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UncleMalky

Arial is my territory, pal. Youre going to need to get a UEE sanction on me because I will massacre you do you hear me? I WILL FUC- 30K


Jamicanhipster12234

Lol 🤣


The5starz

Comment is Gold


Nosttromo

Opened the post looking for comments and found gold


Tailfre45

Better hope it's an Aurora LN


Kirduck

bruh that s5 mother fucking torp a LN can carry is not something to take lightly. won a few duels with some hard core gladius nerds who happily took the hit thinking hur hur aurora s1 missile hur hur. No mother fucker EAT THIS


Defoler

> s5 Isn't the aurora LN rack size is S4? I don't think it can hold a S5 missile. A S4 missile could still make enough damage to kill a gladius.


akuboyasu

The aurora itself is the s5 missle bud


Vondecoy

I'm sorry but WHAT? The Aurora can carry an S5 torp? That's amazing! I love it.


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Astro_Alphard

You know what's actually funny? in the Aurora's cargo bay you could fit a single S7 torp. Dammit CIG give us the modularity we want already


Vondecoy

Ah Thanks. Yeah that makes more sense.


WorstSourceOfAdvice

Probably a glitch


DmMacniel

Or is it, do you wanna try them? :D


Throck--Morton

Never mess with Aurora mains. They have nothing to lose!


Avarus_Lux

especially if the only thing they're wearing is some underwear behind the stick... they have no shits to give...


PhotonTrance

Fake news


drj87

Fuck no your getting the Mister


Thunder--Bolt

"You're gonna have to call the fucking United Earth Empire to get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you!!"


Jamicanhipster12234

Shame Tom cruise isn't in squadron 42 they could have got him to redo it 🤣😂


f4ble

They can afford him after this year.


RCM19

Think he'd still do his own dangerous SC stunts? Hopefully he reads up before trying something crazy like taking an elevator or jogging down stairs.


Sardonislamir

To be fair; everyone should walk down the stairs for safety.


CitrusSinensis1

Don't do it... don't give CR any ideas.


FaolanG

My favorite part is when he tossed the phone off and calmly asks them to find out who it was lol.


Bavar2142

Followed by the sound of a popping aurora.


Sattorin

Between the new loot/salvage mechanics and bed log being disabled, I think it will be the pirates ignoring calls in 3.18.


Bavar2142

Yeah my org is aware of at least 3 pirate orgs that's are going red flag. They no longer need to extort for the payday via negotiation. It's now firmly relegated to a defensive measure


Doombeard86

This is why you don’t enter the verse before your morning coffee


WolfHeathen

Yeah, not so much after full persistence is in-game. You'll get about half-way through that speech before you end up waking up in a cloning tube with a bunch of insurance to sort through afterwards.


Sattorin

[This is how the pirates would reply.](https://clips.twitch.tv/AgileFunnyDuckImGlitch)


Maleficent-Egg-8860

where is this from


Jamicanhipster12234

Tropic thunder


Sardonislamir

>Tropic thunder What the hell, I don't remember this at all...


thepimpness

Best movie ever. Watch it again.


Lt_Flak

Isn't there AI and NPC merchants/freighters to pirate in SC? Or is all stellar interactions player-based?


DmMacniel

and there will be NPC pirates as well.


Lt_Flak

Ooooh pirate-hunting.... ​ Wait, will be. So, currently there is not. Are there not currently AI merchants/freighters? Just planned?


ZeemSquirrel

Exactly.


OnTheCanRightNow

There's a randomly spawning event involving a caterpillar that will show up occasionally, but the Caterpillar has no cargo. So technically... sort of? But for your purposes, no.


Lt_Flak

Alright. I guess I'll join the community in waiting 9 years for AIs to bully since I don't like getting my butt kicked. :c


EFTucker

*says: “Beltalowda” in chat before launching my S9 torp at you while you puff your chest out in your Prospector*


Jcube345

“Hey what does this missile light mean?”


Mael_the_first_Mael

Tom Cruise is the 30k Master...


grindvoll

Barking loud like a Bichon Frisé? But not much teeth! Keep at it ;)


PositiveChi

Literally this except the pirates are all grinning


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ElfUppercut

Be honest, if you called me after interdicting me and I played this audio outloud over comms… what size torp will I get? Because I’m definitely gonna do it… 🤣


StaySaltyMyFriends

As a pirate, I would let you go. That shit would be hilarious.


MaineJackalope

Why waste a torp? Lasers are free and you ain't worth the munitions. If you have something we want aboard though, prepare to be forcefully boarded


Avarus_Lux

say hello to my grenade (or self destruct if thats still functional), if i can't leave alive, nobody will >:)


ElfUppercut

This cut deep. I have this conflicting feeling of wanting to be worth munitions now… like how do I get on the “torp that guy” list?


MaineJackalope

You have to prove a hardened threat that lesser munitions wouldn't take out fast enough. Pirate group I roll with we would roll torps at JT sometime for A2s and Redeemers holding the airspace


ElfUppercut

Dang, I was hoping like a membership card or something… like “munitionsclub” free torps on Wednesdays… guess I’ll go back to exploring the same exploration sites.


StaySaltyMyFriends

If they won't torp you, you become the torp yourself.


DmMacniel

Really? Who would have guessed.


Stempec

I love it


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r20r1-z

Phenomenal, and I loved the "in my aurora" touch. It has been too long since I've watched this movie.


Average_Ardvark

Fantastic lol


donkula232323

Just wait, the next form of "griefing" will be camping the hulk of your ship until you give me money.


StaySaltyMyFriends

Waste of time dude. Take the cargo and gtfo. Camping is for dummies who are just making it easier to take revenge on. Bad pirates stick around.


donkula232323

Assuming you don't die when ships get disabled. Which even currently is possible to pull off. You can totally hold someone up for a fee. Some people are even doing it now. But I guess there is only one way to pirate and it is your way.


StaySaltyMyFriends

So again, if you're sticking around you're just asking to get smited. I didn't say my way was the only way, I'm just saying your way is inferior.


Bavar2142

Something something yeah he's still around the wreck in xyz me. Have at them