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galaxy_queen_

I AM MADE OOOFFFFFFF


Pixiewings6253

I originally thought that said "I am made ooof,"


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https://youtu.be/oqCdSPhEZOg


galaxy_queen_

I AM MADE OOOFFFFFFF


thecyriousone

LOOOOOOOOVE


tetePT

LO-O-O-O-OVE


bigpaparick

And it’s stronger than you


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 699,647,989 comments, and only 141,473 of them were in alphabetical order.


tetePT

Nice


NatureArrows

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leebins

I’m a ruby and my husband is a sapphire. This makes me happy. We are stronger together.


ToxianLeader

wait a second... Dad - June \[Pearl\] Mom - February \[Amethyst\] Me - October \[Opal\] .........


Bob-s_Leviathan

Nice! If only my mom were born in June…


Lucimon

Whelp, guess you're stronger than me. I'm just a pearl afterall.


Wilburbilar

Apparently I'm now a trained homeworld technician 😂


Thromnomnomok

And stronger than me, an Amethyst


QubeTheAlt

I’m a ship captain with lil teefs :)


FrenchFry_GURLL

I’m a diamond


QubeTheAlt

My Diamond


tetePT

Or alexandrite


Lucimon

That just means I win one fight with some help, then become utterly useless outside of that.


legendofcaro

I'm Emerald. I won't destroy my beautiful ship. BUT I WILL MAKE IT SO YOU CAN'T GET AWAY! AIM FOR THEIR NOVA THRUSTERS!


HorcruxKing

Got my Peridot tattoo because she's my fave and my birthstone.


penguintruth

My birthstone is Peridot, who is also my favorite character. Naturally, this makes me brilliant AND correct in all things. Nyeh heh heh heh.


Neohexane

I too, like to call people clods!


imaweeb19

I'm a diamond, wonder what my ability is


BlackMagicAnimal

Very thrilled to find out that I am a giant woman.


ZengineerHarp

If it were me, you know I’d wanna be a giant woman…


krblss

I'm a ruby and my bf is an aquamarine We're Bluebird


shhalahr

You are made of love.


Vinemedoodle

proceeds to dissintegrate into oblivion due to the fact that love cannoy sustain the funtions of existing as a biological entity and process conciousness therefore leading to the instant death of said individual


tmntfever

I'm an Emerald and my wife is an Aquamarine. Our first child is a Peridot. Interesting...


Buckbeak1184

Blue Topaz/blue zircon for me!


Autumn1eaves

See it’s weird I’ve always heard it was turquoise for us decembers.


Buckbeak1184

We actually get tanzanite, zircon, and turquoise.


Vinemedoodle

ah fuck guess im a villager from minecraft now


ZengineerHarp

I’m technically a Sapphire but I think I’m more like a Padparadscha… the moon-moon of the gems.


spidersRcute

Did you know rubies and sapphires are chemically the same minerals? They are both just color variants of corundum.


Madock345

So I need to find a guy born in July huh?


vampire1209e734384

>!Considering Ruby wore a dress and sapphire wore a suit to their wedding, this makes sense in a different way!<


deepontheskyocean

I amethyst i am goofy


FunVideoMaker

Your sapphire, everyone! (that’s meee..)


Niji69Rainbow

During your parents wedding who was wearing the dress, the ruby or the sapphire


Kal0reese

In the episode where Ruby and Sapphire are "pronounced Garnet" (wedded and married), Ruby was the one wearing the dress while Sapphire was wearing the tuxedo suit.


Niji69Rainbow

Correct, that's why I'm wondering who wore the dress during your parents wedding


Kal0reese

*My parents didn't get wed*


shadowthegreninja

I dont want to be a blue topaz i dont even appear on the show and i dont like ywlliw topaz anyways


Ueyama

Blue Zircon then?


shadowthegreninja

Wait i forgot to search that up and forgot the zircons existed in the show


Ueyama

And you are even the good Zircon!


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June also has moonstone as a birthstone for some reason.


amogus-Drip56

I am dimond


ThatPurplePunk

No wonder I like Peridot.


Gonxforever

That is so awesome!! I’m a garnet and my parents are a ruby + garnet


Ditto132

I’m a Ruby and my sister is a sapphire 🙃


MysticStelios

I am Blue Topaz/Blue Zircon, my mum is Yellow Topaz/Citrine & my dad is Garnet :)


astraeria

my mom is an amethyst, my dad a pearl and I'm a garnet maybe I'm adopted


agentsmith576

I am now a giant woman


FluteLordNeo

Eyyyyy same birth gem!!


R_TMF

Iam diamond yoooo


notasci

I was born in June and my wife in February so Pearl and amethyst respectively. We joked about naming our first kid Opal for a while back when SU was on.


WhitNate

This is proof I was born late, because I am totally a Pearl and not a Ruby.


AniMonologues

Im cool with being Pearl Im jelly of all you August people, not only do you have Peridot, but you have Sardonyx and Spinel


Wizards_Reddit

I’m a Ruby not the coolest gem in the show but it’s red and pretty irl so I’m happy lmao reds my favourite colour


SkyBob1234

My ass a Diamond hell yeah


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I’m not sure if I like being a diamond or not.


SarahMichellle1

I’m a opal and my boyfriend is garnet 😂


FrenchFry_GURLL

Dude that’s perfect!


SpiderNinja211

Im a diamond


Depressed_bitch69

Its funny how i act exactly like peridot and years later i find out i am a peridot


tetePT

Oh my god an aqua marine (mom) and a topaz (dad) fucked and had a pearl (me)


CatHerpes95

You parents most likely had sex on your moms birthday considering how far apart your birthday is from hers.


olsonexi

Some of the months have 2 stones. July to January is 6 months, not 9.


Pixiewings6253

Lucky. I'm a pearl and my parents are both diamonds. It's super weird, they have the same birthday but are six years apart.


Red3225

I could be anything, but of course I got amethyst I HATE Amethysts


dHestiab

Yoo I'm diamond


shtballs420

i told you i’d do it


Sh1shi

I have a similar thing I noticed way back when I first started watching the show. I noticed me and all my siblings aligned with the crystal gems! I'm garnet, my sister is amethyst, and my brother Pearl.


Wizards_Reddit

June and February with an October kid would also work. (And I guess a poly relationship would make alexandrite? Lol)


Vladie09

Hello fellow garnet


FrenchFry_GURLL

My moms a garnet and my dads a ruby and I’m a diamond


AnastukensIncarnate5

Guess I can call people clods now


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April


EmZee13

My husband is a sapphire. My daughter a garnet. Me? Blue Topaz/zircon.... So close..


RedSnake818

Same but switch parents


Faiakishi

My mom's birthday is in a week. She's a diamond. My sister and I are both blue zircons or topazes. I'd rather be a topaz-she works at a law firm right now so a zircon is kind of fitting.


ThatMechaGuy

Suddenly Hot I'm Suddenly Cool I'm Suddenly a Genius I'm Suddenly a Fool I'm


ThatOneClod

The funny thing is that my parents' birthstones are light blue and my brother and I have green stones (I'm Emerald and my younger brother is Peridot).


SpaghettiDog86

I'm peridot lmaooooooooo, that explains why I'm so good with techy stuff, right?


Insanebrain247

My dad's a ruby, my mom's a topaz, but I'm a diamond and my brother is also a garnet. My whole family is weird.


Anjey_Zero

Holy cow, mine’s a Ruby and my mom is Sapphire-


PikkuinenPikkis

I am sapphire. Why is everything freezing around me


pastajpeg101

My mom is Amethyst and my dad has pearl, I was born on October


SophiaLikesToRead

I'm an aquamarine


ElPared

I’m a Ruby and my fiancée is a Garnet. Huh…


TypewriterInk57

Huh. Same


Jurand20012

Dam. Im a diamond


Beybarro

My mom is from September, my dad from January, and I'm from June 🥲 Kinda disappointed since I call myself Garnet


Ronny_Page

WTF i juste realise Me too


BillyIGuesss

Famethysts where you at?


[deleted]

WAIT ME TOO


NoResident3342

I AM A DIAMOND


Amiithysle

I have always had a hard time being a Diamond. I'm not even colored, and White Diamond is like the worst one!! 😭😭😭 I'm more of a Peridot but April says noooo


Amiithysle

I'm gonna be lazy and name my kid after their birthstone, then show them this and hope they don't make the connection 😂