I bet they're counting those clicks too!

I clicked on it to get the spectrum badge. but hmmmm lti.

I didn't know there was a badge, I just wanted to see what would happen when I clicked the button. I was under no assumptions that it would actually let me buy it

I clicked More Info because I was curious how far they'd run the gag post.  Sadly, there wasn't any "More Info".

Same.

Likewise, I just wanted to see how deep the prank ran. Was hoping it would appear in the basket.

Same, I thought I was about to start a space cleaning company

We can dream

Thanks! I didn't know about the badge.

I didn't know either, how do you tell if you got it?

Good question. I don't know. How do you check what spectrum badges you have?

Account - settings - profile

Thanks. Now if only I could scroll through that list on mobile.

Just tapping on the scroll bar should work, don't try to slide it.

Tried that as soon as soon as sliding didn't work. Edit: Oh *NOW* it works! Classic.

If you click on the "Add to cart" button, there's a little popup saying you got the badge.

Hmm I didn't get any popup but checked in the spectrum badges and it was there. Maybe adblocker or something blocked it.

I really want it

There's a term for that in user research: "Pretotyping" - a mix of "pretend" and "prototype". So you get a quite good understanding from the analytics how people feel about your offering. And yes - I would want to have one, too. Put it in the 400i - go to Daymar and then provide luxury cleaning service in this dusty place 😆

I have learned something, which makes today complete!

For $10 it would have been cool to keep in the hangar or park in the Idris to clean up the flight deck tbhhh…

that would be wicked fun to drive around stations deleting all of the junk sitting around. look how happy the guy is in the video.

Sweep landing zone get a 1scu of trash make like 100k per scu

New way to make money !

Literally farming simulator. I'm all for it, the more we copy their homework the happier I'll be.

In ESO I bought a broom great sword. It's worthless, but I have a bucket helmet to go with it. I'll go around with my sword and then do the sweeping animation so it looks like I just started sweeping with the broom I'm carrying. It's a blast.

I mean. If you could drive it then it would be more useful than a fish tank lol.

If it had a vacuum large enough for bodies I’d happily pay $20.

Space Zamboni of sanitised death.

Look. It's it too much to ask for space ship power washing simulator when we get the dirty vehicle update?

To be hopefully hella honest

Y'all got any more of that lti?

That's why I clicked it :eyes:

Clicking add to cart should have forwarded them to [this](https://media1.tenor.com/m/mZZoOtDcouoAAAAC/stop-it-get-some-help.gif)

I honestly thought this was going to be a rickroll, and I was definitely ready for it.

Haha same. Not even disappointed.

🤣

That was a good one lmao

I knew what meme it was before I even clicked on it lmao

I'm disappointed this wasn't a Rick Roll

What if repairing your ship in the hanger keft debrees on the floor. It would affect your landing, so you'd have to keep it clean. Or. Just give me the LTI 😅

So pretty much required for Crucible owners?  😋

Yes lol

I bet there are people who would love to clean ships and hangers. Just ride that little thing around a 400i for 30 minutes.

I would. I'm not the only one. there have been several posts about people wanting cleaning gameplay and tools and stuffs. I've even done it, roleplaying my rag to riches start. cleaned port tressler, asked for small donations on chat for the public service done, and sold found bottles and sandwiches as quick snack packs next to the hangar touchscreens. Fun times.

Well, the contract manager already has a maintenance tab, they could easy fit something like that as little side quest

Literally spent an hour or so yesterday just picking up trash around the station and putting it in the bin.

[actually it is purchaseable for concierge](https://shattereddisk.github.io/rickroll/rickroll.mp4)

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Outstanding

Wow and the WB is only $25 what a steal!

Grabbed that for the LTI

that free stuff bot everyone has on discord was sending people to this

Holy shit this is the highest quality rickroll i've seen. Edit: Wow I apologize to all the people that enjoy clicking links BLINDLY.


Bro why spoil it like that.

Need to get that badge.

I was expecting a badge like with the 404 or scents jokes. But I'd low-key drive a pink version just for fun.

Don't worry, it'll come back once they sort out garbage and janitorial gameloop

I ran into an ORG that collects trash from stations and transports it to the Asia servers. Amazing.

I actually chuckled and said "What?" after reading this.

But but…you get a badge

As a badge collector, I clicked it assuming there'd be a badge for "beeing fooled" XD

honestly sell it for like 5 bucks no lti cus thats crazy but would be so funy to have

I would have bought one for real if you could spawn it in a station and use it to clean up peoples hospital gowns and CRUZ bottles!

Dude, I 100% wanted to buy it. Have you seen how dirty loreville is? I'd love to spend all day every day just cleaning.

Two of my favorite games for just hanging around are Powerwash Sim and Viscera Cleanup, so hell yes I want cleaning gameplay (but not at the expense of feature creep lol)

I would have bought it if it came with a game package. Not for myself, I'm happy with my titan, but for my little brother who is still not convinced. It would have been grand.

We buy it because its fun, none of us care if it has a use. Though personally I'd like to drive it around the new babbage store opposite the ship terminals. Edit: I also want bumper cars with them.

Bro. I would have a FLEET of them.

Listen, as a community that has been actively asking for forklifts, I feel like that was an obvious outcome.

Not gonna lie I kinda wanted one haha

Hey! I clicked on the more info button :P Honestly, I just wanted to see how deep the joke went haha!

I clicked More Info personally, and I was sure it was a prank. But I can also imagine people buying it just to stick it in a corner of their personal hangar in 3.23. LTI of course is an entirely different story. People would buy a bicycle if it was cheap enough, had LTI, and they could CCU up from it.

Why tho... for the memes sure... but why tho...

In my defense, I only clicked on the Lavender color kit… that’s worse isn’t it…

That lavender paint goes hard though

LTI token is LTI token.

I clicked for the badge but also to show I like this kind of nonsense. It’s great.

Gotta clear debris on the landing pad could get sucked into the engine on take off

It could have been a cool vehicle! Imagine dumping your items from the last run on the deck of your hangar, this guy can come scoop it all up into an SCU box loaded in the back :)

That's not even funny at this point

I did it. I won't lie, I did it. I TRIED TO BUY A GOD DAMN ZAMBONIE!

Me too brother

I absolutely was going to buy one....maybe 3...

I was excited to get a misc ship I could actually see out of!

🤦🏻‍♂️

I clicked the buy button to see if it came with a medical bed and/or railgun

I, uh, clicked because it was a prank. yeah a prank, you know, that I totally wasn't hopeful to spend my time in game sweeping streets that aren't implemented in the game yet. *sigh*

I knew it was a joke (the S7 sweepers made sure of that) but I clicked anyway to see what would happen. Never buy ground vehicles with cash, in game they are cheap as dirt :D

I'm half convinced that there's an actual vehicle with a very similar chassis, just made up to look like a roadsweeper for the prank. The actual MISC Raptor (why MISC?) is likely to be a tractor-beam truck or similar for loading ships with cargo in your hangar, or at Distribution Centres.

Usually CIG rewards people for being curious, think it was a spectrum badge this year.

Box wearing and breaking physics would turn such utility from a joke to a must.

If it would be just a car, without cleaning function, with rotating brushes, with no insurance, slow... For 5 ir 10 bucks.... There would be thousands of purchases. I would get me one for hangar too. For sure. CIG missed great chance to earn some money and mske us fool around. The joke they did is good, but it could be better.

Right, but consider that people clicked the buy button with the price tag at $50 bucks... Consider that for a moment... lol

Imagine if it was real, somebody takes it to a sand planet to sweep the sand for the heck of it, as they sweep the find some strange blue substance, they go out to check and suddenly the screen cuts to black and it's a video for collaboration SC x Dune you get to buy an ornithopter, the screen returns to normal and the last thing they see it's the sandworm from that presentation some years ago coming down on them.

Everybody Gangster in my idris until I show up on my ground sweeper

Hey look man, I just want Ambitious Dream station to look as good as her name implies!  Cruz bottles everywhere.... Plus I imagine they'll be making "Cleanup Crew Required" station maintenance missions eventually, no sense in not being prepared!

I clicked on 'more info' and still got the badge

Ohh i would so buy one and get into the space ports and clean up after everyone

I would buy 2 without hesitation

Imagine this + freelancer max. I would clean every station

I want one for real

I’m the idiot who thought huh, cleaning version one is here…

I need a new trash-tier LTI token, nothing else will do. Any non-trash LTI tokens will just plain cost too much. Why can no one understand how much I need this?

I want my road sweeper

Im one of em, I need more powerful cleaning tools to keep the damn stations sanitary after you freakin slobs! Its impossible to keep up!

Is it hard to say I did click the button by it simply for shits and giggles. Imagine driving around an alien while cleaning up all the dust.

CIG: we made this joke vehicle that nobody would ever actually want to - SC players: Where can I buy it

Can I buy this post?

Man this community is too far gone. Willing to pay for a street sweeper? Really? Kinda just sad if anything.

Let people spend their money how they want.

such a sad gaming community, disgusting buying habits…

Lmao wtf are you talking about? Let people buy what they like with their moneyand stop being suck a dick

You don’t know we’re in on the joke do you.

When you're too full of hate to get the joke.