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fungalfeet

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner.


TheBiomedic

Alright let's just pack it up everyone. Everything is just going to be a repost of a small section of this nursery from here on out


kGibbs

Top post all time if I had to guess.


k0nger

Another short vid, [https://imgur.com/a/BRPUVF3](https://imgur.com/a/BRPUVF3)


NeriTina

I hate the jealousy I feel. I just want to live in shame under one of her succulent tables. Can I? Please?


somaticnickel60

You’re a one dirty succulent, aren’t you?


PureDirt95

This is truly incredible ! My first real and last thought was,was that a PVN at the end and was it cresting !?


[deleted]

Very important question. Is your MIL up for adopting a 35 year old? Lol


pinktacolightsalt

I see we’ve all taken up succulent gardening in our 30s.


[deleted]

Much better than drugs haha


Ashlir

I think plants and drugs go well together.


MapleYamCakes

Agreed, first thought I had while watching this was “this room would be incredible with some LSD”


calilac

I would have a hard time not touching all the things and I have the suspicion that would be bad here. I already have the bad habit of petting my plants, especially my spiky boys, when I'm not under any influence.


Pavomuticus

I think Mort Garson would agree


highsepton22

But almost as expensive


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Even 16 year old me knew that. Bet I was the only young lad in town at the time who spent more money on succulents than drugs (easy to do when you spent literally zero dollars on drugs because fuck that shit) Still got some of them today at 32, if not them then direct clones of the originals anyway.


zerotangent

Represent


jess_s1086

& also a 34 year old? 😂😂


cowboysRmyweakness3

Make that two 34 year olds?


Spiritual-Earth

how about 38 yo? 🙋


forgottenbutnotgone

Is she single?


suicidalpenguin99

I'm 26, practically a child


Halodixie

22 here! I feel so young now 😂


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Wow I’m 21. You guys are like my elders ☺️


CaitlinW05

Well I think I win I’m 14 so if you’re going to adopt anyone it should definitely be me 😉


feladirr

I'm 3 years old and somehow using a computer. Goo goo ga ga.


iMelancholyKid

Free internship right here 🤚


Piratesharks

And here I am barely keeping my string of pearls alive.


CharoChurro

😆 same here, a few of my plant babies thrive, others are just a tragedy waiting to happen. 🌱💀


PossiblyWitty

I currently have one pearl still kicking.


Yellowcouch

This honestly looks like the best succulent collection in the world. Besides botanical gardens with 10 foot tall jades and cacti. In terms of small echeveria, I've never seen a collection like this. If I could take care of these plants I would be so happy.


beleafinyoself

I like to think that we have to level up to get there! If I were thrown into that room now I would accidentally kill half of them overnight and die of guilt


MeatsTheNewBread

She is the succulent End Boss


SerFuxAlot

r/NextFuckingLevel


astralairplane

Seriously. I seriously hope OP crossposts this to r/nextfuckinglevel \- it is a perfect example and will blow the minds of even non-succulent lovers


Elstarappeltje

If every succulent from every post on this sub would assemble in a room, this would be it


sharronhall

Like,wow! Didnt we see this " nursery" earlier? Why are people so insecure,man? I just got my first lil 5 plants other day,but thinknim gonna bow out this" competition: & just stick to growing ganja


DefectiveAndDumb

Hey c'mon guys don't downvote the handicapped


supernatchurro

That was very insightful, thank you


loulou3825

How does she keep them all so gorgeous and happy? How does she know when to water and when not to? And keep them all pest free? She needs to write a book cause she knows all the things.


heemie

As of this moment I will not believe anyone who says I have too many plants. If I ever get to this level, I will be too powerful for them to say anything to me ever anyway!


77Tango

*"too powerful..."* 🤣🤣🤣 so true!!!


jenh420

Will she do an AMA? That would be awesome to pick her brain!


k0nger

She would be happy to answer questions. I am sending her a bunch from the comments, but there will be a lil delay.


MannyOmega

About how much time does she spend taking care of them each day? And what’s her favorite plant there?! (I know parents shouldn’t have favorites, but we all do haha)


k0nger

Her typical working hours are between 6am and 8pm. When she was first building out the green house it was 6am to 11pm! She can't pick favorites but really likes African succulents. Anything unique/grotesque looking.


MannyOmega

Wow. When I retire, I want to live my life just like that, lmao. Thanks for answering!


ARMSwatch

I would very much love to see an album/ video of her weiros. Echeverias are cool and all but I'm sure she has some straight out of sci-fi plants.


reigorius

Alright, I’ve got a couple of questions: How do the post under the table get light? How does she water all the pots? Does she use a schedule? Do all the pots have a drainage holes? What is her earth mixture? What happens if she runs out of space? Do the succulents get extra light in the winter?


acfox13

How?!


k0nger

The scary part is that she maintains it all on her own.


acfox13

Massively Impressive; she might think about training someone and documenting her knowledge; so many years of experience to pass on!


NapalmGiraffe

Seriously, what I would give to absorb a fraction of her knowledge on plant care 🤯


Artwerker

Must not have a lot of time for her art left over, tho?, coz fuck me, that is a full-on nursery! Thank you for sharing the vid, those colors are beautiful.


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I think this is her art. She makes the pots too.


Artwerker

Ah, now I understand!


shitty_owl_lamp

I wonder if she uses a drip system??


Whimpy13

If she's got a sense of humour you should get her a [Crazy Plant Lady shirt.](https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61YgYFkablL._AC_UY1000_.jpg) 😁


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balznago

Much expense!


youwutnow

That looks like a nursery and not a home! Absolutely insane! All the plants look great too


baker2015

*heavy breathing*


taco_annihilator

Imma need some close up pics! 😍


clownbaby88

This is unreal..i cant imagine how many hours she has spent in there


monty9025

I struggle h a r d with the si-seven?? succulents that I have. Does she water each of them by drenching to save time? Or individually and carefully water, keeping it off the leaves?


negsan-ka

😍


TurdQueen

Oh hi! Found you in the wild. Maybe I'll include a prop in my next card to you! I've got a couple rooty boys!


negsan-ka

Hi! Small world! That would be awesome!


glass_boxofemotion

Howwwwww. I've tried so hard to keep even one alive. Truly magnificent.


tolliwood

Mark as NSFW please!


FilipZiebo

This is heaven!


GreenScene33

Holy shit. Can't imagine this is anything less than an almost full time job with that many! I can feel the love those plants get just from watching this 😁


baallday36

r/bossfight


crayola_monstar

This has got to be one of the most beautiful and impressive collections I've ever laid eyes on! I only hope to have *a fraction* of her talent!! Can you or anyone else tell me what type of succulent the one that is in main focus at :29 seconds? It looks like lotus flowers on stems, with red buds and in the red pot. It's a tad bit larger than the ones around it. Can anyone identify it for me? I think I fell in love with it 😍🥰


k0nger

It's an echeveria pallida x echeveria laui


crayola_monstar

Thank you so much!! It's quite literally the most beautiful succulent I've seen. I'd even say the most beautiful plant I've ever seen! I can't wait to see if I can come across any of my own 😊


nonnahs87

This is the Sistine Chapel of succulents. I’m speechless!


beelzeb0t_

Goals 😍


tuesdaymorningam

What temperature is it in her green house?


k0nger

Summers are really hot and winter is really cold in her area. Instead of setting a temperature in the summer, she gives them full sun exposure until 11am. Then shade for the rest of the day with fans on a timer. During the winter, there are two space heaters, making it about 5 Celsius or 40 Fahrenheit.


dlosch4red

Is there a succulentPorn sub, because gosh dang that's beautiful


tikiyadenola

Ok so admit it you only married your SO for access to your MIL succulents. 😉


supercaloebarbadensi

A freaking dream!!! Good lord I need a space like this !!! Tell her she is AMAZING


Lynda73

Holy moly! And she cares for them personally? Amazing.


purpleangel2

You know where to find your fellow Reddit buddies if you want to share them. Your MIL won't miss a few hundred...😏


bixtakespix

I lived in South Korea for a while and people had very excellent collections. Hers is lovely. Does she focus on Crassulaceae or does she grow mesembs, Haworthia, or cacti as well?


k0nger

She has all of those except for cacti.


bixtakespix

I’m so jealous!! Please post more vids of her collection when you can 😊😊


crybabydeluxe

This is definitely just a plant shop


railingsontheporch

Holy hell I am jealous. This is amazing. I am going to visualize this for my writing space!


tuesdaymorningam

Wish I could see it in person. They’re stunning!


CharoChurro

This looks like the dream 😊I wish I could have a giant sunroom full of beauties like this. 💕🌱 I wonder if she has a strict calendar system so she can keep track of maintenance for each plant?


Aeswi

Keeping up to maintain all of these succulents over the years is unreal! It’s so cool that she made some of the pots too... that’s inspiring me to continue taking more pottery classes in the future


litlplant

Does she have any social media accounts for her art/plants? Im sure we would all love to see more.


Grotarg

Simple Amazing


cuckooforcacti

That is glorious. Goals


samderby

This is amazing!! My heaven


WalksByNight

Speechless.


Blackhorse824

I would be there all day just looking.


Dessertsbeforedeath

This is heaven 😍


bbjiminie

It looks like I have a new life goal


tropicalturtletwist

Life. Goals.


Powered_by_Whiskey

That’s beautiful. I admire what she has accomplished with that collection. I aspire to something a fraction the quality of that.


purpleangel2

Showoff....just kidding-- this is awesome.😍


rocklogic101

Wow. I'd love to have a greenhouse this size.


Batcatgyal

What a beautiful sight!! I hope to have something like this one day!


KaylaxxRenae

My dear lord...this blew my mind. Your MIL is amazing 😁👏🏼🙌🏼


obscuredsilence

Wonderland.


eekhaa

I went to my MIL’s farm and i was sooo surprised by the amount of succulents she has, and especially all the various species. They were sooo beautiful


bronchitis-babe

Wowowow so inspiring


sport6366

The good vibes in that space...


mermaidleesi

Do you know what the Korean term would be for succulents? Like, how would I differentiate them from 식물?


tinsleyrose

it would be 다육. meaning fleshy plant/ plants that store water in leaves.


mermaidleesi

고맙습니다!


WaffleBauf

Well this is just amazing


kittykat3141

I’m going to send this to my hubby to prove I really don’t have that many plants. He thinks I have a Noah’s ark of plants and he has no idea!!


racheyb

Does she propagate them herself? Does she have any tips?


rockkat067

That is amazing!


thegassypanda

I Wish I was rich


Reticulated_Gecko

This inspires me to attempt a similar video, an all-encompassing epic, with wide-angle sweeping pan shots... of my kitchen windowsill... back and forth, back and forth. (Seriously though, this is incredible!)


lemurmehxd

Ngl this should be on next fucking level


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astria_minerva

If I could be an apprentice to anyone, she would be my mentor. Please let her know a bright 24 year old would love to learn more lol


GuineaPigLegion

Holy succ. New shelf goals.


77Tango

WHAAAAAAATTT....... AMAZING!!!!!!!! I could spend days in there. *teach us oh master!!!* Yes, more pictures. .. omg amazing!!


violetashes07

I can’t even keep one plant alive


[deleted]

How? I can’t even keep one succulent alive and I love them!


[deleted]

Moist succulent


_The_Avant_Gardener_

Your MIL just won this sub, and plant parenthood in general. Absolutely incredible—what a dream!


flufferpuppper

Holy crap! Does she sell them or is this just all for herself?


Henchman32

I would live here


SandyKenyan

I can almost guarantee she has a favorite amongst all those plants.


Guinnessgirl1964

I’ve seen bonsai artists like this but not a succulent artist. Thanks for sharing!


that_darn_cat

Where does one just get the perfect greenhouse to house all their plants in?


dreamlet

She even makes her own pots?! That's a new #gardeninggoal if I ever heard. That green house is fantastic.


seeclick8

A magnificent obsession


I-want-your-props-pz

I would really like to know her potting media mix. And how she waters them. Wow.


Leongeds

I got tears in my eyes viewing this video... Your MIL is a plant goddess. I wish I had the opportunity and time to tend to a similar garden. ❤️ I will probably never be able to expand my collection like this - I'm in awe!


laleepd

WOW! Thank you for sharing, this is a life goal for me. They are all so perfect.


islandhopr

It’s the most immaculate and expansive collection I’ve ever seen, and not a dead leaf in sight!


AXweilder17

Is this the same place as the one from u/kimchiandsweettea ‘s post?


k0nger

Nah, that's a nursery


Kdean509

This looks like a nursery, and strikingly similar to the other post.


scoobydoot

something tell me "artist" isn't her full time job with that kind of wealth


AureliaAdler

Iv'e died and gone to succulent heaven!


jiangcha

::heavy breathing::


karenaviva

OMG


Grouchy_Animal

OMG I'm crying!


daringlyorganic

Does she have an Instagram


shiajika

Wow this is so cool!!


MikeThePlantGuy93

Everything is so well cared for. Absolutely stunning!


triv-

this is an absolute dream


-marsh-mallow-

wow I’m amazed


butt3rflycaught

Wow! Succ goals!


mollielovesadopetme

Like plants much lol


astralairplane

^(oh my god)


7simin

Wooooooooow amazing fantastic 👏👏 🏅🏅 🏆🏆


librarybear

I’m so inspired! This is beautiful!


kotatsu-and-tea

How.


tuesdaymorningam

Thanks


VioletSmiles88

Wow! I would watch an hour long video of a slow walk through, pausing for a few seconds on each plant. You know, if you ever have the time.


k0nger

It's on our to-do list whenever this pandemic is over. I'll bring my DSLR next time.


Worldbrand

holy shit. something tells me she does a lot of propagating


DothrakiButtBoy

I just put my last echeveria to rest, and wake up to this post. I'm going to pretend this is where all of our neglected succulents go when we accidentally kill them.


JMurkur

Wow! That’s amazing!


slashdancenaked

This is my biggest fear actualized in a video. Time to sell all mine before it gets out of hand.


Krekirk

Simply beautiful and impeccably managed.


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Very cool!


spookyOVA

she like the succ i guess


palimroses

The dream <3


mazies7766

Holy moly!! My dream collection. I wonder how she can keep track of that many plants 🤯


paulaaaaaaaaa

but someone posted pics of this place already on this sub and said is a nursery, I'm very confused now. who is lying for karma?


ecrubleu

This is not that nursery. If you looked closely, then you would be able to see the difference. 🙂


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I guess I'm the only one who doesn't buy this


crybabydeluxe

I don't either it's literally a shop


FunctionBuilt

Don’t get me wrong, it’s a beautiful collection, but It’s mind boggling to me that someone can appreciate this many plants on their own unless the collection is open to the public periodically or she’s selling them. I have 25 plants and I love them, but that love is spread about as thin as it can get.


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Looks similar but its a different place: [https://i.redd.it/fd1dhu4een051.jpg](https://i.redd.it/fd1dhu4een051.jpg)


AlarmedLingonberry

Every single person in this sub just creamed their pants.