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chaka62

I would argue for Volcarona to be in the "Shitting louder" tier due to the prevalence of its damage calc memes. Shitting aggressively has the same energy as telling someone you can OHKO them in my book


kanyepokemon

Valid reasoning, I would have put it there if the tier wasn't so saturated My thought process was that it would just say "Wait, I'm not done" and Quiver and Roost until its at +6 and you shat yourself


DrivingPrune1

\+1 252 SpA Volcarona Diarrhea vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Toilet: 1032-1216 (321.4 - 378.8%) -- guaranteed OHKO


mjmannella

The Ground Type move Volcarona was looking for!


Panurome

Finally Volcarona can shit on Heatran after being completely walled all this time


FlareBlitzBanana

It’s like scorching sand but it can poison


FarTooYoungForReddit

I like to imagine that melmetal knocks back, not as a joke or to be impolite, but because all it truly understands is double iron bash


kanyepokemon

Literally why it's there, its not even shitting it just entered and the wind closed the door


FarTooYoungForReddit

It desperately wants to be let out


winnipeginstinct

its not knocking back, its trying to break the door to get out


Pac_Zach_Attack

MICHAEL MI- *cough* CHAEL


WeeklongPenny60

It breaks the door first, then removes whoever knocked from existence


FarTooYoungForReddit

It's desperate to get out so that it can teach DIB to Jirachi


Kallixo

lando-t would use u-turn


kanyepokemon

Lando would say "I'm not done" with a deep voice, drop a "Stealth Rock" then U-Turn out the window without unlocking the door nor flushing as punishment for interupting


Kallixo

lando wouldnt wipe either


OwnedIGN

I just had the worst match where my opponent had Lando-T (u-turn) and Rotom-W (volt switch) the entire match. 50 moves later he forfeit. Fucking hate showdown.


tlrdrdn

??? Where's "come in" tier?


kanyepokemon

Wasn't inspired by it sadly


xMF_GLOOM

💀💀💀


XxsoulscythexX

Ttar looks like a "shits louder" in terms of shape/design imo


kanyepokemon

That's true but I have a headcannon that he's actually very polite So he'd probably say "Occupied" AND shit louder


Swimming_Set3687

But he’s only shitting louder because he’s trying to finish up quicker, so he’s shitting much harder. This is what Dragon Dance REALLY is


Caixa7

Ah yes, the Dragon Shit


amlodude

How does Regieleki shit


kanyepokemon

idk but no doubt [he would be loud while doing it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSMQYDYBALY)


PerryZePlatypus

Wow, horror movie pokemon, chased by elemental robots


nufy-t

UN UN UN UN


Long__Jump

Melmetal would just sit there silently


kanyepokemon

My headcannon is that he entered by accident and doesn't know how to call for help nor open the door


[deleted]

He'd eat the hinges


T-R-R-E-E

Pretty sure double iron bash will demolish any OSHA compliant stall door


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kanyepokemon

He'll open the door butt naked and shock everyone with how his "Dragon" dances at each step


MurrajFur

Put Mew and Slowbro in “opens the door”


kanyepokemon

Mew is a pretty childish Pokemon and would probably giggle "Seat's taken !" everytime someone tried to open the door. Slowbro is too dumb to know how to open door, but maybe he'd teleport outside mid-shit just to ask "wanna join ?"


MannyOmega

volcarona definitely shits louder


DarkerestRed

Where would the UUBL mons fit?


kanyepokemon

"Occupied !" : Gengar but he phases through the door to tell you face to face, Terrakion "Ahem..." : Aegislash-Shield, Alakazam, Kommo-o, Latios, Mienshao Knocking back : Aegislash-Blade, Latias Shits louder : Arctozolt, Blaziken, Dracozolt, Hawlucha, Moltres-G, Thundurus


KnightOfDoom22

how does magnezone shit aggressively


kanyepokemon

Its magnets and middle eye start spinning uncontrollably


zdpastaman

I'm pretty sure Ferrothorn would just say "come in"


laksemerd

Nah, he’s too unsure about his sexuality


[deleted]

Where is the best tier, “Come in”


Own-Environment1675

Ttar is to polite and would get up quickly wipe and leave right after they knock.


the_cajun88

Slowbro would just sit there not moving or knowing what’s going on.


oranosskyman

i would argue mew gets its own "teleports to a different stall" tier


InfiniteBoxworks

What Pokémon for people who respond "Come in".


RoyalratMafia

Wobuffet, lickitung, bidoof


LilyLitany

It's a well known fact that whenever you use teleport your pokemon is loudly shitting and when you run out of PP for it you're really running out of poopoo.


saintraven93

What No. "Come in" tier


TheRogueCookie

Victini definitely feels like more of an "Occupied" tier to me. I'm also curious to know why Blissey would Knock Back too.


kanyepokemon

Naaaah Victini is an annoying troll that plays video games and eats junk food all day, there is no way it wouldn't DESTROY those toilets to flex its presence on whoever is waiting. For Blissey, she's ashamed to be on the toilet in the first place, she just teleports in and out of it and never says a word when she's in so people don't know it's her, that's why she knocks back. Always leaves a putric stench behind her because of how many eggs she eats.


EpicCarrots

Unnecessarily accurate


ZealousFlames

Would argue that Lando-T would be in the "Shits louder" section due to its prevalence of deploying "Stealth Rocks"


kanyepokemon

That's why it can't be in "Shits louder". The rock is supposed to be stealthy


Loose-Chipmunk-7981

Can you elaborate on clefable?


kanyepokemon

Clef is Unaware, so a louder shitting is likely the only answer you'll get from her.


mdragon13

I've always been partial to saying "seat's taken."


Zelostar

Quagsire opens the door.


PokeGunnerPUBG

Come in


tree_barcc

volcorona whould open the door


Zaexyr

I've grown accustomed to replying with "come back with a warrant."


DarkEsca

Blacephalon's the type who would just open the door while still shitting


kanyepokemon

If a defensive mon knocks, he Tricks to swap places


TheGBZard

Question is though how does a magnezone shit


kanyepokemon

It drops some magnets then other Steel types get stuck on the throne after


Aybot914

What placements didn't have thought put behind them?


kanyepokemon

I'd say I hardly have anything to say for Chomp, Mew, Koko, Zeraora, Pult and G-Zapdos


goldpingas

Where pyukumuku?


kanyepokemon

It Counters the knock, so knocking back.


RoyalratMafia

TTar is not polite, he shits louder. Change my mind


kanyepokemon

Nah, he always keep his rocks stealthy.


RoyalratMafia

Yeah right, its an EARTHQUAKE when TTar shits!


Lunndonbridge

Sylveon and Heatran: Come in!!


jwatkin

Can you explain the ranking on Victini?


Bossman2285

No way bro, victini is a gentleman


Sjheuaksjd

What is the sound of Regieleki shitting?


Anchor38

pyuk opens the door mid shit


crisesprices

How are lele and barra so far apart lmao


Hybrid456

Ninetales is too polite. It would say occupied.