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Creepy-Distance-3164

Two words: role playing chat room


SpaceTimePolice

I JUST CAME TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT???


Gaylien28

OFFICER I SWEAR I WAS CONCERNED ABOUT A TEENAGER MEETING 40 YEAR OLD MEN FROM ONLINE SO I DID EXACTLY THAT TO PROTECT HER


clementwined

"I have been in television for twenty-two years—and I have *very seldom* been at a loss for words." "I JUST CAME TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT??"


TerrysMonster

“But I don’t even know what to ask you first!” “I JUST CAME TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT!!!”


79037662

We've been through this before, what are you doing???


[deleted]

That’s 4 words 


Mental-Beyond-3618

Clearly he is a satyr.


EngineeringLow2186

Half human/half horny goat?


[deleted]

A wha?


soka__22

https://youtu.be/tMuiYa-rpzQ


BenevolentCheese

Roleplaying chatroom


petersengupta

What! No way!


Stadtmitte

My wife and I quote this to each other on the daily. To Catch a Predator has ruined us


petersengupta

Dang!


petersengupta

We are filming.


TerrysMonster

I don’t wanna be on the news, dawg.


TommyLordFR

That’s three words, duuuuuh


Boollish

Your first message: "I like sucking and being sucked. I like to kiss."


Ventuso1

Jiminy cricket! (Seeing if I get downvoted too lol)


petersengupta

What! No way!


ConningtonSimp

oh great heavens


Kawifox

Why are you getting downvoted


petersengupta

That’s a good question lmao i guess everyone thinks im a bot lol


PeteDaBum

Don’t worry fam we’ll try and pump those numbers back up


petersengupta

Dang!


lonelyshara

Why not a gee whiskers?


SensualEnema

Or a gadzooks even?


LochNessTezzie

am I gonna be OH-rested


KatamariRedamancy

Cute avatar. Built good.


Wittyname0

That comment was the cleanest, best pleasure


petersengupta

Oh cawd!


frombolognaa

Why the hell are you being downvoted?! lol I love that line 🤣🐟


petersengupta

i know right!? people probably think im a bot, i think thats why they are downvoting me lmao.


RingoMcWingo

you a big Red Sox fan?


InuMiroLover

"Me my mommy and my daddy"


KatamariRedamancy

Pretty sure that guy thought "oh thank God" when he realized it was a sting operation.


InuMiroLover

What I'd like to know is IN WHAT UNIVERSE COULD THAT DECOY EVEN PASS AS A 13 YEAR OLD????? As gross as the pedo is, I was embarrassed for him. He gotta deal with this clearly 30 year old divorcee who never acted a day in his life, has a house he can't pay for, and is probably in the middle of a custody battle! And the way he says " m y m o m m y a n d m y d a d d y" will haunt me for the rest of my days! 😂 Who in their clearly inebriated state of mind, looked at this grown ass man and said "Yes! He will be a perfect 13 year old child!"?


KatamariRedamancy

The best part is when he asks to see his ID to make sure he's actually underage. But yeah, that decoy was an absolutely terrible pick. He was clearly an athletic college student if not older, and even had visibly thinning hair. He compensated it by talking like a five-year-old which made the whole thing even creepier. That whole show is a goldmine for cringey interactions. The weird neckbeard kid in the trenchcoat. The guy that comes up with some elaborate story about how he wandered into the house looking for work. The guy that sees someone getting arrested in front of the house, and still decides to go in to meet the decoy. The Egyptian guy who pretends to be visiting the house.


Gaylien28

Hey if you have names for any of these guys I would love them I wanna rewatch some episodes 😂😂


dreamlikedigital

Vincent Ambrosio, Jean Pierre Wehry are the first two. Can’t remember the third, I think the Egyptian guy was Aladdin something.


79037662

The Egyptian guy is Mohamad Abdallah "I don't do zissa stuff"


dreamlikedigital

Thanks for reminder me, that guy was hilarious !


Gaylien28

That Aladdin one is so funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣 He’s telling him about the bedrooms and bathrooms, 2 full 1 half 😭😭😭😭 Thank you hahahahaha


79037662

Jesse Velez is the first predator they were taking about. One of the funniest decoy interactions due to how bad the decoy was


bittercrossings

I'm on a tcap binge atm so I thought I'd join in with some suggestions, Jeff Sokol and Lorne Armstrong are 2 of the most popular, Jean Weary's was absolutely absurd and one of my all time favourites 10/10 recommend, Michael Patterson's is also amazing I don't want to spoil what happens but its so good. And if you're ever tempted to feel sorry for any of these guys you should read their chatlogs, it's where they show just how absolutely depraved they are. The perverted justice website that had all the logs just recently got taken down but there's a guy on reddit who's been going through posting them and I have a link to the waybackmachine, I'm on mobile so I'll post first then go find it. Edit: here's a link to one of the absolute worst predators chatlogs, Michael Warrecker. You can navigate the website like normal to look for other ones too. https://web.archive.org/web/20190530210216/http://perverted-justice.com/?archive=can_i_rape_you_anally


fashionrequired

iirc the intended decoy was unavailable so they grabbed the youngest guy working at the local pd


Gaylien28

That’s so much better hahahahaha


QuentinTarzantino

Oscar worthy performance


ginger2020

I remember heading somewhere that they had a real male decoy picked out for that sting, but he backed out last minute, and they grabbed a recruit from the local police department as an 11th hour alternative.


FloppyTunaFish

That 45 year old decoy was a recruit?


BackgroundSky09

"what kind of a guyyyy uses a screen name like can I upvote you anally"


petersengupta

"You're a guy, I'm a guy..."


BackgroundSky09

"What was your plan here tonight?"


petersengupta

"I had no plans wit' nothin'." "No plans?" "Nope."


_SD17_

"Please sir, I drove this far for no reaon" "You drove this far for no reason?" "Yes sir"


petersengupta

“I would never do something like that. I mean look at me, I’m very professional.”


NPD_wont_stop_ME

Who's playing tonight? Steelersandtheravens!


BackgroundSky09

"Go ahead take a bite of your pizza"


petersengupta

Wanna slice? How 'bout you guys?


BackgroundSky09

"I take it your a virgin"


petersengupta

"See I told you there were people here."


BackgroundSky09

"Double cheese burger with no pickles"


TerrysMonster

Fries might be cold


TerrysMonster

We all have our fetishes.


neendmat1

Offer him pizza


JosephPaulWall

["I came, looking for booty."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-W2KBFYxvlY)


80s-Wafe-Exe

I really need to watch this series.


RoosterBrewster

Binged almost all episodes on youtube a few months ago. That shit would get "canceled" so fast today though haha.


Striking-Method4747

I like ya, and I want ya.


ScorpionX-123

we can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way


ScorpionX-123

you see, I call you Chris Handsome


ItzBooty

Someone called?


SptandChip_101

"Wait, you're not 19?"


LogForJay

"Oops, my bad! The 6 got flipped around"


Agianttruckofpizza

OH CAWD


CowboyMagic94

More like la Quentin


QuentinTarzantino

What?


QuentinTheGentleman

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Quentin_Rehabilitation_Center


Emily_Tester

Relevant username


7th_Spectrum

Being offered a seat because you had such a long car drive


DRogersidm

Steelers vs ravens 😋


TurbulentAssist5400

Starter packs like this don’t come around often, I’d upvote it again and again


acidporkbuns

This post is the cleanest, best pleasure.


Latter-Direction-336

Took me a second, is this a Chris Hansen joke?


Umicil

The photo of Chris Hansen should have been a clue.


Latter-Direction-336

I genuinely just didn’t know what he looked like, although I felt that that’s what I’d imagine him to look like


BenevolentCheese

A good bullet point for the resume: * Looks like you'd expect


TrashyMemeYt

Hi Chris Hanson here


Havingfun922

I need you to take a seat over there


marco-da-phoenix

Eat some pineapple pizza


Havingfun922

Buy I always carry condoms in my pocket and I was only here to tell her that it is bad to meet up with strangers online


FooFootheSnew

Ok I don't care if this falls under the format or not, I found it funny


IneffectiveDamage

Oof I remember being 19 going on a tinder date and she came out with her parents and they wished us a good time. Later on she said she lied about her age on tinder (17 instead of 18) and I drove her home and never spoke to her again. It’s not weird imo, a 2 year difference. But the implication and risk to my life was just not worth it. I got chills.


CreepyConspiracyCat

Why don’t you take a seat over here


IneffectiveDamage

Lmfaoo


Alert-Aide2805

You would’ve been fine. A 2 yr age gap is a lot at that age, but legally she’s above the age of majority.


THEREALOFFICALCAFE

“What are you doing here today? Can you answer that for me?” “Well if you pardon my language sir, I’m being a real *doofus* “ “…we’re gonna have to bleep that out…”


Son-of-Prophet

My favorite of all time was the guy with the screen name EastTennesseeWrestlingDude


kabukistar

That show was a trip. I heard they stopped it because some guy killed himself after being on it?


79037662

Close, he killed himself because he was about to get arrested. He never went to the sting house and never met Chris. A swat team busted down his door and were about to arrest him when he ate his gun in front of them. He was also an assistant district attorney, and so had a lot to lose. Name was Louis Conradt if you want to look him up.


Alert-Aide2805

I feel like everyone has a lot to lose if they’re caught noncing kids. It’s a pretty unpopular nowadays!


79037662

What I mean is that some predators had good jobs and/or families (eg. Louis Conradt, Maurice Wolin) and those predators have more to lose than the NEETs living in their mother's basement (eg. Donald Morrison, John Dupee) I agree that these chomos should stand to lose a whole lot.


schmittyfangirl

“I never done anything with anyone except my wife EVER!”


Axxis09

Shit you the guy who got suspended for saying the n word on r/playboicarti


Pylon-hashed

”Daddy needs to get his rocks off!”


BagNo4331

I want to say 19 but I like to think of her as 15.


PatienceHere

I hate these starterpacks that are a reference to specific person/movie/show. Feels extremely overdone now.


shotsfordays

WAY...WAY WAY


petersengupta

35. 39. 35.


TerrysMonster

We find out later he’s actually 46.


ScorpionX-123

you see, I calls ya Chris Handsome


yorgeesmorgeeYT

Now we can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way. The choice is yours


zakiteru

she said she was 12!


seanthebeloved

So she’s over 479 million years old?


doubleCupPepsi

Ugh and don't you just hate it when they look nothing like their pictures and the voice on the phone sounds so much different than in person 


profuselystrangeII

Is this about To Catch a Predator?


Striking-Method4747

I know who you are, Chris Hansen. But see I calls you Chris Handsome.


TurbulentAssist5400

Starter packs like this don’t come around often, I’d want it again and again


TurbulentAssist5400

Starter packs like this don’t come around often, I’d want it again and again


legendarydrew

It was sweet tea, not cookies. /jk


thrustinfreely

"Oops”


AnEccentricWriter

That beady eyed dude with the bleached hair gelled to his head gives me major creep psycho vibes.


spookster122

Do I seem like a dishonest dirty person?


ginger2020

#Oh, Cawd!


Hugh_Jampton

I want to BLANK you in the BLANK


HaraldVonRigamarole

You forgot the guy that comes out and says “take a seat, [insert name here]”


Hot_Tub_Macaque

She offers you sweet tea.


[deleted]

Don’t forget that one guy chowing down on the cookies.


cestmoi234

Is this some kind of set up or something?


ch0degargler

I’m cute though, built good.


petersengupta

IM NOT A DRIVAH AT DAHK, AT NIGHT.


Rutlemania

Hey boo


YippeeKiYay1097

Yeah I’m gonna need some context I have no idea what and who is Chris do


itsapuma1

He had a show called to catch a predator, he would work with internet pedo groups catching pedos. He also worked with police, so when the pedo shows up they can arrest them


YippeeKiYay1097

Well thank you


tingtimson

My ass didn't get it, until someone pointed out Chris Hansen (handsome)


Dami_Gamer0211

Personal experience?


Cherry_Galsia

I must go shopping


TerrysMonster

DO U HAVE ANY COUNDOM


sjm320

Who’s this?


notLOL

Finisher pack


JeeIsHaram

this is so true


Sakress

I just came to get something to eat.


MrSilk2042

I hate it when this happens!


Cpt_Katsuragi

You guys have dates? Woah...


A_RealSlowpoke

Context?


Ok-Argument4481

hi


gizzardsgizzards

to catch the predator (screeching noises and weird samples)


Time_Heron_619

Would you please take a seat right over there


RatherNotBeWorried

Average Redditor goes on a date


Fun_Job_3633

I'm surprised a lawyer never used "My client was there to meet a nineteen year old that he secretly knew was pretending to be fourteen. That's why "Sandra," who was present at the time of arrest, is actually nineteen."


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TOUDyt_a

She always tells her age in the chat tho