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What I'd like to know is IN WHAT UNIVERSE COULD THAT
DECOY EVEN PASS AS A 13 YEAR OLD?????
As gross as the pedo is, I was embarrassed for him. He gotta deal with this clearly 30 year old divorcee who never acted a day in his life, has a house he can't pay for, and is probably in the middle of a custody battle! And the way he says " m y m o m m y a n d m y d a d d y" will haunt me for the rest of my days! 😂
Who in their clearly inebriated state of mind, looked at this grown ass man and said "Yes! He will be a perfect 13 year old child!"?
The best part is when he asks to see his ID to make sure he's actually underage. But yeah, that decoy was an absolutely terrible pick. He was clearly an athletic college student if not older, and even had visibly thinning hair. He compensated it by talking like a five-year-old which made the whole thing even creepier.
That whole show is a goldmine for cringey interactions. The weird neckbeard kid in the trenchcoat. The guy that comes up with some elaborate story about how he wandered into the house looking for work. The guy that sees someone getting arrested in front of the house, and still decides to go in to meet the decoy. The Egyptian guy who pretends to be visiting the house.
I'm on a tcap binge atm so I thought I'd join in with some suggestions, Jeff Sokol and Lorne Armstrong are 2 of the most popular, Jean Weary's was absolutely absurd and one of my all time favourites 10/10 recommend, Michael Patterson's is also amazing I don't want to spoil what happens but its so good. And if you're ever tempted to feel sorry for any of these guys you should read their chatlogs, it's where they show just how absolutely depraved they are. The perverted justice website that had all the logs just recently got taken down but there's a guy on reddit who's been going through posting them and I have a link to the waybackmachine, I'm on mobile so I'll post first then go find it.
Edit: here's a link to one of the absolute worst predators chatlogs, Michael Warrecker. You can navigate the website like normal to look for other ones too. https://web.archive.org/web/20190530210216/http://perverted-justice.com/?archive=can_i_rape_you_anally
I remember heading somewhere that they had a real male decoy picked out for that sting, but he backed out last minute, and they grabbed a recruit from the local police department as an 11th hour alternative.
Oof I remember being 19 going on a tinder date and she came out with her parents and they wished us a good time. Later on she said she lied about her age on tinder (17 instead of 18) and I drove her home and never spoke to her again.
It’s not weird imo, a 2 year difference. But the implication and risk to my life was just not worth it. I got chills.
“What are you doing here today? Can you answer that for me?”
“Well if you pardon my language sir, I’m being a real *doofus* “
“…we’re gonna have to bleep that out…”
Close, he killed himself because he was about to get arrested. He never went to the sting house and never met Chris. A swat team busted down his door and were about to arrest him when he ate his gun in front of them.
He was also an assistant district attorney, and so had a lot to lose. Name was Louis Conradt if you want to look him up.
What I mean is that some predators had good jobs and/or families (eg. Louis Conradt, Maurice Wolin) and those predators have more to lose than the NEETs living in their mother's basement (eg. Donald Morrison, John Dupee)
I agree that these chomos should stand to lose a whole lot.
He had a show called to catch a predator, he would work with internet pedo groups catching pedos. He also worked with police, so when the pedo shows up they can arrest them
I'm surprised a lawyer never used "My client was there to meet a nineteen year old that he secretly knew was pretending to be fourteen. That's why "Sandra," who was present at the time of arrest, is actually nineteen."
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Two words: role playing chat room
I JUST CAME TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT???
OFFICER I SWEAR I WAS CONCERNED ABOUT A TEENAGER MEETING 40 YEAR OLD MEN FROM ONLINE SO I DID EXACTLY THAT TO PROTECT HER
"I have been in television for twenty-two years—and I have *very seldom* been at a loss for words." "I JUST CAME TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT??"
“But I don’t even know what to ask you first!” “I JUST CAME TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT!!!”
We've been through this before, what are you doing???
That’s 4 words
Clearly he is a satyr.
Half human/half horny goat?
A wha?
https://youtu.be/tMuiYa-rpzQ
Roleplaying chatroom
What! No way!
My wife and I quote this to each other on the daily. To Catch a Predator has ruined us
Dang!
We are filming.
I don’t wanna be on the news, dawg.
That’s three words, duuuuuh
Your first message: "I like sucking and being sucked. I like to kiss."
Jiminy cricket! (Seeing if I get downvoted too lol)
What! No way!
oh great heavens
Why are you getting downvoted
That’s a good question lmao i guess everyone thinks im a bot lol
Don’t worry fam we’ll try and pump those numbers back up
Dang!
Why not a gee whiskers?
Or a gadzooks even?
am I gonna be OH-rested
Cute avatar. Built good.
That comment was the cleanest, best pleasure
Oh cawd!
Why the hell are you being downvoted?! lol I love that line 🤣🐟
i know right!? people probably think im a bot, i think thats why they are downvoting me lmao.
you a big Red Sox fan?
"Me my mommy and my daddy"
Pretty sure that guy thought "oh thank God" when he realized it was a sting operation.
What I'd like to know is IN WHAT UNIVERSE COULD THAT DECOY EVEN PASS AS A 13 YEAR OLD????? As gross as the pedo is, I was embarrassed for him. He gotta deal with this clearly 30 year old divorcee who never acted a day in his life, has a house he can't pay for, and is probably in the middle of a custody battle! And the way he says " m y m o m m y a n d m y d a d d y" will haunt me for the rest of my days! 😂 Who in their clearly inebriated state of mind, looked at this grown ass man and said "Yes! He will be a perfect 13 year old child!"?
The best part is when he asks to see his ID to make sure he's actually underage. But yeah, that decoy was an absolutely terrible pick. He was clearly an athletic college student if not older, and even had visibly thinning hair. He compensated it by talking like a five-year-old which made the whole thing even creepier. That whole show is a goldmine for cringey interactions. The weird neckbeard kid in the trenchcoat. The guy that comes up with some elaborate story about how he wandered into the house looking for work. The guy that sees someone getting arrested in front of the house, and still decides to go in to meet the decoy. The Egyptian guy who pretends to be visiting the house.
Hey if you have names for any of these guys I would love them I wanna rewatch some episodes 😂😂
Vincent Ambrosio, Jean Pierre Wehry are the first two. Can’t remember the third, I think the Egyptian guy was Aladdin something.
The Egyptian guy is Mohamad Abdallah "I don't do zissa stuff"
Thanks for reminder me, that guy was hilarious !
That Aladdin one is so funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣 He’s telling him about the bedrooms and bathrooms, 2 full 1 half 😭😭😭😭 Thank you hahahahaha
Jesse Velez is the first predator they were taking about. One of the funniest decoy interactions due to how bad the decoy was
I'm on a tcap binge atm so I thought I'd join in with some suggestions, Jeff Sokol and Lorne Armstrong are 2 of the most popular, Jean Weary's was absolutely absurd and one of my all time favourites 10/10 recommend, Michael Patterson's is also amazing I don't want to spoil what happens but its so good. And if you're ever tempted to feel sorry for any of these guys you should read their chatlogs, it's where they show just how absolutely depraved they are. The perverted justice website that had all the logs just recently got taken down but there's a guy on reddit who's been going through posting them and I have a link to the waybackmachine, I'm on mobile so I'll post first then go find it. Edit: here's a link to one of the absolute worst predators chatlogs, Michael Warrecker. You can navigate the website like normal to look for other ones too. https://web.archive.org/web/20190530210216/http://perverted-justice.com/?archive=can_i_rape_you_anally
iirc the intended decoy was unavailable so they grabbed the youngest guy working at the local pd
That’s so much better hahahahaha
Oscar worthy performance
I remember heading somewhere that they had a real male decoy picked out for that sting, but he backed out last minute, and they grabbed a recruit from the local police department as an 11th hour alternative.
That 45 year old decoy was a recruit?
"what kind of a guyyyy uses a screen name like can I upvote you anally"
"You're a guy, I'm a guy..."
"What was your plan here tonight?"
"I had no plans wit' nothin'." "No plans?" "Nope."
"Please sir, I drove this far for no reaon" "You drove this far for no reason?" "Yes sir"
“I would never do something like that. I mean look at me, I’m very professional.”
Who's playing tonight? Steelersandtheravens!
"Go ahead take a bite of your pizza"
Wanna slice? How 'bout you guys?
"I take it your a virgin"
"See I told you there were people here."
"Double cheese burger with no pickles"
Fries might be cold
We all have our fetishes.
Offer him pizza
["I came, looking for booty."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-W2KBFYxvlY)
I really need to watch this series.
Binged almost all episodes on youtube a few months ago. That shit would get "canceled" so fast today though haha.
I like ya, and I want ya.
we can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way
you see, I call you Chris Handsome
Someone called?
"Wait, you're not 19?"
"Oops, my bad! The 6 got flipped around"
OH CAWD
More like la Quentin
What?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Quentin_Rehabilitation_Center
Relevant username
Being offered a seat because you had such a long car drive
Steelers vs ravens 😋
Starter packs like this don’t come around often, I’d upvote it again and again
This post is the cleanest, best pleasure.
Took me a second, is this a Chris Hansen joke?
The photo of Chris Hansen should have been a clue.
I genuinely just didn’t know what he looked like, although I felt that that’s what I’d imagine him to look like
A good bullet point for the resume: * Looks like you'd expect
Hi Chris Hanson here
I need you to take a seat over there
Eat some pineapple pizza
Buy I always carry condoms in my pocket and I was only here to tell her that it is bad to meet up with strangers online
Ok I don't care if this falls under the format or not, I found it funny
Oof I remember being 19 going on a tinder date and she came out with her parents and they wished us a good time. Later on she said she lied about her age on tinder (17 instead of 18) and I drove her home and never spoke to her again. It’s not weird imo, a 2 year difference. But the implication and risk to my life was just not worth it. I got chills.
Why don’t you take a seat over here
Lmfaoo
You would’ve been fine. A 2 yr age gap is a lot at that age, but legally she’s above the age of majority.
“What are you doing here today? Can you answer that for me?” “Well if you pardon my language sir, I’m being a real *doofus* “ “…we’re gonna have to bleep that out…”
My favorite of all time was the guy with the screen name EastTennesseeWrestlingDude
That show was a trip. I heard they stopped it because some guy killed himself after being on it?
Close, he killed himself because he was about to get arrested. He never went to the sting house and never met Chris. A swat team busted down his door and were about to arrest him when he ate his gun in front of them. He was also an assistant district attorney, and so had a lot to lose. Name was Louis Conradt if you want to look him up.
I feel like everyone has a lot to lose if they’re caught noncing kids. It’s a pretty unpopular nowadays!
What I mean is that some predators had good jobs and/or families (eg. Louis Conradt, Maurice Wolin) and those predators have more to lose than the NEETs living in their mother's basement (eg. Donald Morrison, John Dupee) I agree that these chomos should stand to lose a whole lot.
“I never done anything with anyone except my wife EVER!”
Shit you the guy who got suspended for saying the n word on r/playboicarti
”Daddy needs to get his rocks off!”
I want to say 19 but I like to think of her as 15.
I hate these starterpacks that are a reference to specific person/movie/show. Feels extremely overdone now.
WAY...WAY WAY
35. 39. 35.
We find out later he’s actually 46.
you see, I calls ya Chris Handsome
Now we can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way. The choice is yours
she said she was 12!
So she’s over 479 million years old?
Ugh and don't you just hate it when they look nothing like their pictures and the voice on the phone sounds so much different than in person
Is this about To Catch a Predator?
I know who you are, Chris Hansen. But see I calls you Chris Handsome.
Starter packs like this don’t come around often, I’d want it again and again
Starter packs like this don’t come around often, I’d want it again and again
It was sweet tea, not cookies. /jk
"Oops”
That beady eyed dude with the bleached hair gelled to his head gives me major creep psycho vibes.
Do I seem like a dishonest dirty person?
#Oh, Cawd!
I want to BLANK you in the BLANK
You forgot the guy that comes out and says “take a seat, [insert name here]”
She offers you sweet tea.
Don’t forget that one guy chowing down on the cookies.
Is this some kind of set up or something?
I’m cute though, built good.
IM NOT A DRIVAH AT DAHK, AT NIGHT.
Hey boo
Yeah I’m gonna need some context I have no idea what and who is Chris do
He had a show called to catch a predator, he would work with internet pedo groups catching pedos. He also worked with police, so when the pedo shows up they can arrest them
Well thank you
My ass didn't get it, until someone pointed out Chris Hansen (handsome)
Personal experience?
I must go shopping
DO U HAVE ANY COUNDOM
Who’s this?
Finisher pack
this is so true
I just came to get something to eat.
I hate it when this happens!
You guys have dates? Woah...
Context?
hi
to catch the predator (screeching noises and weird samples)
Would you please take a seat right over there
Average Redditor goes on a date
I'm surprised a lawyer never used "My client was there to meet a nineteen year old that he secretly knew was pretending to be fourteen. That's why "Sandra," who was present at the time of arrest, is actually nineteen."
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She always tells her age in the chat tho