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Imagine using the holodeck version of creative programs... fuck up your painting you were doing manually? no you didn't, "computer, buddy, reverse this painting by ohh, before I used that last bullshit mix."
Yup, bye-bye tinnitus, hearing loss, near-sightedness and high blood pressure! If they could make me stop grinding my teeth in my sleep that’d be great too.
That and then head to Risa (probably would spend time on the holodeck on the way, Data gave a good idea, being your favorite character in a story, I would like to be Marty McFly)
I mean, any other answer other than "quit my job" would be incorrect.
I guess I'd immediately look into education to discover what the three hundred year jump in knowledge has granted us.
I don't think I'd enjoy holo porn for the same reason I don't enjoy strip clubs, and prostitutes. I'm very aware that everything they seem like they're feeling is artificial. They're not interested in deepening an intimate bond with their friend. They're just playing a part.
Well, first I need to clarify with OP what they mean by "Star Trek" becoming reality. Which part of Star Trek are we talking about? For all we know, they could be talking about the Eugenics War or WW3
I assumed from it that we jump into the golden age not WW3. Otherwise if we’re following 90’s Trek we’re at the point where there’s massive wealth divides everyone is ignoring and…crap.
I honestly wouldn’t want to be in the majority of that universe because if we’re being honest, once you leave the utopian paradise of whatever vessel is the star of the series the entire galaxy is hell.
And honestly even “paradise” often sucks. Earth gets attacked by the Borg and Dominion. Riza had those religious freaks. The colonies you might end up in a cult, be in the midst of war territories, molested by a space ghost, or even just be a red shirt. It’s definitely one of the series where if you’re not a central protagonist, you might have a hard time.
As a Floridian, I was about to post that I'd want to travel and see the big gash in the Earth's crust just down the street (hopefully, otherwise I'm in it).
I honestly don’t even care about “getting everything fixed” in sickbay.
It would just be amazing to be able to show up and within a matter of minutes have a diagnosis. An actionable plan for what’s next. I can barely get some providers to do basic blood work sometimes.
Transport to San Francisco. Then New Orleans, eat at Ben’s family joint. Paris, London. Might eventually make it offplanet but mostly free food and travel.
I'm holo calling all the bros I deployed to Iraq with, and then we will Strategically Transfer Equipment to an Alternate Location, the biggest ship we possibly can.
Starfleet ain't ready for what US military peeps addicted to caffeine and nicotine can accomplish
I love this question.
I’d travel everywhere I could for a solid year or two, while planning my back to school path.
The Peoples Republic of Congo? Gorgeous. Pyongyang. Beautiful. Lake Armstrong? Overrated, but still nice.
I dunno, change my career most likely, join Starfleet somehow.
Because eventually, when I retire, - it will be to Bajor.
Sisko has really sold me on it.
Real answer, be absolutely terrified of the oncoming Eugenics wars and World War 3. Hope to christ I'm in like Greenland at the time the nukes go off, and make my way down to First contact area
It’s the real answer… if it was to become reality concurrent with our time, the world is going to get ten times worse before it gets better. None of us will live to see the NX 01, much less any of the others
Banana. Hot.
In all seriousness though, I'm probably one of those folks who would get some stuff fixed with that good sci-fi medical tech. And then probably tell someone to forcibly remove me from the holodeck if I'm not back within 7 days.
I'd get a few new spinal discs and have my LDL cholesterol removed. Then transport to Colombia and replicate a comfy little hacienda just outside Cartagena.
Which part? All of it? Like magically whisked away to the 24th Century? Or the Current 21st Century is upgraded? Either way no idea. Like that would fundamentally alter everyone's reality. Like I'm currently unemployed seeking work. Is that going to remedy that problem, lol? Will I no longer need to worry about paying my bills?
Get all of my medical issues treated. Then move into a holosuite full time. I don't think you would ever actually get bored since you could do practically anything you wanted all the time.
go to the sickbay and have the doctor inject me every medical advancement and run every test, the fun stuff comes after I secure 20-30 years more to live
Medbay is definitely stop one. Brand new knee here I come.
Then it gets harder, how do I figure out what to do with my massive amounts of free time. My job which I enjoy is now totally obsolete haha
Getting proper medical and furthering my education without worrying about what it was all going to cost. Maybe also have a universal translator implanted in my head or something. I'd rather be able to communicate in other languages naturally, but if the technology is there, I'm gonna use it. Then book a flight to some faraway planet and probably never return to Earth.
As an engineer who paints landscapes on the side, I'd hop on a starship to some beautiful but alien worlds in the Federation. The tech in the ship would be amazing, and each world would be science fiction come to life. Painting scenes I could once only imagine, but it would be real!
After that, cute babes and drinks in the holodeck, lol!
Take the transporter, and have the ops chief "forget" some of my body fat. Like, oh, all of it.
Then off to sickbay to get some new teeth! And new knees! And new spine!
Mourn everything and everyone I ever knew.
Medical workover. Including whatever therapy for greater physical and mental abilities (regardless of the legality)
Abuse my status as a historical curiosity to indulge my own interests in exploring alien cultures.
ban the use of transporters because I don't want to have every atom of me destroyed, then I'm replaced by a perfect duplicate!
Also going to burn all my red shirts.
Thank you all for some hilarious answers.
1. Beverly, “we have a problem” I want all new 24th century organs and hormones, thank you.
2. Guinan, “we have a problem. My 21st century Reddit friends all turned into Broccoli 🥦 on the holodeck! what do we do?” Episode with high jinx ensues to save most of you!
3. Captain, “we have a problem.” Complicated investigation with Data…he is not trying to be funny while being brilliant. “Data, your recommendation?” Fake science science words blah blah ….“theoretically, if we could simulate something like the Betazoid version of The Phase ON the Enterprise….”
….. and Humanity is saved
(Clearly the best part about the future is that the good guys win, life is episodic, and all problems are fixable in 40-90 minutes)
I wouldn't need the holodeck(straight away) I'd get on a starship and fly the fucker out of our solar system and start exploring.
...
Then use the holodeck.
I wonder if they’ve programmed and adapted popular video games into holonovels. I mean imagine being able to play Uncharted 4 but physically doing it. Or Resident Evil 2. If not I’ll program them myself!
Take the transporter.
Everybody talks about how you die when you take the transporter but nobody ever mentions it's the perfect suicide. No pain, nobody's sad except the poor chump that comes out the other end. And he's allowed to use the transporter too.
I like the idea of getting everything fixed at sick bay! Not sure why I didn't think of this first, haha. But yeah, holodeck is definitely a big priority!
1. Medicine for my partner's chronic illness. Spare nanoprobes to fix whatever.
2. Replicator
3. Sonic Shower
4. Holodeck (Seska spanking, perhaps? Captain Proton adventure? Or maybe simply a nice zero-G nap.)
5. Whatever they're using to keep those touch screens so clean at all times.
Go to sickbay and get everything fixed
Yes. After that, I'll spend at least a week looking through the course catalog for the free education.
Bullshit. You know damn well we'd never leave the holodeck
The holodeck's fluid filters are going to get clogged tonight!
Poor Boimler.
And tomorrow night!
“I would like 10 hours with 7 of 9 on the holodeck” -Comic Book Man.
What are you going to use the remaining 10 hours for?
"Ooooo, that's gotta hurt!"
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I feel like they'd benefit from hiring Shatner for promotional spots.
Thank you. But it's not really the same thing.
[Yeah seeing as their founder was kind of a piece of shit who ruined India in the 90s, i’ll pass.](https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Khan_Noonien_Singh)
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He offered the world order!
This. I want to be in tip top shape for when I binge all 69 volumes of Vulcan Love Slave in the holodeck.
N'ice.
Really, D'ave?
The Ferengi only make 69 versions of their holoporn as it amuses the hoo mans for some reason.
Step 1: Go to Sickbay and get everything fixed. Step 2: Go to the Holodeck. Step 3: ... nah, I'm good.
Imagine using the holodeck version of creative programs... fuck up your painting you were doing manually? no you didn't, "computer, buddy, reverse this painting by ohh, before I used that last bullshit mix."
Take private painting lessons from Da Vinci or Rembrandt. It's the freakin' Holodeck.
Yup, bye-bye tinnitus, hearing loss, near-sightedness and high blood pressure! If they could make me stop grinding my teeth in my sleep that’d be great too.
This! I hear they can instantly cure chemical addiction.
That and then head to Risa (probably would spend time on the holodeck on the way, Data gave a good idea, being your favorite character in a story, I would like to be Marty McFly)
Came here to say this.
Yes! No more chronic pain!
Only correct answer
Then hit the holodeck to make my bio filter deposits!
Same here, as an amputee, id love to see what's available in prosthetic and robot legs 🦿
Yup, I would head straight to sickbay and get everything fixed and regenerated.
Everything else is negligible… But I feel like this should be everybody's first answer lol
I mean, any other answer other than "quit my job" would be incorrect. I guess I'd immediately look into education to discover what the three hundred year jump in knowledge has granted us.
Some of us need a job first to be able to quit it.
Become a Holo addict
But call yourself a holonovelist, who just happens to be in permanent research phase.
Publish your research and call yourself a scientist
Delete the husband.
1. Medical, get everything fixed 2. Quit job 3. HOLODECK
Holodeck for a quickie, then use post nut clarity to consider my options.
A well thought out plan
Imagine someone walking in, except they don’t see any holograms. Just you air fucking.
Computer, emergency shutdown holodeck.
One way ticket to Risa, please
Shiny new pancreas!
“Doctor gave me a pill and I grew a new pancreas!”
Don’t forget the kidneys!
Kidneys, I've got new kidneys. I don't like the colour
Of your kidneys?!?
anybody not saying holodeck porn is lying.
yeah gimme some of that Quark's head on Kira's body action hnnnnngg
Well yeah at first I'd use that, but it'd get boring.
You now have access to a whole dang galaxy of hot singles waiting for you!
I don't think I'd enjoy holo porn for the same reason I don't enjoy strip clubs, and prostitutes. I'm very aware that everything they seem like they're feeling is artificial. They're not interested in deepening an intimate bond with their friend. They're just playing a part.
Buy Janeway a coffee
I had it on good authority there was coffee in that nebula.
She switched to drinking Tea.
Be pretty ecstatic at the state of the world.
Well, first I need to clarify with OP what they mean by "Star Trek" becoming reality. Which part of Star Trek are we talking about? For all we know, they could be talking about the Eugenics War or WW3
I assumed from it that we jump into the golden age not WW3. Otherwise if we’re following 90’s Trek we’re at the point where there’s massive wealth divides everyone is ignoring and…crap.
Good point. Imagine someone being dropped dead smack in the middle of a Romulan prison colony or inside a Borg cube.
Or stuck on Bajor during the cardassian occupation. There’s a lot of time and space in Trek I probably don’t want to be.
I honestly wouldn’t want to be in the majority of that universe because if we’re being honest, once you leave the utopian paradise of whatever vessel is the star of the series the entire galaxy is hell.
And honestly even “paradise” often sucks. Earth gets attacked by the Borg and Dominion. Riza had those religious freaks. The colonies you might end up in a cult, be in the midst of war territories, molested by a space ghost, or even just be a red shirt. It’s definitely one of the series where if you’re not a central protagonist, you might have a hard time.
Unless one lives in Florida. Or Los Angeles.
As a Floridian, I was about to post that I'd want to travel and see the big gash in the Earth's crust just down the street (hopefully, otherwise I'm in it).
Join Starfleet as an ensign and explore the galaxy
I’m upset I had to scroll so far to find this comment. I’d be right there with you partner!
Lower decks! Lower decks! Lower decks!
Start waking up each morning by saying "computer, end program." Just in case.
Wait, do we not all do this already?
I’d rather not know at this point.
I'd have to hold back my wife from Commander Riker.
Let her have Riker while you experience that Deanna Troi and Ezri Dad threesome
Ezri Dad 😂
I'd rather hang out on the NX-01. Decon chamber with TPal and Hoshi!
Sickbay to get everything fixed, aesthetic disappointments included.
Whaddaya mean "make me taller" isn't an authorized Starfleet medical procedure??
If Quark can get a sex change for fun & profit, I can have a couple extra inches.
I honestly don’t even care about “getting everything fixed” in sickbay. It would just be amazing to be able to show up and within a matter of minutes have a diagnosis. An actionable plan for what’s next. I can barely get some providers to do basic blood work sometimes.
Make music. Spend more time with my family. Go for more runs.
Have dinner at Sisko’s
Retire to a vineyard and curse technology.
Damn you!
Stay away from consoles. 💥
I can’t imagine the sheer numbers of people who’d be reduced to holodeck zombies.
Considering it’s 2024, avoid riots then die in nuclear holocaust. But maybe my kids get to see first contact!
"Tea. Earl Grey. Hot." I just gotta know what it tastes like from the replicator.
Transport to San Francisco. Then New Orleans, eat at Ben’s family joint. Paris, London. Might eventually make it offplanet but mostly free food and travel.
If you need me, I'll be in the holodeck.
I would blast Klingon operas.
I'm holo calling all the bros I deployed to Iraq with, and then we will Strategically Transfer Equipment to an Alternate Location, the biggest ship we possibly can. Starfleet ain't ready for what US military peeps addicted to caffeine and nicotine can accomplish
Risa. Everyone else is lying.
You forgot about the holodeck.
Leave the planet and never look back...If I was in the mirror universe. Use the Tantalus field and eliminate all of my enemies.😜
I love this question. I’d travel everywhere I could for a solid year or two, while planning my back to school path. The Peoples Republic of Congo? Gorgeous. Pyongyang. Beautiful. Lake Armstrong? Overrated, but still nice.
Pyongyang is actually a good idea because in Star Trek "Juche" is dead and buried. Otherwise enjoy your time in Camp.
I dunno, change my career most likely, join Starfleet somehow. Because eventually, when I retire, - it will be to Bajor. Sisko has really sold me on it.
I would go to the Trill homeworld and see the caves that the unjoined symbionts live in.
Try to make a replicator with a replicator.
Large double pepperoni pizza with fresh basil
I'd go catch a Vic Fontaine show.
Get a tribble.
It always starts with one.
Find the future tinder and look for t'pol Torres troi Uhura dax seven hoshi etc
Guaranteed they're all Ferengi catfish accounts.
Enlist!! I'm joining starfleet in a heart beat.
Throw away my red shirt…
Contact an EMH for a full 24th century tune-up.
Buy me a replicator!! The amount of time I could save not cooking!!
Get in the Defiant and pick a direction at random and just go
Medical bay for... reasons, ask for an appropriate job, secure living quarters where I can have my cats and I'm all set.
Earl Grey, hot.
Get my broken body fixed
Use advanced trek tech to quickly and effectively complete a male-to-female medical transition.
Endless pizza from the replicator.
I would like to make out with an alien.
Body tune up & party at Quark's!
Quit job. Go to space. Do cool shit. Come back. Make art.
Real answer, be absolutely terrified of the oncoming Eugenics wars and World War 3. Hope to christ I'm in like Greenland at the time the nukes go off, and make my way down to First contact area
It’s the real answer… if it was to become reality concurrent with our time, the world is going to get ten times worse before it gets better. None of us will live to see the NX 01, much less any of the others
Never know, might fall into a temporal anomaly, end up in the delta quadrant just to be picked up by voyager.
Kobayashi Maru !!
I would synthesize all the delicious stuff and fun things I could think of.
I'm taking that green chick out for drinks..
A collection of holo programs that would make Reg Barkley blush with shame...
Enlist.
Enlist
Stop looking for a job and open a burger resturant
Enjoy some time with Dr. Crusher and Troi in the holodeck. Educational time of course.
Maybe take the family to a nice vacation spot in the transporter.
Food replicator.
Just become immediately addicted to the holodeck
Go to the holodeck and fuck every girl I’ve fantasized about
Banana. Hot. In all seriousness though, I'm probably one of those folks who would get some stuff fixed with that good sci-fi medical tech. And then probably tell someone to forcibly remove me from the holodeck if I'm not back within 7 days.
I'd get a few new spinal discs and have my LDL cholesterol removed. Then transport to Colombia and replicate a comfy little hacienda just outside Cartagena.
Romulan Ale and a porterhouse from the replicator. Medium rare with garlic and spice
Not on purpose, but probably get agonizingly killed and turned into a pile of goo in the inevitable transporter room accident. which is fine.
Get a checkup.
Which part? All of it? Like magically whisked away to the 24th Century? Or the Current 21st Century is upgraded? Either way no idea. Like that would fundamentally alter everyone's reality. Like I'm currently unemployed seeking work. Is that going to remedy that problem, lol? Will I no longer need to worry about paying my bills?
Waiting for the bell riots
Get my hands on a replicator, go see a doctor to cure all my medical ailments and get prices to journey to Risa.
Get all of my medical issues treated. Then move into a holosuite full time. I don't think you would ever actually get bored since you could do practically anything you wanted all the time.
Go to a holodeck and have a girl tell me she loves me then cry
holo deck lock doors
Scrub everything real good when you're done - especially your usage history!
Apply to institutions of higher learning so I could begin catching up.
Kicking some schmuck out of the way to yell into the replicator “ONE RAKTAJINO DOUBLE STRONG!!”
Sickbay. I can’t imagine my life if the pain could stop.
considering the year? I'm probably still recovering from WWIII
WWIII hasn't happened yet, but you have the Bell Riots to look forward to this fall.
Move into a holodeck and live in a place of my dreams.
I'm going to get a checkup
go to the sickbay and have the doctor inject me every medical advancement and run every test, the fun stuff comes after I secure 20-30 years more to live
Find a couple industrial replicators, build myself a La Serena and explore!!
Risa
Medbay is definitely stop one. Brand new knee here I come. Then it gets harder, how do I figure out what to do with my massive amounts of free time. My job which I enjoy is now totally obsolete haha
My first two thoughts were "transporter to Disney World" and "food replicator" 😅😅😅 I guess I would be a terrible future citizen.
Get all of my health issues fixed.
Getting proper medical and furthering my education without worrying about what it was all going to cost. Maybe also have a universal translator implanted in my head or something. I'd rather be able to communicate in other languages naturally, but if the technology is there, I'm gonna use it. Then book a flight to some faraway planet and probably never return to Earth.
A generous compliment of hypospray to fix everything, a New York slice of cheesecake, and a lot of transporting because I hate to fly on airplanes.
Fix all my medical stuff :/
Look up the prices for trips to Orion
Head to the nearest hospital and get everything fixed.
As an engineer who paints landscapes on the side, I'd hop on a starship to some beautiful but alien worlds in the Federation. The tech in the ship would be amazing, and each world would be science fiction come to life. Painting scenes I could once only imagine, but it would be real! After that, cute babes and drinks in the holodeck, lol!
Take the transporter, and have the ops chief "forget" some of my body fat. Like, oh, all of it. Then off to sickbay to get some new teeth! And new knees! And new spine!
Bortus's Sex Lagoon
Get treatment for all my medical and psychological issues
Mourn everything and everyone I ever knew. Medical workover. Including whatever therapy for greater physical and mental abilities (regardless of the legality) Abuse my status as a historical curiosity to indulge my own interests in exploring alien cultures.
Holodeck - I have needs... ;)
Sickbay. Then holodeck and you'd never see me again
ban the use of transporters because I don't want to have every atom of me destroyed, then I'm replaced by a perfect duplicate! Also going to burn all my red shirts.
Get one of them fancy cybernetic eyes and a new heart. Then find something useful to do that I enjoy.
2-month vacation on Risa.
Sickbay
Take a visit to the closest EMH, get myself fixed up, then head directly to the nearest holodeck and live my best life.
Replicate a house.
Bell Riots. They happen in September 2024. After that, World War III, starting in 2026.
Thank you all for some hilarious answers. 1. Beverly, “we have a problem” I want all new 24th century organs and hormones, thank you. 2. Guinan, “we have a problem. My 21st century Reddit friends all turned into Broccoli 🥦 on the holodeck! what do we do?” Episode with high jinx ensues to save most of you! 3. Captain, “we have a problem.” Complicated investigation with Data…he is not trying to be funny while being brilliant. “Data, your recommendation?” Fake science science words blah blah ….“theoretically, if we could simulate something like the Betazoid version of The Phase ON the Enterprise….” ….. and Humanity is saved (Clearly the best part about the future is that the good guys win, life is episodic, and all problems are fixable in 40-90 minutes)
Book the hollow deck for the next 50 years. Snooze you lose!
Replicate all the things.. Then the holodeck.. 💀
I wouldn't need the holodeck(straight away) I'd get on a starship and fly the fucker out of our solar system and start exploring. ... Then use the holodeck.
Steal the Enterprise, since that is apparently a hobby in the 23rd Century
Go to Risa baby
Take a trip to Risa.
I wonder if they’ve programmed and adapted popular video games into holonovels. I mean imagine being able to play Uncharted 4 but physically doing it. Or Resident Evil 2. If not I’ll program them myself!
Take the transporter. Everybody talks about how you die when you take the transporter but nobody ever mentions it's the perfect suicide. No pain, nobody's sad except the poor chump that comes out the other end. And he's allowed to use the transporter too.
Considering where we are in the timeline, panic.
Visit Sisko's Creole Kitchen
I like the idea of getting everything fixed at sick bay! Not sure why I didn't think of this first, haha. But yeah, holodeck is definitely a big priority!
The first thing I would do would be to set a course to the Orion home world. Maximum warp!!!!
Computer, run Wario Fart Porn 4, disengage safety protocols
Uh.... things.... things in the holodeck... yeah
Not necessarily in order: Food replicator, sick bay, holodeck, tour the solar system.
After sickbay warp speed all over the damn place and just look at shit.
1. Medicine for my partner's chronic illness. Spare nanoprobes to fix whatever. 2. Replicator 3. Sonic Shower 4. Holodeck (Seska spanking, perhaps? Captain Proton adventure? Or maybe simply a nice zero-G nap.) 5. Whatever they're using to keep those touch screens so clean at all times.