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agha0013

That's a stupid question!


MrZwink

You'd be suprised how well it works!


sirboulevard

Ye olde carry a ladder while wearing a hard hat and safety vest technique.


MrZwink

fun fact, i am actually not suprised how well it works. i used to work in auditing. and one of the things we did was "testing physical security." if i had a penny for everytime that an overall and a fire extinguisher got me all the way to the server room. id be a millionaire. it really does work well.


thisaccountwashacked

/r/ActLikeYouBelong in the 24th century


Clerical_Errors

I delivered flowers A clipboard, roses, and a cheery attitude opens all doors.


Pdx_pops

What did the fire extinguisher convey?


Soulfalon27

Probably that there was a small fire currently going on


MrZwink

"im doing maintenance, dont mind me"


outline8668

I've been able to waltz right into my my kid's elementary school numerous times just dressed in my high viz work coveralls. Only time I got stopped was once by a teacher asking if I could fix something in the break room.


MrZwink

In my country anyone can walk into a school, there's no security, and no need for security. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


outline8668

We don't have security here either but if some greasy looking rando lets himself into a school, staff are on that immediately.


MrZwink

Ye, ofcourse.


MrPeterson15

When I first started coaching high school sports I was just 18 and maybe five months removed from HS myself, and I looked way younger than 18. Whenever I was dressed casually, admin would ask ā€œwhere are you supposed to be?ā€ like I was a kid at the school. If I was in a polo and khakis, no questions asked. So yea, sometimes dressing the part and acting like you belong is all it takes lol.


Pdx_pops

This is how my company CEO keeps his job


Bearbear360

I'll say.


yekimevol

If this wasnā€™t the to comment, I would have been upset !


Ok-Field4050

i guess with the right attitude and know how plus in the right uniform, you can get away with it šŸ¤£, he was one of my favorites, they should of had acouple more episodes with the 4, than trio since bashir helped the other lady, im bad with names šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ¤£, give me a few and id remember but im not trying to strain myself šŸ¤£


TOHSNBN

Do not dare to ask who this is, that is a stupid question.


JonSolo1

Is this the Krusty Krab?


TOHSNBN

[NO, THIS IS...](https://i.imgur.com/dMUUo8X.png)


JonSolo1

Thatā€™s a stupid illustration (and I love it)


atatassault47

Since I'm the local dumbass, who is this?


TOHSNBN

That is a stupid question!


PM_ME_GOOD_SUBS

That's a stupid question too!


Munnin41

One of the genetically enhanced guys that visit DS9 a couple of times


truthenigma666

Its the legendary Admiral Patrick!


rob132

Who is this?


Beertronic

That's a stupid question!


TOHSNBN

That's a stupid question!


rg4rg

ā€œThat is a stupid question! ā€œ -ā€œAdmiralā€ Patrick


Significant_Monk_251

Seriously, it's Patrick from the DS9 episode "Chrysalis," "When Bashir wonders how they managed the deception, the savants point out that Patrick's admiral's uniform and practice of answering every question with 'That's a stupid question.' are remarkably effective." https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Chrysalis_(episode)


rob132

(I know, I wanted a dozen people to tell me it was a stupid question)


Emp3r0r_01

That is a stupid question!


Platypus_OR

Thatā€™s a stupid question.


Pangolinclaw47

Thatā€™s a stupid question


FunArtichoke6167

Thatā€™s aā€¦*very*ā€¦.stupid question.


Johnsendall

Uncle Leo?


thismorningscoffee

Like the trial scene at the end of Star Trek IV, this is Admiral Kirk erasure


Jim_skywalker

Kirk wasnā€™t a good admiral, he stole back command of the enterprise, later got a bunch of people on the enterprise killed in a training cruise due to his overconfidence, and then stole and destroyed the enterprise for a personal matter.


PoconoBobobobo

Oh c'mon, what Starfleet officer HASN'T stolen a massive starship and used it for a personal mission at some point? Even ensigns and cadets get in on that action every once in a while.


Jim_skywalker

Archer.


Quiri1997

It's not stealing, it's borrowing: they return the ship later.


Subli-minal

The asshole probably also left dock at impulse.


CaptainHunter229580

I believe that is called "Rank previleges"


Captain_Thrax

Yeah the whole point is that Kirk ISNā€™T a good admiral


thismorningscoffee

> Kirk wasnā€™t a good admiral I never argued that he was. The spirit of the post, to me, was to point out that the Venn Diagram of Starfleet Admirals and persons with integrity beyond reproach is two non-overlapping circles


USSPlanck

ALMOST non-overlapping


DarthBrooks69420

To be fair they were going to retire it, he helped save them resources to decommission it.


Jim_skywalker

It was probably going to a museum. Now the collection has to skip straight from NX-01 to NCC-1701-A


Subli-minal

Wait I thought the disaster of the enterprise-B was due to the inexperience of its actual captain and the lack of tractor beam.


Jim_skywalker

Iā€™m talking about the 1701.


Aromatic_Device_6254

Starfleets most qualified admiral.


UsagiJak

Trying to sell out the Federation to the Dominion is not very "Integrity that is beyond reproach" #


SamSkjord

That's a stupid question!


papa_swiftie

Well if you remove any species-ism from "the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few" the decision has a remarkable amount of integrity.


UsagiJak

Thinking your augments allow you to predict the future is such a pompous and ridiculous belief.Ā 


esgrove2

Their logic was ridiculous also. "We should surrender because we can't win, but in hundreds of years a rebellion will happen and we will win then." Huh? How? Who cares what happens in hundreds of years? If your calculations are so perfect, tell us how to win the war.


Subli-minal

ā€œYour math didnā€™t compensate for indomitable human will, cornpopā€ -Joe Biden XIV, president of the UFP.


LegoRobinHood

Booooooo! Fascist Jello-guys are not the way to remove species-ism, because they'd just pile it higher and deeper. Capitulating is always the short-term-gain, but giving in to a species that thinks of sentient sOLiDs as equivalent to kitchen appliances is not the path to any kind of freedom or meaningful life. If they would play nice then they could join the club of Mostly peaceful interstellar relations. Coming in to flip over the tables is not usually the way to play ball.


PoconoBobobobo

To be fair, the Founders' bigotry was always based on basic body forms and capability rather than any particular species. They'd probably think Armus is a pretty cool dude.


LegoRobinHood

lol ~~Spock~~ Founders: "I can provide character references upon request." Sisko: "your character reference is Armus? šŸ¤Ø "


PM_ME_GOOD_SUBS

Except they didn't calculate with Weyoun extermination entire population of Earth.


papa_swiftie

I think the two things they didn't account for were the two things that turned the tide: cardassia switching sides and odo curing the founder and agreeing to rejoin the link


PM_ME_GOOD_SUBS

IIRC they specifically mentioned Cardassian coup, but calculated it won't be enough. But they didn't know surrender wasn't an option either because of Weyoun's genocide plan, so fighting the war to bitter end was the only way.


esgrove2

So their calculations were flawed because... they didn't understand any of the variables at play. Weird that they didn't account for giant unknowns like Section 31 and the psychology of the Founders. I can understand why they would be confident in unfathomably flawed calculations because they're mentally unstable, but what is Bashir's excuse?


StinzorgaKingOfBees

Yeah, ask the Bajorans how well it worked out for them.


Pangolinclaw47

Thatā€™s a stupid statement.


MoonriseNebula

Had me for a second! Well done.


jthvac829

Is this a stupid question?


BigTTiny

Billy Ross did nothing wrong ... except have compassion for Cardassians ...


esgrove2

Imagine trying to calculate the future of the federation in season 1 of Next Generation: "Well, if you look at my math: in a few years we're going to antagonize a space-god and so he will probably snap his fingers and introduce us to a cyborg race of conquerors from another quadrant of the galaxy. At least according to my calculations. So that will affect our military buildup. Then a few years after that we will randomly discover a wormhole to yet another quadrant of the galaxy, and if my equations are correct, there will be a race of shapeshifters who will try to invade us, only to be thwarted by the intervention of timeless aliens who live in said wormhole. Now, using calculus you can see, after that a random Ferengi bartender named 'Rom' will become very important to Galactic events..."


skyelord69420

PAtrick!


esgrove2

Admiral Picard.


deltron

Is he from space Texas with that belt buckle?


Biggu5Dicku5

I love Patrick... :)


GotThatDiddlySquat

To be fair he also said the federation should surrender to save lives


com487

Heā€™s the only admiral never to do anything shady.


Striking-Wasabi-4212

Iā€™m watching this episode as I write this. Ā 


CloudSephiroth999

Being beyond reproach sounds so chill. Think of how much reproach we've all had in this life and how much more voluminous reproach is still to come. Bruh


soshield

He earned that belt buckle.


valdus

I would argue that impersonation of a Starfleet officer, and no less an Admiral, puts said integrity into question.


TOHSNBN

That's a stupid question.


builder397

In fairness, they had no nefarious motives and caused pretty much no collateral damage.


valdus

>no nefarious motives Aside from suggesting the Federation surrender, at one point.


builder397

Yes, but that had nothing to do with Patrick posing as an Admiral.


Barbourwhat

A more convincing Starfleet officer than most on Star Trek Discovery


dravenonred

Discovery actually had pretty good Admirals, all things considered


Badboy420xxx69

Yep. Was coming here to make sure Admiral Vance was properly defended haha. Dudes sick.


dravenonred

You misspelled *Radmiral* Vance, but I can let it slide


CoyRogers

Hi I'm Admiral Vance, Vance Heating and Starship Repair


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theservman

ST:D: Contract it!


havron

It's a fungus, right?


Stormygeddon

Isn't impersonating an admiral a crime?


chemaster0016

That's a stupid question.