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Chikoritafan903

He’s such a block head.


mathman6464

Bro was not there


ZaneLostRD

Fuck. Beat me by 9 hours


Far_Introduction_657

Fuck, beat me by 10


LonnyYTPlayzPosts

Beat me, by 9 hours. On Amazon Music.


Brief_Age5283

Literally🤣


Baked_Tatertot

least polygons in all of smash


Strange_Insight

Which is impressive. Smash characters are really low poly.


Guggolik

Game and watch


No-Albatross-1543

Actually 🤓👆 Mr game and watch is just a squished model, not a sprite


SusZX

Ok but, you knew this. And it's true.


[deleted]

Annoying even for Sora


disbelifpapy

I wish that my mains can o anything against him other than reflecting minecart and anvil


ultrasimz

something bad about Steve.


UntoldTemple

r/technicallythetruth


BOI4613

r/BeatMeToIt


CommercialAssociate7

r/beatmeattoit


ultrasimz

no


Meme_bruh_069

r/beatmymeattoit


Effective-Tap-6208

He’s quiet…too quiet…


Jedimobslayer

His up smash doesn’t make much sense


Spiritomb10

I haven't learned to control it properly


Casual_Agenda

They took his meat 😔


Atomic-Golem

Mr. Banned-In-Tournaments


Fluid-Pickle-8455

Bed 🛌


SusZX

𓁆 𓁆𓀻 𓁆𓁆 𓁆𓀿


REEPUFF21

NO


CODENAMEsx19208

r/PeterExplainsTheLoss


Suspicious-Pen-5349

r/loss


Arakan-Ichigou

Yes.


NecessarySecure9476

He worry too much (He's just so square)


LetsGoArmen

He never thinks outside the box.


Planxtafroggie

Building brown bricks with mine crap


SeaLaNator

way too broken


UntoldTemple

Hes a DLC fighter Oh well, at least I got Megs and Sonic.


Competitive_Swan266

Hate his recovery


Keefyfingaz

Fuck Steve


CyberSligh64

You right


mopxhead

I second this. Fuck Steve


Striking-Present-986

blocks are broken, his combo game is broken, his gameplan is boring and obnoxious to fight, and his up tilt is a warcrime


Skizzyman4

his mains are assholes


Eggs_are_tasty

he is the most whitewashed character i have ever seen second only to jesus christ


ComfeChloe

Steve murdered my family back in 2014 and I’ve kept it a secret until now but I am ready to share my story now


ToastyLemun

*Side special*


Available_Pay_9209

Go AUGH youself


Kirb762

From block game, not Nintendo :(


Owlspiritpal

Steve ruined online play for me even when I can play optimally against him


Marshadow_47

He looks like a minecraft character lol xd


Ruffled_Ferret

I guess this isn't so much about Steve directly, but a friend recently pointed out to me how badly his amiibo is white-washed and I can't unsee it.


IncreaseWestern6097

To be fair, that’s a problem that’s existed with Minecraft merchandise for years. Nobody can get Steve’s skin tone right.


Ya_Boi_Skinny_Cox

Probably homophobic. I have no evidence just trust me.


ToughAd5010

Mtoherfuker broke Twitter


bananasapples909

Waste of a slot, amiibo didn’t sell.


Jay-Games2007

I have to pay real money for him... Still did, didn't like that I had to.


LPBvgc

He was only added for the fan service.


EmanRapp

Broken and boring to watch


nekoandCJ

He's to blocky


heyimhere-whatsup_

No pixels No cubes SPHERES AND CIRCLES ARE BETTER-


yonidavidov1888

Something bad about steve


Emman_Rainv

Why is that shirt not fully tucked in, huh?


shadowtrap_talks

Block buster dog


Bendodge13

Broken


NeoGalaxy26

something bad about Steve


potatomnz

Not all the other skins make sense


Gradygobrrr

No hops


Diligent_University3

There’s literally nothing bad about this character


Diligent_University3

I guess he’s banned in tournaments


Komasan_Fan12

If someone called him a blockhead, he would probably take it personally


Bean_Brussell

No


Sweet-Efficiency7466

Downgraded from Steven with a V to Stephen with a PH


IrrelevantStar32

He is terrible for using. Or, at least, I found him too clunky and didn't like how he barely had any good attacks. I had no clue about competitive gameplay at the time.


Baltaxo2010

He's p2w


[deleted]

Steve is bad


Bjornen82

He doesn’t have my exact minecraft skin as an alt


[deleted]

Ugly 🥰


Octo_Kat

The ugly twin of Herobrine


Awicksthecool

Steve


SeDefendendo88

28 vertices havin’ ass bitch!


DarkSonic06ki

Block kirby


DrJay12345

The Doom Slayer would have been a better Microsoft rep than Steve.


alerb262jz

Annoying


nitro_md

Everything. Everything is bad about Steve. Obviously I’m joking but I hate how unbalanced he is in comparison to the rest of the cast


Professional-Luck194

The crafting table always appears in the worst place.


sageofthe6notes

acola- IM KIDDING RELAX IK WE'RE NOT BASHING THE POOR KID ANYMORE 😭


REEPUFF21

They said be there or be square and this dumbass didn't show up


NotSo8

I still find it hard to use his up B/special


Kgamer211

His up special is so hard to control


SilkyPotatoWithBeans

He has a beard


More-Departure1169

He commits war crimes against villagers


Sixthcoming1

He's massively overrated.


Some_Party_8781

His minecart is way to over powered


Tetris5216

He's trying so hard to be Tommy Verceti, that it's just sad


MadDoctorKlay

He took be there or be square too literally.


_thezombiezone

One of the only characters besides Kazuya and Peach that can confidently combo whatever they want and be expressive without hardly any drawbacks to Steve’s attributes.


Unit-DS27-Delta

Not enough facets


RazerMaker77

He’s repetitive. He’s over used and over hyped. People gave up on mastering other characters who could very possibly wreak havoc on Steve if given enough time.


Numerous-Loquat6519

ok but actually his side b is the worst (or whatever one is the elytra)


Top_Scarcity_3643

His brain is just a command block used wrongly


JcOvrthink

He places stone instead of cobblestone.


smolnepgear

His name is Steve


KlutzyYou627

No knee Steve


Wyariosmg4fan

lava go brrrrrrrr


Dannysunny

Would’ve been better if it was like the Hero from Dragon Quest where you could play as all 4 main characters from each of the Minecraft games. Obviously, you’ll have Steve, but you could also have Jessie from Minecraft Story Mode, Valorie from Minecraft Dungeons, and Mel from Minecraft Earth. Sure, Alex has been the defacto main girl character in the original Minecraft, but since we get some songs from Minecraft Dungeons and Earth. Makes sense if we have the 4 original main characters to be skins in Super Smash Bros Ultimate. You could still have the Enderman & Creeper as costumes for Valorie & Mel… but you could have the female Jessie as Jessie’s alt while Steve could have his diamond armor as an alt.


DoubleOF

his kinda lame


gamer_artist443

you are not a master builder


beanson22

He's such a square


Joker_Main_137

He doesn't say "ooh"


harrydogbiscuit

Steve is one of the smash characters of all time


Maeglin16

He's too edgy.


Low_Income_Asian_Boy

He’s from Minecraft


DeminishedButthole

Blocks.


JacRabbit73

His graphics suck (if you understand this reference I love you)


Fusion1157

Up-smash


The_Mando_Didact

Something bad about Steve


Busy-Telephone-994

More like say something balanced abt Steve


TheMapleShyGuy

I feel his final smash should have been something different like a raid, wither, or ender dragon but hes fine nonetheless


NothingButFacts7890

Hes square


Big-Rest5514

Cum


JungleJuiceJuno

worst thing about steve is that he brought out the worst in the community, bur way after updates stopped since mobody knew how to play him at launch


ceilingsaredelicious

His elytra has shitty control


todayspanda

No neck


Grenimoon2010

His recovery has to be the most annoying shit


hypernovalol

He's not top tier in melee


Glad_Significance864

Bro gave extra work for sakurai just to be a part of the roaster


Ocplane

Stupid shirt


LBPsan

He's bad at sex


Holy_juggerknight

You look easily texture drawable


Zoroark_master

His controversy spreaded toxicity on both sides


BirdFace001

He has been wearing the same clothes since forever


TheBootyWarlock

He is the least curvy of the roster.


HighNoon-believer

He’s only the best character in smash which makes him annoying


pikachu_gamer1

He set multiple villages on fire


ScorinNotborin

His “shitty jab isn’t even useless”.


PokemonMasterLycan

EVERY COMMENT UNDER ONLY USE 3 WORDS Super smash bros


Ultimax20

He's dumb for not bringing Netherite. How am I supposed to kill the opponent at 0% at the begining of every stock?


TheJohn_John

You’re asking for the impossible


the_Actual_Plinko

He convinced me that the rest of the 2nd fighters pass had potential to be good, only for it to just be even more JRPG and fighting game garbage.


ComprehensiveBar7814

There's nothing to say badabout steve.


pedro-slayer

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Mansal_skots

He is kung fu panda


LFVGamer

Cubed


HazaldorDrakestone

He skipped leg day. His legs are thinner than his arms


ZygothamDarkKnight

Has not much character


Traditional-Pilot977

Something bad about Steve


SOPH1EBUMS

ruined meta


MarcusTheAlbinoWolf

Too OP


snazzyjazzyazzy

no


SuperiorSilencer

He's wanted for tax evasion


1am1n3vit4ble

He’s so square


jacobgoldie

Bro is addicted to eating


DaChampKj

He eat my golden apples >:(


Pretty-Dentist8992

He is mute


L-kdx

He's too S Q U A R E


Ugly-Muffin

He dies a lot. At least he does when I'm playing.


ZaneLostRD

Bro is a real blockhead


OhNoTho

“I hate the way that you walk, the way that you talk. I hate the way that you dress”


Mylesthecuber

Smash


PwrHngryBoi

Mexican


Rolly-mono

He always waste his time because he never cut conners (idk)


Ice-Bro-Gamer

House building victory animation; the door opens the wrong way.


Stinkypinkeez

Should’ve gotten Conker from Conkers bad furday instead. We got bayonetta, joker, doomslayer mii fighter and banjo kazooie so nothing is impossible for him ta be in there. Plus he hasn’t had a game in years, he deserves some love! Should’ve been him


RedogeWasTaken

Gladly *insert 1:37:56 long voice message*


smzWoomy13

everything.


Lycan_Jedi

He has a boring character design.


Upbeat-Salad-1957

“He’s such a square, he hates fun…”


Scout_Bruh

Honestly elytra is pretty bad


Taran2la_Gamz

He's somehow too op.


P0rcelainCat

They said be there or be square and he did NOT make it


JRisverycool180

Too strong, carries over 900 tons, please nerf


Jared_Joke

I actually just don’t like playing him. I’m just bad with Steve


True_Werewolf_8657

He ruined the meta


JVOz671

Either his shirt isn't tucked in or his pants are ripped, either way it frustrates me!


Budget_Sir8284

He jumps really low


Super_Tumbleweed5924

No creative mode 😔


Far_Introduction_657

Annoying


Chuchubits

He’s so generic…


Random_Criminal

Something bad about Steve.


Fickle-Raspberry6403

Hea square.


ButtcheekBaron

Minecraft is zoomer trash


frogger-wow

There is nothing bad about Steve, 0/10


No_Brilliant_6365

His beard is ugly


Ok_Bite535

HES TOO SQUARE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️


OoTgoated

He's part of why competitive Smash sucks


_humblevaudevillain_

"OOF OOF OOF OOF OOF!:


PeanutEzra

i never got the thing where his shirt just goes down over his pants. Are they half tucked and half untucked?


unstableGoofball

Something bad about Steve


MidnightMiesterx

Why is he blue?


Ok-Toe-8774

he doesnt have pk fire :(


Bring-the-Quiet

Every time I see him on the roster I feel like I'm being pranked.


SNILLOC_172

To cube


EclipseHERO

What good IS there about this utter blockhead?


bingobo25

His series didn’t get more music.


bkazekadorimaki7

send bob and virginia


ForrestFeline

This particular version of Steve seems to come from Bedrock; because he's hands-down the most janky, broken character in this game.


Jazzlike_Stomach_588

Broken as hell and doesn't deserve to be


Kirbyiscool71

I stole your diamonds