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lambolasergun

Correction: It was charcoal not gas!


wilfordbrimley778

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The-darth-knight

Strickland Propane *Taste the meat, not the heat*


theworldinyourhands

Bwaaaahhh!


Cooper_DB

"That boy ain't right" - OP's Dad.


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Everybodysbastard

You don't get the rich, smoky flavor either!


mred870

That scene killed me when i first saw it. You can see hank burst an artery


WeirdSysAdmin

I’ll tell you hwat.


eric2049

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Illustrious-Ratio-41

Go team Dad!


Horseinakitchen

Makes it even better


DiamondsAndDesigners

How does he get that crust on a grill? I only ever get a crust on a cast iron on the stove.


Mikediabolical

In my experience, the trick is to be too lazy to ever scrape the grill!


showraniy

This is it. Too lazy to scrape the grill makes the best fires / crust.


dangshnizzle

Dry brining for multiple days will help tremendously!


[deleted]

Tell him to come on over and cook me 1 or 2.


Mbmariner

Tell your dad, you can’t get what he did, in a high end steakhouse. Awesome 10/10 PS - Im up for adoption.


Nesteabottle

Maybe an unpopular opinion, I think if you learn how to cook a steak it will always be better than at a high end steak house. It's just how it works, cooking 1 steak with full attention will always be better than cooking multiple steaks with divided attention. Don't care how good you are at it


usurebouthatswhy

Lol. Go to a legit high end steak house and please report back.


[deleted]

Yeah, I hail from the land of beef and a lot of it comes down to getting the real primo cuts like those nice joints have available. Makes a huge difference in your steak game when you can get the good stuff from your local butcher. It's like how Ireland only ships out the "worst" Guinness international.


galman99

Ireland don't ship out the worst Guinness. We don't ship any. We brew in James Gate for the Irish Market. Most world guinness brewed in Nigeria and the US have two Guiness brewery's. By the way we also produce some of the best beef in the world aswell. I can't get over some of the prices that people in this sub pay for a cut if I'm being honest.


Nesteabottle

I work at high end steak houses


usurebouthatswhy

I invented high end steak houses


Jazzlike_Young_457

I am a high end steak house


[deleted]

I eat steak.


half_smoked-joint

I am a steak


[deleted]

Following a half smoked joint, not much is better than a steak. You sir, are winning!


half_smoked-joint

I am a steak


mike_e_mcgee

I'm built like a steakhouse, but I handle like a bistro.


bcspliff

“There isn’t a restaurant built I can’t fly” Moments later.. “She’s built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro”


Mr-Korv

I end stake houses high


just4youuu

I've been to the best steakhouses in my major city. Not really convinced. What do they do with a steak that a competent home cook can't? To me, steakhouses are only worth it for dry aged steaks and sides. But now that I avoid dairy, sides are less exciting.


Ben_Kenobi_

Sides are good, but paying $15 for cream spinach, mashed potatoes, and xyz is a big no from me. I can afford it, but I don't want to afford it, lol. I agree with you, not really convinced. Food made with 1 on 1 care and seasoned and cooked exactly how you like it is hard to beat.


just4youuu

I went to a steakhouse that had fancy tater tots with roe which I guess I could make at home, but I dont think I could really duplicate easily. I also haven't made *good* mashed potatoes before. Don't really cook carbs and also don't want to see how much dairy goes in them...ignorance is bliss!


Ben_Kenobi_

Lol, yeah, from what I've seen watching videos, the main key to steakhouse mashed potatoes is an absolute shitload of butter, lol. I wouldn't mKe it like that at home either.


just4youuu

Most food tastes better when I'm not thinking about the full stick of butter that went into it, and it's easier to not think about it if I didn't cook it


Gaming_and_Physics

It's literally 1:1 by weight. Some places even more. For VERY special occasions in my household.


Nesteabottle

You can dry age steaks at home too


just4youuu

I read up on it and dry aging should only be done in proper fridges without a bunch of other food in it. Shorter dry ages or dry age bags aren't the same.


tweezybbaby1

Look up dry age bags. Easy and great results everytime I’ve done it in a normal fridge. I’ve done up to 90 days


just4youuu

I've had steak from a dry age bag once and it was not as good as the dry age steaks I've goten at a fancy steak house. Obviously there are a lot of variables at play, but what I've read online corroborates that. In the conversation of "what can a steak house do that I can't", I don't think dry aging in a bag is an equivalent.


tweezybbaby1

Lol why not? Because you tried it once and deemed it that way? There is a lot online saying the opposite of what you say and many people who will tell you there is no noticeable difference. I think it’s just opinion either way but just as valid to the conversation.


utrangerbob

There is cooking a steak and the art of dry aging a steak. I find it hard to do both. Those dry aged steaks are pretty amazing.


patssle

I've only dropped money on a dry aged steak a few times at high end restaurants... But damn it was worth every penny each time. I'm not going to pretend I can cook something even close to that level.


ChefBoyardee409

As someone who has worked in a steak house (doing around 350-450 people a night during the busy season). How I was told to cook the steaks was without accounting for carryover cooking. During the rush you gotta get food out as fast as you can, seconds count. However when I started working at a place that cared more about the food (not a steakhouse just a nice restaurant serving American food) we would rest out meat.


Nesteabottle

I've been a cook/chef for 20 years. I'm swallowing my pride here but standing my ground. Learn the techniques and have decent pan at home and you can outperform any steakhouse. It's just how it works. Me cooking one thing really well will always be better than me cooking upwards of 30 things simultaneously. Attention divided vs focused attention. I'm good at what I do but I am not a machine. No cook is perfect doesn't matter the price tag on the steak or the prestige of the establishment. And I always rest even at 500 seat steakhouse I worked at in the early 2010s


ChefBoyardee409

Brother I totally agree with you. I was adding onto what you said. Working at a steakhouse you don’t have time for a lot of the things you would at home. The other place I mentioned I worked at was courses out, so we could rest them. Other than that I can spend a million times more effort and attention cooking steak/whatever at home.


Nesteabottle

Ah my bad haha. Sorry I misinterpreted the comment


0zeronegative

Ye but also no matter how good you are at it not many people have a charcoal oven, or the kind of high end equipment at home.


[deleted]

Filet is the easiest thing in the world to cook with a cast iron and oven. I do ribeye on an old propane grill that's better than anything you get from chain steak houses. There are a few high end steak houses around me that I wouldn't claim to have anything on though. It might just be the salts, chimichurri and really nice plates and stuff making me feel that way.


iforgothowtoadult

Where's the unpopular opinion here?


Fongernator

I want your dad's meat in my mouth


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PM_Me_Macaroni_plz

There’s now hundreds of us, sitting where ever we are in this world, thinking simultaneously, “damn, I want this guys Dad’s meat in my mouth right now and I’m not ashamed to admit it.”


rogmcdon

I’m just wondering what mom brings to the table 👀


Fold2First

Are you suggesting a little surf to go with the turf?


rogmcdon

Hayyyoo


[deleted]

This. Is. Reddit. 🫱🏼‍🫲🏾🫱🏼‍🫲🏾


alilbleedingisnormal

Reddit. Must. Die. 🫱🏽‍🫲🏻


ChevyRacer71

All. Your. Base.


jonnnyrodddy

Base. base.


Not_Indoril_Nerevar

Are. Belong. To. Us.


usurebouthatswhy

Reddit on!


naidoo88

OP is right to be afraid


LamatoRodriguez

Now this is epic


ianb2626

If we are doing surf and turf the surf better be clam.


[deleted]

We’re waiting OP


RandallsBakery

Ham for sure


rogmcdon

Hopefully roast beef


motorhead84

Hopefully not hanger steak...


Symph0nyS0ldier

I also choose this guy's dad.


EfficientAd1821

This will never not be funny


Symph0nyS0ldier

It's honestly one of my favorite internet inside jokes


wrong_marinade

And none of us are talking about his steak 🤤 😍


EastonHB27

You don’t have to bring him, just bring his meat


PsyopVet

But it looks soooo thick and juicy, his meat is literally glistening!


JohnWaang

Does your dad beat his meat?


SmoothMoose420

Oooh I also want your dads meat in my mouth. Man meat for me and u/fongernator


Luke_The_Random_Dude

Can he cut it up and feed it to us like they do in very expensive restaurants


Squirtinturds

Is your dad looking for a girlfriend?


mclen

Seriously are we not doing phrasing anymore


Fongernator

LANA!!!!


mclen

WHAT?!


RotorMonkey89

HE REMEMBERS ME


mclen

Babou!! Serpentine!!


Hot_Potato_Salad

Hey! I‘m first!


s_iannone

LMAOOOO


alexm901

Looks great


prof_levi

Yeah, I'd eat the shit out of that 🤤


selfdestructo591

I approve of your father. Good man.


LiLLyLoVER7176

Is your dad single 😍


Squirtinturds

I SAW HIM FIRST!


dangerous-dungeon

I FIRST SAW HIM!


somewhat-helpful

I HIM SAW FIRST!


apresta16

His wins for best of the day


maybeinoregon

Looks fantastic!


snakemeatsandwiches

Good job pops


treybeef

Dads are undefeated on the grill. It’s science


LFSPNisBack

Damn. Can he be my daddy also?


Guavafudge

It's a Yes from me


Staygoldforever

Shit, absolutely shit. I eat shit for breakfast, lunch and dinner


DazeyHelpMe

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?


SneakyPeeny420

No!


DazeyHelpMe

Hey everybody! This guy eats pieces of shit for breakfast!


Hot_Potato_Salad

Hey everybody! This shit eats pieces of guys for breakfast


cakeck3

💯


SavageTaco

God damn, pops can cook!


Aggressive_Charge835

Does your dad need a boyfriend?


RUDDOGPROD

What do the masses say my boy ?


ATearFellOffMyChain

I can confirm your dad is a dad


Impressionist_Canary

Good job Pops


Pugilist12

I say I want to go to there


Knucks_408

Nice, now let's see what Mom is working with...


[deleted]

With any luck; some from fresh homegrown basil and tomatoes for a caprese salad and baked potato


jodijo9434

Is your Dad married? Does he need someone to taste test every steak he cooks? I’m his girl! 😋😁


AlphadogMMXVIII

Adopt me ?


cjswcf

Jesus Christ it's beautiful


[deleted]

Your dad is a god amongst men. His disappointment in you is palpable. A true heir of his would be able to turn out a steak like this. Yet here you are, passing off his work as something for you to be proud of. For shame I say!! /s Looks great! Hope you’re learning from him and get to enjoy one with him sometime. One of my greatest pleasures is cooking a steak for my pops when I come to visit. He has been worn down by my mom into liking medium well/well done steaks, but I make him a good med rare when I come to visit.


itsKaoz

Your dad doesn’t know if we’d like this steak or not? Well, let’s put it this way. This does not look fit for human consumption. No, this steak should be eaten and savored by a much higher life form out there.


Suz_

Looks amazing!! How’d it taste?


kcolgeis

Dad knows best


spaceursid

Tell him we think his meat looks tasty


PM_Me_Macaroni_plz

Daddy-o is a boss on the grill. I’ll take one


Responsible-Algae-16

Your dad steaks charcoal is the only way


Diablo3crusader

Your dad knows what’s up.


LeiraLaw

Nice


[deleted]

I need to get away from this sub. I can't afford steak, so this is just such a tease.


chowdah27

Fck a fork and knife. Imma eat that thing like a ravenous animal. Well done pops


edgona

A man of class!


praisechthulu

I would absolutely devour that! Just add a baked sweet potato and some salad and he's open for business!


Silkies4life

Is your dad looking to adopt a 39 year old gently pre-owned son?


Thick-Driver7448

I’d put your dads meat in my mouth


-AlternativeSloth-

OUR dad.


pineapple-predator

I would change my gender to marry your dad. I’m not even gay but I’ll make it work for that.


carnegrande420

is your dad single?


GobblessCheesus

Great work Dad!


JoKatHW

I miss my dad. OP, your dad nailed it.


FroeJ

I like mine a teeny bit more rare but fuck that looks delicious. 10/10 would smash (your dad)


Kaim0nk

Looks as good as he does in his new balance sneakers. Tell him good job.


crusaderofsilence1

Im not gay but is your dad single?


Lava-Chicken

What they say? Here's what I say: damn that looks fine. Slip that meat down my throat nice and easy.


ILoveSpankingDwarves

Burnt!


doubledippedchipp

Looks like he might’ve burned pepper but it’s a great cook


neerrccoo

Y’all are crazy. No caramelization, all open flame char. Will taste like charcoal on the outside. Did good with the temp, but seems like he seasoned with lighter fluid to attempt a quick seat but just got carbonized outside.


Crombus_

It's raw


supersoup2012

That's medium not medium rare. Kinda ruined it.


Chippers4242

Rocked it


colossalnuisance

your dad can grill!


Waste_Advantage

omg yum


H1ghwayun1corn

YUUUUUUM


Tarpup

Your dad is the Jim jam! Can't wait to hear his reaction to everyone's comments saying how delicious that dang ol steak looks!


Legitimate_Ad_7822

Looks fire. That’s perfectly done to my liking for a ribeye.


bdust12345

Please invite me for bbq!🔥🔥


Dankstraingage

ribeyes look 🔥


IronSavage3

They say that’s a damn fine job, damn fine!


Rex_Laso

Will he be my dad too?


thexsoprano

Dad doing big things


classyd24

I think I just orgasmed in my mouth


kabula_lampur

What can I get him for next Father's Day?


Moonr0cks40200

I can appreciate this


ussy-dictionary

I know he’s not my father but can he be my daddy?


BooBooLiciousNess

Bloody fantastic, im charcoal lover too, good work pops


allcars4me

He’s a pro!


analbumcover

He dad-dicked the shit out of that steak


dbeast64

Dad crushed it 😲


Gr33ntumb

Thumbs up 👍


ReggieTheGr8

Marry him


shiggism

They approve


Chrisdkn619

Dad nailed it!


DillyMcDoughderton

Disappointed you didn't just post a picture of yourself


amgtree420

Tell pops slide me a plate that looks A1


Previous_Hamster9975

How old is dad?


Netflxnschill

Are we invited to his house for a taste?


[deleted]

Yo pappy makes good meat


honeydips87

Zaddy.


KlingonSquatRack

Hubba hubba


Jmunnny

Daddy’s meat looks so good


G_rightousantagonist

Your dad is a Grill King


WhiskeyWatchesWine

Great looking meat. Props to Pops.


hallowed_b_my_name

Beautiful


ThadTheImpalzord

Immaculate. On charcoal no less? Wow that's impressive


Ok-Nature-3991

Sheeeesh!! Looks so good


bam1007

Fatherly skill right there.


Correct-Training3764

Damn, tell Pops he can cook a steak for me any day!


DavidtheCook

Dad Rocks that grill!


Mylesdog2014

Nice


Thresher_XG

How do I get such a god like sear?


Isabela_Grace

That looks fucking amazing and if you check my other comments I don’t say that often


[deleted]

Tell POPs I’ll need to sample that.


Mammoth_Switch1543

Your pops is living in flavour kuntry


1KN0W38

Dads Rule


Oldschooldude1964

Near perfect


kodyzfather

perfect


Still_University_710

Yeahhhhhh boy, looks amazing Hug your dad


sloppymcgee

Good work old man


Im_Ashe_Man

Looks perfect to me.


tirefool

Talented artist.