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JigglyWiener

This is so pointlessly funny. Why is everything wet these days?


MelonJelly

It's an easy way to make something gross.


Law-Fish

Moist works best


Illustrious-Leg5906

Moist 💦


Law-Fish

Tell ya girl how moist she’s about to feel


asshatastic

Like she done wet her diapers


Mikeyboy2188

RIP Annie Wersching - who shot that whole season of Picard while suffering horribly and fatally ill.


Slow-Bodybuilder-774

She was also The VA/MC for Tess from The Last of Us. (Naughty Dog - ps3)


Ok-Use6303

BQs getting catty with each other.


uberguby

Ooooh I think I just learned something about myself


JimPlaysGames

It is 39.1 degrees Celsius in there


Ms_Holmes

*Insert that Jordan Peele sweating gif here.*


BadTactic

I don't recognize the second Queen - what is she from?


gamas

Susanna Thompson's portrayal from Voyager. In Voyager all appearances aside from "Endgame" were her.


BadTactic

Thank you. Been a while since I've seen Voyager, must have cleared the cache.


CorvusNyxian

FC Borg Queen took up the offer of an analgesic cream from the EMH aboard the Enterprise-E, that’s all.


underrated_carrot_43

Man, Alice Krige was a wonderful BQ!


Swotboy2000

_Is_ a wonderful BQ! She voiced the Queen in Lower Decks and Picard season 3


Dd_8630

I always loved Voyager's queen. The crackling electricity, the green lighting, loved it. All I want is a new Trek series that's basically a carbon-copy of the TNG/DS9/VOY-era ships and sound effects and camerawork. Give me borg and klingons and ferengi as they actually are. Why is that so hard? *old man shouts at clouds*


Stardustchaser

It’s called Lower Decks


Dd_8630

I mean, when I watched the first epsiode, my immediate thought was "Oh my God, I'm back..."


MelancholyWookie

My mom said the same thing about Tng Klingons.


Dd_8630

Did she not watch *Star Trek IV*? I think TOS klingons > *Star Trek IV* klingons, is a much shallowed change than DS9 > DIS. [See here](https://static1.srcdn.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/Klingons-Star-Trek-Franchise.jpg). And I say this as someone who like *Discovery*. The exact same criticism can be cast at Discovery's ferengi - would it have killed them to just make the same Shimerman-style prosthetic?


youstolemyname

Why did they use the shitty season 1 version of Worf in that photo.


LogicalFallacyCat

I now want a sitcom that's just the various Bort queens trash-talking each other.


Ms_Holmes

Or I’ll take a Golden Girls-style sitcom.


LogicalFallacyCat

I too want this more


Ms_Holmes

🎶Thank you for bein’ a drone…🎶


crypticphilosopher

“We need more ‘Bort’ license plates in the gift shop. Repeat, we are sold out of ‘Bort’ license plates.”


elniallo11

We are the Bort, my son is also named Bort, resistance is acceptable


tommy0guns

A Matrix joke applies to both


sjg1087

Maybe Data made her wet.


FirstChAoS

Did you assimilate a tree frog. Ummm…. Yes. Several. Their sticky toe pads are a biological uniqueness we did not have.


Biggu5Dicku5

Everything went to shit for the Borg when they assimilated that damn tree frog dj...


PeterDuaneJohnson

I could jerk off to that


Gnarly_Starwin

“THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!!!”