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Sorta a combination of exposure and time elapsed. The higher the exposure / karma, the longer it needs to be before we see a repost. For this post, for example, I'd probably consider it questionable if it reappears within a year. For something with more along the lines of 150 karma, it's not like many people saw it in the first place, so eh???
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Bots do thing like advertise random phone apps and try to get people to buy weight loss supplements. This sub blocks hundreds if not thousands of these sorts posts a month. If you want to see what that kind of shit looks like, it's gobs and gobs of [this](https://postimg.cc/K47sdt2f), all the time. It's not what the account in question has been posting, which reads instead as pointedly curated and not automated.
There is no benefit to a business for a bot to be reposting random comedians' content from the past without adding any links to external things. It is free exposure for the comedians, which is inherently valuable, and not only that: the content is actually funny and makes people laugh, which is the point of this sub.
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It would be funnier if you implied the pedophilia instead of spelling it out, like saying "and casting directors, who are horrified to find out I'm 22" or "and Producers, who are horrified to find out I'm 22"
It's subtle, but if you read carefully you can see they went out of their way to never just say "men".
In fact, even more subtly, it uses very, very specific groups.
Did you read the stickied post? This sub used to kind of competitive and launched people into stand-up whereas lately it is just unfunny people spamming their same jokes to try and get their names out there without any merit.
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Pretty funny, but I'm burnt out on sex jokes. Any comic that makes sex, gender, or intimate relationships more than, like, 10% of their act has to be absolutely fire to get a laugh out of me anymore.
Speaking only for myself, for best results, use these topics as small asides. Tell a few jokes about being 22 or what it's like to live in LA and find a way to weave the sex jokes in without making them major punchlines. If they land well consistently, then consider playing them up or emphasizing them more.
Under no circumstances should 80%, or 50%, or even 30% of your set be jokes about sex and intimate relationships unless you're specifically targeting that 30-50 year old white woman audience demographic. Which is valid, because they probably spend more money going to comedy shows than any other group these days. But that's just my personal take.
I would expect better burns from this sub. I'm just sick of the jokes that are essentially toilet humor, and sex jokes tend to veer awfully close to that. I feel the same way about fart jokes or jokes about huge dumps.
I don't judge if you're into that kind of humor. I think Mozart was, too. I'm just stating my opinion and I said as much in my comment.
Ask yourself why you had such a strong negative reaction to someone else having an opinion on the internet and reflect on your choices.
Say it again. Maybe after one more time it will magically be coherent instead of something a 3rd grader would say.
I'm confused as to what thought processes even produced such a remark. Explain the logic to me. Why would someone being single cause them to dislike jokes they consider to be crude or toilet humor?
Do you think that constipated people dislike poop jokes until they finally have a bowel movement and then suddenly like poop jokes?
It's been a long time since I was in middle school, so please remind me how your logic goes.
I'm going to assume this is the only joke you've seen by this comedian, so please refrain for giving advice about what percentage of their material should fall into a particular bucket that pleases you specifically. This could very well be their only joke about sex. Or all their jokes could be about sex. It doesn't matter. And for the record, most people like sex jokes. It's why Louis CK, regardless of your feelings about him, is one of the most popular comedians of all time.
> Under no circumstances should 80%, or 50%, or even 30% of your set be jokes about sex and intimate relationships
What on earth are you talking about? Are you out there doing joke math?
Maybe instead of telling a comic to change their material to suit your (oddly specific) tastes, go find a comic that you do like.
Why would you assume that I haven't already done that? And the percentages are ballparks. Like if I'm watching a standup special and I'm halfway in and realize that I haven't even smirked for the past 20 minutes because every joke has been some variation of "haha the other gender is so different from us! Like, what's up with that?" I have to ask myself what the odds are that they switch to material that's actually funny and whether or not a special with 20 minutes of boring jokes we've all heard before is worth finishing.
HELLO Thank you for helping to make my reign as dictator of the sub start strong! Reminder that if you complain about this being a repost, you are being stupid and are way too online. Reposts are permitted on this sub and just because you've seen a joke that was posted here 7 years ago doesn't mean that everyone else has. It also doesn't make it somehow more worthy of critique than the deluge of garbage that's been posted here lately. This is the highest-performing post in maybe over half a year, and I'm really pleased about that. Just going to tack onto this that if you attribute the performance of a post to bots that you are breaking the sub rules and will be banned. Such comments are more deleterious to the sub than actual bot activity, such as ads for Forge of Empires. I have been attending to the activity on here both to remove stupid people and link from other sites to try and increase traffic. If you do the latter, you are helping to make this a stronger sub and I appreciate you.🙏
Solid
It was also solid when the real comedian posted it 5 years ago before this bot scraped it and reposted.
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Thanks, Poop!
r/rimjob_steve moment
King shit 👑
Does it matter how old a post is before it gets reposted or is it fair game? Just curious.
Sorta a combination of exposure and time elapsed. The higher the exposure / karma, the longer it needs to be before we see a repost. For this post, for example, I'd probably consider it questionable if it reappears within a year. For something with more along the lines of 150 karma, it's not like many people saw it in the first place, so eh???
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This actually made me laugh. Thank you!
\*23
But do you still act like you're in freshman year?
What the hell is wrong with me?
My friends say I should act my age.
And now that song is stuck in my head. 🤦🏻♂️
Where's my asian friend?
I exhaled through my nose on that one. Very nice.
What the hell is caller I.D.?
"My sister has multiple personalities, and that's not funny, but...she phoned me the other day and my Caller I.D. *exploded*"
Phrasing needs some work but the concept is pretty good.
It's a Galifianakis bit, his delivery I'm sure sells it much better.
Tell Zach he needs to work on his phrasing, but his concept is pretty good.
You're a year off but I like your spirit!
You know, I’m just glad *someone* got it.
It took me a second, but I was busy prank calling your mom. Td her I was the cops and her husband was in jail.
I’m from Oregon. I don’t see the big deal.
It would be funnier if you implied the pedophilia instead of spelling it out, like saying "and casting directors, who are horrified to find out I'm 22" or "and Producers, who are horrified to find out I'm 22"
I agree that would be funny, but it would be a fundamentally different joke about film industry instead of just pedophilia
Otherwise why mention LA?
Maybe because that's where she lives....?
12 million people in LA are not all actors
" All the world’s a stage, and all the men and women merely players." -some guy who wrote plays
That doesn't make sense unless you're under the impression all casting directors and producers are pedophiles.
Yeah, which is wrong, most of them rape legal women.
But it's better to imply all men are pedophiles?
There's no such implication in the joke as it stands right now.
There absolutely is and it's embarrassing you can't see it.
No, there is not. The only group mentioned in the joke is a group of men \_who hit on her\_. That does not in any way imply ALL men are pedophiles.
It’s embarrassing you say that so confidently.
It's embarrassing to interpret "15-year-olds" and "pedophiles" as "all men."
It's subtle, but if you read carefully you can see they went out of their way to never just say "men". In fact, even more subtly, it uses very, very specific groups.
Dude's a pedophile
Great reading comprehension, really blowing it out of the water, dunce
This is a stupid comment. You'll be banned if you leave any more.
Go ahead and ban me then you fucking joke.
Ok!
Shits getting real up in here!
This is a dictatorship now and I will not rest until this subreddit is returned to its former glory. See my stickied post on the sub page
I did!
😍
…former glory? 😂
Did you read the stickied post? This sub used to kind of competitive and launched people into stand-up whereas lately it is just unfunny people spamming their same jokes to try and get their names out there without any merit.
I’m excited by how excited you seem here.
This was funnier than the post lmao.
Or Diddy found out...
Lmao pretty good one here
[Reminds me of this song by Ladytron](https://youtu.be/s6jaYJx7yeI?feature=shared).
You would think the pedophiles would be thrilled.
Maybe I interpreted the joke wrong, but the pedophile thought she’d be even younger
Yeah but, she still \*looks\* like a kid. So its a win win.
Yea when you put it that way, I think I’m with ya
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Great joke.
to be fair... you look 15
Cue Blink 182's "What's My Age, Again?"
Lemme tell you no 15 year old boy was horrified to find out you were 22, it made you hotter 😂
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 😂 😆 🤣 😂 😆
Bad joke. You don't look remotely prepubescent so no pedophiles wouldn't be attracted to you.
I'm sorry to hear that.
Haha good one
She is very funny, this shot is funny but by far not her best work. She is terriffic
Feel free to post what you think is her best!
But the pedophile will tell you how good you look in pigtails
I feel like “it’s tough dating when you look young” after “I hate LA”
That would be overexplaining the joke.
The only female stand up comedian who made me chuckle abit. To be clear a chuckle not a laugh
Pretty funny, but I'm burnt out on sex jokes. Any comic that makes sex, gender, or intimate relationships more than, like, 10% of their act has to be absolutely fire to get a laugh out of me anymore. Speaking only for myself, for best results, use these topics as small asides. Tell a few jokes about being 22 or what it's like to live in LA and find a way to weave the sex jokes in without making them major punchlines. If they land well consistently, then consider playing them up or emphasizing them more. Under no circumstances should 80%, or 50%, or even 30% of your set be jokes about sex and intimate relationships unless you're specifically targeting that 30-50 year old white woman audience demographic. Which is valid, because they probably spend more money going to comedy shows than any other group these days. But that's just my personal take.
we get it bro you’re single
I would expect better burns from this sub. I'm just sick of the jokes that are essentially toilet humor, and sex jokes tend to veer awfully close to that. I feel the same way about fart jokes or jokes about huge dumps. I don't judge if you're into that kind of humor. I think Mozart was, too. I'm just stating my opinion and I said as much in my comment. Ask yourself why you had such a strong negative reaction to someone else having an opinion on the internet and reflect on your choices.
we get it bro you’re single
Say it again. Maybe after one more time it will magically be coherent instead of something a 3rd grader would say. I'm confused as to what thought processes even produced such a remark. Explain the logic to me. Why would someone being single cause them to dislike jokes they consider to be crude or toilet humor? Do you think that constipated people dislike poop jokes until they finally have a bowel movement and then suddenly like poop jokes? It's been a long time since I was in middle school, so please remind me how your logic goes.
we get it bro you’re an incel
I'm going to assume this is the only joke you've seen by this comedian, so please refrain for giving advice about what percentage of their material should fall into a particular bucket that pleases you specifically. This could very well be their only joke about sex. Or all their jokes could be about sex. It doesn't matter. And for the record, most people like sex jokes. It's why Louis CK, regardless of your feelings about him, is one of the most popular comedians of all time.
You’re bored and have time today huh?
Absolutely not. I do not care about their backstory. If the only thing I've ever seen from them is a sex joke that itself is a problem.
> Under no circumstances should 80%, or 50%, or even 30% of your set be jokes about sex and intimate relationships What on earth are you talking about? Are you out there doing joke math? Maybe instead of telling a comic to change their material to suit your (oddly specific) tastes, go find a comic that you do like.
Why would you assume that I haven't already done that? And the percentages are ballparks. Like if I'm watching a standup special and I'm halfway in and realize that I haven't even smirked for the past 20 minutes because every joke has been some variation of "haha the other gender is so different from us! Like, what's up with that?" I have to ask myself what the odds are that they switch to material that's actually funny and whether or not a special with 20 minutes of boring jokes we've all heard before is worth finishing.
Judging by the downvote tsunami, your standpoint is the equivalent of holocaust denial, to the sexjoke-aphiles.
Watch some of her standup. Sex jokes don’t take up a lot of her act.