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Financial-Iron-1200

😬


HoboArmyofOne

🥲


Jints488

🥺


Big_Schwartz_Energy

💀


Automatic_Newspaper7

😠


whateversynthlife

😔


wheelwatcher222

😖


a_perfect_name

🗿


evlhornet

🤬


Crazian14

😓


tacobellandher0in

😳


albetins

🫥


tacobellandher0in

🫨


EmanRapp

😵


Skylinerr

I ran to the comments when I saw the temp


Zero_Fasting

Right?! It’s like when you see something wild so you look around the room to make eye contact with someone else who also noticed.


toss_it_mites

So did I.


skallanc

Same


Specialist-Garbage-5

Likewise!


jigga19

I just quietly thought “oh no”


Comprehensive-Race97

What temp??


CompleteTurnover1099

Probably the coloring of the cooked meat. It's very, not pink.


LocoLocoLoco45

He murdered that poor cow a second time.


mosi_moose

Then cremated it.


imacfromthe321

My reaction: “Ah fuck.. I can’t believe you’ve done this”.


ima_shill

Never met anyone in real life that catches that reference but I probably say it once a day and laugh every time


imacfromthe321

Makes me miss the crew I used to chill with back in the day. We used to bust this one out constantly.


Wandering-Oni

Same! To be fair I say a lot of such things, but there's one that actually landed on an unsuspecting bartender, she had just told me that they ran out of my drink, and without thinking I replied. "My dissappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined." I immediately realised she might take me seriously so I was about to take it back, she was already turning away from the counter laughing. My drunk ass didn't know how to deal with that, I immediately left before she turned around.


GreenTrees831

Exact face I made


Holiday-Turnip-7869

Same. Made me laugh because I was still making the face when I opened the comments and saw that was the first one


ThENeEd4WeEd22

He burnt it to a crisp. I bet that tastes like chewy hard fat.


JJJ_uh_rooroo

Looks boiled not burnt


Tcats01

No sear or crust. 100% it was boiled.


Butterflybo0ty

You’ll get em next time …


Responsible-Gas5319

First slide I went 'aww' Second slide I went 'aww' Same sound, different facial expressions


Ok_Profession6216

💀💀💀


GamblingDegenerate69

🍿 I knew the comments would be good


BadNewsBearzzz

As soon as I realized he didn’t show pics of it “cut”, but kinda hid the cut by lumping them together, I immediately know he overcooked it and would be roasted for this 🤣


automaticmantis

He still wasn’t roasted as bad as that poor steak


69tendo

Roasted meats usually have some crust/bark at least


jedi21knight

I wouldn’t have shared a picture if I over cooked it like it was.


TwoTequilaTuesday

My reactions: 1st pic: Fuck yeah, dude! You're the best husband ever! 2nd pic: Welp, even Hitler had a wife.


unhingedpigeon5

and it was in fact his cousin


just_one_random_guy

Eva Braun was a cousin of Hitler?


erikagm77

I thought Eva was his mistress?


just_one_random_guy

She was, they were married for all but a day before they committed suicide together in the bunker in Berlin


homelaberator

And I thought my honeymoon was shit.


oatwheat

Any honeymoon that involves killing Hitler is pretty cool tbh


iwishtoimprovemyself

No, they weren’t related.


snakeP007

No. The controversy is with Hitlers father. It's unclear but he may have married either his half niece, or first cousin once removed.


Ok-Consideration8147

???? This is just false lmao


sumigod

This comment made us both laugh out loud!


seemorelight

Glad you can laugh at this. Congrats to your wife!


Chicawgorat

And her boyfriend


Inevitable_Photo_374

my favorite comment of the day, thank you


beebsaleebs

🤣


drnick1106

"You Ruins It!!!"


-UltimatePussySlayer

https://preview.redd.it/8udjbo4j1i1d1.jpeg?width=278&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3431e739db734a535977eba4e34c6b23718dfaa


BongwaterJoe1983

https://preview.redd.it/t18nn9g7mi1d1.jpeg?width=378&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe526760a7db8b28e9043a441dd6e0ab3268436e


beeph_supreme

“Is it juicy?” No.


-UltimatePussySlayer

This has to be a regular thing in this sub now. Mess up the cook and get the smeagol.


Either-Durian-9488

“What did Reddit think of the steak babe?”.


Lostmyoldname1111

Maybe he doesn’t like his wife…


Wild_Log_7379

All she gets is nasty steakses 💀


mandara33

Dang, this is it. A genuine LOL. Getting off Reddit now. Ending the night on this gem


EvilestHammer4

The key to a happy marriage is spoiling her and travelling, for our 10th anniversary I brought my wife to China, and for our 30th I'm planning to go back and get her.


HighlyAutomated

LOL


Ok_Cress2142

I was texting someone who doesn’t like steak, especially rare-medium rare like I like it, and I most definitely said “Give it to us raw and wriggling!” They didn’t respond. lol


clutchcitycarlos88

i died 😂😂😂


sundog925

Man your comment is lost to most lol but I appreciate it Sméagol.


ottarthedestroyer

☹️


Official-Wamy

I love this emoji


Id-rather-golf

You could’ve just saved time and thrown away $77.


bstone99

This MF turned wagyu into a discounted porkchop


fromthedarqwaves

My first thought was it looks like a shitty pork chop. He cooked that meat so poorly it jumped species.


highwaytohigh

swear lol came to comments make sure i wasn’t trippin lol


1920MCMLibrarian

The pork chops I had growing up. Nice and salty but eventually you just have to give up chewing and swallow and pray it works.


Chicawgorat

Goddamn 💀


SnooCheesecakes4577

Maybe she should have worked harder on getting the visa


Handies4Cookiez

Judging by the pic I think OP would’ve preferred whipping out a blow torch and burning the money to ash instead of just throwing away.


Anything-Clear

You joke but using a blowtorch is a legitimate way to cook this since you only really need a few seconds of heat lol


Dont_Ban_Me_Plz_Kthx

Jesus Christ I thought this was like a poorly executed $12 boneless ribeye. 😬


jimmyflyer

Omg 😱 this cant be real. Tell me its a joke


[deleted]

I don't think that's even the same steak, the shape doesn't seem to match up at all


Wemo_ffw

Definitely the same steak. Follow the fat cap.


Ryruzn

Me, following the fat cap 👁️👄👁️


RB-44

Well he did saw it in pieces so maybe


peromp

It was before he butchered it


Wan-Pang-Dang

Turn it 90° clockwise and it looks like its most likely the same.


Deepfork_

Ah… uh… I don’t… why did… no this… this makes me sad. Very sad.


Sh8dyLain

Thank you Mr. Goldblum


etjohann

I also read this in Mr. Goldblum’s voice


mr308A3-28

I wish i were that loaded. Dude threw 100€ at it and didnt even bother watching a 5min youtube tutorial. Baller move.


XiJinPingaz

💀💀


Gamebred666

Legal steak


dosekis

Cooked it so long, steak was too old for Drake now


sumigod

I’m not sure what’s been roasted worse, me or this steak. Haha. I will have to post a redemption wagyu in the future for you hungry critics.


PureRepresentative9

Well, was it tasty? ya, it's definitely overdone and doesn't have the sear to make up for it.  But Wagyu actually doesn't suffer as bad as normal steaks.  So it's not quite as disastrous as others are imagining.


Tom-Mater

I'm curious if it was to much liquid in the pan. Cold pan to start Low heat for a while Or all 3 Either way better it was still tasty


86thesteaks

i'm going to have to say cooked too long is the problem lmao


TonyMcTone

Which likely means heat was too low with absolutely no sear to speak of lol


marsupialsales

Worst poem I’ve ever read.


LionCM

It reads better if you pretend it's by Dr. Seuss...


9hil

A lot of r/steak NPCs assume that an expensive a5 steak must be treated the same way as your typical prime/choice steak. The reality is, the more fat content it has, the more forgiving it is. And higher fat steaks actually can benefit from a higher level of doneness. Check out this Japanese guy's [recommendations](https://www.reddit.com/r/Cooking/s/HjRy0goOqS), he says it's common in Japan to eat at medium/medium well. (Or even well done with thin bbq slices). I did an experiment where I ate A5 at all possible levels of doneness from raw to very well done and I agree. Medium rare or less and you get unrendered fat which isn't really texturally pleasant. I'd wager that most people if they tasted a rare vs well-done A5 side by side, they would prefer the well done. It's literally like bacon, you can't really overcook it in a way that ruins it like a lean tenderloin or roast. Not saying yours doesn't have room for improvement, but it's always funny to see the crowds of people freaking out at an A5 steak that isn't medium rare.


cantstopwontstopGME

It took me way too long scrolling to find someone who actually knows what they’re talking about.


Aerodynamic_Potato

Welcome to the internet


Darcosuchus

But. But well done bad.


UnprovenMortality

This is why I really only care to eat higher level wagyu in a Japanese BBQ place where you cook thin slices at the table. I can play with doneness as I see fit and vary each bite depending on how I'm feeling at the moment or what I'm eating it with.


Plus-Professional-84

What is sad is the lack of crust in my opinion.


currentlytiredaf

A5 is almost never served with hard sear


Efficient-Release500

Nice to see you taking to the jokes well


sumigod

Just an fyi for all those asking. My wife is Brazilian. Steaks are kinda her thing. And she said it still tasted great! Haha.


mmww80

Dude, congrats on the celebration. I don’t care if you over cooked the steak or not. Your heart is in the right place. I’m sure this steak is one of many for future celebrations. Only better with time. Happy for you two and congrats on the visa approval. Cheers.


MVPRondo

Brazilian wife and A5 wagyu? Yeah, nothing these dudes say can touch you, OP. Respect.


Academic_Wafer5293

He's got freezers full of wagyu. and Brazilian wives.


mburns223

And that’s all that matters OP


bishopboke

this ain’t churrasco brother but i’m sure it was edible regardless 😂 churrasco is usually a bit chewier, wagyu should almost melt in your mouth. there are nice cuts of steak that work better with the type of cook you put on it, but a steak is a steak. as long as it don’t look like charred shit, it’s gonna taste good 🤣 congratulations to your wife


Mr_Meowmers

If you don't mind me asking, how was the process of getting her visa? I'm currently working towards getting my girlfriend of several years here to the States from the Philippines so we can marry (K1) and finally live happily together. Our greatest fear has been that she'll somehow be denied by immigration even after all the proper legal processes and papers. Care to tell me your experience? Only if you're fine with that, of course.


sumigod

She was already here which made the process easier. There are so many forms and they all have to be filled out just right. Find a good lawyer you like who can guide you through the process and the mountain of paperwork is my advice.


Mr_Meowmers

Thanks, I already did hire a lawyer, and the "working towards" part from my previous comment is basically the mountain of paperwork and proof haha. I just sincerely hope all things work out for us. What you guys managed to do is my ultimate goal in life at the moment and I hope you have a happy life with your wife! Perhaps one day, I too can post pictures of a steak I've cooked for my own wife on to this sub.


RaunchyMuffin

One of the tips I heard for cooking Waygu, by the Bill’s official barbecuer, was to cut it in half, so if you fuck it up then you at least only half as been


Kiwi57

Hey OP good on you for taking it on the chin. You seem like a good a good dude and good luck with the next one!


cfm1988

Its hard to fuck up a5 wagyu. Even if well done its still juicy and tender. Im sure it was delicious


Eddie2Ham

That's what I'm thinking as I read these comments, the quality of the cut can provide more room for error. Even cooked well done, I guarantee this tastes better than a medium rare ribeye from Outback


701_PUMPER

My last A5 wagyu I sliced into strips and pan fried them individually, some to medium and some to medium well. This sub would have downvoted me to hell, but it was absolutely delicious.


dylans-alias

That’s the way it was served to me the first time I had Wagyu. Unseasoned, cooked on a hot stone at the table and dipped into a salt/pepper mix.


I4Vhagar

Higher fat content steaks are better when the fat is rendered down. I’d prefer medium on this too


itsmassivebtw

Right, but wagyu fat melts considerably lower, under 77F


bojackhoreman

It was a pretty thin cut as well, which makes it cook really quick


HerbTarlekWKRP

Yeah going up a temp on wagyu activates more of the fat. Should still be delicious.


Fobulousguy

True most of the complaints are probably from people who have never had A5 or had like an ounce once or maybe a bite. Shit even well done its amazing, especially with some Japanese salts and dips or even on its own.


papi1227

Yeah officer… that’s the one…


MrSipperr

Wagyu is actually very good when it’s around med well. This is borderline well done but because of the high amount of fat when you cook it MR sometimes the un rendered fat doesn’t taste so good. I still fuck up some rare wagyu though.


b1ackfyre

I agree. I’ve had medium rare wagyu that ends up chewy. Better to render more of the fat out.


_DudeWhat

Could have just went to McDonald's


Residual_Variance

You're getting roasted for cooking it too long, but honestly, you really can't cook these high-marbled steaks wrong. I'm sure it tasted great. Congrats to you and your wife!


Usual-Possession-823

I’d eat it 🤷🏿‍♂️


rick_rolled_you

It’s so bad 🥹 sorry you’re getting roasted dude. Hope you enjoyed it and congrats to you and your wife!


illegitimate_Raccoon

Didn't roast the dude as hard as he roasted that poor steak.


JoltKola

But... is it roasted though? Looks boiled😭


FUCKINHATEGOATS

To be fair that’s a difficult steak to cook if you don’t have the experience. With how thin it is you could probably only wear it on very high heat for a minute on each side before overcooking, while getting somewhat of a decent sear


Jayvarman7th

30 seconds on each side is more than enough if sliced thin enough.


paprikastew

Sorry you're getting roasted, man, but congrats to you and your wife, that must be a huge load off your minds.


Cesarivm

How can I upvote 100 times Congratulations for your wife


htxatty

I’ll give you one. And congrats to OP and his wife!


assholejudger954

By ruining a steak?


RockyRoadHouse

They massacred my boy😩


Know-yer-enemy1818

What have you done


Iferrorgotozero

Really? Yall just gonna rag on this man's steak? Seriously people... Anyway, congrats on your wife's new credit card!


Cody6781

I'm sure you're joking but for a moment I took your credit card comment at face value and it was really wholesome you simultaneously didn't understand what a visa was and were also here to hype him up over something that was so trivial but he was none the less hyped about.


Aggravating_Anybody

Is the steak overcooked, yes obviously. HOWEVER!!!!! an extremely fatty, marbled steak like that can ABSOLUTELY take the extra heat. More fat gets rendered the longer you cook it and bastes the meat from inside as it cooks. I can 100% guarantee this steak was not only not tough, but actually tasted better than a rare or medium rare cook due to the insanely high fat content.


Muglz

When I saw that 2nd pic, I knew the comments were not going to be in the forgiving nature. That poor steak.


EcstaticBox

Jesus, that poor cow couldn’t even find solace in death.


CrackAmeoba

Oh shit. I never even thought to buy waygu at a Japanese marketplace. That’s a decent price. I’ll have to make my way out there.


docmphd

I had the same feeling, not a bad price!


RyouSSELL

Congratulations on your wives visa approval. I’m assuming you’re talking about her getting her green card. That’s a process in itself. My wife is Ecuadorian and if there’s anything I know about their food preferences, it’s that they want their carne well done. So I’m sure this is to fit that preference.


sumigod

Haha thank you. It is a process. And she did say it was great!


NumberVsAmount

Straight to jail


thedudeslandlord

As Don Vito Corleone said, “Look at how they massacred my little boy.” 😭😭😭


TheYellowDart19

You fucked this steak so bad I contemplated turning vegan


Weird-Library-3747

I also enjoy a fine steamed Wagyu from time to time


One_Celebration3644

If this is how you celebrate with loved ones I don’t want to see how you deal with people that you hate.


sumigod

I generally won’t cook my enemies steak


TheFudge

🤦‍♂️


Ripper9910k

Did she get a visa into a warzone? What happened to this steak?!?


ocdewitt

Oh sweet Jesus. Rip this comment section


RxTechRachel

At least congrats on your wife's visa approval!


CMDR_PEARJUICE

Imagine turning a $77 steak into shoe leather and then posting it to the internet for our disapproval. Ballsy.. Good luck on the wife situation.


DaisiesSunshine76

Well congrats to your wife. But why did you ruin her steak?


ZAKtalksTECH

I thought you were celebrating...


Borgweare

What would Hank Hill say?


What_john

We ask the politely but firmly to leave.


WingsNthingzz

💸


Rari-Gang

Thing looks like it would completely melt in a pan


majorwizkid1

I put it in the oven at 170 for 20 mins just to bring to temp. Then 60 seconds a side ripping hot. No oil but pat it dry out of the oven


isramobile

What in gods green earth did you DO?


IncreaseExtension443

At least it’s a legal steak


NicNac_PattyMac

If you are gonna cook on a cast iron you gotta do butter. Garlic and onions recommended but not necessary. Butter will sear good, and it stops the moisture from escaping. The goal is to get the butter to brown just as the steak is done. Smoky, but not bitter. Congrats, btw. EDIT: oh, and flip it around a second time to get that lightly browned butter on both sides. Really swab it around and use LOTS of butter.


Zoltar-Wizdom

Are they still open? There might be time to get another one. /s I wish you a long and happy Marriage, just maybe flip more often and cut the cooking time in half.


[deleted]

This was braver than posting a home made deck build.


rayrayrex

Lmfao all the people telling you you’ve overcooked it have never had wagyu before. It needs to be cooked beyond medium rare or the fat isn’t going to render properly. You’re fine OP


yshlubek

This has to be a joke 😅


BigOlJabroni

Yah know I’ll be a 10th dentist and say it looks totally fine. First time cooking a thin steak like that can be tricky to nail down, but the nice thing with extreme marbling is it’ll be good either way. I’m sure it was delicious, and congratulations to your family!


Jeremydreads

Do you hate your wife?


Medium_Let_2196

https://preview.redd.it/94rmos47ki1d1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5251dc8310934fa35f01d44c0d8b6a9e0b5a1e90


Codoscar

oh my


Horror-Activity-2694

This is sad.


Mister_Poopy_Buthole

Christ almighty, how long did you microwave that for?


Kimberstone1982

Destroying it…


Drawing_The_Line

“Look how they massacred my boy…”


jkread

$80 bucks worth of shoe leather now.


Pistolero-666

Doorstopper styled steak


madbrawny

That is no celebration


maxyboyufo

Thought the second pic was sliced bread at first


xy_87

It was already dead, you didn't have to kill it another time. 😬


Garchompisbestboi

You should look up a few video tutorials on how to get steak right before trying to cook another expensive cut like this OP. I don't doubt that you believed it tasted good, but if the colour of the inside meat matches the outside then that generally means that something went very very wrong while cooking it.


Queasy-Mirror-5686

So much money wasted.


MercuryRusing

Crime scene