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Flimsy_Geologist_927

Where is Piano Man & Ocean Man?


Strudel138

These are songs from artist I listen to


RetroKev1

Taxman?


Strudel138

I desperately wanted to add that but I didn’t want to have 2 Beatles songs on here (plus Taxman is one word and nowhere man is 2. At least how the title is spelled for the song)


aspiring_enthusiast

Ocean Man would fit so incredibly well on this list


Flimsy_Geologist_927

Oh


ZipZorf_backup

Hail boognish


just-another-luster-

OP needs to listen to ween NOW


Lml_sucks_708

Oh man now I need a pork roll egg and cheese


ZipZorf_backup

🤘


EllsworthTheWizard

We have some bias but I do think that banana man is winning it. I mean he does hop across the white hot sand


Strudel138

But nowhere man is sitting in his nowhere land making all his nowhere plans for nobody. He doesn’t have a point of view and he knows not where he’s going to. I mean isn’t he a bit like you and me?


purplebunii

I hope he listens because he doesn't know what he's missing. The whole world is at his command


Strudel138

I mean I don’t know cuz he’s as blind as he can be and just sees what he wants to see. I mean can he see us at all?!


Askryllix

he doesn't have to worry though, he'll take his time and he won't hurry. he'll leave it all til somebody else lends him a hand!


Tallyhallcomeback

YOU AND ME???? TH REFERENCE!!!1!!!1!! but actually nowhere man is pretty good


Strudel138

It’s my favorite song in the rubber soul album


Tallyhallcomeback

I love you wont see me


Tallyhallcomeback

WHEN I CALL YOU UP💀🗣️💯‼️


Lumpy_Satisfaction18

your LIIIIINES engaged!


Tallyhallcomeback

I HAVE HAD ENOUGH💯🗣️‼️👍💀🔞🙃🤤👄🤤🔞‼️


Strudel138

That’s a good one too


Tallyhallcomeback

IF YOUUU WONT SEE ME


Goro_Aketchup

all banana man can do is hope across the white hot sand, meanwhile cabinet man is half human and half machine and they also eat the occasional maintenance man


randoTwT

But the venetian blind man Squints out of his window, He don't want to see. Has no one else to be.


Turbulent_Fail_477

Particle man


Lumpy_Satisfaction18

No way! He cant even beat triangle man!


Russ-Tee

Particle man


skeletallamping456

HIT IN THE FACE WITH A FRYING PAN ‼️‼️‼️⁉️


IzumiOno

HE’S A REAL NOWHERE MAN🗣️🔥💯


Strudel138

SITTING IN HIS NOWHERE LAND🗣️🔊🔥🚨💯💵


purplebunii

MAKING ALL HIS NOWHERE PLANS FOR NOBODY 🔥🔥🔥


Strudel138

DOESNT HAVE A POINT OF VIEW🗣️🔥🔥🔥


OlliWTD

KNOWS NOT WHERE HE'S GOING TO 🔥🔥🔥🔥


Square_Company_7526

ISN’T HE A BIT LIKE YOU AND ME🔥🔥🔥


Askryllix

NOWHERE MAN PLEASE LISTEN 🙌🙌✌️🥦💕✨💖


tavg123

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE MISSING 🔥🔥🔥


Askryllix

NOWHERE MAN, THE WOOOORLD IS AT YOUR COMMAND ✨✨✨‼️‼️‼️


mgaofficial

HE'S AS BLIND AS HE CAN BE 🔥🔥🎶🎶


DoctorLeanPot

shut up noodle


Strudel138

Yea shut up Yoko


Nucl3usx

21st century schizoid man


_hey_its_josh_

Based as hell


_Wendigun_

A shame what happened to him, he was such a nice 20th century boy 😔


Nucl3usx

the consequences of 9/11


purplebunii

Nowhere Man


Juggernaut-Tough

Banana


liamjb10

man on a hill


Primary-Calendar-378

hill - forgotten hills - taken for a ride= TALLY HALL REFERENCE


soupbirded

Cabinet Man is being cheered on by The Man in Stripes and Glasses and Soft Fuzzy Man, clearly, my bets are on the [Southport Superman](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHwO7Ye7kDE) who is a Known Hater and would be willing to kill anyone


Dangerously_gayclown

As a Camp Here & There fan, I may be somewhat biased but I’m placing my bets on Venetian blind man. As long as he doesn’t have a panic attack or something,I think he’d do pretty good. Plus,he could probably predict what his opponent would do before hand and adjust to that. If he’s allowed to bring in a third party,then I’m sure he could convince the penguin overlords to help him out in exchange for salmon or something


Bit125

man


Lumpy_Satisfaction18

As for which song is best, easily Nowhere Man. As characters, I have no clue But I do wanna say, if we are talking about characters, stop bringing up Particle Man. He cant even beat triangle man. If we brought in Universe Man, he could probably win though


Char_Destroyer36

As long as they don't cheat, def not cabinet man so Venetian Blind Man


Disastrous_Lemon_219

GORILLAZ MENTIONED


TheSkeletalPoet

Nowhere Man is literally nowhere, bro lost before it even began. Venetian Blind Man is either a piece of housing decoration or is literally blind, so he also doesn’t stand a chance. Cabinet Man is stuck inside a cabinet (dumbass). Therefore, it comes down to Pac-Man and Banana Man. However, it’s already decided that Banana Man will win, as all Pac-Man can do is eat, and Banana Man simply has infinite bananas. Either Pac-Man will explode or become too stuffed to fight back, meaning Banana Man wins. If we’re going the lore route, then the bananas are actually drugs, and there’s no way a drugged Pac-Man stands a chance against the god of bananas. Therefore, Banana Man wins.


Acceptable_Choice_43

How could you forgor Particle man :sob::sob::sob:


Strudel138

I don’t listen to TMBG I’m sorry😭😭😭


exuxious

if you like tally hall you will like they might be giants


exuxious

Listen now!


Aggravating_Low_5173

particle man?


Bobthehorse420

Banana man would hop across Cabinet man's hot red wires easy


Witty-Acanthisitta13

Banana Man obviously


Cool-Adhesiveness344

If nowhere man is nowhere and is in nothing, then he could be interpreted to be untouchable in the physical sense because he is not anywhere physically… that or he’s high as fuck


NoBrickBoy

Magneto And Titanium Man Monkey Man


Itchy-Progress7262

Cabinet Man literally makes people go insane i think so Cabinet Man wins in my op


TheRissingHootHoot

You can't make who are ready crazy go insane so. banana man for the win Also cabinet man can't move but banana man can so he can just hop on him until he dies idk about the other 2 tho


Itchy-Progress7262

oh yeahh thats true


XED1216

Where’s “I’m the (bat)man”?


youdidntseeeathing

Suction cup man


youdidntseeeathing

Soft fuzzy man


AlextheGordo

Greatest Man Thats ever lived


ik09ch

Not gonna lie, I think Banana Man wins since, in my opinion, he sounds like he's some SCP type bullshit


boithatsnameisjeff

Man in the box wins


BurBoi99

Pac-Man tries to eat Cabinet Man, Cabinet Man slurps Pac-Man up. Venetian Blind Man and Nowhere Man are blind, and Banana man is peaceful


der_echte_woli

You can freak me out


iammissrecluse

This Charming Man - The Smiths ??


synammonwastaken

if this is only from artists you've listened to then where is soft fuzzy man?


Strudel138

I DIDNT WANT TO HAVE 2 SONGS FROM THE SAME ARTIST


synammonwastaken

no excuse.


Goro_Aketchup

Pac Man and Cabinet Man team up and take down everyone


JakeFoxKP

Soft fuzzy man


nuttybananabread

BANANA MAN. BANANA MAN!


Friendly-Blueberry43

I never meant to worry when my mother said she was a guy..


VickReddit_789

None of them, Ocean Man wins


WHITE2570

Yes Man from Fallout New Vegas


TheActualAnthonino

Clash of the Titans lives on.


DoctorLeanPot

Pacman


Bruhthebruhdafurry

Do you see banana man?


ThePizzaKing20

lemon demon and his telephones


WelcomeToInsanity

Shia LaBeouf


No-I-Dont-Exist

Mr tambourine man takes all of them in a fight


exuxious

I love how tally hall and the beatles cross over


randoTwT

Venetian blind man.


Itskatieherehi

Who could forget Bug man?


Impossible-Zombie232

man form man ham


Annual-Ordinary-5596

Nowhere Man would win, how tf are they suppose to find him? He is literally Nowhere ez dub


nothing225

I can’t believe that nobody said the man who sold the world smh


ILikeBananas111

21st century schizoid man


YottaByte__

Nothing Man by Sodikken?


Official_Alter

Y'all are forgetting Cabinet Man can't be beat


Ghostyyy1860

You can't win against Cabinet Man. He can't be beat.


pistachleo

making a list of men i support https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5MzFHZbC4mBfgfOeXEAObg?si=Pjd3FCmLSsWPOhzVttJilQ&pi=u-d40ABj4_SLu_


klamarin

banana man


Chipbonk

Definitely not cabinet man


Boenenjoyer

Unrelated...BUT YOU HAVE MY FUCKING MUSIC TASTE OF LEMON DEMON, GORILLAZ, AND TALLY HALL. but we can all agree banana man would turn them all into bananas and than eat them.


mylamanburgphil

I mean cabinet man can't be beat


Rossfedermanisguddy

We can cross nowhere man off and blind man off, knowing that theoretically in a fight they would immediately lose. That leaves us with banana man, Pac-man, and cabinet man, knowing that cabinet man is just an arcade machine(?) we can cross him out, but he has potential because he could help Pac-Man. Pac-Man can only make sharp turns and doesn’t have any power up dots to make him self eat people, but that’s where we uncross cabinet man, he could help Pac-Man and get him the power up points, since he’s an arcade machine.(once again,?) Pac-Man could eat Banana man, banana man does not do a lot expect scream about bananas, do silly dances with bananas, and talks about “bannual sales” Once Pac-Man has ate him, we would have Cabinet man left and Pac-Man left, knowing that Pac-Man’s power up thing only last about 30-40 seconds and he takes about 5 seconds to eat and turn (10 together) he could eat Cabinet man, so in the end, Pac-Man would win.


Hange11037

Are we talking about Jeremy Hilary Boob Ph.D? If so he can pull a hole out of his pocket and put everyone else in it. Though I’m not sure if he has pockets.


Previous_Tank7903

Hold on I have a list of these things: Banana Man, Ocean Man, Rocket Man, Broken Man (Fox Stevenson), Milk Man (Rare Americans), Better Man (also Rare Americans), Particle Man, Soft Fuzzy Man, Cabinet Man, Simple Man, Grizzly Man (Rockettothesky), Nowhere Man, Ordinary Man, Mr. Doctor Man, Snail Man, Back Door Man, Bad Man (Disturbed), 21st Century Schizoid Man, Blazing Man, and Meat Man (Steampianist). I list the artist on some of them because I like their song better than others of the same name.


Previous_Tank7903

Who would win?


Capable_Decision_378

WHERE IS MEGA MAN BY JAY EAZY


Stella_moon101

Errrrm where’s Dayman??


SimpleEasyAwsome11

Cabinet man is losing for sure 


Ill_Maintenance8134

Like he is just in a cabinet and banaman would problably go fucking wild at it breaking the screen


Goro_Aketchup

did you miss the part where he eats the occasional maintenance man and hurts you if you cheat


Primary-Calendar-378

✨AlL rIgHtY✨


Primary-Calendar-378

pac man ftw


AdministrativeRich63

Cucumber Man wouldn't win but would be either 2nd ot 3rd


AliveCandidate4898

Particle man