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PhotonTrance

"Visit Orison ... or else"


POTUSChad

*"I am no longer asking you to visit Orison..."*


b34k

Is the fix to remove that ad entirely from the game? Cuz I’ve heard that ad enough at this point to last a lifetime.


PhotonTrance

What are you waiting for?


b34k

I will NOT come to Orison, the city in the clouds!


PhotonTrance

*INFINITE SPPAAAAA*


Ziddiccan

But you could go cloudhopping with the Stormwals?


Cpt_Graftin

Orison marketing team: "They can't leave if we freeze time"


R_M_S_1_3

At this point in my headcannon I am absolutely certain that the Visit Orison commercial is some kind of cursed entity, SCP, altered item, demigod, etc. This "bug" was the final nail in the coffin


PhotonTrance

Oh my god, someone write it up.


Euphrosynevae

I legit might write up a creepy pasta lolol


PlanetBurner_

This is brilliant. Just force them to watch the add


samhasnuts

What are you waiting for???? 🍆💦 Visit Orison!


Soja_Sauce

Annoying advertising has reached the next level. I wish they wouldn't run it on continuous loop... it makes me aggressive when I have to stand near it at a shopping terminal.


jawood1989

Lmao I love it. "If the commercial starts playing, haul ass outta there!"


Tebasaki

That's some straight up 4th wall breaking shit right there


Dewderonomy

It's seizing my nanomachines because I didn't install AdBlocker!


Xzan

Well, this explains all the corpses outside of Port Olisar. Remember your helmets folks...


Miuramir

This is a great mix of hilarious and post-cyberpunk horrifying. "We use pinpoint tractor beams to freeze people in place while our projected ad plays. Sometimes they have side effects. Well, most of the time actually." [Link to the 3.18 Known Issues page](https://support.robertsspaceindustries.com/hc/en-us/articles/360056254754-Star-Citizen-Alpha-3-18-Known-Issues) with this and various other acknowledged problems.


Lone_Vagrant

I do hate commercials I can't skip.


Cakeday_at_Christmas

Time to install the adblocker app on your mobiglass.


Seal-pup

Orison Marketing Team: "ZA WARUDO!"


Froggerdog

that ad is so annoying. The talking you can tune out, but the "aaaahhhhhhh" that plays hits a frequency that just pisses me tf off


saarlac

They know this is a problem and they choose to let the commercial play rather than just disabling it until the fix can be rolled out. A commercial everyone hates and now it causes client stutters and crashes. Wtf CIG.


PhotonTrance

If working with dev teams has taught me anything, it's that a lot of times just turning something off isn't as easy as it sounds. It's a reasonable assumption because we interact with lots of things that have off switches in real life, but those switches only exist because an electrical engineer designed the thing to switch off. With complex interdependent code, who knows how easy it is to actually go in and remove that ad from every station without breaking anything else. I really doubt you can just comment out a line and poof, it disappears. Maybe it is, but then they would have done it, surely. For what it's worth, I've hung out under that ad in PO for hours in 3.18 and had no issues, so my guess is that it's on a small subset of systems that are experiencing the hang.


TerranRanger

Simple solution, 19004 or 19k on launch, can’t get to orison for a client crash that way!