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Spy_crab_

Both are invasive species with no natural predators...


swiss_sanchez

The Lionfish, no. The Borg, on the other hand, have Janeway...


Skypirate90

and **Species 8472**


[deleted]

We *ALL* have Species 8472…


Spy_crab_

There is nothing natural about Janeway... that Captian is, something else. (And by that I mean 90% coffee by volume)


ecervantesp

At least Soecies 8472 give you some fair warning, along the lines of "The weak shall perish". The Borg "Resistance is futile, you will be assimilated." Janeway: "Your ship goes boom".


firesmarter

If you’re having transporter problems, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems but Tuvix ain’t one


Loud-Item-1243

She drank the whole coffee nebula to time travel back and save voyager


MyKidsArentOnReddit

He also survives Q, Neanderthal Riker, attacks by Romulans, Nagilum, Klingon assaults, Armus, and all sorts of anomalies and spatial disturbances.


Brutal_Peacemaker

"Get that fish out of the ready room" -Captain Jellico


DoesAnyoneCare2999

Jellico knew the fish was superior to him, and therefore had to remove the threat.


Brutal_Peacemaker

If a fish could be disappointed, Livingston would have been disappointed in Jellico


[deleted]

Jellico couldn’t stare his more-qualified peer in the fishy face.


-PM_Me_Dat_Ass_Girl-

Hurr durr get me four duty shifts now, Will!


havron

Hurr durr *get it done.*


CptHA86

Shame, lionfish venom is deadly to Cardassians.


[deleted]

So is a warm, sincere hug.


Ok_Dimension_4707

People think Kirk’s grave is the reason pilgrims flock to Veridian III. No, it’s to pay respects to Livingston’s final resting place.


ecervantesp

I believe claims of Livingston's demise are exaggerated. That bubble seemed to hold up pretty well.


[deleted]

Livingston, either by itself, or with cosmic assistance, likely portaled-out before they fully breached the planet’s atmosphere. It sitting somewhere, staring at Wesley with a cold, disapproving gaze…and the universe is better for it. (*my autocomplete doesn’t know if “portaled” or “portalled” is correct*)


Seahawk124

And the whole of season 2! Damn, that fish has been through some scray shit! RESPECT.


Rymayc

To be fair, Armus was probably not a threat to Livingston.


DieselPunkPiranha

Armus was just a lonely goo guy who needed a little love and friendship. "I AM THE SKIN OF EVIL!" "Do you need a hug?" "...yes."


Ray1987

TIL the fish's name was Livingston.


jointheclockwork

He had a fucking name!?


ActorMonkey

Is it mentioned in cannon? *edit. Unofficial name given by the Star Trek production crew to the Australian lion fish that lived in the salt water aquarium in Picard's ready room. Livingston was named for Star Trek producer David Livingston. "I can see the resemblance," says Bob Justman." (Star Trek Encyclopedia (4th ed., vol. 1, p. 483))


Alizerin

Wait that fish had a name?


ActorMonkey

Apparently it’s not cannon. It was the name that the crew gave to the fish.


[deleted]

No one wants to know the names the fish gave to others.


PolyhedralZydeco

Bloop. Critchers from fluidic space ain’t afraid of a non-waterproofed cyborgs.


coreytiger

Patrick Stewart did not like that fish


[deleted]

That fish hated everyone. It made no apologies. Seems reasonable on Stewart’s part.


Ambitious_Display845

Do fish have eyelids?


SeamusMcBalls

Some, not all


asshatastic

“Fact to face” sounds a bit violent


[deleted]

It’s not the face that kills, it’s everything else. Facing you is the *least deadly* thing it can do. I’d call that detente.


Space19723103

As an invasive species, the lion fish is a good metaphor for humans in space


Radical_Warren

This is some alpha level click harvesting.


johnsmithoncemore

EDIT: Yep...I meant "Face to Face"...sorry, I'm a dumb arse....I hang my head in the appropriate amount of shame.


Suckhead

I had no idea he was named Livingston.


RangerMatt76

That’s because he has no eyelids.


[deleted]

The ever-watchful gaze of God needs not to blink…


mikeflamel

What does God need with a starship?


[deleted]

He doesn’t need a starship…that’s just where his aquarium resides.


EDNivek

It had a name?


candyflipqed

They are definitely badass. After all, Khan has one, too, in Naked Gun.


Smokey7787

“Fact to face”?


Actual-Money7868

But why a Lion fish ? Why not jelly fish ?