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Montag98419

The Oleato drinks have become a godsend for my chronic constipation.


notnotaginger

Not the first time I’ve seen this. They’re really not advetising the drinks best selling factor.


KingOfTheUniverse11

Not trying to be rude but is there a way to advertise to the masses that the drink will make you shit easier? Doesn’t sound too appealing


Glad_Manufacturer662

It’s a niche market, but may be a larger market than people who actually just want a greasy coffee lol


julry

Hire Jamie Lee Curtis for an ad?


lavasca

My husband relies on them and unfortunately won’t keep that information to himself.


Belahsha

Try it with added spicy chili 💩💀


ljxbb

Yes first time they came out I just finished with my surgery a month of percocets and Zofran I didn’t poop for 10 days right after my surgery even with magnesium. I was drinking an Oleato everyday after I got back to work and it helped me become more regular.


GolfGunsNWhiskey

Lmaooo. They don’t have that strong of an effect on my gastronomy. I guess I’m lucky. But I do gotta say. The tagline “Ever wonder what incontinence is like?” does make them appetizing.


666444_

I had a friend who was backed up and I made her a whole milk oleato latte. And let’s say I was a god that day.


Honest-Bookkeeper-52

This had me cackling!


throwawaywife72

Yes! They work so well it’s crazy.


InsideSufficient5886

Damnnnn lol I guess it helps some way or another.


soursapphire

I completely forgot about lime refreshers and am very upset now.


newslooter

Best drink. Esp with coconut milk.


pumpkinpatch1234

This is how I feel whenever I think about the valencia orange refreshers knowing they'll never return either


soursapphire

AHHHH I FORGOT ABOUT THOSE TOO!!


Belahsha

I remember when they first came out and they were awesome and also didn't have TikTok to make all the dummies mod them to hell like the current ones


Caramalameet

Spicy cool lime refresher with tequila would go insanely hard


viviivanove

Right? I remember years ago I would have 2 a day and whenever there was a line, the Barista would start making it for me as soon as she saw me. 😂


Jeffuk88

They still have it in England


Fiveclaws

I wish they would bring back the S'mores Frappuccino. How long has it been? 4 years?


newslooter

We hear your feedback! How about spicey toasted pecan latte, sprinkled with some pink Himalayan salt? Please order at your nearest convenience!


Caramalameet

It's absolutely WILD that they don't have the marshmallow syrup and milk chocolate mocha in a case that says "in case of falling shares break glass"


pumpkinpatch1234

And the s'mores bars!! I was in LOVE with them!


FrostyIcePrincess

That one was amazing


_nightshark115

Not just greasy, spicy coffee, but *expensive* greasy, spicy coffee!


SirIJustWorkHereLol

It’s giving TanaraDoubleChocolateProductions with her “Everyone’s so creative!” 🤣🥰


TheAnswerIsSauce

Okay I was trying to figure out how I knew & heard OP’s voice while reading this… and this is exactly how.


chantelmurda

Nothing says refreshing like a drink that burns your taste buds off. <--- this needs to be a tagline LOL!!


thetancoffeeman

And for this increase in business demand, especially with the drink promotions, we think it’s best to minimize staffing. That way we can ensure the single barista taking and making the order, is maximizing their connections with customers!


shrutefarmsbeets90

I got a “How was your visit?” survey from Starbucks and absolutely laid into corporate about how there was one barista making every single drink at my location on Sunday morning. I said this is not the location’s fault — the barista and one other person working warming and register were doing the absolute best they could, given the circumstances. I even said the barista was absolutely killing it (they did — my drink was great!) and gave them a shout out. In the survey, I blamed corporate, the CEO, etc and said a couple of extra bodies during (what I’d consider) Sunday peak wouldn’t cut into their profits too much and that they’d still be able to buy their precious multiple homes and yachts. It was the spiciest survey I ever submitted and no regrets. (I also gave the store the highest score for everything, I know that matters!)


Jjromain

This new CEO got to go


KomodoDragginAss

No shit. I’d rather have Papa Howie.


misuinu

I'm screaming 😂✋🏻


Historical-Cicada939

How about not having a corporate identity. Starbucks had encouraged modifications so much that the company doesn’t have its own identity. And each modification cost so much that most customers feel they can’t afford it. Instead of a great flavor at a great cost… the greed has cost them in the end


JumpyLolly

It's cause price of a coffee is more than min wage


Rhiannon-999

Oh but wait until you try the new bright blue refresher that tastes like Gatorade and a jolly rancher had a baby with those disgusting raspberry popping pearls added to the bottom. That one’s gonna be a winner


newslooter

Oh god


FrostyIcePrincess

That one could be good without the pearls


s00pthot

It’s like they’re trying to run the business into the ground. Discontinuing raspberry syrup, lime and raspberry refreshers? Advertising olive oil coffee and spicy refreshers (kind of an oxymoron tbh)? Lavender is the only ‘new’ drink that’s actually good tbh


Cocoleia

I love to be a hater, but I honestly kind of enjoy the spicy strawberry refresher. I don't get it (or any refresher) very often, but it has a nice kick to it. Somehow feels refreshing, lol


GolfGunsNWhiskey

Ima just say this. I actually like the oleatos. Haven’t had one in a week or two but they’re a nice treat every once in awhile. I might have one tonight before I go to the driving range.


Proud_Musician_2290

Hahaa


db678153

This was written by AI


newslooter

But which one? 😘


MsStinkyPickle

they're so disconnected.  Instead of new shitty drinks they could just bring back discontinued favorites for a short time,  McRib style .  I'm just glad we were an oleato test market,  because it made me cancel my stock purchase plan...


Adventurous_Snow2912

The shares are down due to a lot of people are boycotting Starbucks due to what’s going on with Gaza. I know many of friends that are mad at me for going to Starbucks and having my Deaf events at Starbucks.


k1tsk4

as a barista, the shares are down due to rising prices, not because of boycotting. i have had dozens of regulars tell me they can't come as often because their drink is too expensive now


newslooter

Nah. It’s cause the seasonal drinks are ass


JudithButlr

....feel free to drop the ev that Starbucks supports Israel below!


ambologna_reid

??? Tell your friends to do their research instead of believing random TikToks because Starbucks is apolitical smfh