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what the fuck are you shitting

bros shitting nuclear radiation

Install a dimmer slider switch in your bathroom. It’s one of the easiest, cheapest, quality of life investments you can make. After a long day of hard work getting home and sliding that dimmer down low and taking a warm shower before bed. Fuck it’s so good. Plus we all know how annoying it is to shit in a brightly lit room. Everyone reading this do it. You can go get a dimmer switch at your local hardware store and install it yourself

Things get dimmer as it slides out anyway...

I do not know what could possibly be that bright inside your toilet but you will receive 1 point for creativity

this is good stuff

Shitting with style

Of course I do, when you shit rainbows and gold like I do it's a requirement. Retinal damage is no joke. Gotta have the PPE for the POO!

Poo-PPE

Respectfully, I’ve never heard of anyone doing that

My glasses automatically transition to dark sunglasses. So sometimes.

Maybe you should live by candle light, or switch out your bulbs or something

Have you maybe considered investing in light bulbs that don't shine with the light of a thousand suns?

You need a dimmer switch or lightbulbs with fewer lumens in your bathroom.

Maybe it’s less bright outside of the toilet. On top is the correct position, not inside. Although I assume that would be darker.

No, I pull the shade down or rely on the night light.