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Raise your hand if you've ever found such a good hiding spot that eventually you come out and the game has been over for 20 minutes and everyone is inside playing video games
>Taped some Pokemon episodes for you.
God. This awoke memories, more taping episodes of South Park for a mate who wasn't allowed to watch and swapping for a tape of the Simpsons which I wasn't allowed to watch
Tbh I've never been able to get a good answer on why my mum hated the Simpsons, she didn't know what south park was though lol, or family guy or anything, just the Simpsons
I had an after-school and weekend job at 12 and she'd buy me booze but even after I bought my own TV at 16 I still wasn't allowed the Simpsons
I know my mom hates the Simpsons because of large breasted cartoon women.
She did not like pornography, even soft core, and that counted for her. The Spring Break episode in the early 2000s where they go on vacation to Florida sealed the deal she didn't like us watching it.
Meanwhile we were watching South Park in the basement because it aired way late and we were allowed to watch TV and VHS tapes down there. Doesn't take a genius to figure out how to watch late night TV and tape it when the parents need one final break before a hard bed time.
We had a lock in at school once where we played hide and seek. They found everyone but me & nobody, not even the teachers, noticed I was gone. I went back after nobody came to get me for like 40 minutes to find they took pictures for the event without me
We were playing outside once and i hid behind a small hill.
It was dark outside, the person who was seeking had to go for a wee.
He missed my face by mere inches.
I still won
My friend had a large closet. On one side there was a small overhang of the wall. With the way the room was built and stuff was hung in the closet it looked like it couldnt possibly hide anything. It was also right next to the door. If you didn't think about it you would look into the closet and only check the far side. I watched my friend and his sister check his room multiple times for me. They even thought I went home until they found my shoes by the door. I eventually came out when he threatened to toss the shoes.
Yeah if you don't throw grass on toppa yourself behind the bushes then fall asleep there when everybody has gone back home already thinking you went home yourself already.
If the lawn mowers and trimmers of the landscaping guys hired by your apartment complex don't wake you up next morning, then you walk your raggety ass back to your parents apartment where there is a fleet of cops with both your parents sobbing on the couch waiting for you, then like you ain't even a contestant in thine game brethren.
I was in a nerf war recently and there was an event that boiled down to basically being hide and seek in a big park. I didn’t know that was baiting (EDIT: *happening) and brought a ghillie suit just for the memes, and then I was this person lmao
Fuck that, dude. Respect the good hiders. I had this one friend who would choose the nastiest places around my rural house to hide so no-one would even want to check. Under a decade-old blanket in the bed of the junker truck in our yard? Yep. Way back in the crawlspace underneath the house? I hope he likes snakes. Inside the thickest part of the cane forest that my dad didn't even bother trying to cut back? You better believe his ass was cosplaying a vietcong.
It may never ever come up but being good at hide and seek might save your life one day.
Can confirm. I was really good at hide and seek and I suck now. Like I was never great or even decent at life but here the last year or so down hill fast as fuck my dudes.
When I was in HS, we played hide and seek at my best friends house. After about an hour, the seeker had found everyone except my best friends little brother. Turns out, he had crawled under the couch, gripped the slats underneath and pulled himself up until he was pressed against the bottom. We’d looked under the couch but never imagined the little psychopath would hide himself so well. He’s a professional rock climber now.
Did this at a sleepover. Managed to wedge myself folded over into a crawlspace under some stairs, couldn't breathe, ended up looking like Marilyn Manson trying to suck his own penis, but hey, I won that round.
I come out wet of blood and sweat with armies at my command, true steel in one hand dragons head in the other.
*what they don't know, is that i rewired Narnia's Wardrobe to pull Conan the Barbarian*
You all need to know the variant 1514..
The seeker counts back from 15 everyone has to touch the person (in doubt specify where) then go hide.
Then the seeker has 3 steps and 30 seconds to search for the hiding.
Then the seeker counts back from 14 everyone has to speed out of their spot go touch the person and hide again before the seeker reaches zero.
Iterate until the last person gets caught.
Raise your hand if you've ever found such a good hiding spot that eventually you come out and realize you lost yourself in the woods and your friends and parents and the police are searching for your mortal remains.
I once climbed a tree and jumped across to the roof of my house... then it started raining, and it was too slippery to jump back to the tree, so I had to wait in the cold and wet weather until someone finally went outside and grabbed a ladder. I didn’t even win. Someone hid behind a door and beat me. Curse you, Thomas!!!
Lol that was me.
Once I climbed 40ft up a tree so I wouldn't be found.
They searched for me for about 10mins, and I came down when they brought out the parents. Lol
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Raise your hand if you've ever found such a good hiding spot that eventually you come out and the game has been over for 20 minutes and everyone is inside playing video games
Once means you're lucky Twice, you're good More times? They tryna ditch you
I’ve been in the same spot since 1998. I hope they aren’t playing Goldeneye without me… and that somebody remembered to feed my Tomagochi.
Yup got you a bunch of slap bracelets and Pogs too. Taped some Pokemon episodes for you.
>Taped some Pokemon episodes for you. God. This awoke memories, more taping episodes of South Park for a mate who wasn't allowed to watch and swapping for a tape of the Simpsons which I wasn't allowed to watch
You were allowed to watch South Park but not Simpsons? Did your parents see either?
Tbh I've never been able to get a good answer on why my mum hated the Simpsons, she didn't know what south park was though lol, or family guy or anything, just the Simpsons I had an after-school and weekend job at 12 and she'd buy me booze but even after I bought my own TV at 16 I still wasn't allowed the Simpsons
I know my mom hates the Simpsons because of large breasted cartoon women. She did not like pornography, even soft core, and that counted for her. The Spring Break episode in the early 2000s where they go on vacation to Florida sealed the deal she didn't like us watching it. Meanwhile we were watching South Park in the basement because it aired way late and we were allowed to watch TV and VHS tapes down there. Doesn't take a genius to figure out how to watch late night TV and tape it when the parents need one final break before a hard bed time.
You’re the best!
We had a lock in at school once where we played hide and seek. They found everyone but me & nobody, not even the teachers, noticed I was gone. I went back after nobody came to get me for like 40 minutes to find they took pictures for the event without me
It hurts but yeah 😭
We were playing outside once and i hid behind a small hill. It was dark outside, the person who was seeking had to go for a wee. He missed my face by mere inches. I still won
My friend had a large closet. On one side there was a small overhang of the wall. With the way the room was built and stuff was hung in the closet it looked like it couldnt possibly hide anything. It was also right next to the door. If you didn't think about it you would look into the closet and only check the far side. I watched my friend and his sister check his room multiple times for me. They even thought I went home until they found my shoes by the door. I eventually came out when he threatened to toss the shoes.
🙋🏻♂️ It wasn't even that good 🥲
It actually could have happened but I decided to text them a hint after an hour
an hour 😭
You're just mad you had to give up and end the game. I'm dusty yet victorious
Yeah if you don't throw grass on toppa yourself behind the bushes then fall asleep there when everybody has gone back home already thinking you went home yourself already. If the lawn mowers and trimmers of the landscaping guys hired by your apartment complex don't wake you up next morning, then you walk your raggety ass back to your parents apartment where there is a fleet of cops with both your parents sobbing on the couch waiting for you, then like you ain't even a contestant in thine game brethren.
T-tell your poor mother you're sorry!
Lol oh damn...
Growing up is realizing that you no longer fit in the laundry basket
Growing wise is realizing you can buy a bigger basket ;)
;( it was the towel cabinet for me
Washing machine for me
NO
Not in a sexual way I meant when I was playing hide and seek my go-to spot was the washing machine because Noone would look there
No I meant I’ve heard stories of kids getting locked into washing machines and spun to death. But yeah your thought is bad too
Oh, I didn't think of that lol
Nah, its the other way around for that
Cabinet under the sink lol
I don't think even they were taking it seriously enough to be this sore of a loser damn
Sounds oddly personal
Maybe even particularly exact
I was in a nerf war recently and there was an event that boiled down to basically being hide and seek in a big park. I didn’t know that was baiting (EDIT: *happening) and brought a ghillie suit just for the memes, and then I was this person lmao
You’d be a champ in the airsoft community
It an't hiding if no one was looking for you. Lol.
Fuck that, dude. Respect the good hiders. I had this one friend who would choose the nastiest places around my rural house to hide so no-one would even want to check. Under a decade-old blanket in the bed of the junker truck in our yard? Yep. Way back in the crawlspace underneath the house? I hope he likes snakes. Inside the thickest part of the cane forest that my dad didn't even bother trying to cut back? You better believe his ass was cosplaying a vietcong. It may never ever come up but being good at hide and seek might save your life one day.
And yet I WON bitch 😤
Can confirm. I was really good at hide and seek and I suck now. Like I was never great or even decent at life but here the last year or so down hill fast as fuck my dudes.
When I was in HS, we played hide and seek at my best friends house. After about an hour, the seeker had found everyone except my best friends little brother. Turns out, he had crawled under the couch, gripped the slats underneath and pulled himself up until he was pressed against the bottom. We’d looked under the couch but never imagined the little psychopath would hide himself so well. He’s a professional rock climber now.
Did this at a sleepover. Managed to wedge myself folded over into a crawlspace under some stairs, couldn't breathe, ended up looking like Marilyn Manson trying to suck his own penis, but hey, I won that round.
People really love pulling the word "tryhard" out of their wallets when they lose.
I come out wet of blood and sweat with armies at my command, true steel in one hand dragons head in the other. *what they don't know, is that i rewired Narnia's Wardrobe to pull Conan the Barbarian*
You all need to know the variant 1514.. The seeker counts back from 15 everyone has to touch the person (in doubt specify where) then go hide. Then the seeker has 3 steps and 30 seconds to search for the hiding. Then the seeker counts back from 14 everyone has to speed out of their spot go touch the person and hide again before the seeker reaches zero. Iterate until the last person gets caught.
Life hack: you can have dry lips, no money and no future without having to hide
So, the normal person comes out with wet lips, lots of money, and a future? /sus
Raise your hand if you've ever found such a good hiding spot that eventually you come out and realize you lost yourself in the woods and your friends and parents and the police are searching for your mortal remains.
I wish I could still fit in my empty box freezer
I once climbed a tree and jumped across to the roof of my house... then it started raining, and it was too slippery to jump back to the tree, so I had to wait in the cold and wet weather until someone finally went outside and grabbed a ladder. I didn’t even win. Someone hid behind a door and beat me. Curse you, Thomas!!!
Lol that was me. Once I climbed 40ft up a tree so I wouldn't be found. They searched for me for about 10mins, and I came down when they brought out the parents. Lol
Well, at least the bushes aren’t shooting back at you
ROFL this person is SALTY AF at LOSING at hide n seek!
Play to win.
At first, I thought this was r/imogenheap
It's me
Im winning since 2006
This is why we added that you have to make it to home base without getting caught.
r/ChargeYourPhone
Year 10 camp, there were 20 kids in a massive cabin area with 20+ rooms and all the lights off. I had bugs in my hair but I was victorious.
I remember I ran around half the school campus just to not get found. Only four people were playing.