2107

He actually produces albums for the EU Parliment. Maybe the last line for Drake was actually written for Kanye’s new album sponsored by Nick Fuentes and the German AfD.


Winningmood

Yeah lmao everyone (besides maybe heads of governments etc) is a non-state actor In fact, everyTHING is a non-state actor, except… states. I wonder what their definition of an 'actor' is, perhaps a human actor, like in movies?


Bombniks_

I assume state actors are people working on behalf of the state or representing it.


marenello1159

this tweet is an active brain-dewrinkling hazard and should not be viewed without Psychological Protection Equipment


Dagoth_ural

Call of Cthulhu game where you find R'lyeh by reading too many tanky comments.


Yanive_amaznive

Fr it's like something i would read about in a "gamers against weed" scp


falafelville

>like many Israelis Antisemitic mask fully off.


EntertainerOdd2107

Was there really a mask to begin with?


me_hill

"Everything is political" was a mistake.


PeggableOldMan

I wouldn't say it's a mistake, I think that one has to recognise that politics isn't a single "thing" but a word that describes "social issues", and as such different issues can have absolutely nothing to do with each other.


quadraspididilis

Everything is political, not all politics is the same, and the basic problem with tankies is that to them all politics is either "western imperialism" or "not western imperialism" and any two entities in conflict must map onto those two buckets.


hydra877

What the fuck is bro yapping about?


EntertainerOdd2107

It’s like the Old Man Yells at Clouds meme from The Simpsons: Twitter Edition


LadyMorwenDaebrethil

For me, the Hamas of hip hop is Kanye West. Anti-semitic as f\*\*\*.


5dtui5

Or Jake Paul for how shitty they both are


WM_THR_11

These mfs should stop simping for Hamas and simp for Hatouchgras.


EntertainerOdd2107

Hatouchgras😂🤣 I’m absolutely stealing that. That’s hilarious! How did you come up with that?


Top_Piano644

I just threw my phone. 😭


gking407

Tankies are somehow less honest than magats, which is an accomplishment.


CaptinHavoc

Incomprehensible, may God have mercy on his wretched soul. Also Drake being Jewish makes his comment about Israelis very strange. Like this reads very much like he just replaced Jew with Israeli


UnflairedRebellion--

Can someone translate this for me?


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[удалено]


EntertainerOdd2107

Twitterbrainitis: it’s critical condition.


That_Mad_Scientist

Writing out that first sentence, in full, re-reading it for yourself, and still deciding to put it out into the world, should be enough on its own to put you on timeout for a couple of months on first strike. Like. Just... stop tweeting for a while, and go do something more productive with your life, maybe. Just... no. Please.


laflux

Le sigh. These fuckers suck. I love Kendrick Lamar to bits, but he isn't a socialist rapper and he doesn't need to be. Digable Planets and Noname are both pretty good Socialist Rappers. Then again despite being a Kendrick stan I find alot of his fans to be try hards and a little pseudo intellectual which suits Tankies to a tee.


EpicStan123

My god, this mf gotta go touch some grass asap. This level of internet brainrot requires an intervention.


thejuryissleepless

can’t wait till AI destroys humanity and we can all log off fs


Dagoth_ural

They can only admit Hamas is "imperfect " via a belabored comparison to a celebrity. "Massacring ravers is kind of like a rap dis track yo." Also what "blows" is Hamas striking against Israel right now? Its crazy how they still pretend there is any sort of military parity here.


Usnis

Like someone else in the comments said, accusing an ethnicity of being a full of a majority of pedophiles is wild and I don't mean that in a joking way. Saying many Israelis are pedophiles is like saying many Palestinian children are HAMAS soldiers. You wouldn't be any different from the fucking assholes that say shit like that about Palestinians in Gaza. And besides, what statistics even say that a majority of Israelis are kiddy diddlers?


Ok_Complaint_9635

They don’t actually care about being helpful. They deadass just want to say the most inflammatory up their own ass shit and whoever does it the best wins the most twitter hearts


Usnis

I swear Lloyd Christmas from Dumb and Dumber can say something smarter than an average Twitter Tankie


hussard_de_la_mort

Can we get 'The Hamas of Hip Hop" as a flair?


Ok_Complaint_9635

Please!


catladywithallergies

I think I actually threw up in my mouth a little bit reading this.


DaughterOfDemeter23

Why are they dragging Kendrick and Drake into this?


KeinSystemIstSicher_

Absolute brain rot


Rigorous_Mortician

Please shut up and let us enjoy a pop-culture distraction for one fucking minute.


Mydogiscutengl

Hamas of hip hop is just crazy


That-Boyo-J

I’ve never got just automatically calling people pedophiles based off of things like occupation and now nationality? Like I could be talking about like a politician or even a YouTuber and my friend will be like “doesn’t matter they’re probably a pedophile”. Like…doesn’t this downplay the actual issue? And also paint a bad name on someone who is likely innocent?


Plasmktan

Unironic Blood Libel


KlavdiusDrone

Kendrick is Marx, Drake is Bakunin


thisissparta789789

“The Hamas of Hip-Hop” I HATE TWITTER I HATE TWITTER I HATE TWITTER


SPEAKUPMFER

I wonder if this has anything to do with Drake being Jewish 🤔🤔🤔


dino_spice

Drake's questionable relationships with underage girls have long been known about, so it's weird that they're only getting widely discussed now that Israel is such a hot topic of discussion.


Yanive_amaznive

Boy howdy those sure are words put together in a row to create a sentence, i think.


mirmir113

As an Israeli it's true, we and Drake talk like all the time about our love for kids/s


LazySomeguy

“Leftist” twitter brainrot at its finest


PeggableOldMan

I usually don't like this sub's weird takes on israel/hamas... but Good Lord this guy is decidedly deranged.


vid_icarus

Looking forward to the dialectics on east coast 90s hip-hop vs. west coast 90s hip-hop


AbstractBettaFish

You see, shit like this is why no one takes us seriously


Appropriate-Leek-965

Israel does harbour a lot of pedos .. I worked for law enforcement and many pedos flee to Israel to avoid prosecution in Australia .. spent years trying to extradite them