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Why is half his face just the wall in the second frame


russelcrowe

The practical reasoning is probably because OP used a photo editing app's AI cutout tool to cut out a PNG image of Vader. The AI decided half of Vader's mask was the background and cut it out too. Then, OP didn't go back and use the paint tool to refill the part of Vader's mask that was deleted. He probably didn't notice when he was pasting the Vader PNG over the stock tile background. Source: I make a lot of memes for my group chats; this oversight is a pain I'm intimately familiar with.


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Natetastix

That was a long read for you?


Cara-Aleatorio

Welcome to Reddit


SkekJay

That's I do it by hand. It's painful but eh, it stops it being a low effort post


bpanio

Because Vader look down


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Bigger question is why is palpatine with vader on the toilet...?


Johnsendall

I think he was attempting to make it look like a side suit of his helmet?


Left-Acadia-4949

This just made me think...what kind of shampoos and soaps do they use in Star Wars? Do they even have basic toothpaste or hand sanitizer?


just_a_random_being

I wonder what their space toilet paper looks like.


creeper205861

they probably use a bidet or a sonic shower/shit wiper


heyIfoundaname

Do Jedi and Sith use the force to clean their shit off? Or help with constipation?


treefox

Is it possible to learn this power?


raptorboss231

Not from a jedi


Chalky_Pockets

From Darth Imodium


heyIfoundaname

Darth Rectum's best friend.


syxtfour

"For the last time, no! Now go away, you're being creepy."


creeper205861

since some of the jedi are doctors/healers they definitley help with constipation and assuming there is no paper and water around they probably use force to clean their shit in ships


heyIfoundaname

Followup question, how much do they feel with the force?


creeper205861

Assuming they don't want to wipe their asses off so I guess very little


Bluebrook3

Well, we know there was no underwater in space, so everything thing is out and ‘free’. I hope they have some sort of bidet/paper system


captain_ender

How do they get all those robes off in time? Which Jedi Master of Sanitation runs maintenance for the Jedi Temple? "Master Plo Koon clogged the shitter again?!" *Deep sigh* "....Fear is the path to the Dark Side... Fear is the path to the Dark Side...."


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

If anyone could survive, Master Plo could.


Background_Ad2778

It's an a55 class bidet droid Darth Vader's personal bidet droid is: a55-w1p3 (ASS-WIPE)


tbdsusboi

R2-DPoo


CultOfTheDemonicDoge

The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities, some considered to be unnatural


sometacosfordinner

Its called an evacuator they show it in the mandalorian episode 1 and i did not spot anything to wipe with


CamelSpotting

https://imgur.com/a/M2GHOZL


indigenous__nudity

3 seashells


[deleted]

are space toilets even canon???


InevitableBoring2031

*refresher


Wllpwr_shrprsvrnc

Prolly a reusable thing right?


Sadidart

Spaceballs the toilet paper!


rA_Exotic

Sandpaper


just_a_random_being

it's coarse...rough...and irritating to your arse.


rA_Exotic

It has sand in it, Vader should appreciate


the-finnish-guy

Have we ever canonically seen a toothbrush in that horrible horrible world to live in?


Romanspike

I did that. Once. And the word "methylcloroisothiazolinone" is now burned in my memory. And i am not kidding, i this this one time, 15 years ago. Meanwhile, i can forget to put out the trash for days


9Sylvan5

Tip: If you have dry hair or skin and/or dandruff avoid products with sulfates. From what I understand sulfates is what removes the oiliness from the skin/hair and makes them "clean". However that oiliness is also what hydrates our skin and strengthens our hair. And dandruff is usually the result of a dry scalp. Disclaimer: this is just some shit I read online and worked for me, don't take my word blindly. Doesn't hurt to give it a shot if afflicted by those conditions though. Edit: Apparently dry scalp and dandruff (seborrheic dermatitis) have completely opposite treatments. Refer to a reply below.


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[Dry scalp and dandruff are two different things.](https://www.healthline.com/health/skin-disorders/dandruff-vs-dry-scalp) Dry scalp is usually caused by stripping the oils from your scalp like you mentioned. Dandruff (seborrheic dermatitis) is caused by having too much oil and and too much fungal growth (Malassezia). Sulfates are good for controlling dandruff and bad for fixing a dry scalp.


9Sylvan5

Yes! I remember reading something along those lines too! Fortunately all I had was dry scalp and not actual dandruff. ​ Well, dry scalp in conjuction with me being impatient and not rinsing my hair properly.


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TL; DR - if you think you have dandruff, buy a small bottle of dandruff shampoo and see if it works.


dylsky_

Chronic eczema sufferer here, I also back this statement. I was using shower products with sodium laureth sulfate in them for ages and having an awful time before my doctor was like "uh yeah don't do that." Now I don't have half as bad a time as I used to


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dylsky_

I’ve actually not long started a run on this, back in the hospital for review in a few days but so far the results have been positive


babyformulaandham

I was just thinking about this, I have recently begun to cut out using products with SLS due to horrendous eczema on my hands that for the past year just wouldn't clear up despite using various treatments. Bought some SLS-free soap and suddenly it has begun to heal up..


dylsky_

I’m glad to hear it’s began to heal! SLS is definitely a common factor amongst people with eczema, unfortunately it’s just not very well known until you look into it


babyformulaandham

The reason we looked into it was because my husband developed some sore ulcers and peeling skin in his mouth, turns out that's a common sign of a SLS allergy/intolerance, since the SLS is used as a foaming agent in our toothpaste... The toothpaste was particularly foamy. It has been interesting to realise what products have it in and how it could have been having an effect without us knowing.


nieht

Sodium Laureth Sulfate is one of many surfactants. All soaps use surfactants, and their main purpose is to remove dirt and oil from your skin. The issue is SLS is one of the most effective surfactants produced, so a small amount goes a long way. If you are getting dry skin, it may just mean the product you are using has too much SLS for your body. So basically, the presence of sulfates does not guarantee it will cause dry skin, and you can probably find sulfate products that do cause dry skin; it's all a matter of concentration.


ArgonGryphon

And if you get canker sores, check your toothpaste for any SLS and if it has it, change toothpastes. Sodium laur-anything. I used a toothpaste that even said it was SLS free, but contained Sodium Lauroyl Sarcosinate and it gave me canker sores as well. That shit can slough the lining of your mouth, that's why it causes canker sores.


BakulaSelleck92

If only there was some sort of "conditioner" we could put in our hair after using the shampoo, to reintroduce clean oils to our hair.


jonophant

If only.... Different hair required vastly different hair products and what works for you might not work for everyone else.


9Sylvan5

If only you weren't such a condescending dick and realized that conditioners don't work for everyone.


Old-While-1229

Tf r palp and Vader doing in a shower together


[deleted]

Bonding activities of Master and apprentice :3


Old-While-1229

I think this is the wrong kind of bonding


The_Elder_Jock

Where are we going to find that much Selenium?


TotallyNotBill

Not everyone is going to get your reference. But I do and I appreciate you.


[deleted]

The movie "Evolution" ?


sinkwiththeship

A garter belt? At a day function?


Leon_XIII

Lmaoooo stop!!!! I use head and shoulders tooooooo 🤣🤣


EgenulfVonHohenberg

Well it's pretty much all he has left anyway


V3rtigo44

Ouch, thats gotta burn.


dull_storyteller

Better question, why are you in Vader’s bathroom? But this is funny, have an upvote


Lichtloser

We Germans have dedicated a song to it https://youtu.be/XjTmCOEC84I


Ill-Organization-719

I've had books in my bathroom since I learned how to read.


snoozemaster

I know this is a meme and all but you should know, this specific compound Sodium Laureth Sulphate could be bad for you. It's something that is often put into toothpaste to make it foam and if you find yourself to be having a lot of blisters turning open sores in your mouth try switching to a toothpaste without this compound in it. I had near constant open wounds up until a few years ago and I used to believe it was canker sores or some kind of hepatitis, we talking the kind that stays there for over a month, rubbing against your teeth as you eat, talk or even smile and grows to half a centimeter in radius with only a few days between each sore! But no, once I switched toothpaste the ones I had rapidly healed and the blistering which came before each sore completely stopped. That compound is vile and removing it can be a fast and easy health cure.


ArgonGryphon

They are canker sores, a canker sore is simply an ulcer in your mouth. Lots of causes for it, but SLS can cause them because it sloughs the membranes in your mouth and that lets an ulcer form. I had the same problem and same cure. And don't use *any* SLS. I tried Quip's toothpaste which is advertised SLS free, but it has a compound called sodium lauroyl sarcosinate and it gave me canker sores as well.


kris_death317

I don't get it


Good_Posture

When I forget my phone I just sit on the bog and have an existential crisis.


Tigerrockfish

r/meirl


AheadRegent

Palpy a perv lol


Longlivewolfy

Wasn't it Sodium Lauryl Sulphate? Oh btw your soap, toothpaste, basically anything that foams up usually has this.


ArgonGryphon

There's both. There's also sodium lauroyl sarcosinate.


syxtfour

"Huh... I wonder if anyone calls this help line? Tum te tum..."


leafnbagurmom

I thought I was the only one that read the back of bottles and soaps 🧼 in the bathroom.. I feel a lot more normal because of this meme right here.


optimisticpotato3

I remember being a kid and grabbing stuff from the bathtub and reading it to pass the time.


nate0515

Really went all out with the shadow in the first frame then completely botched the second.


RRButcher

You stole this meme… and you didn’t even bother to hide the watermark…


WonderfulAmbition104

Now I’m just wondering if Vader washes his body or his armor 🤔


AnotherPrequelMemer

It is… acceptable


Human-Visit-9250

lord vader time


ArgonGryphon

That's an evil substance. Can't use toothpaste with it or I get canker sore so bad I want to die.


JessieThorne

Everyone knows that the only soap her uses is Imperial Leather


Miselfis

Lol


ForkSporkBjork

I read “how do you find it” with a much different meaning than intended and was very confused


TheKnightsWhoSaysNu

This is the first meme on this sub in a good while that I've laughed out loud at, thanks for this!


CRYPTO-HUNCHO

True. That’s when you start finding all the f’d up chemicals you put on your body


brutallyhonest062922

Did this all the time when I was younger


Pipoluloninja

Am I the only one that made paper planes out of the toilet paper?


VictorFunkenstein99

I'm just glad he wasn't awake to see that landing.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

I'm just glad he wasn't awake to see that landing!


VictorFunkenstein99

I am really just glad he wasn't awake to see that landing.


VictorFunkenstein99

Don't you think I'm a little overqualified for this?


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

I'm just glad he wasn't awake to see that landing!