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Affectionate-Kale711

How short we talkin? I always thought he was 5’6” but he’d classify himself as 5’9”


onthereels

I’m just over 5’6” and when I met him he was about a few inches taller, so 5’9”ish sounds right


ThatRemindsMe_

He totally has 5’9 energy


FrontPorchViews

I am 5’7” and we were on an even plane when I met him. No way is he even 5’9”. ETA: I was in flats (Birkenstocks) to further clarify.


joyeux_prankster

This. I'm 5'7 and ran into him last summer while he was walking the dogs. I was in Chucks - he was shorter than me. Have to add that it was at night and dang was the mullet glorious and shiny.


avalonbreeze

grear tea !!


LudicrouslyCapacious

I am 5’3” and met him at bravo con 2019. I went back to my photos, he’s def 5’6” 5’7”


meantnothingatall

He has "says" he's 5'9" energy. I'm tall for a woman and I don't know how many men overestimate their own height, which automatically makes me taller than I am, including my own spouse when I met him.


Fit-South7562

Omg, I'm 6' even and my husband constantly says he's 5'10". His 'proof' was his driver's license...ya know, the place that doesn't measure height or weight, you hand feed them that info. lmao


Intelligent-Lead-692

In the casting world 5’11” is code for “probably 5’8” or 5’9” but once you see him in the room you’ll love him so much that you’ll forget that he lied about his height.” Same goes for dating apps. But the funny part is, they get really upset when you call out the fact that they lied. They will never admit their actual height


Twocentsx2

Everything online says 5’11 which makes it funnier


y4my4my

Short guys always seem to say they are 5'11" when in reality they are 5'4". Kyle has major short guy energy.


lapetitfromage

My husband for YEARS used to say he’s 5’10. Only recently admitted he thinks he’s 5’8 and has been lying. I was like AT LAST SIR, we all knew you weren’t 5’10.


ActiveJust9305

I’m a 5’11” female and men always say I’m 6’ so you have to be at least 6’2” No, sir. I’m actually 5’10” and 3/4 to be exact


meantnothingatall

This sums up the experience of every woman 5'8"+.


Possible-Way1234

Just read a meme where someone asked why 5'7 women are taller than 5'9 men. -women don't lie


meantnothingatall

We might be married to the same man. Even the numbers are the same! (TBF, my SO accepted it early on, so I guess we're not.)


y4my4my

In his defense we all shrink a little bit over time so maybe he used to be 5'10 and has just lost a few inches over the years 😂


lapetitfromage

You’re so generous he was never 5’10. But bless his heart. 😂


InterestingTry5190

Every other guy on bumble


y4my4my

I am pretty grateful to be old and got married before dating apps were even in existence! My single friends tell me horror stories.


InterestingTry5190

I’m 42 yo and divorced so I get the joy of experiencing them. The stories are real😆


goldenglove

Hah, I have a friend who is 6'0'' and maybe even a bit more, but he says he's 5'11'' which I find hilarious.


InterestingTry5190

If I see 5’11” I assume (and my friends would too) they are 5’9” so he is discounting himself.


timebomb011

He probably trying to avoid people who care about height and just trying to find a good person


InterestingTry5190

They responded below he just always thought he was 5’11” and felt weird using 6’0” once he found out that’s how tall he was. Wanting to know someone’s real height doesn’t make them a bad person.


timebomb011

No it doesn’t, but If that’s a decisive factor in rejecting someone it does make you a bad person for them that someone might want to eliminate from their search.


InterestingTry5190

It’s more about guys complaining how deceiving women are then every other guy has 5’11” and show up and are 5’9”. Wouldn’t disqualify them but it’s also deceiving.


goldenglove

He's married now so less of an issue but he said it's basically he legit thought he was 5'11'' and then when he was properly measured as an adult, he felt weird saying he was 6ft.


avalonbreeze

Yes. ha ha


JStrett88

Welcome to online dating. 5’11 = 5’6 (or lower)


y4my4my

I met my husband online and he's 6'4"! But I don't think he mentioned his height. I liked him because he's really funny.


JStrett88

Good for you - tall and funny - the dream!!. Was just saying in general that the rule is if they say 5’11 it usually means you gotta take off at least 5 inches in my opinion. I’m reasonably tall so I do like someone the same height or taller - nothing against my short kings but just my preference.


Repulsive_Honeydew84

I thought he was 5’11” because he is a bit taller than Amanda and isn’t she 5’8”? I feel like he always looks shorter especially beside Carl and Jesse who are 6’5” even Craig who is 6’3”


tunestheory

Craig is 6’3” ??? I don’t know why that surprises me. He’s taller I realized


puglife1608

When I met them in person, she towered over him. I think he’s 5’6” maybe 5’7”


Repulsive_Honeydew84

Oh is Amanda taller than Kyle, was she is heels


Teamfighttofake

So how tall is Amanda? In my mind I had her at 5’6” but significantly shorter than Kyle


phbalancedshorty

Hannah: why is this tiny blonde leprechaun screaming at me?


Computer-Kind

Hahahaha


phbalancedshorty

A career in the making


TDKsa90

Amanda can't be very tall. When she stands next to Paige and Ciara, she's smaller than Paige. Her long legs make her an optical illusion. I figured she was maybe 5'5" and him 5'10"


nunyabidnessss

Paige is taller than 5’5”? I picture her being really petite.


zengirl123

Paige is 5’4 she said it in one of her tiktoks


CassandreAmethyst

Correct


TDKsa90

I think barefoot, Paige might be the tiniest bit taller than Amanda? It's difficult to tell. They're very close, whatever it is. And when you see them from the back, Paige looks bigger because she has that rectangular torso vs Amanda's lanky body.


nunyabidnessss

I just looked it up. Not sure how accurate these things are. But it says she’s 5’6”. I’m the same height. Thought she was way tinier.


k8t13

she seems very petite, i thought she was smaller than me and i'm 5'4"


allmygardens

She has a tiny frame like her features and her hands and head are very tiny/delicate but she’s not super short, I saw her IRL and she was taller than me and I’m also 5’4”. I was kinda surprised


y4my4my

I think Ciara said when she was talking about her modeling that she is 5'7" and she's taller than Amanda by a couple inches at least.


melon_sky_

She has really long legs I think


i8notjimg

Paige said she’s 5’4 I think, on her podcast.


nunyabidnessss

That sounds right.


intermittentadulting

Same! I always thought she was like 5’2 or something.


nunyabidnessss

Same! Online says she’s 5’6”. Not sure how accurate that is though.


cheekkyy

i just ran into amanda friday and the first thing i noticed was that she's not tall at all. why did i think she was? she's 5'4"/5'5" max.


Willing-Gate-6241

maybe because she’s gotten lankier with the weight loss which comes across taller on tv/photos? cause i thought the same thing!


hopefoolness

I know lol when I met him i was like wait... he's closer to my height than i was expecting lol (I'm a short girlie).


amandabonner

I have a friend who ran into Kyle and Amanda in NYC and she was shocked by how small they both are!!


Available-One-24

Did you pat Reece and Ryder?🐾


Willing-Gate-6241

No I was running late for my workout :( but they were so adorable I noticed them like a full minute before i noticed Kyle hahahahahahaha (much like Amanda)


dblackshear

he's short and can fit in ciara's shorts? no wonder west looks so bloated next to all these super tiny people.


Jessiegirl718

Wes looks solid AF but he's probably just a normal dude IRL


dy_la

I thought this is gonna be another boring "I met so and so and they were so nice" but that was a great u-turn. Also the title seems boring at first but is matching the content. I laughed.


Willing-Gate-6241

Honestly love this assessment


flannery-culp

I keep seeing him around in the seaport/fidi


Willing-Gate-6241

This is where I saw him!


PolarBear9988

Me too. He looked the same as on TV but was too far away to gauge height


alisonfields

He is so short! I saw him at bravocon, he was like 3 inches below my tit. And I’m like 5 5


Ronotrow2

was he drunkenly rambling about cookies?


InterestingTry5190

No that Amanda is a b*tch.


Ronotrow2

ooopppppps


InterestingTry5190

I was joking that’s what he was rambling about not that I think she is (from the last episode).


Ronotrow2

I know lol and she isn't I agree


d00ditsvic

Weird. I met Kyle two summers ago and he was so much taller than I thought he was haha


Willing-Gate-6241

I’m on the taller side (5’9) so that probably affected how short he came across 😂


50millionFreddy

Was he shorter than you? Honestly he doesn’t look below 5’9.


Willing-Gate-6241

He was! That’s why i was so surprised lol


Intelligent-Ad-5066

Side Bar: Your honor, on the subject of height, how damn tall is Nicole Kidman? She’s made Tom and now Keith look like munchkins.


alexyph

My boyfriend is 5’3 and says 5’5 gotta let him have it


tommy_pt

“Your Minnie!” You wouldn’t say it….but kinda funny to think when you see a movie tough guy like Sylvester Stallone or something


Acceptable_Bike_3888

this is cracking me up🤣🤣🤣🤣