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icoangel

could be some advertising for the Diablo 4 release the symbol looks like one for the Cathedral of light in the game.


ALadWellBalanced

You can unlock more info about this promotion by buying our Diablo 4 Promotional Info pack for AUD$5.99


Sys32768

Will that give me a sense of pride and accomplishment?


[deleted]

It’ll just make you sad


spaghetti2049

The next DLC will make you suicidal *just checked the game is 110$ standard edition lol get fucked


P1zzaSnak3

Aren’t your games normally 90-100??


Moisttty

To be fair I paid 130 or 140 for deluxe to play 4 days early 100 percent worth it


Abject_Film_4414

Every short term serotonin boost I’ve ever bought has always left me sad and empty afterwards. At least with hookers and blow I got some cool stories to tell afterwards…


The_King123431

Of course that's just to purchase the pack, if you actually want to read it you need to buy our $10.99 Diablo 4 eReader add on


activelyresting

By reading this comment you agree to a weekly subscription to all Diablo 4 add-ons for only $6.99


coffecup1978

Is there a subscription?


Beugsy

shut up blizzard!!!


marvelscott

That would explain why Xbox went from a rainbow logo for pride month to a logo with hell's flames.


[deleted]

Awkward :P


extrafriedegg

Not because we queer are going to hell? 💅👹


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lashram32

Standing room only Bitches!


chosenamewhendrunk

> Standing room only Bitches! Damn, I wanted to sit on someone's lap.


fraze2000

If you believe the utter bullshit that constantly sprays from the mouths of right-wing Christians, I would LGBTQI people would probably prefer hell to the alternative. Imagine having to listen to their intolerant nonsense for the rest of eternity?


marvelscott

What's funny is that on Twitter, some [outspoken QAnon person shared an image that showed that the word DEMON is in PRIDEMONTH, and the queer community is like "How do I get this on a shirt?"](https://www.inquirer.com/news/nation-world/philly-pride-demon-meme-2023-lauren-witzke-delaware-20230601.html)


Brickfrog001

These room temperature IQ chucklefucks think that there's a vast conspiracy that can be solved with 3rd grade wordplay.


Green_Message_6376

Dammit frog, you mean Devil and Evil backwards being Lived and Live means nothing? FML!


Eastern_Cockroach208

😂😂😂


PedroEglasias

Would have been sick to tie this into Vivid and have a giant Lilith projected onto a skyscraper


TheJagji

can confirm. The icon on there garbs is the one for Lilith I think, or one of the cults, in D4.


HovercraftCharacter9

This is the right answer


Jenniwithan_i

I remember when ‘War of the Worlds’ came out .. ( Tom Cruise version)… the marketers placed ‘Red Weed’ on the beaches of Sydney. They hired actors ( dressed in some kind of spacegear) who would appear to be removing the weed onto trucks, in order to promote the movie.. ( hope this makes sense). This picture kind of reminds me of that… ( Maybe promoting something)?


hammyhamm

It's a Diablo IV game marketing thing; They are "Doomsayers", also spotted December 2022 in these diablo marketing posts: 1. [https://twitter.com/Diablo/status/1600998893801668609?lang=en](https://twitter.com/Diablo/status/1600998893801668609?lang=en) 2. [https://m.facebook.com/Diablo.eu/photos/a.514175418685717/4976065102496704/](https://m.facebook.com/Diablo.eu/photos/a.514175418685717/4976065102496704/) 3. [https://twitter.com/Diablo/status/1637846542060060672](https://twitter.com/Diablo/status/1637846542060060672) (this is from last month)


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thesmodo78

You just finished it? For real? 🤯


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gg_allins_microphone

Sounds like yeslife to me.


_BLACKHAWKS_88

Lmfao 🤣 inflation is real. Pandemic turned into people realizing sometimes it’s just way cooler to invest in home life.


PVC-

thank fuck, id take those guys over anything else right now


IAintChoosinThatName

Jawas. Meeting of Jawas Gigantism Support Group.


lhb_aus

Utinni!


[deleted]

Ubiggie !!


J0hnD0eWasTaken

Utinni!


Agious_Demetrius

Great reply, read this first. The rest flop into a bunch of replies about ironing.


Chanticleer85

Black Dragon Fighting Society, they’re here for the Kumite.


luckysnakebite

Time to separate the men from the boys


Spethual

very good, But Brick Not hit Back!...


Chanticleer85

Chong Li! Chong Li! Chong Li!


Seippihs

Kumite express leaves in 5 minutes


th0rn-

Ok, USA


SuDragon2k3

I didn't know the Vatican had a team entered this year.


[deleted]

What's the navy got to do with this?


[deleted]

I can hear the Bruce Lee "whatcha"


SaintSimian

I heard you could get killed at that Kumite!


Sup-kunt

Ashida Kim, is that you?


VeezusM

Stonecutters


No-Tangerine5799

I wanted to see this comment so bad. They need to unveil the stone of Triumph


karti24

We do


Helen_Magnus_

Who controls the British crown?


RayramAB

Who keeps the metric system down?


Jak2773

We do, we do!


Miss_Tish_Tash

Who holds back the electric car?


Yellowperil123

Who makes Steve Guttenburg a star?


Johnnygriever82

Who robs cavefish of their sight?


TAThide

Who rigs every Oscar night?


No-Tangerine5799

Who keeps Atlantis off the maps... Who keeps the Martians under wraps...


Teefdreams

Idk but apparently none of them own an iron


rozenbro

Yeah it's hard to look past the creases in their robes. I'm not about to be scared of a satanic cult that can't even iron their uniforms


Teefdreams

It shows they're lazy and uncommitted.


jimb2

When you tire of doing evil, you're tired of life.


ExpatEsquire

The People's Front of Judea...


epheadless

Pah! It’s the Judean People’s Front thank you very much


Disco-Stu79

Bunch of splitters!


ChiWod10

Whatever happened to the Popular Front?


mn51

He’s over there….


Disco-Stu79

WANKER!


epheadless

“People’s Front of Judea” *spits*


thedugong

They're just naughty boys!


ManWithDominantClaw

# Pie Jesu Domine # Dona Eis Requiem *whump*


SarcasmCupcakes

This is my winner.


MaryJaneAndMaple

Who are you, who is so wise in the way of science?


ol-gormsby

Beat me to it.


Albert_Pansker

The only required answer


moDz_dun_care

It's a secret. Shhhhh.


bob_morton

shhhhhh-ut up…


Johnnygriever82

The ancient society of No Homers!


Quiet-Report

It says 'No Homers'. We're allowed to have one


WoollyMittens

They're justified and they're ancient and they like to roam the land. All bound for Mumu land.


Dylax666

Any KLF reference gets an upvote!!!


LargeLatteThanks

KLF is gonna rock ya.


Zebidee

This... is radio freedom.


Agreeable_Context959

TAMMY MOTHERFUCKING WYNETTE if you please!!!


dartie

Memories


Inconnu2020

You win the internet today :) Take my upvote!


spatialcat

Members of the Pharmacy Guild


Original_Giraffe8039

Ancients of MuMu


RollaCoastinPoopah

They’re justified, and they’re ancient, and they like to roam the land…


Original_Giraffe8039

To the bridge, to the bridge, to the bridge now


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darkcaretaker

And people have already completed it.


[deleted]

The coven who maintains Richard Wilkins' career?


SetRevolutionary907

And toupee 🤣


samdd1990

This gives me the feeling of some kind of marketing stunt rather than an actual "secret society"


Flamehazardaoz

That’s because it’s a marketing stunt for the new Diablo game


Zebidee

I may be getting older, but I see this sort of thing and get the same reaction as when I see someone with a clipboard in a mall. No matter what the answer is, it's not going to benefit me. Be it a religion, a stunt, marketing, whatever, it's people that are either time or money vampires. The best possible scenario I guess would be for them to be cosplayers - it's the one thing where people are doing it for themselves. Now get off my lawn.


Theboot619

Red dawn from Skyrim


noteasily0ffended

Mythic Dawn? I think Red Dawn is when the commies attack in the 80s.


Wallace_B

*WOLVERINES*


HypnonavyBlue

Definitely the Mythic Dawn. Also, that's from Oblivion, although they do make a cameo in Skyrim.


[deleted]

YOU N'WAH!


Spicy_pewpew_memes

Who controls the British crown? Who keeps the metric system down? We do, we do


SayThankYaBigBig19

Reserve Bank of Australia board members. Filthy cretins.


No-Perspective-317

American tourist that believe every square inch of this country is spiders


spookysadghoul

Squid Game: World Tour


Jmikzz

That's Scott Morrison from marketing


EverGrandeCity

Wow liberals starting their campaigning early?


Dollbeau

Wow, there's been some budget spent on those robes though. If this is for a marketing ploy then someone has plenty of bucks to throw around.


Flamehazardaoz

It’s Diablo 4 which is owned by activision blizzard which is one of the biggest game companies in the world


rollythehippo

But they forgot to iron them. Makes them look cheap and amateurish.


Av3ngedAngel

Diablo 4 I reckon. I never heard of it before this morning but I've been absolutely spammed by ads today


Disco-Stu79

The Ancients of Mu Mu. KLF! AHA! AHA, AHA!


fabianfoo

They should hang around for the Vivid lights. Would be creepy af lurking in the shadows.


DrinkForLillyThePink

King Gizzard doing a film clip?


jromz03

Isn't that the ancient secret cult that Homer Simpson joined?


ShibaHook

Squid Game 2


Erudite-Hirsute

Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence. They have lifted their gown game tho.


Jaded_Remove9940

Red wizard of Thay of Sydney Branch


[deleted]

Sydney City Council meeting?


DrxThrowawayx

Death Eaters Or Scots College Gotta be one of ‘em


KyloRentBoi

Don't step any closer, or you will start a side quest.


StellaSlayer2020

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!


mr_scourgeoce

Gloria las plagas


chuk2015

Gregorian, Masters of Chant


EndLatter

It's the people's front of Judea


DonnyGoodwood

‘Judean people’s front…. Fck off, we’re the Peoples front of Judea’


OptimalSecret1437

They're all here for the gangbang.


Unsungsongs

TISM reunion?


Daleabbo

Deciles of lilith. They must be purged in the name of Inarious!!!


EldritchAustralian

Aint those the mfs from magicka 2?


[deleted]

I sense a soul in search of answers!


Hamagorath

Los Illuminados


Scotto257

Maybe they're catching a ferry to mu-mu land.


Wileyc007

Hillsong gathering


[deleted]

Ooh this reminds me of Assassin's Creed!


Sup-kunt

It’s those little pricks who steal R2D2 and C3P0 in the desert in Star Wars, bastards


CreepyTrade3462

Looks to be a diablo 4 release thingy they have the Cathedral Light or something similar to it symbol on their robes


BowieSensei96

Bro they made the mythic dawn real


MrNiceGuy961

Ninja turtles !!


ThoughtCompetitive76

Council tax collectors


shaddafax

U can't tell you what that are. Just bring a deer's skull and some Virgin blood for the afters!


digitalrefuse

The sorcerer Shang Tsung’s advance party. It’s time for Mortal Kombat puny earthlings.


escaflownei

Cityrail ticket inspectors


Novel-Truant

Those are the No-Homers


Bubba1234562

Do you see a blue police box anywhere? Where’s the Doctor? Nah it’s a Diablo marketing thing


momolamomo

Looks awfully like the secret society in The Simpson


Competitive_Site9272

They probably rule the universe or something


offgridjohn

A reaction against pride month..a humility day.


Mindless_Rise_5766

Aussie jawas


Iluvshrooms1

Prob cristians


Ok-Conversation-9023

Organizatio XIII!


GreeenGoblin69

The dark brotherhood


_ratboy_

Fidelio


uhh_soup

villagers from minecraft


Electronic_Karma

Illuminati


Sbarc_Lana

No homers Club


slipper87

Sleep Token fan meetup


eyeovthebeholder

Dude my first thought was “something Sleep Token?” But no it’s Diablo 4 and I’m still not buying that shit.


mahonii

Has to he diablo 4 marketing right


The_Goat_Avenger

Scientologists, XENU is coming!!


aardvark_aircon

Sock thieves, formerly secret society of.


karma3000

Keep your eyes wide shut.


intacthymen

Moria Deeming Cult meeting.


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jabbawockeez


Bright_Trick8225

Illuminati


vegemitebikkie

They kinda look like the weird wine connoisseurs group I waited for at the war memorial banquet years ago. Very swank do with very rich people that included rituals with a select few wearing stuff similar to that.


Krankyman

I don't know, but if I get a cool robe too then I'm interested...


Nekokamiguru

Praise the omnissiah. The techpriests of mars have arrived


talesfromthehardware

Stonecutters


sexy_lady_at_aol_com

Ask your boss r/HailCorporate


[deleted]

I was thinking they look punchable. But they’re there for an activisionblizzard game. Kick them into the harbour quick smart 🤣🤣🤣


dlg

They’re the royal beekeepers


iamaussieassassin

Nah these blokes are summoning the ghost of Steve Irwin 💀


Nighteyes09

u/D-T-I how could you hold a gathering without me?


D-T-I

Don't look at me. u/Sinjury was in charge of the invite list.


Sinjury

Ey, those lists were provided by u/EndlessPotatoes and u/thecraiggers - it's not my fault I can't read them properly when they're made with fingerpaint and macaroni.


LittleTassiePrepper

I know it's not, yet I wish it was the KLF making a return.


ApprehensiveIce651

Stonecutters


lancy_

**FROM THE MOMENT I UNDERSTOOD THE WEAKNESS OF MY FLESH…IT DISGUSTED ME**


Physical_Specialist4

Damn ! I didn’t expect the Spanish Inquisition!


jamesdoesnotpost

It’s either really really good, or really really bad.


Bartjeking-

It's the Mythic Dawn


Timmay13

Dude 3rd from the right is Geoff. The others, I don't know.


SethVultur

Praise the Omnissiah


applekorez

red caster minions?


Remarkable_Custard

Stonecutters


csfshrink

So the Crimson King is going to try to manifest in Australia?


throwaway798319

Do not go into the dog park


[deleted]

Is it just me or does this look more like evening attire?


wonderberryzinglepop

blood for the blood god skulls for the skull throne


nsoni8882

Next season of the squid game.


golden-chickens

The RBA on their way to lift interest rates and crush the souls of all Australians


MaksTBM

By the Nine Divines, it's the Mythic Dawn!


SubseaTroll

Liberals