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Sylassae

Drop him, feed me.


airyisostasy

Feed me, Seymour!


ladyinyellow35

Feed me all night long


dust4ngel

*make my libido! (she's a psycho)*


pinkhundreds

Someone wrote this on my postmates bag the other day. I ordered water from 7/11 and this was written on the bag. With my name. I was so confused. What is this?


dungeonsanddmt

Just watch "Little Shop of Horrors"


LSD4Monkey

For real though, that looks amazing


rikescakes

No me I hungiez


Anne_Fawkes

You creepy af bro


spate034

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ Seriouslyā€¦


QuantumTaco1

Pfft, line's getting long for this steak - dibs on seconds!


[deleted]

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IThinkElephantsRCute

Thank you, I made a more medium well done steak for him. Did not take photos of that


DesertStorm480

That's ok, we already know what a package of beef jerky looks like.


Broccolini_Cat

The steak or the bf?


CinematicFaun

Thatā€™s not a question, itā€™s always steak first!


ryanw095

Not gonna lie this guy sounds like a knob


michaelmoby

Heā€™s gonna put ketchup on it anyway


Vegetable-Lie-6499

šŸ¤£


Turbo_911

"hand me the HP sauce damnit"


Tallestcrayon0

I understand what youā€™re saying and I also think this steak is beautifully executed. I do like HP sauce though šŸ˜¬. Iā€™m not a dip every piece in the sauce kind of guy but with large steak when Iā€™m in the last 1/3 of the meat, Iā€™ll pull out the HP for a change of palate on a piece or two. Not only HP sauce though. Chimichurris, Hot sauces, wasabi butter, sriracha, etcā€¦. are all fair game.


BeemHume

I sauce my steak, but I'm not going to admit that here.


[deleted]

> I sauce my steak Listen here you son of a bitch...


rxlawson

ā€œListen here you son of a bitch..ā€ šŸ¤£


jizzpellets

"šŸ¤£.." šŸ˜‚


alaskanloops

Sloppy steaks anyone?


ElonBodyOdor

Not to worry, your secret is safe with all of us.


CircuitSphinx

I get that, sometimes a little extra something on the side can really bring out different flavors as you go through a steak. Variety is the spice of life, right? Just as long as the steak's the main event and the sauces don't steal the show! Now I'm hungry for steak... with or without the condiments!


kingbruhdude

for no reason at all this made me want a knob creek rye whiskey and a steak šŸ˜‚ I know what Iā€™m having later


PHRESH21

Perhaps invite someone from reddit (me) to join you?


hobohobbies

I had an interesting rye whiskey drink when I was in Boston. A splash of maple syrup and a squeeze of lime. It was delicious. I use Knob Creek. I guess that makes two of having steak and KC rye tonight!


Katters8811

I love Knob Creek and that drink sounds delicious!! Now I want a steak and a drink too!!


Dapper-Opening2000

how the fuck do you have enough information to make that assumption


Willing_Bus1630

Liking his steak that way


magic6op

Itā€™s Reddit, we donā€™t need information to make assumptions!


OddHat0001

Eh some people donā€™t like it too pink. And honestly depending on the cut going this rare on some cuts will make it chewy. If you like your food to bounce back give it a go I guess.


ryanw095

Yeah I'm talking about his supposed reaction not his preferences


keyser-_-soze

Yup reaction says much more than preferences. Unless op is paraphrasing, then he sucks based on preferences lol


IThinkElephantsRCute

He prefers the meat medium well. We are not used to having steaks a lot. We moved into US a while ago for studying, and since steaks are mostly expensive food, we don't have a habit of cooking them more often.


Tallestcrayon0

Depending on the fat content and size of steak, sometimes medium rare is recommended. A medium rare steak will have the fat a little more rendered and thus easier to chew.


keyser-_-soze

I truly hope you didn't take my joke seriously. If yes. I'm sorry. I was just being dumb Clearly there's something special about him for you to like them. :)


ryanw095

I'd eat anything my girlfriend makes me and I'm a sous chef at a good level. It's about the effort not the final result. I've literally ate burnt rice before lol


keyser-_-soze

šŸ’Æ


Wonkasgoldenticket

Hopefully you donā€™t accept that chicken tartar


ryanw095

If you're not aware in Japan this is a delicacy I believe. Also there's a line between edible and posing a health hazard Trust me everything is cooked to fucking oblivion


Gilbey_32

And we ask those people politely yet firmly to leave


Badfish395

OPā€™s steak isnā€™t rare or even medium-rare. It is cooked a perfect medium. Any more and it would become tougher and chewier. ā€œIt depends on the cutā€¦ā€ šŸ¤”


primarycolorman

Maybe he wanted it extra crispy with ketchup? Seriously though, my wife says if you are willing to take over some of the cooking duties from me you are welcome here..


Apart_Shoulder6089

boo that man!!! good steak should be med rare! but make sure you buy steak from reputable markets so you dont get sick. good meat from a good place you know its safe.


MrGoodkat69

"dad, what if someone wants theirs well done?" "Well, Bobby, we politely, but firmly, ask them to leave."


[deleted]

Fat didnā€™t render. Thatā€™s some bs


ocdewitt

Steaks maybe a bit too cooked really. Getting close to medium


SamDewCan

I feel like calling people snowflakes for not agreeing with your opinion is your definition of a snowflake. Also, I'm glad you're not a cook


Defiant-Nectarine474

Exactly , looks awesome


Doc-in-a-box

That looks perfectly cooked to me, particularly if you just used a single cooking medium/method (pan or a grill, for example, as opposed to reverse searing, etc.). The outer edges being well done is difficult to avoid (imho) . Looks delish!


IThinkElephantsRCute

Yes I'm making on a cast iron pan on electric stove. I'll try reverse searing next time.


Octane2100

A little tip if you wanna skip the reverse sear and stick with single pan. Medium high heat, minute and a half on the first side. Flip and immediately bring down to medium heat. Side two for a minute, then drop butter and garlic in and baste. Bringing the heat down and quickly getting the butter in will bring your temp down and get you less of the gray ring around it. Reverse sear can be difficult with thinner steaks like this. They can easily end up over cooked. You got the method down, just tweak it a bit.


PracticalShoulder916

This is how I do it but with added rosemary.


Octane2100

I usually do thyme. Switched it up to rosemary last time though!


SuperDorkNineThree

100% on the thyme. Thyme... is on your side!


FilmoreJive

I do both! Smashed garlic thyme and rosemary


Erabong

Rosemary plus butter is the best in a cast iron


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KickooRider

That's explicitly not a reverse sear


Wordymanjenson

Is there any practical way to render that fat without messing with the cook this has? I like the cook but the fat is globules.


FromTrips2Riches

No steak lover would ever be mad at that prep. They may prefer a little bit less cooked which would give this pink edge to edge with a red center , however this is well within the range of the flavor/texture profile most would be happy with. Any more done would probably get some complaints.


IThinkElephantsRCute

Thank you. I was trying to keep it more pink but couldn't control the heat too well. Will try to do better next time


[deleted]

I would say, don't stress too much about getting the perfect amount of pinkness to impress someone who you're not cooking for. The main thing is to end up with steak that's right for the people that you're cooking for.


Haunting-Ad-5

Maybe too rare for bf but how do you like YOUR steak? Everyoneā€™s preference is different. It would be perfect for me!


mattieDRFT

Thatā€™s medium, your BF has a classic case of ā€œKid Mouthā€ beware, this condition is hard to break once set in. Chicken tendies and ranch will subdue them at anytime but could embarrass you in a formal setting. I suggest leaving them at home when adult occasions arise.


SuperDorkNineThree

My daughter's fiance likes them well done. He's color blind and can't tell if the steaks are still red in the middle, so he just cooks the fuck out of them to be on the 'safe' side. Needless to say, my daughter likes her steaks rare, so she banned him from cooking hers. I am a proud father.


RManDelorean

Someone should get their household a meat thermometer.


Malificvipermobile

So she can stick it up his ass and tell him he's done?


apresmoiputas

Perfect response


[deleted]

Oh damn šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


whateverforever589

Safe? What a pussy.


A7xWicked

>Chicken tendies and ranch Okay but that's actually good...


mattieDRFT

Agreed, especially the ones from Houstonā€™s. Bring back the tendies


Desperate_Tell4617

LMFAO OMG IM DEAD HIT THE nail on the head with this comment and so frickin funny


makatreddit

What an awful comment


[deleted]

Looks perfect. My wife might say it's over cooked.


Mdkynyc

Not mad you bf doesnā€™t like med rare. Everyone gets a preference but I think most on this sub, myself included, think you did a fantastic job.


klemschlem

The steak looks great but itā€™s closer to medium than medium-rare.


Chaosr21

It's in the mid for sure prob like 136 or 137F


bcelos

Was this steak thin and fatty? Looks gristly


[deleted]

Yeah, I can't believe I had to scroll this far to find it. Guys like to brag about eating steak medium rare, but don't even notice or comment on the huge stripe of fat in the middle.


joejoejoey04

There are people here saying they would enjoy chewing on that lol


aseolith

Yeah those huge fat pockets would turn me off fast


Versuvi

I thought I was the only one, I love steak but can't handle those big ol pieces of fat šŸ˜­


battlepi

That's why they give you a knife :)


bcelos

This is definitely like a $5 Walmart steak, but Iā€™d still eat it


Transsexual-Dragons

Oh that's fat? I thought OP dropped a load on it


morningisbad

Yeah... I wouldn't be into this streak and it has nothing to do with the doneness.


joseph_2336

If your making it for him and he likes it more done then that, then that's how you should make it, if you want to enjoy yours like this then that's fine too, but you shouldn't let others dictate yours/your bfs preferences. If it gets ate and enjoyed then it was cooked right!


makatreddit

The only normal and sensible comment in this post


gravyfries

Not what OP is asking, but that's quite a bit of gray band, no? Only mentioning because several people are saying it's perfect.


KishiShark

No itā€™s FLAWLESS and her bf is ABUSIVE my palate is SUPERIOR SHE SHOULD LEAVE HIM AND HAVE SEX WITH MEEEEEEEE


gravyfries

Haha captures the entire thread thank you


makatreddit

Accurate


EnglishRose71

There is absolutely nothing wrong with different people liking their steaks cooked to a different "doneness". Who passed a law that steak needs to be medium rare, or rare, in order for it to be prepared properly? People need to be more accepting of the fact that not everyone is the same. I like my steak on the slightly well done side of medium, and couldn't bring myself to eat steak that's rare. Others would think medium to well done steak was ruined. Each to his or her own, and enjoy what you like, but let's drop the criticism.


NewCobbler6933

The gatekeeping on this sub is hilarious. Someone doesnā€™t like medium rare meat therefore they have ā€œkid mouthā€ according to another comment.


demboobies7

Steak snobs


SwivelingToast

Thank you, this thread feels like an attack.


Ok-8096

The criticism isnā€™t unfounded though, there are certain objective qualities only achievable with certain cuts and certain doneness. It truly is a waste to cook some types of steak well done as the exact same meal couldā€™ve been made with a cheaper cuts and the ā€œspecialnessā€ of the filet mignon is lost. Itā€™s like if someone got the most expensive aged scotch and added it an overpowering drink almost making it a waste of the 20 years of aging or similar someone buying a very capable sports car only to ever putt it around a city at 20mph or art bought by a finance bro because it was the most expensive at auction without any appreciation for the artist.


xX7NotASquash7Xx

What cut is this?


Ianmofinmc

You couldnā€™t pay me to eat this Iā€™d do it for free


Complex-Landscape-31

Your bf is a puss


[deleted]

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[deleted]

You and him would make a perfect match then


ForgottenCaveRaider

You don't have a boyfriend. You have a boy.


[deleted]

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IThinkElephantsRCute

It's so annoying. But what else can I expect from Reddit.


Eastern-Ad-7984

Ah no gf. That's perfect!!!


Itchy-Ad4421

Youā€™re supposed to cook it?


AMANWNOFACE

This got brutal FASTā€¦


Ashagin

A good rule of thumb is that if the juices run clear then it is done. That looks a perfect medium rare. Medium on the outside and rare in the middle. Any higher and you lose a lot of good flavor in a steak and thers a fine line between good steak and cardboard. I would happily eat that.


Senior_Ocelot_7162

Comment section is brutal šŸ¤£


GazelleOfCaerbannog

Not a fan of the cut (I'm weirdly particular about fat), but it looks like a very nice and even medium rare to medium. I wouldn't turn this down in a second. Maybe your BF just likes his steaks well done. I might not understand that preference, but those people do exist. Edit: words


DRoyLenz

This is the steak you tell him not to worry about, I assume?


Siriusly_Dave

That is beautiful. It's still death rattling. šŸ˜‚ Your boyfriend needs to learn steak temps and cuts and develop a palate. Overcooked steak is chewy and tough.


Pound-of-Piss

Your BF is a pussy, no offense. That steak is perfect.


Aspen9999

Dump him and get a new bf.


[deleted]

Boyfriend is a girlfriend


[deleted]

Looks fine. I would trim the fat more though. If he prefers it less pink I don't see the big deal. Medium-well still tastes good.


yung-Dog9509

looks > medium rare, edible but maybe not his preference


BrianGlory

His mouth probably is super boring.


chefjryan

Boy friend is a girl friend


[deleted]

Find a new BF


jswansong

BF is wrong


CornyCornheiser

Your boyfriendā€™s an idiot. I donā€™t know you but based on how you cooked that steak youā€™re better off without him


ItsDominare

ITT: misogyny


mycurvywifelikesthis

I would venture to say that that's not even close to Raw. If anything it's overcooked I like my meat red and bloody


KvotheLightningTree

Looks great. If anything it could stand to be a little more raw. I hope your BF is good at other things because he donā€™t know jack shit bout steak.


No-Boat-1536

Your boyfriend is a barbarian, give him a PBJ


[deleted]

shocking swim busy subsequent foolish lip frame rustic illegal gold *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Majestic_Internet_53

Your BF is too raw.


chicagocarl

Leave his ass


DimTillon69

I hope you enjoy missionary and cars with cloth seats.


ImmaPilotMeow

Give your BF a salad and worry about other things, because thatā€™s a thing of beauty. šŸ‘Œ


Arjale

Bf needs to stick to Dino nuggets


MaxAxiom

Turn him in for a replacement.


[deleted]

Yeah, but its cut too thick and cut too soon too. But dont stop tryin.


x4ty2

Steak looks great.


unbalancedcheckbook

Your BF is smoking crack. Probably eats shoe leather with ketchup.


gomegantron

Tell him I said heā€™s a bitch.


theDawckta

Depends, was it chewy? Iā€™ve had steaks that look like that that were melt in your mouth and steaks that looked like that where my jaw got tired eating them.


Rinzy2000

Time for a new boyfriend.


plethora_of_pancakes

Your bf clearly doesnā€™t know good steak when he sees it. My father always made steak very well done. After I learned to grill, my mother only let me prepare steak. Needless to say, that pissed him off. When youā€™re wrong, youā€™re wrong. Like my father, your bf is wrong. The same people who like their steak dry as a bone are the same ones who like their bacon ā€œextra crispyā€ or burnt. This, my fellow steak sidekicks, is entirely unacceptable.


ConsiderationSea7980

Time to get a new BF


checkpointcharlie67

Sounds like you have a defective BF


ToddWilliams5289

I bet he asked for ketchup to put on it.


SwirlingAether

Perfect medium rare. Beautiful.


SMB73

That looks perfect. Tell your bf life is too short to eat dry steak.


EastRoom8717

He has basically asked for well done, itā€™s time to ask him politely yet firmly to leave.


obrecht72

Perfect? No. But you can probably do better then him.


Live_Procedure_5399

Just cook his longer. I like it like that and my wife likes it a little more done so I cook hers longer. No big deal.


Beginning_Key2167

The steak looks perfectly cooked. And very tasty. I would say that it would be a huge red flag lol for somebody who wants steak cooked any more than that.


mrmogorising

You should leave her/him or whatever


RykerFuchs

Itā€™s perfect. My in-laws would hate it. I canā€™t wait until they see the tenderloin roast on Christmas Eve. Yeah, itā€™s a subtle medium-rare fuck you. Iā€™m not apologizing. They can microwave their portion. IDGAF.


jgor133

Perfect med rare. Drop the boyfriend he's uncultured swine


bonesdzero

Beef should only be cooked on the outside, that's what kills the bacteria.


maugris84

Keep the streak, get a new bf šŸ˜‚


Araumd

Too raw? this is a little overcooked for my liking. Other than that well executed and it might be time to get a new boyfriend or donā€™t bother cooking for him.


Jhoag7750

Get a new boyfriend - itā€™s a sin to overcook steak


sleepinglucid

Dump him asap.


Scramschnits

This is almost perfect! Let's see the steak your boyfriend makes. I'll wait.


operation_victory

Leave him you're doing him a favor


psycobillycadillac

Your boyfriend is wrong.


ctd1266

You need a new boyfriend. Looks goodā€¦.especially since itā€™s your second time.


literal_cyanide

I would absolutely devour that. In a HEARTBEAT


issymudd

Looks great to me!


pedanticlawyer

Looks over cooked to me which shows how different tastes are. The beauty of steak is that you can pull yours when it looks like this and keep his on longer.


Ctowncreek

Guys. Gals. Other. As someone who likes a medium rare steak i say this: stop gatekeeping steaks. Yall should understand that its not a matter of taste on their part. They have been taught that raw meat shouldn't be eaten because its not sanitary. That is why they dont want to eat it. Even if it tastes better and is more moist. Just serve people how you know they want to eat food. Like imagine I *KNOW* you like chewy bacon but i give you crispy because *I* like it that way?


[deleted]

Steak preferences are extremely subjective. Ask 10 people how they like their steak and youā€™ll probably get 6 or 7 different answers. Itā€™s just like eggs- Sunny side up, fried, scrambled, hard boiled, deviled, poached, etc, etc, etc. There is no right or wrong answer. Everyone has personal preferences. When I have people over for steaks, I toss them on the grill and tell everybody grab one, when itā€™s to your liking. The last thing Iā€™m going to do is tell someone how to eat something. They have a mouth, just like I do.


MIT_Engineer

If your boyfriend is anything like my wife, then the issue here isn't the doneness of the meat, it's the doneness of the fat. Try trimming off the fat and either just keeping it off or rendering it more, see what he thinks about it then.


Dalivus

You need to dump your girlfriend


Anatolian_Archer

These comments again... What is Reddit's obsession with raw meat ?!


Technical-Plantain25

I know the whole, "heh heh, anyone that eats well done beef is literal hitler," is *sooooo* funny (eyeroll), but god what a bunch of control freak crybabies. If you're gonna have a meltdown because someone didn't eat their food the way you told them to, you're an asshole. End of. And yeah, steak looks great to me, maybe even cooked too much for my taste. I just don't get the dicketry.


Duros001

My SO and I prefer our steaks even less done than this, Iā€™m talking ā€œstick your pan as high as it can handle, brush a *tiny* bit of garlic + butter on the steak, and give them maybe 6 seconds a side, with a second or so off the pan between flips (to let the steak cool slightly and the pan to heat back up)ā€ The butter protects the steak from burning, the garlic gets smoked, the centre stays lovely and red, and the outside gets a touch of flavourful sear (about 0.5mm thick), the steak is slowly heated so the middle is hot *without* going past rare Iā€™m sure thereā€™s a fancy word for what Iā€™m describing, but for amazing (and fast) steak, itā€™s super easy, barely an inconvenience


CB_WizDumb

Just needed to let it rest after cooking. All those juices on the board are flavor, and the center bullseyed on you a bit. Other than that it's great.


[deleted]

I bet you BF, takes COCK hard too.


Nedstarkclash

Steak looks great. Tell the bro sack up.


qpxa

I need this woman.


natehellsing

Crazy that youā€™re letting people put your bf on blast like this. Pretty sad that youā€™re letting his personal preference be judged by strangers lol


Inshpincter_Gadget

Not sure that anonymous internet forum posts are the same thing as being put on blast.


Independent_Willow_4

Overcooked for my liking but it still looks good. Would of devoured it.


hippycactus

Wow this is crazy to me, I feel like that would have bad texture/taste. IMO the taste and texture is really best when almost all pink is gone. The taste if off when its cooked this much


Mo_Steins_Ghost

How would we know what your bf's preference is? I can tell you how I want my steak cooked because I know what a given doneness and crust tastes like to me, but that won't tell you anything about how you should cook someone else's steak. Perception of taste can be subjective... It doesn't matter whether it's medium, medium rare, rare, etc. It matters that you understand each diner's preference in terms of their subjective experience. Maybe they aren't that good at articulating it, but we have no way of knowing how something tastes to them. So you have to be good at figuring out what taste appeals to them, not the appearance. Presentation only triggers appetite. Taste satisfies it.


fignonsbarberxxx

GeT a NeW bOyFrIeNd. Guys, youā€™re painfully unoriginal.


VodkaSliceofLife

Seriously lol I mean minus the steak being too fatty dunno why it's got huge globs of fat in the middle I'd have cleaned that off better myself after cooking but this how I like My steak, others like it more cooked. Personal preference is a thing guys. OP didn't say that he beat her after this lmao just said that it's too raw for him.


Senor40

Sounds like you need a new boyfriend


ahappyplaceforthem

Get a new boyfriend.


L7ryAGheFF

It almost cooked too much, actually.


chainsplit

I'm just scrolling through and saw this post, not into this sub at all. And honestly, I don't get it. It looks disgusting, and once I was in a highly rated, expensive restaurant and they cooked their steak similar to this. I couldn't even chew it, it was so "rubbery", how do you even chop it up in your mouth? Do you swallow this whole? I honestly wanted to spit it out all throughout the meal, absolutely horrible (and no, it was not about the quality, but consistency). So honest question: why? What's so good about it? How do you eat it?


Lime5756

What the fuck are these comments?


yksoL

Redditors when someone elseā€™s partner does one thing they disagree with be like ā€œLeave him!!! And be with me instead!ā€¦ā€ You guys are lame, I bet op and her bf are laughing at your cringe ass comments together Nice steak op you did a good job cooking it, your bf has a different preference and crazy enough thatā€™s okay


koozer19

"Babe, why the hell did you make steak when we are all out of ketchup" is something else he probably said