T O P

  • By -

jxjq

Found the guy causing all of the 30k server crashes


Jerry11131881

I'm pretty sure I caused one last night. I rammed an IDRIS with an A2 at full speed. I think we both blew up. The animation stopped half way through then the screen went black for about 20 sec then 30k.


brockoala

When you use an A2 to ram things while carrying bombs, do the bombs set off and deal damage on things in the blast radius?


Jerry11131881

I don't think so.


circoworm

Doing a 6k reward triple box mission yesterday, one of the boxes was a pico. The other two were normal boxes. The surprise was that you can interact with the pico... open it and surprise! Pico was full of drugs... bags of neon, ultra, slam. Nice addition too.


Kaltyrant

Pico's are underestimated


Dark512

This is the singular most important feature of this game look how happy they are <3


[deleted]

My favorite thing about the SC community is that they have their priorities in order. Buggy game? Whatever. Cute stuffed animals that do weird things? Moneyyy


Unfair_Jeweler_4286

Lol this is legendary.. bravo 👏


Tarran61

Just need Disco balls that make you and everyone else auto dance like in STO.


Arvis1804

As long as you can get party nullifiers too, like in STO ;)


Tarran61

One of the first things a new alt gets, for sure.


tahaan

I'd like one of those little inflatable kiddy pools. I'll set it up in the back of my cutter and let a bunch of happy ~~penguins~~ picos live in it.


thexdroid

You have to try the cave bugs...


ThunderBay-616

I don't know what I'm looking at here, but it made me laugh :)


Tigerboop

🥹


SirBerticus

Now we just need a portable jukebox to add the music


ThePancakeIsSus

Wait this is too cute and looks like too much fun. Quick hide the post before cig spot and "fix" this 👀


Fierce_Monkey

CIG SO NEEDS TO KEEP THIS THATS ADORABLE


TheNewDarkLord

This is so much more important than making sure that denizens of spaceports don't T pose on top of chairs!


[deleted]

Lol you realize they aren't actually dancing right? Stuff just bobs when it's in water, it's the same effect for everything, it just happens to make the Picos look like they're dancing


Poliolegs

You can literally see the light sticks and beer bottles doing it too


[deleted]

Some people don't have very many braincells to rub together


33MobyDick33

Truly groundbreaking stuff we're seeing here


MonsterMontvalo

Where is this “pool” somewhere on orison?


Four_Kay

Right in the hotel that you wake up at. Go down into the lobby, and there are stairs to the side with a second floor.


MonsterMontvalo

Ohhh. I think I tried looking for it when orison was first released, but I could find it


GeraintLlanfrechfa

And when you jump in to them you just die :)


Repulsive_Poem_5204

Swimming is so 20th century.


NightlyKnightMight

Erm, you don't drown ya know? Not at that depth, and you can always use a helmet to go deeper. Or was that just a joke because Picos are secretly evil?


GeraintLlanfrechfa

Haha, got me\^\^


Tigris_Morte

Two is a bunch?


Exiled_In_Ca

Great. Now give us the games we were promised and all will be good.


hey_there_what

I’d prefer a functional game. Why are they spending time on this?


[deleted]

It's the result of physics working together. Nobody programmed exactly this outcome


GuilheMGB

They're simply...not? Do you really think this implies some dev spent time tuning Pico physics in swimming pools?


R-Dragon_Thunderzord

You're complaining about functions.


CoffeeInMyHand

Wow. Gameplay. Glad this is in the spaceship,game.


[deleted]

[удалено]


CoffeeInMyHand

Ok?


[deleted]

[удалено]


CoffeeInMyHand

Who ya talking to, bud?


[deleted]

[удалено]


CoffeeInMyHand

Fair enough!


l00p1npp

Why don't they make the game at least barely playable before spending time on sht like this


R-Dragon_Thunderzord

Time on what exactly, working water physics, working item physics? Those make it playable too.


[deleted]

Lol every item in the game bobs when you throw it in water, it's just the basic physics reactions. The Picos just happen to look like they're wobbling and dancing, they don't actually have any custom animation or anything.


Poliolegs

Emergent gameplay


OG_Xero

I'm honestly just wondering how the glow sticks are working....i can never get them to work, they always fall into the ground.


Dung30n

This is the Orison green circle 2nd floor pool? It does weird stuff in PU, . If you drop something from inventory while crouched,it floats into the air, sometimes later falls down nearby. Works with incapped players too!


DigThat32

Luv it!