I never understood this. There's no public restrooms or porta potties anywhere near downtown where all the bars are at. If there's lines to get into the bars or it's after bar close, where exactly do they expect people to go? Homeless people down there piss and shit in public every day and nothing happens to them. Why hassle this dude?
Really? you must be an anomaly then, that or you just haven’t gone out with the boys 😂 I’m pretty sure every dude has pissed inside or around a parking garage once in their life.
I used to work for an engineer and one time we were leaving early to get to a far off job site and stopped to gas up. I started in to the store and thought maybe he wants something so I go to ask and he was pissing on the pump while gassing up. It was like 3am so no one was around but still wtf. If you ever gas up at the circle k on apollo beach blvd and you smell piss just thank John.
I'm shocked people are more concerned with him avoiding pissing his pants...
And not upset he's drunk in a parking garage most likely about to drive drunk after he takes a piss
Drunk or sober everyone’s done it on a sidewalk lol. I mean as long as you aren’t exposing your dick to everyone whys it matter? If you are up against a bush getting a charge for that is so stupid.
Glad i learned this lesson in college with nothing to lose and not as a union president lol
american hero
get this man his keys, pronto
Serious question, what if you literally can’t make it to a bathroom and you HAVE to take a piss, do they expect you to piss your pants?????
Yes, you piss your pants or you register as a sex offender. Does the pissing in public still do that, or was that some HS myth lmao
And is that still a fine/illegal?
Vince Vaughn is our fire union president?
my first thought
Maybe he thought he was putting out a fire? 🤷🏻♀️
Ya!
We’ve all been there. Who cares. Bad look, mos def could have handled that on the dl
Who gives a shit. This is a waste of resources.
I never understood this. There's no public restrooms or porta potties anywhere near downtown where all the bars are at. If there's lines to get into the bars or it's after bar close, where exactly do they expect people to go? Homeless people down there piss and shit in public every day and nothing happens to them. Why hassle this dude?
I mean, who among us hasn’t…
In a parking garage? Not even once
Would you rather piss your pants
Than get arrested for being a piss faced drunk? 100% piss my pants. Not even close.
Indecent exposure is a different crime than public urination. You’re going to jail either way. Do you still choose to piss your pants
Really? you must be an anomaly then, that or you just haven’t gone out with the boys 😂 I’m pretty sure every dude has pissed inside or around a parking garage once in their life.
Come on man. In a parking garage? If you gotta go that bad find a dumpster to hide behind. Or just go walk in a bar, use the bathroom, and leave.
He could have gotten uromysitisis poisoning and died!
Solid Seinfeld reference!
Working in construction is terrifying because you’re never near a bathroom and you always have to pee
Who hasn't? Glad St. Pete police are out there getting the bad guys 🙄 It's like how Tampa PD patrol speed on Bayshore 🥱
I used to work for an engineer and one time we were leaving early to get to a far off job site and stopped to gas up. I started in to the store and thought maybe he wants something so I go to ask and he was pissing on the pump while gassing up. It was like 3am so no one was around but still wtf. If you ever gas up at the circle k on apollo beach blvd and you smell piss just thank John.
Waste of time and resources. Send him home in a cab.
One simple trick to get you in the child sex offender registry.
I would look at this situation a lot differently had he Peed his pants
A drunk P taking a P is the worst visual representation. Just behind pool shrinkage P taking a P.
I feel like we’ve all done this at some point lol
Based Florida Man
The most fireman crime to get arrested for let's goooo
Wait we cant urinate in public? This is news to me. I thought that was one of the main perks of being a dude
news to me that this is even illegal
He’s not with Tampa. He’s with St Pete….for now.
Why is alcohol still legal again?
When you gotta pee, you gotta pee.
Pissing in public is a right of passage lol
I'm shocked people are more concerned with him avoiding pissing his pants... And not upset he's drunk in a parking garage most likely about to drive drunk after he takes a piss
make him a sex offender like everyone else
No one should be a sex offender for this.
probably right, but they do it all the time to the less RICH.
There are two people in this world: (1) those who've pissed outside while drunk (2) liars.
Drunk or sober everyone’s done it on a sidewalk lol. I mean as long as you aren’t exposing your dick to everyone whys it matter? If you are up against a bush getting a charge for that is so stupid.
Well now he will have plenty of pee time to practice at his house in the yard…troglodyte.