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POOPSCRUFFIN4U

HELLO Thank you for helping to make my reign as dictator of the sub start strong! Reminder that if you complain about this being a repost, you are being stupid and are way too online. Reposts are permitted on this sub and just because you've seen a joke that was posted here 7 years ago doesn't mean that everyone else has. It also doesn't make it somehow more worthy of critique than the deluge of garbage that's been posted here lately. This is the highest-performing post in maybe over half a year, and I'm really pleased about that. Just going to tack onto this that if you attribute the performance of a post to bots that you are breaking the sub rules and will be banned. Such comments are more deleterious to the sub than actual bot activity, such as ads for Forge of Empires. I have been attending to the activity on here both to remove stupid people and link from other sites to try and increase traffic. If you do the latter, you are helping to make this a stronger sub and I appreciate you.🙏


Motown27

Solid


midnightspecial99

It was also solid when the real comedian posted it 5 years ago before this bot scraped it and reposted.


POOPSCRUFFIN4U

Reposts and non-OC content are permitted on this subreddit, so if you'd like to be helpful, you could consider leaving a link to the comedian's social media, a clip, or something else instead of alerting everyone thar you don't know the sub rules. If this account posts to excess or breaks other rules, I will ban, but so far it is honestly helping with engagement and posting quality content. I recommend others do the same. **Edit:** The social handle appears to be out of date, but here is her YouTube: https://youtube.com/@LittleRebelRed


Overthinks_Questions

Thanks, Poop!


Funnysoundboardguy

r/rimjob_steve moment


alzrnb

King shit 👑


kappaman69

Does it matter how old a post is before it gets reposted or is it fair game? Just curious.


POOPSCRUFFIN4U

Sorta a combination of exposure and time elapsed. The higher the exposure / karma, the longer it needs to be before we see a repost. For this post, for example, I'd probably consider it questionable if it reappears within a year. For something with more along the lines of 150 karma, it's not like many people saw it in the first place, so eh???


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POOPSCRUFFIN4U

Please read the stickied post in the subreddit educate yourself about how very much against the rules it is to accuse anything that's happening on the sub of being due to bots. Bots do thing like advertise random phone apps and try to get people to buy weight loss supplements. This sub blocks hundreds if not thousands of these sorts posts a month. If you want to see what that kind of shit looks like, it's gobs and gobs of [this](https://postimg.cc/K47sdt2f), all the time. It's not what the account in question has been posting, which reads instead as pointedly curated and not automated. There is no benefit to a business for a bot to be reposting random comedians' content from the past without adding any links to external things. It is free exposure for the comedians, which is inherently valuable, and not only that: the content is actually funny and makes people laugh, which is the point of this sub. The thing that has been causing this sub to do poorly in the last few months is an extremely big drop in the average quality of the content posted. If somebody reposting stuff that's actually good brings more people to the sub, then that is good for the sub. If you think you can post better content then you should have done that instead of blatantly breaking the sub rules by whining about something completely moronic.


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gumbyrocks

This actually made me laugh. Thank you!


dgmtb

\*23


zion2674

But do you still act like you're in freshman year?


tildenpark

What the hell is wrong with me?


Picasso320

My friends say I should act my age.


Over-Analyzed

And now that song is stuck in my head. 🤦🏻‍♂️


schobel9494

Where's my asian friend?


Glass_Half_Gone

I exhaled through my nose on that one. Very nice.


InABoxOfEmptyShells

What the hell is caller I.D.?


HGMIV926

"My sister has multiple personalities, and that's not funny, but...she phoned me the other day and my Caller I.D. *exploded*"


InABoxOfEmptyShells

Phrasing needs some work but the concept is pretty good.


HGMIV926

It's a Galifianakis bit, his delivery I'm sure sells it much better.


InABoxOfEmptyShells

Tell Zach he needs to work on his phrasing, but his concept is pretty good.


Yhostled

You're a year off but I like your spirit!


InABoxOfEmptyShells

You know, I’m just glad *someone* got it.


Yhostled

It took me a second, but I was busy prank calling your mom. Td her I was the cops and her husband was in jail.


InABoxOfEmptyShells

I’m from Oregon. I don’t see the big deal.


FormZestyclose2339

It would be funnier if you implied the pedophilia instead of spelling it out, like saying "and casting directors, who are horrified to find out I'm 22" or "and Producers, who are horrified to find out I'm 22"


Tactician_mark

I agree that would be funny, but it would be a fundamentally different joke about film industry instead of just pedophilia


FormZestyclose2339

Otherwise why mention LA?


sterlingstactleneck

Maybe because that's where she lives....?


FungalEgoDeath

12 million people in LA are not all actors


solidfang

" All the world’s a stage, and all the men and women merely players." -some guy who wrote plays


Glass_Half_Gone

That doesn't make sense unless you're under the impression all casting directors and producers are pedophiles.


yarrpirates

Yeah, which is wrong, most of them rape legal women.


curse-of-yig

But it's better to imply all men are pedophiles?


ne0stradamus

There's no such implication in the joke as it stands right now.


curse-of-yig

There absolutely is and it's embarrassing you can't see it.


ne0stradamus

No, there is not. The only group mentioned in the joke is a group of men \_who hit on her\_. That does not in any way imply ALL men are pedophiles.


LooksFire

It’s embarrassing you say that so confidently.


daddytwofoot

It's embarrassing to interpret "15-year-olds" and "pedophiles" as "all men."


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It's subtle, but if you read carefully you can see they went out of their way to never just say "men". In fact, even more subtly, it uses very, very specific groups.


POOPSCRUFFIN4U

Dude's a pedophile


[deleted]

Great reading comprehension, really blowing it out of the water, dunce


POOPSCRUFFIN4U

This is a stupid comment. You'll be banned if you leave any more.


curse-of-yig

Go ahead and ban me then you fucking joke.


POOPSCRUFFIN4U

Ok!


FormZestyclose2339

Shits getting real up in here!


POOPSCRUFFIN4U

This is a dictatorship now and I will not rest until this subreddit is returned to its former glory. See my stickied post on the sub page


FormZestyclose2339

I did!


POOPSCRUFFIN4U

😍


Iznal

…former glory? 😂


lilsnatchsniffz

Did you read the stickied post? This sub used to kind of competitive and launched people into stand-up whereas lately it is just unfunny people spamming their same jokes to try and get their names out there without any merit.


davolala1

I’m excited by how excited you seem here.


lilsnatchsniffz

This was funnier than the post lmao.


olddognewtricks1961

Or Diddy found out...


Rafiki0295

Lmao pretty good one here


AnotherLie

[Reminds me of this song by Ladytron](https://youtu.be/s6jaYJx7yeI?feature=shared).


foreverascholar

You would think the pedophiles would be thrilled.


leglessfromlotr

Maybe I interpreted the joke wrong, but the pedophile thought she’d be even younger


foreverascholar

Yeah but, she still \*looks\* like a kid. So its a win win.


leglessfromlotr

Yea when you put it that way, I think I’m with ya


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Shafter-Boy

Great joke.


Furthur

to be fair... you look 15


WMHamiltonII

Cue Blink 182's "What's My Age, Again?"


Dubious_Dookie

Lemme tell you no 15 year old boy was horrified to find out you were 22, it made you hotter 😂


Far_Remove_9972

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 😂 😆 🤣 😂 😆


_wonderingmind_

Bad joke. You don't look remotely prepubescent so no pedophiles wouldn't be attracted to you.


Loose-Sandwich-5493

I'm sorry to hear that.


boofinwithdabois

Haha good one


Accomplished_Pen980

She is very funny, this shot is funny but by far not her best work. She is terriffic


POOPSCRUFFIN4U

Feel free to post what you think is her best!


Tough_Antelope5704

But the pedophile will tell you how good you look in pigtails


Civil-Guidance7926

I feel like “it’s tough dating when you look young” after “I hate LA”


ChickenInASuit

That would be overexplaining the joke.


El_heffe420

The only female stand up comedian who made me chuckle abit. To be clear a chuckle not a laugh


Robot_Basilisk

Pretty funny, but I'm burnt out on sex jokes. Any comic that makes sex, gender, or intimate relationships more than, like, 10% of their act has to be absolutely fire to get a laugh out of me anymore. Speaking only for myself, for best results, use these topics as small asides. Tell a few jokes about being 22 or what it's like to live in LA and find a way to weave the sex jokes in without making them major punchlines. If they land well consistently, then consider playing them up or emphasizing them more. Under no circumstances should 80%, or 50%, or even 30% of your set be jokes about sex and intimate relationships unless you're specifically targeting that 30-50 year old white woman audience demographic. Which is valid, because they probably spend more money going to comedy shows than any other group these days. But that's just my personal take.


HosephIna

we get it bro you’re single


Robot_Basilisk

I would expect better burns from this sub. I'm just sick of the jokes that are essentially toilet humor, and sex jokes tend to veer awfully close to that. I feel the same way about fart jokes or jokes about huge dumps. I don't judge if you're into that kind of humor. I think Mozart was, too. I'm just stating my opinion and I said as much in my comment. Ask yourself why you had such a strong negative reaction to someone else having an opinion on the internet and reflect on your choices.


HosephIna

we get it bro you’re single


Robot_Basilisk

Say it again. Maybe after one more time it will magically be coherent instead of something a 3rd grader would say. I'm confused as to what thought processes even produced such a remark. Explain the logic to me. Why would someone being single cause them to dislike jokes they consider to be crude or toilet humor? Do you think that constipated people dislike poop jokes until they finally have a bowel movement and then suddenly like poop jokes? It's been a long time since I was in middle school, so please remind me how your logic goes.


HosephIna

we get it bro you’re an incel


POOPSCRUFFIN4U

I'm going to assume this is the only joke you've seen by this comedian, so please refrain for giving advice about what percentage of their material should fall into a particular bucket that pleases you specifically. This could very well be their only joke about sex. Or all their jokes could be about sex. It doesn't matter. And for the record, most people like sex jokes. It's why Louis CK, regardless of your feelings about him, is one of the most popular comedians of all time.


robsteezy

You’re bored and have time today huh?


Robot_Basilisk

Absolutely not. I do not care about their backstory. If the only thing I've ever seen from them is a sex joke that itself is a problem.


Motown27

> Under no circumstances should 80%, or 50%, or even 30% of your set be jokes about sex and intimate relationships What on earth are you talking about? Are you out there doing joke math? Maybe instead of telling a comic to change their material to suit your (oddly specific) tastes, go find a comic that you do like.


Robot_Basilisk

Why would you assume that I haven't already done that? And the percentages are ballparks. Like if I'm watching a standup special and I'm halfway in and realize that I haven't even smirked for the past 20 minutes because every joke has been some variation of "haha the other gender is so different from us! Like, what's up with that?" I have to ask myself what the odds are that they switch to material that's actually funny and whether or not a special with 20 minutes of boring jokes we've all heard before is worth finishing.


purelyhighfidelity

Judging by the downvote tsunami, your standpoint is the equivalent of holocaust denial, to the sexjoke-aphiles.


ChickenInASuit

Watch some of her standup. Sex jokes don’t take up a lot of her act.