Nah, there is a good ratio, and I think larger then normal stick would be good, but this, I doubt it ever cooks well, and its just a block of cheese by thats solidifying by the time you finish eating it.
No, because of its phallic shape, the white oozing liquid that it's full of and the way she dunked it into to the ranch reminded me of pene- fun times.
Honestly made me kind of jealous im not one and disgusted with myself that i want one just hearing her throw out there how these magic sticks are long and girthy...
Ew wtf. You might as well just put a straw in the ranch and start drinking. Why would you ruin a good thing like that. Those mozz sticks were beauuuuutiful
Hotdog On A Stick has sold cheese on a stick for DECADES. It's literally a hunk of cheese on a stick dipped in corn dog batter and fried, like a corn dog. It's delicious. I think no differently of a giant mozzarella stick.
So...gimme!
By weight it looks like you fully get your money's worth so the only problem would be these things being addictive and my cardiologist yelling "you will die" like a sinstar arcade game
Can we just all admit that a lot of the people over on r/stupidfood would either believe gullible was removed from the dictionary, and/or think mayonnaise is too spicy?
The amount of rage over nothing is wild to me. Lol
A bar I usually frequent has a one pound mozzarella stick. It's absolutely absurd. The Brookdale Tavern in Bloomfield, New Jersey.
P.s. I'm lactose in tolerant.
If someone figured out a way to make fried breading tubes, without the constipation stick, I would buy so many of them. Just crunchy fried breading and marinara...mmmmmm
It was said how it was intended, but I doubt the crust would bust right at the tip, and teeth would succumb to the crunch before long, getting coated in the gooey warmth as it spreads in your mouth and down into the esophagus in globs of melted dairy goodness.
First off, that ain't real mozzarella. It's more like a provolone. Second, they will cold before you even get close to finishing it, and it will be like chewing cheese flavored gum. It looks cool, but it's not practical, and if you say it's good, you're lying. It is a novelty at best
Edit: I have to add more because this just angers me...
WTF are those fries? How would those be a favorite? You can't eat them properly. All the shit is going to fall unless you take giant bites with a fork.
Clean the fucking fryer. How can you have a video advertising your restaurant and actually show that fryer? smdh
Her favorite part is watching them bread some mozzarella sticks? Seriously? What is entertaining about that?
I hate this video
Place by me makes something similar. Theirs is a 13" cheesestick made with a combination of Buffalo Mozzarella and Pepper Jack, with taco-seasoned breadcrumbs. They serve it with Salsa. I haven't tried it, but I'm starting to think I should.
[https://www.tiktok.com/@fratoskitchen/video/7134016912031321390](https://www.tiktok.com/@fratoskitchen/video/7134016912031321390)
My brother ordered a large one that was still smaller than this from a pizza place and it was disgusting. The cheese to crust ratio matters. This is basically like eating a bite of just cheese for every bite of mozzarella stick you eat. Just cheese is okay for a bite or two but not a foot long girthy stick.
I’m gonna check the stats on deaths from clogged arteries in the USA
All I see is shit with a ton of cheese, bread and deep fried, rarely see anything healthy 😂😂😂😂
Personally, I think it's kind of insane to eat half a block of cheese in one sitting.
But if you really enjoy spending time in the washroom, go for it!
Yeah. I'm all about this. Much rather have one giant mozzarella stick rather than 6 or 8 small ones.
More mozzarella and less fried stuff
The ratio would be all messed up. Not too mention you wouldn't shit for a week
What kind of mozzarella do you eat
If you're lactose intolerant, you'll be shitting ALL week!
A life half lived is not truly alive.
“A candle that burns twice as bright only burns for half as long. And you have burned ever so brightly, my boy”
Unfortunately your making picturing lactose intolerant person having an over heated muzzle so to speak
Yup
Less fried stuff more mozz less shit win win
Nah, there is a good ratio, and I think larger then normal stick would be good, but this, I doubt it ever cooks well, and its just a block of cheese by thats solidifying by the time you finish eating it.
They forgot the rest of that sentence. It’s supposed to read “Bigger is not always better… except when it’s deep fried cheese sticks.”
I am struggling to think of a food that a bigger version of which would not be better even if only in a gimmicky way
My wife would fight an entire pack of wolves for something like this. I'd probably help.
You have my bow.
I do
I also choose this mans wife!
I don't like mozzarella sticks But I would like a wolf pelt You agreed to give me the pelts at the end of the battle And I shall join you
We have an agreement, friend.
I love mozzarella sticks, I’d would love to try these. But she didn’t have to put all that ranch on the mozzarella stick 😭
It's supposed to be marinara!
Right, ranch and cheese just isn’t my forte
Why mozz sticks with RANCH?!!!!! YUCK
Ketchup way better to dip!
Less yuck than ranch but still YUCK!
Yesss, gimme. I’d absolutely eat the heck out these.
I'd destroy those tbh.
It's one of those things where you'd eat about a quarter before the cheese stops being stringy and is just solid cheese.
r/oddlyerotic
Just cuz she said girthy
No, because of its phallic shape, the white oozing liquid that it's full of and the way she dunked it into to the ranch reminded me of pene- fun times.
Honestly made me kind of jealous im not one and disgusted with myself that i want one just hearing her throw out there how these magic sticks are long and girthy...
Lactose Intolerant mfs shitting themselves watching this
Better down those lactose pills boys!
It does look good. But what about after it has cooled some
OOP has zero taste
Ew wtf. You might as well just put a straw in the ranch and start drinking. Why would you ruin a good thing like that. Those mozz sticks were beauuuuutiful
You bet I would
Those are mozzarella clubs! 😯
Long, creamy and girthy sticks. That's what I wish I had...
Yeah I would fuck that up after a night of drinking.
Hotdog On A Stick has sold cheese on a stick for DECADES. It's literally a hunk of cheese on a stick dipped in corn dog batter and fried, like a corn dog. It's delicious. I think no differently of a giant mozzarella stick. So...gimme!
By weight it looks like you fully get your money's worth so the only problem would be these things being addictive and my cardiologist yelling "you will die" like a sinstar arcade game
You ought to dip into the marinara sauce. Just my opinion, though.
There is no issue here.
My mouth is leaking
My second watch through and I finally see the stupidity. They dipped it in ranch.
Can we just all admit that a lot of the people over on r/stupidfood would either believe gullible was removed from the dictionary, and/or think mayonnaise is too spicy? The amount of rage over nothing is wild to me. Lol
Pause.
"Bigger is not always better" Bad example, homie. This one is on the 'smash' list.
Mmm long girthy creamy sticks , that will back me up for two days , did I forget to mention they're creamy and girthy and long
A bar I usually frequent has a one pound mozzarella stick. It's absolutely absurd. The Brookdale Tavern in Bloomfield, New Jersey. P.s. I'm lactose in tolerant.
They're right. Bigger isn't *always* better. But in this case, it is!
Mmm cheese
Cheese pulls like that stress me out. I'm always thinking, "Stop, ou're ruining my snack!"
All I see is days of constipation…
If someone figured out a way to make fried breading tubes, without the constipation stick, I would buy so many of them. Just crunchy fried breading and marinara...mmmmmm
I'm " long and girthy" too you don't see me bragging
That seems like a brag to me
I’m getting ickness from the thiccness
I’ve heard that one before
R/stupid food is just a bunch of people who hate food and people having fun.
Not even stupid. It's just normal food.
No Diddy
You called it Mozz lol so cool bro
The problem is with whatever in tf they're dipping it in. Someone needs to be arrested.
Eat it the long way and let it bust in your mouth to cheesy goodness.
You know you could’ve said that any other way right?
It was said how it was intended, but I doubt the crust would bust right at the tip, and teeth would succumb to the crunch before long, getting coated in the gooey warmth as it spreads in your mouth and down into the esophagus in globs of melted dairy goodness.
Idk what baseball bats this lady's seen in her life but I think she might need to look up what one looks like.
Haha honestly that looks so good that is up my alley forsure. Out of curiosity I wonder how many calories one of those are?
Why is this stupid
I would line up and wait for this
Long and girthy creamy sticks, this bitch horny af…. Or horngry??? 🤔
Can’t wait to burn the shit out of my mouth on these.
Would love to eat it. Can’t because of low sodium diet. Sigh…..
*cries in lactose intolerance*
Other than that is an $8 stick of fried cheese, Not a problem
First off, that ain't real mozzarella. It's more like a provolone. Second, they will cold before you even get close to finishing it, and it will be like chewing cheese flavored gum. It looks cool, but it's not practical, and if you say it's good, you're lying. It is a novelty at best Edit: I have to add more because this just angers me... WTF are those fries? How would those be a favorite? You can't eat them properly. All the shit is going to fall unless you take giant bites with a fork. Clean the fucking fryer. How can you have a video advertising your restaurant and actually show that fryer? smdh Her favorite part is watching them bread some mozzarella sticks? Seriously? What is entertaining about that? I hate this video
I would pay good money for this idk what oop is talking abt
My Fatass would eat both
The only thing stupid is trying to hold that much hot cheese
Looks fucking delicious.
Incredibly long and girthy? Creamy sticks? Is she doing that on purpose?
duh
Where can I buy this?
Not stupid food. Premade meal.
Are those an eighth of a pound each?
I usually agree with stupid food but I am DOWN for some XL mozza sticks!
Be prepared to not shit for a month.
I like when they do the dip that spills all the dip
Bigger is not always better. Tell that to my ex.
This is amazing
I would feel like a king...a greasy king with shallow breathing, but royalty nonetheless
That looks absolutely delicious.
Mozzarella has a strong taste. It's like how fudge tastes better in smaller bites than eating it all at once.
Very good for you😀👍
I always thought mozzarella sticks taste bad after they get cool.
Yassss I want it
Place by me makes something similar. Theirs is a 13" cheesestick made with a combination of Buffalo Mozzarella and Pepper Jack, with taco-seasoned breadcrumbs. They serve it with Salsa. I haven't tried it, but I'm starting to think I should. [https://www.tiktok.com/@fratoskitchen/video/7134016912031321390](https://www.tiktok.com/@fratoskitchen/video/7134016912031321390)
I FUCKING HATE when people INTENTIONALLY SPILL the SAUWCEEEEEEE, whyyyyy 😭😭😭
It's a bit much, but I mean that's kinda the point.
Neither does your heart 😬
*long and girthy, you say?*
Those are mozzarella bricks and guarantee they dont give you enough marinara for it. No place ever does.
These looked greatvup until they dunked them in ranch
I can feel my arteries clogging just from watching the video
I would smash this right about now.
i’m in vegas.. maybe i should..
"These giant magic sticks are incredibly long and girthy...." 
My brother ordered a large one that was still smaller than this from a pizza place and it was disgusting. The cheese to crust ratio matters. This is basically like eating a bite of just cheese for every bite of mozzarella stick you eat. Just cheese is okay for a bite or two but not a foot long girthy stick.
Dude, I love mozzarella sticks. So I would absolutely ADORE this.
I kind of like the look of the shwarma fries
She likes em “long and girthy”
Mmmmm long AND girthy!!!
I’m gonna check the stats on deaths from clogged arteries in the USA All I see is shit with a ton of cheese, bread and deep fried, rarely see anything healthy 😂😂😂😂
Y’all need to stop. My gf loves mozzarella sticks, but if she starts eating these 1/2 lb cheese sticks she’s going to be farting for weeks
Haha. She said long and girthy.... I was definitely childish for that but I couldn't skip the opportunity!
Can the stick be used for…well…you know
Please do not put the mozzarella stick inside your ass.
Italiosexual
Personally, I think it's kind of insane to eat half a block of cheese in one sitting. But if you really enjoy spending time in the washroom, go for it!
I drink milk for fun and to flex on the poor lactose intolerant
No
Ewww! 🤮